I don’t care who you are, that’s some funny shit right there….he said as he was cleaning off his keyboard….
WayneM
Oct 09 2018 at 12:24 am
Those protons never ask for consent! It’s the protonarchy!
epilitimus
Oct 09 2018 at 9:50 pm
Only the ones coming from the right. The ones from the left are the victims.
Ozymandius
Oct 09 2018 at 1:12 am
Never trust atoms.. they make up everything.
Cliff H
Oct 09 2018 at 1:31 am
Days of the big bang…
At least it’s not a gang bang.
MasterDiver
Oct 09 2018 at 7:14 am
Do you know how many particles are in those streams? Talk about a GANG bang!
Zar Belk!
Halley
Oct 09 2018 at 1:43 am
There is no such thing as sexism.
Browncoat
Oct 09 2018 at 3:07 am
Wait till they get to ‘plumbing’ with ‘male’ and ‘female’ parts and descriptions. “Male nipples thread into female couplings”…
Old Codger
Oct 09 2018 at 9:40 am
There’s a plumbing supply not far from me which proudly calls itself (on its sign, mind you) “Southwest Nipple”. How’s that for “sexism”?
nonncom
Oct 09 2018 at 10:48 am
Well, if she’s standing with her shoulders northeast to southwest….
epilitimus
Oct 09 2018 at 9:54 pm
In digital electronics you have masters and slaves (also in auto mechanics), and in software you have clients and servers. Wonder how the PC groupies in Silicon Valley deal with that bit of reality these days.
jdow
Oct 09 2018 at 3:36 am
Lemme see. If we stretch the analogy to breakpoint, are the anti-protons men and the protons women? What happens when they meet. And where does that put (anti-)electrons and (anti-)neutrons?
And why do you need two electrons, two protons, and two neutrons to make a helium family? Group marriages?
{O,o}
Punta Gorda
Oct 09 2018 at 4:54 am
So what would be the charge of an “anti-neutron”?
DASTARDLY DAN
Oct 09 2018 at 5:40 am
Negative nothing, same as a liberal mind
Delilah T
Oct 09 2018 at 8:21 am
Helium is a neutral quantity.
Carbon loves everybody.
Give Carbon a chance!!!
Old Codger
Oct 09 2018 at 9:43 am
Actually, Ms D, helium is just antisocial. It doesn’t like anybody. It’s so antisocial that if you pour liquid helium into a beaker it wall crawl our over the sides to get away from itself.
Halley
Oct 09 2018 at 1:18 pm
Maybe if we declared carbon a Designated Victim Element the libtards would start feeling compassion for it again…?
Delilah T
Oct 09 2018 at 9:17 pm
It could be a real cause for them promote, waving those Snickers bars and HoHos in the air, making signs out of cocoa beans, packing tanks of hot cocoa in their backpacs…. I can see it now – whipped cream flying everywhere, marshmallows oozing into the streets over the curb… Good times!
Bill G
Oct 09 2018 at 5:21 am
It’s those protons colluding with the neutrons; they’re at the core of everything.
eon
Oct 09 2018 at 5:41 am
Mysticize everything.
Politicize everything.
Sexicize everything.
Babble and scream incoherently until all others bow down and worship whoever has now decided that they are God.
If that doesn’t work, just kill all the others.
Progressives haven’t had an original idea since ancient Persia.
clear ether
eon
Delilah T
Oct 09 2018 at 8:23 am
Eon, dear: Progressives haven’t had an original idea — EVER.
ExNuke
Oct 09 2018 at 9:22 am
There is no such thing as a Progressive, there is no Progress in their Jihad and it would require them to be Productive. They are Repressives if they have a public stage or Regressives since they WANT someone else to control every aspect of their lives and be responsible for them as if they were children.
Delilah T
Oct 09 2018 at 9:11 pm
Well, they’ll just have to grow up. Toys ‘r’ Us is closed.
TomZ
Oct 09 2018 at 10:57 pm
There is talk that someone is buying them and may be bringing them back.
NotYetInACamp
Oct 10 2018 at 12:04 am
Regressive is the truthfully descriptive word.
Tagg
Oct 09 2018 at 7:23 am
At least the fashion show is hot.
Norm
Oct 09 2018 at 7:35 am
Two atoms were walking along when one started patting his pockets. “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Are you sure?
I’m positive.
**Slap**
Delilah T
Oct 09 2018 at 8:18 am
Oh, noes!! There are two new, unknown particles in this messpool! One is up-up-down and the other is down-down-up.
I thought I was confused. I was wrong. They are.
I need a hug.
One days joke become tomorrows reality. It has happened numerous times in the 25 years I have been listening to a certain radio talk show host. He makes a joke about something and a few years later, it has turned into mainstream thought.
CuriousB
Oct 09 2018 at 2:53 pm
Yes, Rush is quite prescient.
Hoodude
Oct 09 2018 at 11:28 am
Hoo gave consent to that bang? Tackyons had to be involved…
Deplorable B Woodman
Oct 09 2018 at 10:32 pm
Being a science geek AND nerd at heart, I’m lovin’ this.
