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  • July 6, 2017 at 12:07 am

    Heh…..cold water?

    • July 6, 2017 at 12:20 am

      Rain Water… Kept In A Tower.

      Just like for Railroads In The Old West.

      Cuts down on Double D’s Water Bill.

  • July 6, 2017 at 12:26 am

    We’re getting back in the pink, I see.

  • July 6, 2017 at 12:26 am

    They should do that…and then I’m sure they would also “out” all their “sources” re FakeRussianNews, etc…right? No? Well, they better re-think that little threat then.

    Much worse is an institution which fights tooth and nail for at least one Constitutional amendment; 1A, as a hide-behind for the unfettered spread of Fake News…would actually try to shut down DT’s Twitter? Irony, thy name is FNN.

  • July 6, 2017 at 12:27 am

    So much for shower sex…

    • July 6, 2017 at 2:04 am

      Shower sex: when you absolutely, positively want to get EVERYTHING clean while having as much fun as two people can have!
      Excuse me: “Honey! Let’s go take a shower!”
      Talk to y’all in about an hour, got to finish up with a relaxing bubble bath. 😉

      • July 6, 2017 at 11:41 am

        That was one long bubble bath 😉

  • July 6, 2017 at 1:30 am

    So, by looking closely, I note a bit of anatomical accuracy? Well done sir, well done indeed.

  • July 6, 2017 at 3:05 am

    Cold water from the spout
    Makes certain points stick out
    Get all eat off the table clean
    Know what I mean
    What rhymes with whoosh?

    • July 6, 2017 at 10:46 am

      Thats a nice Tush

      • July 6, 2017 at 9:00 pm


  • July 6, 2017 at 4:26 am

    Regarding CNN’s blackmail: Do they really expect us to believe they had a conservative Trump supporter, who posted the anti-CNN gif, multiple posts against blacks, Jews, women and other “minorities” but the short hairs, and just because he took everything down, closed the account and won’t ever, ever do it again; they refused to “out” him to keep him safe? WTF?!?! Do you really think we believe that Bravo Sierra? CNN has NEVER shown this level of forgiveness towards anybody unless they had “D” after their names, registered dumbocraps or certified libtard’s.
    More than likely the poster is really someone who could damage CNN tremendously if “outed”: An underage (15 year old) individual, who if he or his family was injured, could end up owning CNN after the lawsuit. Come on CNN, do you really think average Americans are that stupi…aww crap, we are talking about CNN aren’t we? Stupid question. Yes they do.
    Don’t worry, someone at CNN will leak this information soon. If really a “middle aged” man, sometime next week. If an underaged individual it will be released by anonymous means that hopefully (by CNN) won’t lead back to them.
    This isn’t blackmail, it’s CYA at its finest.

    • July 6, 2017 at 6:47 am
      Bill G

      I imagine the smoldering boulders at CNN looked at the fact that it was a 15-year old and started slavering. No money, no knowledge of legal recourse to their attack, and went full speed ahead.
      Reality only hit them after the storm they started began, and they had to realize that no matter how little he knew their are plenty of others ready to inform him of just how thoroughly those fools had stepped in it.

    • July 6, 2017 at 7:21 am

      It seems to not be a minor. (More internet rumoring.)
      However, it is terribly fun to see a major leftist organization screaming, “HE’S NOT UNDERAGE!”

      (Picture someone being led out in handcuffs, yelling “but she can’t be underage! I saw her driver’s license!” Then put a CNN logo over their face. It will make you smile.)

      • July 6, 2017 at 7:57 am

        To further extend this scenario, I expect CNN wailing “But she initiated it! I was just following through on what she started!”

      • July 6, 2017 at 10:48 am

        But, But IT (undetermined gendered person) asked for it!
        Look at the way IT is dressed! Scandalous! It lured me!

        Sure and I have some tasty smoked eel for you to snack on right here…

      • July 6, 2017 at 1:30 pm

        I believe the approved gender identification when non-specified is either zer or otherkin…

        To any of you who’ve watched the antics by the feckless Liberal fools that are the government of Canada, please understand that I didn’t vote for this collection of SJWs, Islamic apologists and assorted cultural marxists… and many of us are as chagrined by their lemming-like pernicious behaviour as any of you outside observers.

