Day By Day


  • Oy, where’s that facepalm emoji?

    • nonncom

      I don’t care who you are, that’s some funny shit right there….he said as he was cleaning off his keyboard….

  • WayneM

    Those protons never ask for consent! It’s the protonarchy!

    • epilitimus

      Only the ones coming from the right. The ones from the left are the victims.

  • Ozymandius

    Never trust atoms.. they make up everything.

  • Cliff H

    Days of the big bang…

    At least it’s not a gang bang.

    • MasterDiver

      Do you know how many particles are in those streams? Talk about a GANG bang!

      Zar Belk!

  • Halley

    There is no such thing as sexism.

  • Browncoat

    Wait till they get to ‘plumbing’ with ‘male’ and ‘female’ parts and descriptions. “Male nipples thread into female couplings”…

    • Old Codger

      There’s a plumbing supply not far from me which proudly calls itself (on its sign, mind you) “Southwest Nipple”. How’s that for “sexism”?

      • nonncom

        Well, if she’s standing with her shoulders northeast to southwest….

    • epilitimus

      In digital electronics you have masters and slaves (also in auto mechanics), and in software you have clients and servers. Wonder how the PC groupies in Silicon Valley deal with that bit of reality these days.

  • jdow

    Lemme see. If we stretch the analogy to breakpoint, are the anti-protons men and the protons women? What happens when they meet. And where does that put (anti-)electrons and (anti-)neutrons?

    And why do you need two electrons, two protons, and two neutrons to make a helium family? Group marriages?


    • Punta Gorda

      So what would be the charge of an “anti-neutron”?


        Negative nothing, same as a liberal mind

    • Delilah T

      Helium is a neutral quantity.

      Carbon loves everybody.

      Give Carbon a chance!!!

      • Old Codger

        Actually, Ms D, helium is just antisocial. It doesn’t like anybody. It’s so antisocial that if you pour liquid helium into a beaker it wall crawl our over the sides to get away from itself.

      • Halley

        Maybe if we declared carbon a Designated Victim Element the libtards would start feeling compassion for it again…?

        • Delilah T

          It could be a real cause for them promote, waving those Snickers bars and HoHos in the air, making signs out of cocoa beans, packing tanks of hot cocoa in their backpacs…. I can see it now – whipped cream flying everywhere, marshmallows oozing into the streets over the curb… Good times!

  • Bill G

    It’s those protons colluding with the neutrons; they’re at the core of everything.

  • eon

    Mysticize everything.

    Politicize everything.

    Sexicize everything.

    Babble and scream incoherently until all others bow down and worship whoever has now decided that they are God.

    If that doesn’t work, just kill all the others.

    Progressives haven’t had an original idea since ancient Persia.

    clear ether


    • Delilah T

      Eon, dear: Progressives haven’t had an original idea — EVER.

      • ExNuke

        There is no such thing as a Progressive, there is no Progress in their Jihad and it would require them to be Productive. They are Repressives if they have a public stage or Regressives since they WANT someone else to control every aspect of their lives and be responsible for them as if they were children.

        • Delilah T

          Well, they’ll just have to grow up. Toys ‘r’ Us is closed.

          • TomZ

            There is talk that someone is buying them and may be bringing them back.

      • NotYetInACamp

        Regressive is the truthfully descriptive word.

  • Tagg

    At least the fashion show is hot.

  • Norm

    Two atoms were walking along when one started patting his pockets. “I think I’ve lost an electron.”

    Are you sure?

    I’m positive.


  • Delilah T

    Oh, noes!! There are two new, unknown particles in this messpool! One is up-up-down and the other is down-down-up.
    I thought I was confused. I was wrong. They are.
    I need a hug.

    • JTC

      Hugs from unrelated dudes might be pretty hard to come by…umm, I mean difficult to find…in this toxic environment.

      But screw that.

      • Delilah T

        I demand that my right to hugs be fulfilled. If they are not, I will pout!

        • JTC

          Hey I put a HUG! there in brackets but it disappeared.

          Try parentheses (HUG!).

          Fullfilled now? Er, I mean, happy now?

          • Delilah T

            Yes. Pouts are out.

  • jshawley

    Protons are positively vile. Says a feminist electron.

  • JTC

    Hey CERN is a euro thing, same illogic on the micro scale as on the macro there.

  • cfm56dash7

    Standing by for the strange quark jokes. I’ll be charmed, I’m sure.

    • MasterDiver

      I’d like you to meet my friends, Color and Spin. They may seem a bit small, but we all have our little Quarks.

      Zar Belk!

    • Warhorse

      Heh … wait until they start in on the tops and bottoms …

    • Delilah T

      I could add that my muons lepton it. And the bosons decided that they wanted to join the Navy. And they stood fermion it.

  • Roland Deschain

    One days joke become tomorrows reality. It has happened numerous times in the 25 years I have been listening to a certain radio talk show host. He makes a joke about something and a few years later, it has turned into mainstream thought.

    • CuriousB

      Yes, Rush is quite prescient.

  • Hoodude

    Hoo gave consent to that bang? Tackyons had to be involved…

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Being a science geek AND nerd at heart, I’m lovin’ this.

  • NotYetInACamp

    I still don’t see how this particulate matters? Cerntainly, it does not.


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