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  • January 26, 2019 at 12:28 am
    kadaka

    Higher than normal blood concentrations of copper and lead, no detected long-term effects besides decades of upcoming temper testing.

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  • January 26, 2019 at 12:46 am
    Punta Gorda

    …and Trump hoes down faster than a prom date…

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    • January 26, 2019 at 12:47 am
      Punta Gorda

      *goes. .. (no edit function )

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      • January 26, 2019 at 1:15 am
        kadaka

        Your Freudian is slipping.

      • January 26, 2019 at 1:23 am
        Joheim

        While I try to play the patience game, seeing the bandwagon jumping by people on the right clamoring for trump to be vilified, remember, at this point, trump has offered some compromises on things like dreamers and DACA if his wall gets built, he offered several monetary compromises as well, and has now given Congress 3 weeks to either pass a budget for the year that everyone can agree with, or the government shuts down again, and trumps previous offers of compromise start to look a lot more palatable than more shutdown nonsense. If played properly, trump walks away as the one showing all those federal employees empathy, and all those on some federal program the reduced anxiety, and the democrats will likely be too busy trumpeting their “victory” until time runs out, and then its Pelosi and Schumer trying to control the message.
        Not to mention if the government is working, then Pelosi cannot deny his SOTU for any “acceptable” reason. If and a big IF at that is what Trump is doing, he is playing it right, putting the ball in the democrats court and watching them implode. Congresswoman Cortez already torpedoed the last house budget attempt; that would have passed according to the senate, due to funding a budget for ICE, which she apparently finds “deplorable” too. I am waiting with a spare bag of popcorn to see the valentines week to see this whole train wreck happen.

      • January 26, 2019 at 1:26 am
        Joheim

        forgot to finish a sentence,

        Seeing the bandwagon jumping by people on the right clamoring for trump to be vilified, right after so many got it flat wrong on the catholic school kids is just sad. You’d think the media would learn to wait, but gotta get that click-through ad revenue by any rage inducement necessary I guess.

      • January 26, 2019 at 1:36 am
        Deplorable B Woodman

        “You’d think the media would learn to wait”.
        HA! The DeMSM? Presstitutes? Learn?
        There’s a joke in there somewhere, I’m sure.

      • January 26, 2019 at 1:15 pm
        Kafiroon

        Remember, most of those on the “right” are not right.
        Note their actions and words over the last 2.5 years.
        They and the progs are the only ones that think they are “right”.
        For example: Do we think Bill Krystal is right? Do we even give a shiite what he or his cuck buddies think? I sure could not care less.

      • January 26, 2019 at 10:24 am
        Norm

        35 days for a prom date? Not all that fast.

      • January 26, 2019 at 4:16 pm
        Pamela

        Only the participants lost their virginity many moons ago.

    • January 26, 2019 at 1:14 am
      kadaka

      The Democrats have three weeks to demonstrate to the public that they can negotiate in good faith, Trump is the one who ended the suffering for now.

      And in three weeks either there’ll be a deal including the wall or Trump can point to Bitter Nancy as the reason. Next shutdown will be worse as there are other parts running out of funding, there’ll be more understanding of Trump calling a national emergency to avert it, although there is another option: Congress’ Nonpartisan Research Arm Says Trump Could Build The Wall Without State of Emergency Or Funding

      Trump is playing the long game and showed he was the compassionate responsible adult. Bitter Nancy kept going on vacations and letting the little people suffer. That’ll matter.

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      • January 26, 2019 at 2:58 am
        Punta Gorda

        Art of the Squeal.

        He just got punked by a Zombie.

      • January 26, 2019 at 11:45 am

        Time will tell.

        I can’t think of another single issue wherein DT has not/is not putting full-faith effort into the laundry list of them we hired him to address.

        His methods sure are obscure and sometimes bizarre, and he does -intentionally it seems- open himself up to this kind of mindless crowing from the left and mindless internecine attack from the right, and people from both sides are prone to buy into it mindlessly.

        But results are everything, and they have been pretty damn good and are continuing. We’ll see who got punked.

      • January 26, 2019 at 12:20 pm
        FC in NH

        JTC, I agree. I think he is giving them enough rope to hang themselves. His is the only side trying to negotiate with people who refuse to do so. When the time comes (if it does and I think it will) to unilaterally order the wall built, he’ll be able to point to repeated efforts to work with the Dems and that they refused to do so, even though they are on record numerous times in the past supporting building and funding a wall. He will look like the adult in the room and they will look like temper-tantrum throwing children (not much of a stretch.)

      • January 26, 2019 at 12:30 pm
      • January 26, 2019 at 5:57 pm
        John

        I love it. All Trump has to do is call his steel slat wall a “fence” and he can build all the wall he wants.
        The new Speaker is going to blow a gasket when he pulls this off.

  • January 26, 2019 at 1:06 am

    Facepalm.

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  • January 26, 2019 at 1:33 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Once again, President Trump is playing 3D chess while the rest of Mordor-on-the-Potomac is struggling to learn checkers.

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    • January 26, 2019 at 12:23 pm
      FC in NH

      He has had so much experience dealing with the snakes in NYC that he can out-Alinsky the Dems. Alinsky learned his trade from Frank Nitti back in the day and modern Dems are faded reflections of his tricks. Trump played recently in the big leagues where the Dems have mostly played fantasy baseball. They are getting schooled.

