How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Don.
Appetite for Destruction.


  • May 23, 2016 at 12:25 am

    Tumbling’ tumbleweed.

  • May 23, 2016 at 1:28 am

    And the Dems and RINOS will lose many more in the months and years to come.
    And don’t forget on down to dogcatcher. (I AM NOT speaking about Bill)

    Those Dems and RINOS will be tumbling on, hopefully into the center of the Atlantic Ocean.

    As I can connect now, I just wish to echo the concern for your father and family all expressed yesterday. I hope for the best. We are your last and least concern.

    Prayers for your dad, you, and yours.

    • May 23, 2016 at 1:41 am

      We’re no tribble at all. (Now I remember that line)

      • May 23, 2016 at 1:52 am

        Thank you ‘Scotty’. 😉

  • May 23, 2016 at 1:51 am

    Prayers to you and yours my friend.

  • May 23, 2016 at 2:43 am
    Kevin M

    I keep rolling along
    Deep in my heart is a song
    Here on the ranch I belong
    Driftin’ along with the tumblin’ tumbleweeds
    Cares of the past are behind
    Know where they’re gone, but I’m fine
    Just where the trailer will whine
    Driftin’ along with the tumblin’ tumbleweeds
    I know when night is gone

    …with sincere apipolilogies (Malcolm) to the Dude.

    • May 23, 2016 at 2:44 am
      Kevin M

      Malcolm meaning Alex

  • May 23, 2016 at 2:45 am

    Let us hope that the peoples will not be thwarted by our “glorious leaders” again.

  • May 23, 2016 at 5:19 am
    Bill G

    How many times will the liberals lie
    Before people see the truth?
    How many times will the RINOs pretend
    That there was no way to defend?
    How many times will elites have their way
    Before tempers completely fray?
    The answer my friends is blowin’ in the wind.
    The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

    • May 23, 2016 at 4:55 pm
      Old Codger

      Sadly, some never will see the truth. Some because they do not wish to see it; others because they are constitutionally incapable of seeing it.

      Lincoln said,”You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.” The reality is you NEVER have to fool ALL of the people ANY of the time. To remain in power, a politician only need fool ENOUGH of the people ENOUGH of the time.

      • May 23, 2016 at 10:07 pm

        Lincoln might have said that although it seems there is no proof. But if he did it was adopted from a French religious scholar from the late 1600’s. And it appears there are versions that have been used ever since, but none has had the attribution stick like it has to Lincoln, first by prohibitionists and probably perpetuated by admirers who so wanted him to seem more profound than he ever really was.

        And what he was for sure was an accomplished flip-flop flim-flam man. Yeah, I ain’t a fan.

      • May 23, 2016 at 10:12 pm
        John M.

        I’ve also seen it attributed to P. T. Barnum, another flim-flam man, but again, I can find no confirmation of source…

  • May 23, 2016 at 5:20 am
    Bill G

    Blessed be, to your father, you and all your family.

  • May 23, 2016 at 5:35 am
    B Woodman

    Tumbleweed seems an apt logo.
    Rootless, produces nothing of value, soaks up valuable resources, blocks off valuable resources, most visible when gathered as a large mob.
    Yep. Tumbleweed seems right.

    • May 23, 2016 at 6:53 am

      And they burn well, too.

      What? I can hope, can’t I?

      • May 23, 2016 at 8:53 am
        B Woodman

        Easy enough to do, easy enough to dream. (or do I have that backwards?)
        Just have to wait for the next gathering of the “tumbleweeds” at the next Trump stump speech. They’ll be easy enough to find, can’t miss ’em.

    • May 23, 2016 at 11:41 am

      Tumbleweeds are Russian in origin. Came over with their wheat. Russia used to be a major wheat exporter before communism.

      • May 23, 2016 at 2:10 pm
        John Greer

        There are at least two species of “tumbleweed”. One is native and seems to be smooth and almost “naked”. The other is the Russian thistle and was brought to the US via the Germans who had been settled in the Don river basin by Catherine the Great on a 100 year lease. When the lease ran out they resettled in the Great Plains along with their wonderful Hard Red Winter wheat. The Russian Thistle is a small price to pay considering millions of tons of wheat we’ve sold to the Russians since.

