Toxic Shock.
Smiling While White.


  • January 27, 2019 at 12:09 am
    Too Tall

    Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war.

    Alpha and the rest of the pack need the exercise.

  • January 27, 2019 at 12:15 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    So, what is Zed’s baked in backup plan? Patience is……….

    Zed et al, may need to extend the PEWS (Personnel Early Warning System – old stuff) to beyond the physical boundaries of the DD Ranch, catch the FiBbIes in an ambush BEFORE they step foot on the Ranch.
    There are ways to set boundaries and “funnels”……..

    Radar and sonar still work to detect drones and ‘choppers. Doesn’t have to be state-of-the-art. Just enough to detect above a lower limit mass and/or speed.

    “One if by land, two if by air” (apologies to Longfellow)

  • January 27, 2019 at 12:17 am
    Too Tall

    The Fascist Buttboy Interrogators (Sam does have a lovely way with words) sent 29 agents for the Stalinist Show Arrest of Roger Stone.

    Two squads reinforced or a platoon minus of incompetent dolts. They might as well as marched up in parade formation, because they were sitting ducks throughout the process.

    • January 27, 2019 at 1:45 am

      All for a 66 year old man with no previous convictions… Whoever created/directed that operation should be fired for incompetence…

      • January 27, 2019 at 2:06 am

        But CNN needed the exclusive footage to nudge the ratings so it had to be big.

      • January 27, 2019 at 8:11 am

        And someone who they then released immediately on bond.

    • January 27, 2019 at 2:34 am
      Old Codger

      The Daily Beast describes the Stone indictment as being

      as close to a slam-dunk case as a prosecutor will ever bring

      Now I don’t know but it seems to me that something really nasty is going down in Mordor on the Potomac. Up until the last couple of days I figured The Prez had a good shot at weathering whatever tempest in a demitasse cup the DemonKKKRats could gin up and even win a 2nd term; but now. Now, I’m not so sure he’s even gonna complete THIS term. I never would have believed he would blink even once – much less TWICE for goodness sake! Forget the wall! Hell! Forget much of anything else he wants to do. I don’t know what those bastards (and bastardesses) have to hold over his head but suddenly Mr. Confidence, Piss and Vinegar is doing a really good imitation of Caspar Milquetoast!

      I was expecting (okay hoping) Mr Trump to be living at 600 Penn. until January of 25. Now I’m not even sure he’ll be living there come January of 21! I had hoped to have taken up residence down the way from my folks at Ft Sam Houston Natl. Cemetery before the progs converted the U.S. into a Democratic People’s Republic. Now? I’m not so sure.

  • January 27, 2019 at 12:19 am
    Too Tall

    Amazing how much the Dildocrat Stasi resemble the British troops during the American Revolution.

  • January 27, 2019 at 12:21 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    No, the FiBbIes don’t need another Waco or Ruby Ridge. And let’s not forget Elian Gonzalez.
    I keep hearing “not all FiBbIes are bad, only the ones at the top are rotten”.
    Really? Then why aren’t the ones at the bottom speaking out? Why are they still there? “Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas.” Did you have sympathy for the lowly Storm Troopers on the Death Star when it blew up? I didn’t think so. Like the saying about the native Americans during the American westward expansion of the 1880s, “The only good FiBbIe is a dead FiBbIe”.

    • January 27, 2019 at 2:44 am
      Old Codger

      The actual quote was somewhat different from the popular “The only good Indian is a dead Indian.” The quote is actually supposed to have come from the mouth of some Army General (sorry, cannot recall his name) who, when asked if there were no “good Indians” is supposed to have replied something more akin to “All the good Indians I ever saw were dead.”

      I don’t want any dead Fibbies. Or deplorables either for that matter. Unfortunately the universe isn’t set up to give a flying f**k about what the likes of me want or don’t want.

    • January 27, 2019 at 5:33 pm

      Don’t be too hard on ’em.
      Technically, they only get to turn in their comrades to the IG, and as soon as the Mueller investigation is officially over the Inspector General is going to have a field day.
      I hope.

