Day By Day

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  • “It’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight…”

  • NotYetInACamp

    “Not about the alien babe deal” says a Man in Black.

  • Merle

    yep – that’s a pretty good description…..

  • kadaka

    Didja catch the video of the trangender woman throwing the tantrum for allegedly being called “sir”? Wow, I’d have fun as the clerk.

    “Obviously I’m a woman!”

    “Lots of men wear pink.”

    “I’m wearing big hoop earrings!”

    “It would be racist to make judgements based on what could be cultural traits.”

    “I’m wearing makeup!”

    “So do male news anchors.”

    “I Have Breasts!”

    “Many woman don’t have them, a lot of guys do. Are you trying to insult mastectomy survivors?”

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      I would love to be The Anonymous Customer who would beat the crap out of said trannie, force him/her/it to apologize to the clerk, then bum rush xir/it out the door.

      • BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Delilah T

      Nicely done, kadaka.

      • Delilah T

        I meant to add that men get breast cancer, too.

        Shaft had it, and survived. Peter Criss, the drummer for Kiss, also had it and survived.

        This trannie poofter is insulting people like them, not just REAL women.

        • PaulS

          And they both wore makeup, hmmmm….

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    The only part of that that would be considered a dream would be that anyone would come back to buy a second cake after taking a bite from a first cake. Remember, this is Sam we’re talking about. Bankruptcy would too quickly ensue.
    Other than that, pretty much spot on.
    I WOULD add a bonk across the top of the noggin with the rolling pin. And then charge for a new rolling pin to replace the damaged one. Hey! It was THEIR head that got in the way of a perfectly good rolling pin. Not my (or Sam’s) fault.

    • PaulS

      She doesn’t Cook well, perhaps Baking is her thing. I can say she’s excellent at Smoke’n! 🙂

  • interventor

    May I order an nice Buche de Noel?

  • Thomas Parker

    Someone else losing Tranny fluid?

  • WayneM

    So much crazy in the world just now… Did anyone see the prog clerk losing his mind because a guy was wearing a Trump t-shirt? Bwahahahaaa!

    • Delilah T

      Yes, I saw that. My reaction was: Holy cow! It’s like he’s looking at a giant spider!

  • have a “cake club”. sorry, we can only make custom cakes for a member of the “cake club”, and the only way to join it is for the other existing members to vote you in. and as the Lord High Potentate of Cake Club, I also have Veto power as vested in me by my Royal Xtian blood. sorry, them’s the rules.

    • Randy

      The only rule of “Cake Club” is that nobody talks about “Cake Club.”

  • Halley

    Xtia would seem to be in the same galactic vicinity as Tellus Tertius. Please provide directions…

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Good RAH/Lazarus Long reference.

  • Bill G

    Hellbent on crazy describes a large swathe of today’s left. I’m just a touch weird, myself.

    • eon

      The Dems at least have been that way almost as long as the nation has existed. No wonder they want to destroy it now.

      My mother is the reason I’m a Republican. She changed from D to R in 1952 when she realized that nothing Adlai Stevenson said made any sense. The rest of the family on both sides were Ds and remained so.

      When it came time for me to choose at 18, she said she didn’t care which way I went, as long as I registered and voted in every election. I though it over, registered as a Republican, and told her it was pretty much her fault.

      When she asked why, I said because she was the one who taught me never to get involved with anybody weirder than myself.

      clear ether

      eon

      • GWB

        never to get involved with anybody weirder than myself
        Well, there’s a margin there (padding, actually, in html/css terms). A *little* crazier than yourself is ok. But you definitely want to keep it within one standard deviation. And the progs are very deviant.

      • NotYetInACamp

        And you are here?

        But I suppose that our deviations are to the good, the truth, and such sides. So by Proggo definitions, yes, we are very much so, so much weirder than them.

        • John

          Considering the Regressive definition of weird seems to include the practice of Reason.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Hi, Just-A-Touch-Weird. Glad ta’mee’cha. I’m Deplorable B Woodman.

  • Wotan

    Tryin’ to ‘Trump Think” here … This is dynamite in a C$ package ‘toon! Why, I believe it reminds me of one observation:

    “”It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have
    those three unspeakably precious things:
    freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and
    the prudence never to practice either of them.”
    – Mark Twain

    Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/mark_twain_395876

  • Delilah T

    Ah! I understand now! Alpha Centauri’s planet is Xtian.