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      • January 26, 2019 at 10:17 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        heh heh 🙂

    • January 26, 2019 at 4:18 pm
      Pamela

      More like picking their collective noses…

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  • January 26, 2019 at 1:41 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    I think Sam needs to sit down with the twins and have a series of talks about what she means by “toxic” in reference to their father Zed, and what the rest of the socialist/communist entitlement minded FemiNazi soyboi emasculated world mistakenly means by “toxic”.
    (and the adjectives keep piling up. time to stop)

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    • January 26, 2019 at 2:05 am
      kadaka

      “Toxic” is apparently referring to the testosterone poisoning.

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  • January 26, 2019 at 2:25 am

    Not just Deplorables but TOXIC Deplorables…that’s the worst (best!) kind!

    Thanks to the progs for another great unintended Badge of Honor.

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    • January 26, 2019 at 8:21 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      JTC,
      Thank you. “Toxic Deplorable B Woodman”.
      I like that. May I?

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  • January 26, 2019 at 5:29 am
    NotYetInACamp

    How to obtain reasonable actions from the Toxic Unreasonables?

    How to be intolerant of the Toxic Intolerant, who are wrong?

    How to MAGA.

    Aint it grand to Be a Toxic Deplorable, and, of course, correct?

    Toxic Masculinity makes the world go round.
    It thrives with Toxic Femininity.
    Both are Toxically Correct. We are the Toxic Right Ccorrect).

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    • January 26, 2019 at 5:30 am
      NotYetInACamp

      (Correct)

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  • January 26, 2019 at 7:11 am
    Bill G

    I wonder when the left will decide that Superman and Batman need to stop harassing the poor, innocent, downtrodden victims of their toxic masculinity.

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    • January 26, 2019 at 9:46 am
      eon

      Well, you know the Joker is mentally and physically disabled (falling in a vat of chemicals can do that to you- somebody alert OSHA), and the Penguin is a victim of fat-shaming.

      So what if the former likes to play with nerve gases in public places, and the latter once stole 100 kg of Pu239/240 and threatened to blow up the city with the resulting multistage weapon? They’re just misunderstood.

      As for Lex Luthor, I suspect he’s Soros’ role model.

      To the left, the real threat is vigilantism. And of course any police not on their payroll.

      How Chicago of them.

      clear ether

      eon

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  • January 26, 2019 at 8:10 am
    Delilah T.

    “Toxic masculinity”? Artificial insemination instead of the real thing.

    Don’t be a parent; put your kids in “day care”.

    Etc., etc., etc.

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    • January 26, 2019 at 5:10 pm
      kadaka

      Feminists are very happy, researchers have almost perfected converting human skin cells to fully mature sperm that can fertilize eggs. May have already happened. Previous work included adding the genetic material from one egg to another to create a viable clump of cells with two biological mothers, some niggling ethics rules kept them from implanting it iirc. Men will very soon not be required for reproduction, may have already happened.

      https://www.empowher.com/infertility-fertility/content/skin-cells-converted-sperm-cells

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    • January 26, 2019 at 6:03 pm
      John

      Aren’t you describing toxic femininity?
      Or is that simply poisoned femininity?

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  • January 26, 2019 at 9:35 am
    Tagg

    Listening to that shit weasel Chuck U Schumer whine, snivle and disrespect the POTUS by refusing to refer to him as the President, or Presudent Trump, but instead as plain Donald Trump, has me so infuriated that toxic is blowing out of my deplorable ears this morning. Wishing we could put Schumer out to pasture with Tabasco.

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  • January 26, 2019 at 10:02 am
    interventor

    Trump has options. He can use emergency powers act to build the wall. Claim congress has no standing to sue. SCOTUS decision shot down part of one of the acts, whereby Congress could halt action with two-thirds vote. Or, inform Pelosi and Schumer, if no funds are forthcoming, he’ll begin deporting the Central Americans who came in years ago as refugees from a natural disaster. DACA would go next.

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    • January 26, 2019 at 2:51 pm
      WayneM

      The CenAm refugee special visas are expiring soon.

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    • January 26, 2019 at 10:23 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      By the 14th Amendment most all of the children born to illegally present foreign nationals are citizens of their parent’s nations as that is the jurisdiction that the parents are subject to, according to the analysis in Wang vs USA (1898) US Supreme Court. Revoke any false citizenship and ship them out. Tom Perez, DNC, that might just mean you.

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  • January 26, 2019 at 12:30 pm
    Halley

    Mask you, Lynn.

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  • January 26, 2019 at 12:37 pm
    billrla

    A little too much info for a Saturday morning.

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  • January 26, 2019 at 2:04 pm
    Larr

    Something that is toxic is bad for you, it can kill you. But, the big thing to remember, other than the intentional mis-use of the language and redefining of words, is that masculinity is not toxic…which the phrase implies. The issue, like what is shown in the beer commercial (see, I won’t even use their name so no free advertising for them…), is that there are some men (masculine) who have toxic aspects of their character and behavior. Or in other words they are jerks. Of course, there are women (feminine) who also have horrible aspects to their character but nobody is talking about toxic femininity.

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  • January 26, 2019 at 2:07 pm
    KenK
    • January 26, 2019 at 2:50 pm
      WayneM

      Oh, that’s a good one, KenK. Very nice!!

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    • January 26, 2019 at 4:41 pm
      Swansonic

      Like!

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  • January 26, 2019 at 4:51 pm
    kadaka

    Here’s a little bit of toxic masculinity thrown at Mueller, quick and funny.
    https://twitter.com/KateHydeNY/status/1089177008045805568

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  • January 26, 2019 at 11:03 pm
    TOXIC DASTARDLY DAN

    Thinking about getting some t-shirts and/or hats made up that say something like “WARNING – TOXIC MALE – SNOWFLAKES AND PUSSYHATS KEEP BACK 100 FT.

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