  • May 23, 2016 at 7:31 am
    David Preston

    Hope your dad came through his surgery okay!

  • May 23, 2016 at 8:10 am

    The ideal logo for the DNC would be a bit complex;

    A frizzy-haired, poorly-groomed SJW type female, with a rictus snarl of rage.

    She would be wearing a T-shirt with the slogan SAVE A WHALE- HARPOON A BABY. Plus one button saying DEATH TO YOUR NAME HERE and another saying VISUALIZE WORLD PEACE- THEN KILL ALL F**KING DEAD WHITE EUROPEAN MALES.

    She would have a dildo strapped to her crotch. It would be two feet of jagged, barbed, razor-sharp steel , and be dripping blood.

    Under it would be the caption;

    “Bend Over Again, Peasant.”

    There are any number of “enlightened progressives” who could pose for it. Not even all, necessarily, or even verifiably female.

    clear ether


    • May 23, 2016 at 8:58 am
      B Woodman

      I like The idea for that button, “SAVE A WHALE, HARPOON A BABY”.
      Make a bunch, and pass them out at the next SJW “gathering”. As a social experiment, see how many / who takes them, and how many / who doesn’t take them, and why to each.

    • May 23, 2016 at 2:33 pm

      A good description of the current head of the DNC.

  • May 23, 2016 at 8:36 am

    And yet, despite those losses, the Progtards were able to push through their anti-American agenda with little or no opposition.

    • May 23, 2016 at 8:55 am
      B Woodman

      Mainly because the Average Flyover Conservative Family had had the wool pulled over their eyes by the RINO Clan. The wool is off now.

  • May 23, 2016 at 9:27 am

    No need to reinvent the whale here.

    Chris’ beautiful rendition of Hitlery in full Nazi glory, wrapped in her Mao suit, with her arrow logo piercing the heart of the USA, and a Ryano and a Boner under each arm.

    Just bring those elements together with the master stroke of the artist CM, and that says all that can and should be said about the dims, the gopes, and the proles.

    • May 23, 2016 at 11:29 pm

      Oo, her new slogan is perfect for this. Her sheep thought she meant her and them with her insipid and nonsensical bullshit term “stronger together”?

      Chris’ artful juxtaposition can show it for what it is; her as imperial Nazi and chairman Mao combined with the header “Stronger Together”.

      It’s just too easy.

  • May 23, 2016 at 11:06 am
    John Carifidy

    I misread that as tumbleweave. lol

  • May 23, 2016 at 11:07 am

    If only there was another political party so deeply screwed up and awful that it could keep the Dems in power… Oh yeah, the GOP!

  • May 23, 2016 at 11:08 am
    Mike M.

    Mr. Muir, my prayers go out to you and your father for a successful surgery and a speedy recovery.

    Thank you for brightening my day a little every single day.

  • May 23, 2016 at 3:13 pm


    I sincerely hope your father is doing okay. From your fellow DAAP graduate.

  • May 23, 2016 at 6:35 pm
    Delilah T

    Why is that damned mech dog following the ladies around? Does it clean up after itsefl? God! I hate robots! Oh, THAT explains why I detest the democraps! They all drool.

    Chris, I hope your Pa is doing okay.

  • May 23, 2016 at 6:41 pm
    David Cordes LHP

    My prayers are with you and yours. I pray for a speedy recovery.

  • May 23, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    Mr. Muir,

    Prayers for you and your father, for the best of outcomes. Do what you gotta do – we’ll be here when you get back. And we promise we won’t scuff the furniture or break any of the knicknacks either 😉

  • May 23, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    Tumbleweeds are okay for cheap snowman Christmas decorations or maybe for Halloween pumpkins but talk about messy.
    Think some white phosphorus rounds could clean that fence line up?

    *sends healing Dad’s way*

  • May 23, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    My prayers for your Dad & entire family. Wishing your Dad many, many more quality time & love.

  • May 23, 2016 at 10:20 pm
    John M.

    Just catching up from some time last week. Chris, family is important, the strip can wait. We’ll be here when you get back!

    Prayers for you and your family, and I hope your dad makes (made) it through surgery OK.

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