        In my particular riding, the Conservative candidate was almost as moronic as the Liberal, NDP, Marxist-Leninist, Green and Libertarian (we do not have a two party system), so instead of casting my vote, since “none of the above” was not an option available and there is no write-in candidate, I registered my indignation by drawing a large, flaccid penis on my ballot.

    • July 6, 2017 at 11:16 am

      – ” could end up owning CNN after the lawsuit. ” –
      I am reminded of another destruction of assets. CNN is destroying its value similarly to the way it destroys news. fake News into Fake Assets. What value eill CNN have besides an insurance payout?
      Zimbabwe has discovered after confiscating assets that when they no longer are producing, they have no value. Liquidity plummets. That huge farm or gold mine is not an asset if it is not producing food or gold. Liquidity disappears. The new owner finds that the assets worth millions just a short time ago will not buy them the BMW’s and trips to Switzerland and bling that they expected. The new asset no longer pays for itself, nor even its upkeep.
      Such will be CNN. It no longer produces news reports. Fake gold does not have the same value as real gold. So fake news does not have the value of real news. So the real news sites grow. Those are the alternate news sites that produce the real news.
      Reality is a harsh bitch as CNN is finding out.

      ( I wish I had learned how to do those memes with my placing ‘Pepe the Frog’ body slamming CNN and FNN. Being basically a Luddite can be a like having a harsh mistress.)

      • July 6, 2017 at 1:12 pm

        Right there with you on the defacto Luddite thing; just got wifey and I new iPhone 7+ phone upgrades at daughter’s insistence, can’t do much with it but make calls, voice-text, and take pics (and it does take awesome pics for online jewelry sales etc).

        That’s why I put out the call earlier for more tech-oriented types to deluge the twitter with FNN bubblehead memes; sometimes as you say being stuck in a low-tech mindset is frustrating, but other times it can be quite a good thing.

        There is a difference in FNN’s favor on the gold metaphor though…while the yella metal has to stand the acid test or be worthless, fake news has a fungibility among the sheeple who are too feeble-minded or too far gone on the poison kool-ade to question or challenge it…FNN and the other MSM’s have made a living off of that for decades, and kept their leftist cohorts at the controls. But now someone is yanking back the curtain on them to expose what is really pulling the levers of their smoke-and-mirrors machine and proving that there is no “there” there…

        They are rightfully terrified that their monopoly on the supply train of information and days of lies and obfuscation are numbered…

        Run off the rails to crash and burn by a new train…the T-Train.

  • July 6, 2017 at 6:14 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Hopefully the water pressure isn’t too high. Hate to see that lovely skin removed, just cleaned. And it looks like it’s getting there. Yum.

  • July 6, 2017 at 6:35 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    And as for FNN’s “doxing” of the person who supposedly created the Trump WWE gif…….FNN may have attempted to blackmail the wrong person. I read this (somewhere – can’t re-find it now) but some astute viewers noted that the Trump posted gif versus the one on the HAS Reddit site were different…….audio vs no audio, different aspect ratios (4:3 vs 16:9).
    Can you say….”Oops”? I knew you could.

    • July 6, 2017 at 9:18 am

      I saw that article, too. That whole doxing business is starting to backfire bigly on FNN. Someone also started a meme contest, fake news vs POTUS.

  • July 6, 2017 at 6:49 am
    Bill G

    Love the artwork, and the fact that the red bar is advancing.
    I’m wondering now if some CNN lawyers are joining their three erst-while reporters at Unemployment…

  • July 6, 2017 at 7:09 am

    I’m happy to hand CNN a shovel so they can keep digging. They’re doing their best to burn their own standing.

  • July 6, 2017 at 7:26 am
    Daniel in Brookline

    Now I’m REALLY glad I made a contribution yesterday…

  • July 6, 2017 at 7:50 am

    I’ve been away on vacation and really expected that we readers would have the bar completed by now. We’ve reached the end of the month and passed the Holliday, blah blah blah….

