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  • October 9, 2018 at 12:14 am

    Oy, where’s that facepalm emoji?

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    • October 9, 2018 at 10:46 am
      nonncom

      I don’t care who you are, that’s some funny shit right there….he said as he was cleaning off his keyboard….

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  • October 9, 2018 at 12:24 am
    WayneM

    Those protons never ask for consent! It’s the protonarchy!

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    • October 9, 2018 at 9:50 pm
      epilitimus

      Only the ones coming from the right. The ones from the left are the victims.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 1:12 am
    Ozymandius

    Never trust atoms.. they make up everything.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 1:31 am
    Cliff H

    Days of the big bang…

    At least it’s not a gang bang.

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    • October 9, 2018 at 7:14 am
      MasterDiver

      Do you know how many particles are in those streams? Talk about a GANG bang!

      Zar Belk!

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  • October 9, 2018 at 1:43 am
    Halley

    There is no such thing as sexism.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 3:07 am
    Browncoat

    Wait till they get to ‘plumbing’ with ‘male’ and ‘female’ parts and descriptions. “Male nipples thread into female couplings”…

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    • October 9, 2018 at 9:40 am
      Old Codger

      There’s a plumbing supply not far from me which proudly calls itself (on its sign, mind you) “Southwest Nipple”. How’s that for “sexism”?

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      • October 9, 2018 at 10:48 am
        nonncom

        Well, if she’s standing with her shoulders northeast to southwest….

    • October 9, 2018 at 9:54 pm
      epilitimus

      In digital electronics you have masters and slaves (also in auto mechanics), and in software you have clients and servers. Wonder how the PC groupies in Silicon Valley deal with that bit of reality these days.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 3:36 am
    jdow

    Lemme see. If we stretch the analogy to breakpoint, are the anti-protons men and the protons women? What happens when they meet. And where does that put (anti-)electrons and (anti-)neutrons?

    And why do you need two electrons, two protons, and two neutrons to make a helium family? Group marriages?

    {O,o}

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    • October 9, 2018 at 4:54 am
      Punta Gorda

      So what would be the charge of an “anti-neutron”?

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      • October 9, 2018 at 5:40 am
        DASTARDLY DAN

        Negative nothing, same as a liberal mind

    • October 9, 2018 at 8:21 am
      Delilah T

      Helium is a neutral quantity.

      Carbon loves everybody.

      Give Carbon a chance!!!

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      • October 9, 2018 at 9:43 am
        Old Codger

        Actually, Ms D, helium is just antisocial. It doesn’t like anybody. It’s so antisocial that if you pour liquid helium into a beaker it wall crawl our over the sides to get away from itself.

      • October 9, 2018 at 1:18 pm
        Halley

        Maybe if we declared carbon a Designated Victim Element the libtards would start feeling compassion for it again…?

      • October 9, 2018 at 9:17 pm
        Delilah T

        It could be a real cause for them promote, waving those Snickers bars and HoHos in the air, making signs out of cocoa beans, packing tanks of hot cocoa in their backpacs…. I can see it now – whipped cream flying everywhere, marshmallows oozing into the streets over the curb… Good times!

  • October 9, 2018 at 5:21 am
    Bill G

    It’s those protons colluding with the neutrons; they’re at the core of everything.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 5:41 am
    eon

    Mysticize everything.

    Politicize everything.

    Sexicize everything.

    Babble and scream incoherently until all others bow down and worship whoever has now decided that they are God.

    If that doesn’t work, just kill all the others.

    Progressives haven’t had an original idea since ancient Persia.

    clear ether

    eon

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    • October 9, 2018 at 8:23 am
      Delilah T

      Eon, dear: Progressives haven’t had an original idea — EVER.

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      • October 9, 2018 at 9:22 am
        ExNuke

        There is no such thing as a Progressive, there is no Progress in their Jihad and it would require them to be Productive. They are Repressives if they have a public stage or Regressives since they WANT someone else to control every aspect of their lives and be responsible for them as if they were children.

      • October 9, 2018 at 9:11 pm
        Delilah T

        Well, they’ll just have to grow up. Toys ‘r’ Us is closed.

      • October 9, 2018 at 10:57 pm
        TomZ

        There is talk that someone is buying them and may be bringing them back.

      • October 10, 2018 at 12:04 am
        NotYetInACamp

        Regressive is the truthfully descriptive word.

  • October 9, 2018 at 7:23 am
    Tagg

    At least the fashion show is hot.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 7:35 am
    Norm

    Two atoms were walking along when one started patting his pockets. “I think I’ve lost an electron.”

    Are you sure?

    I’m positive.

    **Slap**

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  • October 9, 2018 at 8:18 am
    Delilah T

    Oh, noes!! There are two new, unknown particles in this messpool! One is up-up-down and the other is down-down-up.
    I thought I was confused. I was wrong. They are.
    I need a hug.

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    • October 9, 2018 at 4:17 pm

      Hugs from unrelated dudes might be pretty hard to come by…umm, I mean difficult to find…in this toxic environment.

      But screw that.

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      • October 9, 2018 at 8:59 pm
        Delilah T

        I demand that my right to hugs be fulfilled. If they are not, I will pout!

      • October 9, 2018 at 10:49 pm

        Hey I put a HUG! there in brackets but it disappeared.

        Try parentheses (HUG!).

        Fullfilled now? Er, I mean, happy now?

      • October 10, 2018 at 7:11 am
        Delilah T

        Yes. Pouts are out.

  • October 9, 2018 at 9:30 am
    jshawley

    Protons are positively vile. Says a feminist electron.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 9:52 am

    Hey CERN is a euro thing, same illogic on the micro scale as on the macro there.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 10:36 am
    cfm56dash7

    Standing by for the strange quark jokes. I’ll be charmed, I’m sure.

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    • October 9, 2018 at 6:05 pm
      MasterDiver

      I’d like you to meet my friends, Color and Spin. They may seem a bit small, but we all have our little Quarks.

      Zar Belk!

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    • October 9, 2018 at 6:24 pm
      Warhorse

      Heh … wait until they start in on the tops and bottoms …

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    • October 9, 2018 at 9:08 pm
      Delilah T

      I could add that my muons lepton it. And the bosons decided that they wanted to join the Navy. And they stood fermion it.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 10:39 am

    Very few editorial cartoonists compare to CM, but Branco is right up there:

    http://dailytorch.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Assault-Kav-DT-600.jpg

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  • October 9, 2018 at 11:22 am
    Roland Deschain

    One days joke become tomorrows reality. It has happened numerous times in the 25 years I have been listening to a certain radio talk show host. He makes a joke about something and a few years later, it has turned into mainstream thought.

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    • October 9, 2018 at 2:53 pm
      CuriousB

      Yes, Rush is quite prescient.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 11:28 am
    Hoodude

    Hoo gave consent to that bang? Tackyons had to be involved…

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  • October 9, 2018 at 10:32 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Being a science geek AND nerd at heart, I’m lovin’ this.

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  • October 10, 2018 at 12:08 am
    NotYetInACamp

    I still don’t see how this particulate matters? Cerntainly, it does not.

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