Skye hasn’t learned that mud is not a great place to run your mouth. If the mud smells, imagine how it tastes… lol
There’s a reason why it stinks. Cow slobber, cow snot, and most likely cow manure.
And there you have it…the ultimate pay to play, so whaddaya say?
Now that is extortion.
Extortion is my business, gentlemen. I suggest you think it over.
-E. S. Blofeld
“Purty slick, dude. Who writes this stuff?”
Is that called breaking the third wall? Or breaking the fourth wall?
Hey! I gave my share, more then twice as much as last year. Been saving aside all last year fer it, too.
So ante up, all you mugwumps!
I paid double this year as last myself. Come on, people. This is what Chris Muir does for a living! Fess up!
….but all the readers with mud-wrestling fantasies will put the wallets back on their pockets…..
As for me, where’s the fire hose?
I donated one day one. So I deserve at least a sprinkler.
You can say that again.
I donated on day one. So I deserve at least a sprinkler.
I said, “You can say that again…” doesn’t mean you haveta repeat it. /Animal (Stalag 17)
Gave everything in this year’s cuss jar. Amazing how much invective get’s generated during an election. C’mon folk, ante up. We gotta clean up these girls!
Come on gang, I’m waitin’ to see Sky get hosed……. Ante up!
Nope. I want to see what our brilliant artist/author can do with the mud.
And I like the look.
S&M huh? Weirdo. 😉
The longer the wait, the stickier it will get and then it will start to harden..
But then it will flake off…mostly. And then she can bathe in hydrogen peroxide to get the stain out…
Or use some double bubble toil and trouble with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser for added vim and vigor.
Gonna need help to reach some places.
As it is, “some places” may well require antibiotic/antifungal treatment before they’re anything but unpleasant.
Why do you set me up for these lines? You know I can’t help myself… 🙂
22 comments? Man, nothing empties the pews like passing the plate, huh?
I did Jan/Damon plus Redvolution on day one, but if the deadbeats don’t pay up by 7/15 I’m going to try to squeeze out another Grant…any others that can, please do.
Nope. I’m tapped for the year. Starting to save my (slightly larger) donation for next year.
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