Ranch Dressing.
Pump Up.


  • July 4, 2017 at 12:03 am
    Big Jim

    Sam Elliot–great character

  • July 4, 2017 at 12:03 am

    Well played, Chris!

    Yet, somehow I don’t think this story arc is over yet.

    Celebrate your Independence Day, my friends and keep in mind that freedom was earned by our forefathers and we owe it to them to maintain it for our successors.

  • July 4, 2017 at 12:04 am
    Big Jim

    And the mud wrasslin’, well, interesting to say the least.

  • July 4, 2017 at 12:05 am
    Too Tall

    Chris, in three panels you completely describe the proper order of the universe with regards to men and women. Bravo!

  • July 4, 2017 at 12:11 am

    I ask again, Sam’s face was covered in mud on Sunday, but yesterday and today, it’s clean.

    Does she have a shower there?

  • July 4, 2017 at 12:23 am

    Skye is either going to need a handkerchief to dab at the corners of her mouth. A small Drool Bucket to hang off an incisor. Or a paper lunch bag to breathe out and into.

    All that’s missing is tousled “Bed Head Hair”

  • July 4, 2017 at 12:23 am

    So much said with so few words. Very nice.

    Touching and hopeful tribute too…I do pray to God every day and night that our U.S.A. will go on…but history shows the process is rarely calm, but worth it.

    Happy 4th to all you deplorable Patriots out there.

    • July 4, 2017 at 12:51 am

      Happy 4th to you too.

      Proudly ‘Deplorable,’ working on ‘Despicable’

      Where’s Daffy Duck when you need him?

  • July 4, 2017 at 1:18 am

    It will take so much more for Skye to get his pants off.

    Like Freedom, some things have a high cost to earn.

  • July 4, 2017 at 1:36 am

    By far, this is the happiest 4th we’ve had since 2006. Imagine what celebrating the 4th would’ve been like under the seizure-induced reign of Empress Medusa, The Rapist, and their Cabinet of Marxist Horrors, all staged by the deranged, mafia-esque Ministry of Truth. The Founders are once again resting in peace because of that awful bullet Mr. Donald helped us dodge.

    And I’m certain the Founders would be up to a mud-wrestling match or two…

  • July 4, 2017 at 5:05 am

    Absolutely loving this, waiting for the hose to clean the ladies up.

  • July 4, 2017 at 6:19 am
    Bill G

    A great start to Independence Day.
    Thanks, Chris.

  • July 4, 2017 at 6:52 am
    Grunt GI

    “The Sun never shined on a cause of greater worth. ‘Tis not the affair of a City, a County, a Province, or a Kingdom; but of a Continent — of at least one-eighth part of the habitable Globe. ‘Tis not the concern of a day, a year, or an age; posterity are virtually involved in the contest, and will be more or less affected even to the end of time, by the proceedings now. Now is the seed-time of Continental union, faith and honour.”
    Thomas Paine–Common Sense

    Have a safe and blessed 4th.

    I suspect we will be blessed with DBD fireworks all week!

  • July 4, 2017 at 9:09 am

    “Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.” Ronald Reagan

    And to all my brothers and sisters in the Marines deployed across the globe – Happy 4th of July. We are grateful for your service and sacrifice. Come home safe. Semper Fi!

  • July 4, 2017 at 9:25 am

    I’m disappointed to find that DBD tends toward soft porn as a draw. The series doesn’t really need it, it has plenty of well grounded humor as its base without the prurience.

    • July 4, 2017 at 11:01 am

      Spoken -or written- as another one who has no clue of the definitions and differences between “pornography” and the glorious God-given love, appreciation, attraction, and artistry of beauty.

    • July 4, 2017 at 12:48 pm

      One man’s prurience is another man’s (or woman’s) oxygen. As they say.

    • July 4, 2017 at 5:26 pm

      One has to get the people to enter through the door before you can teach them.

  • July 4, 2017 at 10:06 am

    The good ladies still need a hosing off…Tomorrows panels promise a lot…HAPPY 4TH!

  • July 4, 2017 at 11:13 am
  • July 4, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    Happy 4th all you Texacans!! And any other Americans reading this. Stay sober enough to drive home safely.

    • July 4, 2017 at 12:50 pm

      Grateful thanks to Canada for being such a fine neighbour.

      • July 4, 2017 at 2:13 pm

        Now, if only they would take in all those malcontents who swore they would move to Canada if Trump won. 🙁

      • July 4, 2017 at 3:49 pm

        Bet Alberta won’t be taking any lefties in…just as we considered Texit before Trump rode in, maybe Canuckian Deplorables should consider Albertexit?

        I mean, Junior doesn’t even know it exists. Kinda like Zero and flyover country.

  • July 4, 2017 at 12:31 pm
    Andrew Benghazi

    To all the DBD readers down south, “May the Fourth be with you!” 🙂

  • July 4, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    I would love to be the one unbuttoning those shirts

    • July 4, 2017 at 5:28 pm

      How many buttons would be flying through the air as you proceeded?

      • July 4, 2017 at 7:17 pm

        None. Slow and easy is the way to proceed.

      • July 4, 2017 at 9:31 pm

        Pop pop pop POP

  • July 4, 2017 at 6:08 pm
    Chris Muir
    • July 4, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      This is why the 2nd Amendment must be protected at all costs.
      Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness for all means nothing to the Progs/Fascists/Libs. The Enslavement of others is their only reason to live.

    • July 4, 2017 at 7:44 pm

      “…government forces were compelled to withdraw.”

      History lesson, warning, and inspiration all in one.

  • July 4, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Happy Independence Day!

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