    Proxima Centauri is a red dwarf with a small Earthlike planet in orbit around it. The proper response to unruly, rude, obnoxious (crazypants) people who come to a shop on the red dwarf planet is “SMEG OFF!’

    There is a decided conflict of interest in that customer.

    What happens when the crazypants people run into Xenomorphs?

    • Bunkerbuilder

      Even ALIEN bio weapons like a sweet meat now and then to fuel the spread of their copies,

      Now, what “Predators” would do with ‘womYn without reproductive organs? nothing probably, as they are already at a Biological Dead-End

  • Ragutis

    Chris,
    Bless you for creating a site where both the ‘toon and the comments makes me laugh ’till I cry, Or is that cry ’till I laugh? Either way – thank you and well done!

  • GWB

    Is there a truly conservative or libertarian rich person out there? Could we get some seed money to do some startups like this?

    (BTW, the club idea would be actually legally defensible – except the progs have gone far beyond “public accommodations” nowadays.)

      • JTC

        And as far as conservative/libertarian/pragmatist/capitalist rich dudes go, DT ain’t bad. Lots of other entitled elite rich folks in that membership EGT Club roster he dismantled there, wonder how many fit any of those other descriptors?

        I mean I don’t care if they want to sequester themselves, they have the right to freedom of association just like everybody, but don’t then preach to me about embracing culture and inclusion.

  • billrla

    Bake me a fruitcake. Extra nuts.

  • Delilah T

    Chris, this link will take you to a story that you will find interesting. Internecine squabbling (over the environment) amongst the Far Lefties and the Notsofar Lefits in Congress over a “climate crisis committee”:
    https://wattsupwiththat.com/2018/12/30/nancy-pelosi-announces-plans-for-a-house-climate-crisis-committee-after-flying-thousands-of-miles-to-a-hawaiian-resort/#comment-2571618

    Lots of squabbling going on now, from Crazy Eyes to Puglozzo.

    What’s that melody? Cracks in the shell… what I see is cracks in the shell…

    You all have a joyous New Year and celebrate being US(A).

  • kadaka

    Sam vs Skye vs Jen vs Naomi

    Clash of the Xtians

    Coming soon, please.

    • JTC

      Prefer that quadraforce as a super female freedom alliance against…now what shall we call the womyn forces of evil with which they will do mortal battle, and who/what shall it consist of?

      • kadaka

        Pelosi, Warren, Waters, Feinstein, and Hillary in The AOC (Age Of Confusion). Watch them merge together into a single unified fighting machine once they decide who should be in control.

        • JTC

          Doubts about LA Max and Lady Die, and i very much expect a few wild eyed commies like Cotex to be in that mix, but I actually think there will be so much internecine squabbling among them as to self-destruct. Then our girls (and let’s not forget Suzy Q) can concentrate on costumes, or lack thereof.

        • Tom Stockton

          Hopefully they won’t be able to decide on a “leader”. If all the crazies were able to unite with a single purpose, I fear how they might manipulate the vote to return the Left to a more pronounced position of power (alliteration just worked out that way).

    • JJ cooper

      Naomi is a Jewish Israeli.

      • kadaka

        Check the archives, I think her and ‘Toly are now Americans.

    • Merle

      what about Suzy Q ????

  • Bill

    Eereeuuuuwwwwee. Dildo Fudge Log cake. I’ll pass.

    • kadaka

      But it’s Vegan.

  • “Put your hands on your hips,
    And pull your knees in ti-i-ight.
    Well it’s the pelvic thru-u-u-ust,
    That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane…”

    • Punta Gorda

      I prefer Riff Raff’s quip to Magenta. “Shut Up!”

      • That works well in many cases. My son, we had a discussion/argument tonight, is a slightly to the left Libertarian at heart. I too am Libertarian, but far more to the right. I say slightly, in his case, because while he believes in the L philosophy, he is much more “caring” in his allowances. But don’t screw with him or he will kill you without remorse. I love that in my boy.

  • WayneM

    I’m eagerly awaiting the flood of gay and transgendered advocates to start demanding cakes from Muslim bakeries in order to sue them. In fact, I think I’ll hold my breath while waiting!!

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