    Git’r Done! 🙂

    • July 6, 2017 at 9:51 am
      Chris Muir

      We started late this year, halfway through June (had to get the new wordpress active) so we got to the end of July.(It’s usually a month and a half long) .We’re only slightly behind last year at this point, actually, but do need to boost it a tad.:)

      • July 6, 2017 at 1:09 pm

        Will try to make a small contribution after payday. Things have been tight $-wise lately. I was going to make a comment about the direction of DBD over the past year or so. Most of it I’m happy with (especially this current topic) ;-). But one aspect at times tends to leave a sour taste in my mouth. Best that I just keep it to myself.

      • July 6, 2017 at 1:40 pm

        “Who writes this stuff?”
        “Readers, patrons, Muir…not necessarily in that order.”

        Trubador, your input on that “one aspect” might be of benefit to the author, and is of piqued interest to others. Please reconsider sharing your input?

      • July 6, 2017 at 2:21 pm

        It’s a touchy subject, but… the sometimes blatant lauding and elevating of the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (or the excusing or overlooking of some of the obvious poor judgement, character or decisions) just doesn’t sit well.

        Praise when doing things are done right or good decisions are made is one thing. But there are plenty of flaws, mistakes, bad or disjointed decisions, and even outright contradictions or reversals that just doesn’t warrant the genuflection. This isn’t a rehashing of the election. It’s just a request for the removal of the rose-colored glasses.

        For every “Gorsuch” there’re a half dozen things said or done or tweeted that betray a real need for real presidential leadership and a constitutional direction for this nation. There’s as much “fake news” at times in a WH tweet as there are a CNN headline. I know I’ll probably get some backlash on this, but I just need to say it.

      • July 6, 2017 at 3:55 pm
        Grunt GI

        Trubador, I’m with ya. I mean Trump ain’t perfect, but, as the old saying goes, you go to war with the army you got, not the army you want.

        I wish Trump would stay laser focused on his agenda and not get diverted by all the trash from his opponents, but…he just ain’t built that way. He’s from New York and knows how to fight back against the press. And he seems to relish it, which I think surprises and angers them most of all…HE LIKES YANKING THEIR CHAIN….

        My liberal “friends” on FB give me a YUGE ration of crap for “defending” him and “standing by” his outrageous tweets.

        I just tell ’em no, he ain’t my favorite, but he damn sure ain’t Hillary and that’s enough for me.

        What does crack me up is Trump made no bones about his personality, views, or temperament…and he still won. The voters who voted for him should have known exactly what they were getting. They weren’t voting for a guru or preacher…they wanted a President who would consider America first and foremost in all things.

        As Ronald Reagan said–The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally – not a 20 percent traitor.

        I give Trump an 80% easy…the other 20% ….well, I’ll call that the Twitter allowance.

      • July 6, 2017 at 4:12 pm

        Thank you Trubador…thoughtful and well-spoken concerns that I at one time shared…still not sure that what you have said is not true.

        But anymore I have come to believe that DT’s actions and behaviors are intentional, diabolically planned and choreographed…and most importantly well and purely intentioned. That he’s not only playing the progs like a fiddle, but that he’s a lot smarter than them…or me.

        Prayers to God that is the real news and truth.

      • July 6, 2017 at 9:33 pm

        Trubador, I agree as well that some of the tweets can be very annoying and embarrassing but I believe that President Trump is making them in a very strategic manner and – as we are seeing – making the Presstitute class freak out almost every day.

        Kinda like making people ‘dance’ in the old west….

        He wasn’t my 1st-2nd-3rd choice for POTUS but I like a lot of what he has gotten done almost behind the scenes. I will not expect him to be ‘Presidential’ in the classic sense because I knew he wouldn’t be. He’ll make us proud more often than you think and then go back to hammering the opposition in ways they should expect but won’t. They expect him to act ‘Presidential’ now that he’s POTUS but he’ll never stop being ‘The Donald.’

        Gotta make more popcorn – the G20 summit should be interesting…..

      • July 6, 2017 at 10:38 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        “It’s difficult to remember that your initial goal was to drain the swamp, when you’re up to your ass in alligators.”

        ANd President Trump (squeeee!) has indeed been up to his ass in alligators – the Libtard DildoCrat Left, the GOPe RINOs, and the LameStream Media Presstitutes – in his efforts to drain the Mordor-on-the-Potomac District of Criminals swamp.