  • January 27, 2019 at 12:23 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Damn! Chris! You know how to stir the shit pot, don’t you?

  • January 27, 2019 at 12:23 am


    Good one Sam, and accurate based on their little televised Stone takedown.

    Pretty amazing how deep and wide the corruption goes there still.

    But let me give you a little hand here myself; They are not autonomous, they are a tool. Don’t be distracted from ferreting out -or should I say weaseling out- the treasonous forces on both sides of the aisle and even in the admin itself, who wield them for their own agenda.

    • January 27, 2019 at 8:15 am

      One thing I noticed about the Stone “raid”: What little footage CNN looped over and over again showed only a handful of folks moving with any sort of “this is a raid!” alacrity. The rest didn’t seem over-eager.
      Could certainly have been them thinking “Why am I here at oh-friggin’-dark-thirty, when I could be using this team to nab actually dangerous bad guys?”

    • January 27, 2019 at 5:34 pm

      This, of course, is the very definition of The Swamp.

  • January 27, 2019 at 12:25 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Zed’s “cute little hands” (and arms) are big and long enough to reach Sam, hug and hold his family, and that’s enough.

  • January 27, 2019 at 12:40 am

    So, the left went bat shit crazy over Justice Kavanaugh, but not a peep about William Barr.


    • January 27, 2019 at 1:57 am

      ah crap.

    • January 27, 2019 at 2:54 am
      Old Codger

      So, the left went bat shit crazy over Justice Kavanaugh, but not a peep about William Barr.

      O’ course not! He’s a man after their own statist hearts! I would have been positively gobsmacked otherwise. What I don’t get is who convinced Mr Trump to nominate this guy. Clearly it’s going to be open season on any who dissent now.

  • January 27, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Does Tabasco have body armor?

    • January 27, 2019 at 5:26 am

      How well do per-training center of mass shots using 5.56×45 FMJ work on enraged bulls? Slightly better than on full-grown polar bears perhaps?

      • January 27, 2019 at 2:23 pm

        Horiuchi et al don’t use 5.56.

        Bulls and bears alike would fare less well with .308

      • January 27, 2019 at 7:52 pm

        No .50 BMG? Zed was practicing with that.

      • January 27, 2019 at 9:44 pm

        So, Lon with his notorious murder weapon of choice vs. Zed with his ‘pod mount .50 at one mile…any bets?

        No, because while the former is fine with women and children as collateral damage, the latter would take a bullet himself before taking a blind shot…

        Chamber and range are no match for morals and decency.

  • January 27, 2019 at 1:12 am

    I was wondering when the Federation of Blithering Idiots would come after them. So… hunting license this time, instead of tranqs? I remember the screwball who Tucker arrested bragged how he owned Zed, etal, and let slip that he even knew what underoos his daughters wore. I’d have shot him right there, as a pervert.

  • January 27, 2019 at 1:18 am

    Very perceptive Sam….

    Who among us could or would stand the searing smearing focus that any and all DT associates are subjected to? They don’t give a shit about them, or destroying the careers and lives of good and faithful Americans, that is just collateral damage in the war to isolate and destroy what they know is the biggest threat to them and their agenda…

    But they forget I think, about the power of the MILLIONS of Toxic Deplorables…small fish like Zed there, and Chris and TDBW and everyone else here, and that that power flows upstream, from us to Trump, not down from him to us.

    Can they destroy us all? Not unless we allow it.

  • January 27, 2019 at 1:45 am
    Greg B

    “After the first one, all the rest are free.” Henry Bowman.

    • January 27, 2019 at 2:13 am

      Truth. Don’t ask.

    • January 27, 2019 at 2:52 am

      “It was something Irwin Mann said this morning. I had a lot on my mind and it didn’t register. Now it doesn’t make any sense. I’m sure I heard him correctly, though; his accent’s not that heavy. It was when I
      asked him if he really did have business to attend to in Missouri.”

      “What did he say?”

      “He said yes. He said he had to go feed his hogs.”

      • January 28, 2019 at 12:27 am

        And that was from The President.