NotYetInACamp
Oct 10 2018 at 12:08 am
I still don’t see how this particulate matters? Cerntainly, it does not.
cmblake6
Oy, where’s that facepalm emoji?
nonncom
I don’t care who you are, that’s some funny shit right there….he said as he was cleaning off his keyboard….
WayneM
Those protons never ask for consent! It’s the protonarchy!
epilitimus
Only the ones coming from the right. The ones from the left are the victims.
Ozymandius
Never trust atoms.. they make up everything.
Cliff H
Days of the big bang…
At least it’s not a gang bang.
MasterDiver
Do you know how many particles are in those streams? Talk about a GANG bang!
Zar Belk!
Halley
There is no such thing as sexism.
Browncoat
Wait till they get to ‘plumbing’ with ‘male’ and ‘female’ parts and descriptions. “Male nipples thread into female couplings”…
Old Codger
There’s a plumbing supply not far from me which proudly calls itself (on its sign, mind you) “Southwest Nipple”. How’s that for “sexism”?
nonncom
Well, if she’s standing with her shoulders northeast to southwest….
epilitimus
In digital electronics you have masters and slaves (also in auto mechanics), and in software you have clients and servers. Wonder how the PC groupies in Silicon Valley deal with that bit of reality these days.
jdow
Lemme see. If we stretch the analogy to breakpoint, are the anti-protons men and the protons women? What happens when they meet. And where does that put (anti-)electrons and (anti-)neutrons?
And why do you need two electrons, two protons, and two neutrons to make a helium family? Group marriages?
{O,o}
Punta Gorda
So what would be the charge of an “anti-neutron”?
DASTARDLY DAN
Negative nothing, same as a liberal mind
Delilah T
Helium is a neutral quantity.
Carbon loves everybody.
Give Carbon a chance!!!
Old Codger
Actually, Ms D, helium is just antisocial. It doesn’t like anybody. It’s so antisocial that if you pour liquid helium into a beaker it wall crawl our over the sides to get away from itself.
Halley
Maybe if we declared carbon a Designated Victim Element the libtards would start feeling compassion for it again…?
Delilah T
It could be a real cause for them promote, waving those Snickers bars and HoHos in the air, making signs out of cocoa beans, packing tanks of hot cocoa in their backpacs…. I can see it now – whipped cream flying everywhere, marshmallows oozing into the streets over the curb… Good times!
Bill G
It’s those protons colluding with the neutrons; they’re at the core of everything.
eon
Mysticize everything.
Politicize everything.
Sexicize everything.
Babble and scream incoherently until all others bow down and worship whoever has now decided that they are God.
If that doesn’t work, just kill all the others.
Progressives haven’t had an original idea since ancient Persia.
clear ether
eon
Delilah T
Eon, dear: Progressives haven’t had an original idea — EVER.
ExNuke
There is no such thing as a Progressive, there is no Progress in their Jihad and it would require them to be Productive. They are Repressives if they have a public stage or Regressives since they WANT someone else to control every aspect of their lives and be responsible for them as if they were children.
Delilah T
Well, they’ll just have to grow up. Toys ‘r’ Us is closed.
TomZ
There is talk that someone is buying them and may be bringing them back.
NotYetInACamp
Regressive is the truthfully descriptive word.
Tagg
At least the fashion show is hot.
Norm
Two atoms were walking along when one started patting his pockets. “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Are you sure?
I’m positive.
**Slap**
Delilah T
Oh, noes!! There are two new, unknown particles in this messpool! One is up-up-down and the other is down-down-up.
I thought I was confused. I was wrong. They are.
I need a hug.
JTC
Hugs from unrelated dudes might be pretty hard to come by…umm, I mean difficult to find…in this toxic environment.
But screw that.
Delilah T
I demand that my right to hugs be fulfilled. If they are not, I will pout!
JTC
Hey I put a HUG! there in brackets but it disappeared.
Try parentheses (HUG!).
Fullfilled now? Er, I mean, happy now?
Delilah T
Yes. Pouts are out.
jshawley
Protons are positively vile. Says a feminist electron.
JTC
Hey CERN is a euro thing, same illogic on the micro scale as on the macro there.
cfm56dash7
Standing by for the strange quark jokes. I’ll be charmed, I’m sure.
MasterDiver
I’d like you to meet my friends, Color and Spin. They may seem a bit small, but we all have our little Quarks.
Zar Belk!
Warhorse
Heh … wait until they start in on the tops and bottoms …
Delilah T
I could add that my muons lepton it. And the bosons decided that they wanted to join the Navy. And they stood fermion it.
JTC
Very few editorial cartoonists compare to CM, but Branco is right up there:
http://dailytorch.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Assault-Kav-DT-600.jpg
Roland Deschain
One days joke become tomorrows reality. It has happened numerous times in the 25 years I have been listening to a certain radio talk show host. He makes a joke about something and a few years later, it has turned into mainstream thought.
CuriousB
Yes, Rush is quite prescient.
Hoodude
Hoo gave consent to that bang? Tackyons had to be involved…
Deplorable B Woodman
Being a science geek AND nerd at heart, I’m lovin’ this.
NotYetInACamp
I still don’t see how this particulate matters? Cerntainly, it does not.