        Hopefully, somehow he hears word of, and knows, how much his efforts (as disjointed as they seem to be) are appreciated by us, his base.

        He’s dancing as fast as he can.

      • July 6, 2017 at 3:29 pm
        Chris Muir

        Damn, I thought it might’ve been all the boo-behs.And speaking your mind is not trolling.;)

      • July 6, 2017 at 3:57 pm
        Grunt GI

        Perish that thought it was all the boo-behs.

        You can never have too much bacon, whisky, ammo, or boo-behs.

      • July 6, 2017 at 5:09 pm

        Oh, Chris… boo-behs are ALWAYS good.

        A-L-W-A-Y-S-! 😀

        The Mrs. (who’s half-Vietnamese, and looks surprisingly like Red, but with dark brown hair – and I’ve been trying to convince her to re-dye her hair again like she did when we first met, the color was “dark chocolate cherry”, yum!)… anyway, the Mrs., just the other day, did… ummm… things with her boo-behs that… umm… well… hmmm… let’s just say, Mr. Happy was very happy. 😉

      • July 6, 2017 at 5:13 pm

        *looks at Chris over glasses*
        While I am glad the Gentlemen have delightful and elevating views to keep them happy and occupied… ehem

      • July 6, 2017 at 6:58 pm
        Grunt GI

        Well, yes, Sam is looking very delightful…
        and elevated….
        and groomed….


      • July 6, 2017 at 4:02 pm

        Well Chris, I was going to do this before the 4th but got distracted by several things; mud, falling clothes, svelte females …

        Oh, sorry! Distracted AGAIN, but did hit that PayPal button this time. Now as for distractions, another sovereign remedy for me (YRMV) is the Tour de France on TV. Beautiful country, lots of history and I don’t have to worry about surly service providers!

  • July 6, 2017 at 8:13 am

    As a great author once wrote, “Please sir, may I have some more?”

    • July 6, 2017 at 10:50 am

      In this case, I think it’s more:
      “Please sir, may I have another?”

      Zar Belk!

  • July 6, 2017 at 8:51 am
    Grunt GI

    Great article…nope, still not tired of winning…or hot DBD chicks….you can never have too much of either.

    “This is why they hate him so much. Because despite doing everything they can think of, Trump is still standing. Then he punches back. His blows are surgical and hilarious. They take next to no effort, while the Left is literally expending all its energy and having no impact. He’s using the media’s own tools against it. He’s using social media – the Great Equalizer – against them. He’s using Alinsky against them. He’s kicking them when they’re down.”

    • July 6, 2017 at 10:26 am

      “They (twitters) take next to no effort.”

      That, and being forced to expend its energy ($$$) to respond is what REALLY gets to them. Which is why as I mentioned upthread they are campaigning to kick him off (how dare he use THEIR tools against them?). And don’t bet against that; there is precedent for FNN’s leftist cohort Twits doing some decidedly political censorship.

      Two things I wish would happen; any and all who are able and like-minded to put that FNN bubblehead on all manner of hilarious and leftist bumblers in a barrage of tweets; let them try to boot them all off. And if they should succeed at all in getting the POTUS access to this deadly weapon restricted? Well, you know what to do then.

      • July 6, 2017 at 12:50 pm

        President Trump takes a few seconds to tweet and the presstitutes take a few days, 24/7, to be offended by it.
        And some middle aged Man ? has a tag HanAssholeSolo ?
        Sounds like some one much younger or, as usual, one of their minions that is a hillery/bernie supporter.

      • July 6, 2017 at 1:16 pm

        “…one of their minions…”

        So a “false-flack” as it were. 🙂

  • July 6, 2017 at 9:46 am

    To get the mud off its skin, it’s gonna get the hose again.

  • July 6, 2017 at 10:48 am

    Jack, what water bill? The DD is too far out to be on city water. Nope, that’s ice-cold well water… WHOOHOO!

    My folks are from east central Nebraska, and we made the trek from Oklahoma every summer to my Mom’s family farm. My uncle had polio as a teen, so the farm had a huge swimming pool so he could exercise. They filled it from the irrigations well and it was like ICE! …even after a month or so. It was the only pool for miles around, so the whole neighborhood would come to swim and hang out.