  • January 27, 2019 at 1:56 am

    I see fire ant hills in some idiots futures.
    It will not end well for them should they show up.
    Mr. Rock n Roll needs his dick chewed off by a critter because of newborn comment.

  • January 27, 2019 at 2:04 am
    John Block

    Is this a clue, Chris? Is the ranch under threat, AGAIN? I hope you’ve got this plot line worked out…..

  • January 27, 2019 at 2:17 am

    Let there be HELL to pay.
    Shame this is but ANIME.
    But does not anime inspire,
    The incoming Revolutionary FIRE?

  • January 27, 2019 at 2:51 am

    they still teach “fire as a negotiation tactic” at Quantico as of 2015

  • January 27, 2019 at 7:32 am

    The one askin’ about the newborn looks a bit like Lon Horiuchi,
    Rx: Fougasse. So one can be sure.

  • January 27, 2019 at 7:40 am

    Wray and Whittaker had to sign off on this raid. Where are the good guys?

  • January 27, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Anyone else notice what look like white ticks on the black ops uniforms ?

    • January 27, 2019 at 8:17 am

      You mean GIANT white ticks?

      • January 27, 2019 at 8:21 am

        Could they be loops of oodles of zip-ties?

      • January 27, 2019 at 9:27 am

        Heinlein’s Puppet masters?

        Zar Belk!

    • January 27, 2019 at 8:21 am
      Delilah T.

      Yes, saw that.

      Stone’s “bust” with CNN en scene was to make up for the PR disaster CNN engaged in over that drum pounding attention hog picking on a teenaged boy.

      Look below the surface. Scum usually floats to the top.

  • January 27, 2019 at 9:18 am
    Robert Arvanitis

    We could actually use Jesus right about now. Remember how He confounded the pharisees.

    • January 27, 2019 at 5:42 pm
      Delilah T.

      Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water
      He spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower
      And when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him
      He said all men will be sailors then, until the sea shall free them …

  • January 27, 2019 at 9:59 am

    If that is what they will do to Roger Stone, no threat to them;
    consider the same team minus the “news” for you.
    That was a flat out warning to ALL of us that they WILL do that to any of us that disobey. And they will do that to get any weapons.
    It Is Coming. You can feel it.

    • January 27, 2019 at 10:28 am
      Delilah T.

      Well, if you’re just going to roll over, belly-up, Kafiroon….

      • January 27, 2019 at 1:47 pm

        I think K is presaging and preparing quite the opposite response, D.

      • January 27, 2019 at 5:44 pm
        Delilah T.

        It was what used to be called ‘the dumb show’ – all show with no substance to it.
        Bullies always push you to see how far they can go before you strike back and then, it’s YOUR fault…. unless you just walk away.

      • January 27, 2019 at 7:37 pm

        Who said that?

      • January 27, 2019 at 7:44 pm

        Well, that didn’t follow your first statement.
        So because of that…
        Feel free to go out shooting or whatever, whenever, you feel threatened enough. Since your bullies comment is also there…
        Consider that many of those raid types, as at Roger’s house, can Not wait to cut loose. Take that into account as how you proceed.
        Having 3-4 disengagement plans is a good idea.
        All plans are subject to enemy action.

  • January 27, 2019 at 10:29 am

    Ahh “The Art of the Deal” lives …

    President Trump on Friday announced a deal with congressional leaders to temporarily reopen the government while talks continue on his demand for border wall money, handing Democrats a major victory in the protracted standoff.

    The Washington Post

    • January 27, 2019 at 2:05 pm

      A deal is not an event but a process.

      I’m sure Wapo will cover the next stage fairly and completely.

      You know, like all the other reported failures turned successes .

      Endure and ignore gleeful claims of losing while planning and enacting solid accomplishments of winning.

      It’s good to understand that art is sometimes abstract.

      • January 27, 2019 at 5:50 pm

        Scott Adams pointed out that Wapo et al are declaring a win in the 5th inning. He also pointed out that the next shutdown will be on the Dems heads and not Trump’s because the public will see it for what it is.
        Bargaining in Bad Faith.
        The Art of the Deal indeed!

