Men & Women, Progressives ← Previous post Next post → Comments cmblake6 Dec 30 2018 at 12:07 am “It’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight…” NotYetInACamp Dec 30 2018 at 12:09 am “Not about the alien babe deal” says a Man in Black. Merle Dec 30 2018 at 12:11 am yep – that’s a pretty good description….. kadaka Dec 30 2018 at 12:29 am Didja catch the video of the trangender woman throwing the tantrum for allegedly being called “sir”? Wow, I’d have fun as the clerk. “Obviously I’m a woman!” “Lots of men wear pink.” “I’m wearing big hoop earrings!” “It would be racist to make judgements based on what could be cultural traits.” “I’m wearing makeup!” “So do male news anchors.” “I Have Breasts!” “Many woman don’t have them, a lot of guys do. Are you trying to insult mastectomy survivors?” Deplorable B Woodman Dec 30 2018 at 1:10 am I would love to be The Anonymous Customer who would beat the crap out of said trannie, force him/her/it to apologize to the clerk, then bum rush xir/it out the door. cmblake6 Jan 02 2019 at 12:42 am BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Delilah T Dec 30 2018 at 9:00 am Nicely done, kadaka. Delilah T Dec 30 2018 at 11:00 am I meant to add that men get breast cancer, too. Shaft had it, and survived. Peter Criss, the drummer for Kiss, also had it and survived. This trannie poofter is insulting people like them, not just REAL women. PaulS Dec 30 2018 at 11:51 am And they both wore makeup, hmmmm…. Deplorable B Woodman Dec 30 2018 at 1:07 am The only part of that that would be considered a dream would be that anyone would come back to buy a second cake after taking a bite from a first cake. Remember, this is Sam we’re talking about. Bankruptcy would too quickly ensue. Other than that, pretty much spot on. I WOULD add a bonk across the top of the noggin with the rolling pin. And then charge for a new rolling pin to replace the damaged one. Hey! It was THEIR head that got in the way of a perfectly good rolling pin. Not my (or Sam’s) fault. PaulS Dec 30 2018 at 11:54 am She doesn’t Cook well, perhaps Baking is her thing. I can say she’s excellent at Smoke’n! 🙂 interventor Dec 30 2018 at 1:08 am May I order an nice Buche de Noel? Thomas Parker Dec 30 2018 at 1:16 am Someone else losing Tranny fluid? WayneM Dec 30 2018 at 1:53 am So much crazy in the world just now… Did anyone see the prog clerk losing his mind because a guy was wearing a Trump t-shirt? Bwahahahaaa! Delilah T Dec 30 2018 at 8:36 am Yes, I saw that. My reaction was: Holy cow! It’s like he’s looking at a giant spider! warhorse Dec 30 2018 at 2:04 am have a “cake club”. sorry, we can only make custom cakes for a member of the “cake club”, and the only way to join it is for the other existing members to vote you in. and as the Lord High Potentate of Cake Club, I also have Veto power as vested in me by my Royal Xtian blood. sorry, them’s the rules. Randy Dec 30 2018 at 7:27 am The only rule of “Cake Club” is that nobody talks about “Cake Club.” Halley Dec 30 2018 at 4:02 am Xtia would seem to be in the same galactic vicinity as Tellus Tertius. Please provide directions… Deplorable B Woodman Dec 30 2018 at 7:35 pm Good RAH/Lazarus Long reference. Bill G Dec 30 2018 at 5:40 am Hellbent on crazy describes a large swathe of today’s left. I’m just a touch weird, myself. eon Dec 30 2018 at 7:42 am The Dems at least have been that way almost as long as the nation has existed. No wonder they want to destroy it now. My mother is the reason I’m a Republican. She changed from D to R in 1952 when she realized that nothing Adlai Stevenson said made any sense. The rest of the family on both sides were Ds and remained so. When it came time for me to choose at 18, she said she didn’t care which way I went, as long as I registered and voted in every election. I though it over, registered as a Republican, and told her it was pretty much her fault. When she asked why, I said because she was the one who taught me never to get involved with anybody weirder than myself. clear ether eon GWB Dec 30 2018 at 10:37 am never to get involved with anybody weirder than myself Well, there’s a margin there (padding, actually, in html/css terms). A *little* crazier than yourself is ok. But you definitely want to keep it within one standard deviation. And the progs are very deviant. NotYetInACamp Dec 30 2018 at 12:30 pm And you are here? But I suppose that our deviations are to the good, the truth, and such sides. So by Proggo definitions, yes, we are very much so, so much weirder than them. John Dec 30 2018 at 5:27 pm Considering the Regressive definition of weird seems to include the practice of Reason. Deplorable B Woodman Dec 30 2018 at 7:37 pm Hi, Just-A-Touch-Weird. Glad ta’mee’cha. I’m Deplorable B Woodman. Wotan Dec 30 2018 at 6:45 am Tryin’ to ‘Trump Think” here … This is dynamite in a C$ package ‘toon! Why, I believe it reminds me of one observation: “”It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.” – Mark Twain Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/mark_twain_395876 Delilah T Dec 30 2018 at 8:44 am Ah! I understand now! Alpha Centauri’s planet is Xtian. Proxima Centauri is a red dwarf with a small Earthlike planet in orbit around it. The proper response to unruly, rude, obnoxious (crazypants) people who come to a shop on the red dwarf planet is “SMEG OFF!’ There is a decided conflict of interest in that customer. What happens when the crazypants people run into Xenomorphs? Bunkerbuilder Dec 31 2018 at 5:24 pm Even ALIEN bio weapons like a sweet meat now and then to fuel the spread of their copies, Now, what “Predators” would do with ‘womYn without reproductive organs? nothing probably, as they are already at a Biological Dead-End Ragutis Dec 30 2018 at 9:04 am Chris, Bless you for creating a site where both the ‘toon and the comments makes me laugh ’till I cry, Or is that cry ’till I laugh? Either way – thank you and well done! GWB Dec 30 2018 at 10:40 am Is there a truly conservative or libertarian rich person out there? Could we get some seed money to do some startups like this? (BTW, the club idea would be actually legally defensible – except the progs have gone far beyond “public accommodations” nowadays.) JTC Dec 30 2018 at 12:10 pm Private clubs you say? Lure a lefty into their typical diatribe against Trump as the most racist operator of them all…then send them this link to the saga of Mar A Lago wherein ingrained and inbred bigotry was roundly and soundly defeated by him. Such sweet irony. https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2016/12/how-donald-trump-beat-palm-beach-society-and-won-the-fight-for-mar-a-lago JTC Dec 30 2018 at 2:30 pm And as far as conservative/libertarian/pragmatist/capitalist rich dudes go, DT ain’t bad. Lots of other entitled elite rich folks in that membership EGT Club roster he dismantled there, wonder how many fit any of those other descriptors? I mean I don’t care if they want to sequester themselves, they have the right to freedom of association just like everybody, but don’t then preach to me about embracing culture and inclusion. billrla Dec 30 2018 at 11:21 am Bake me a fruitcake. Extra nuts. Delilah T Dec 30 2018 at 11:24 am Chris, this link will take you to a story that you will find interesting. Internecine squabbling (over the environment) amongst the Far Lefties and the Notsofar Lefits in Congress over a “climate crisis committee”: https://wattsupwiththat.com/2018/12/30/nancy-pelosi-announces-plans-for-a-house-climate-crisis-committee-after-flying-thousands-of-miles-to-a-hawaiian-resort/#comment-2571618 Lots of squabbling going on now, from Crazy Eyes to Puglozzo. What’s that melody? Cracks in the shell… what I see is cracks in the shell… You all have a joyous New Year and celebrate being US(A). kadaka Dec 30 2018 at 2:10 pm Sam vs Skye vs Jen vs Naomi Clash of the Xtians Coming soon, please. JTC Dec 30 2018 at 2:37 pm Prefer that quadraforce as a super female freedom alliance against…now what shall we call the womyn forces of evil with which they will do mortal battle, and who/what shall it consist of? kadaka Dec 30 2018 at 2:53 pm Pelosi, Warren, Waters, Feinstein, and Hillary in The AOC (Age Of Confusion). Watch them merge together into a single unified fighting machine once they decide who should be in control. JTC Dec 30 2018 at 3:38 pm Doubts about LA Max and Lady Die, and i very much expect a few wild eyed commies like Cotex to be in that mix, but I actually think there will be so much internecine squabbling among them as to self-destruct. Then our girls (and let’s not forget Suzy Q) can concentrate on costumes, or lack thereof. Tom Stockton Dec 30 2018 at 3:43 pm Hopefully they won’t be able to decide on a “leader”. If all the crazies were able to unite with a single purpose, I fear how they might manipulate the vote to return the Left to a more pronounced position of power (alliteration just worked out that way). JJ cooper Dec 30 2018 at 8:19 pm Naomi is a Jewish Israeli. kadaka Dec 30 2018 at 8:48 pm Check the archives, I think her and ‘Toly are now Americans. Merle Dec 30 2018 at 11:43 pm what about Suzy Q ???? Bill Dec 30 2018 at 7:12 pm Eereeuuuuwwwwee. Dildo Fudge Log cake. I’ll pass. kadaka Dec 30 2018 at 8:03 pm But it’s Vegan. cmblake6 Dec 30 2018 at 10:42 pm “Put your hands on your hips, And pull your knees in ti-i-ight. Well it’s the pelvic thru-u-u-ust, That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane…” Punta Gorda Dec 30 2018 at 10:54 pm I prefer Riff Raff’s quip to Magenta. “Shut Up!” cmblake6 Dec 31 2018 at 12:15 am That works well in many cases. My son, we had a discussion/argument tonight, is a slightly to the left Libertarian at heart. I too am Libertarian, but far more to the right. I say slightly, in his case, because while he believes in the L philosophy, he is much more “caring” in his allowances. But don’t screw with him or he will kill you without remorse. I love that in my boy. NotYetInACamp Dec 31 2018 at 1:05 am The call out over the police radio on that “incident.” https://gab.com/media/image/bq-5c28f1a2e1271.jpeg WayneM Dec 31 2018 at 1:07 am I’m eagerly awaiting the flood of gay and transgendered advocates to start demanding cakes from Muslim bakeries in order to sue them. In fact, I think I’ll hold my breath while waiting!! Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.