    Uncle George Ferris had arms as big as most men’s thighs, and he ran that farm on crutches with only one hired man to help him, except for his wife and two daughters. He adapted his tractors, pickup truck, and his car with hand controls. Inventiveness runs in the family; we are related to George W. G. Ferris, who invented the Ferris wheel.

    I just discovered the Google doodle celebrating George Ferris’ 154th birthday, which is also St. Valentine’s day. Check it out, it’s really cute (click on the heart button):

  • July 6, 2017 at 10:56 am

    For decades, the left had free rein to fight dirty, and the Republicans would just sit and take it. Now they are faced with someone who will not only fight back, but hits hard, and knows WHERE to hit. They can’t stand it. How dare someone, especially someone like Trump stand up to them! The bully’s lament: MMMOOOMMMM!! He hit me! HE hit me BACK!! THAT”S NOT FAIR!!! (Whahh, Whahh, Wahh!)

    Zar Belk!

  • July 6, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    Yesterday, our country became less safe due to the act of a coward.
    New York City Police Officer Miosotis Familia was assassinated in the line of duty. Officer Familia, 48, a 12 year veteran of the PDNY was the mother of three, a 20 year-old daughter, 12 year-old twins (son and daughter) and tended for her 86 year-old mother recovering from cancer.
    Officer Miosotis Familia, End of Watch 3:37 am, July 5, 2017. Rest In Peace. You will be missed.

    • July 6, 2017 at 5:25 pm

      Amen. As much an act of terrorism as any muznuts yelling about “all the snackbars” and one that is given a pass, even effectively encouraged, by so much of the leftist spectrum and their minions in media. Did someone say FNN? Just google their dismissive coverage of Blue Lives Matter.

      • July 6, 2017 at 10:19 pm

        Reports are NYPD got their man.

    • July 6, 2017 at 5:32 pm

      God Rest Her Soul and look out for her Family.
      As to the career criminal who assassinated Officer Familia, No Quarter should be given. The same goes for the liberals who changed the ROE that allowed him to be on the streets in the first place.

      • July 6, 2017 at 8:18 pm

        You get beefcake tomorrow.

      • July 6, 2017 at 9:04 pm

        Thank you Good Sir. 😉

      • July 6, 2017 at 10:27 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        “Please sir, may she ‘ave some more?”

    • July 6, 2017 at 10:55 pm

      Very sad. A good person lost to us all.

  • July 6, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    For anyone fooled into thinking that Trump’s toying with and playing to the intellect of the left with his tweets and tweaks in any way represents the truth and depth of what he thinks and wants for America and the world:

    “The fundamental question of our time is: whether the West has the will to survive”

    Indeed that is the question. Poland gets it. Do we?

    • July 6, 2017 at 10:23 pm

      Trump gets it.
      We get it, I believe. Do enough of the USA citizens get it?
      Eastern Europe gets it.
      Most of the European people.
      Some others get t.
      The EU Commission acts towards the destruction of Western Culture and civilization.
      The elite and globalists act towards the destruction of Western Culture and civilization.
      The pope acts towards the destruction of Western Civilization and culture.

  • July 6, 2017 at 10:37 pm
  • July 6, 2017 at 10:40 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Acknowledging that you know not, is the first step in knowing.

  • July 6, 2017 at 10:44 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    This may have to carry over to tomorrow’s ‘toon……
    There are synonyms for the “CNN” logo, such as “Clinton News Network”, and “Communist News Network” (among many others).

    Is there something of a similar derogatory nature that would fit in with their new self-imposed name, “FNN”, “Fake News Network”?

    • July 7, 2017 at 1:22 pm

      There is that Anglo-Saxon word that fits.

  • July 7, 2017 at 6:57 am

    And THIS is why DBD is awesome!
    The only troubling part is that the patronage was viewed as wearing rose colored glasses, which only really works for Sir Elton John. 🙂

  • July 7, 2017 at 1:03 pm
    malaking baboy

    Looks like tatoos weren’t the only thing lasered….

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