  • January 27, 2019 at 11:27 am
    Delilah T.

    Interesting, isn’t it? – that they mask themselves just like the antifas….?

    This morning’s paper has Pelosi: “I was clear on the Wall, wasn’t I? I was always clear on the Wall.”

    CMuir, where was that quote from Pelosi/Schumer in the 1990s about border security? Is there a link to it?

    • February 6, 2019 at 8:30 am

      JeffCooper: “Let us reflect upon the fact that a man who covers his face shows reason to be ashamed of what he is doing. A man who takes it upon himself to shed blood while concealing his identity is a revolting perversion of the warrior ethic. It has long been my conviction that a masked man with a gun is a target. I see no reason to change that view.”

  • January 27, 2019 at 11:48 am
    Capn Jack

    Stand By !!! Watch your targets, they’re coming up.

    • January 27, 2019 at 5:51 pm

      “There he goes! Little Joe! Commin’ at cha!

  • January 27, 2019 at 12:35 pm
    Norman Hughes

    Who is this Samuel that Sam won’t leave?

    • January 27, 2019 at 2:27 pm

      Hers is her sweet innocent baby.

      Randy and Vicky’s was their young teen son.

      I had forgotten that he too was a Samuel. Chilling if inadvertent connection.

  • January 27, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    President Trump gladly fires certain people, while letting others stay. From where we stand, the pattern might be best described as “mysterious”, yet I have full faith that the logic behind each move will become clear in time. He knows, as do we all, that Mueller’s entire “investigation” is a corrupt sham of a sham of a sham, yet… Mueller remains. In due time, we will know.

  • January 27, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    As Scott Adams and others have noted, reopening the government briefly… 3 weeks… is more of a 5th inning move than 9th inning.

    SanFranNan raged about how Trump had to reopen the government before the Dems would negotiate. So if they don’t parley now, guess who gets the blame?

  • January 27, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    For those thinking about Ruby Ridge, it is an ironic sign of progress that the event supposedly happened because Randy Weaver sold two shotguns whose barrels he had, under pressure, allegedly shortened just under the 18″ legal limit, which was later ruled as entrapment, and now BATF freely allows the sale of “just a firearm” guns like the Mossberg Shockwave with 14″ barrel.

    We’re not going back.

  • January 27, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    OK, sorry, but can someone explain to me, why is the FBI going to be raiding the ranch again? What did I miss in the last several strips? Thanks.

    • January 27, 2019 at 5:46 pm

      Just general Mueller et al overreach, going after “known associates” of Trump to see who they can get on whatever charges they can use to make them “confess” something incriminating.

  • January 27, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    Following up on Cohen and now Roger Stone. this plan maybe starting. Since the demonrats have the House, feel they can control the Senate, take their chances with the Supreme Court because Kennedy and infamous RBG, they also now feel they can control President Trump.

    It will be State, County or City that will decide it is time to start confiscating for us low level peons. Easy to hit one home here, one some other area there, until enough stories start getting around and we get froggy. Time and communications.

  • January 27, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    “Plans baked in” Do we have the makings of a bug hunt…

    • January 27, 2019 at 9:17 pm

      A snipe hunt would be nice, with snipers.

      “We don’t know where they’re shooting from!”

      “Look, we’re the government, that was a warning shot, but they’re not going to really fire on us. Move forward!”

      “Warning…? That was my effing toe!”

    • January 27, 2019 at 11:59 pm


  • January 29, 2019 at 11:37 am
    David Grimes

    The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure. Thomas Jefferson to William Smith, 13 November 1787.

    When an assclown like Bobby Mulebrain can loose his Federation of Bozo Impersonators shock troops on Americans in pre-dawn raids it’s time to make damn sure the Remington 870 has 6 magnums with 9 00 buckshot each in the tube, one in the chamber, safety off before you answer the door.

    molon labe

    • February 6, 2019 at 8:36 am

      Break out the KSG, instead. 13 Magnum shells, 6 in each magazine, and one up the spout. 00 Buck in one mag, slugs in the other.

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