The Wind.


  • May 24, 2016 at 12:03 am

    Too bloody true…..

    • May 24, 2016 at 3:34 pm

      Except the “an hour later” part…

    • May 24, 2016 at 6:51 pm

      We have a Seal Team Six Delta Force extraction for John In MD! Hang in there, buddy! Maryland is not Benghazi, and we will not forsake you!

  • May 24, 2016 at 12:13 am

    They are nihilists at heart. Nothing will ever sate their lust except the final and absolute obliteration of everything.

    Including each other.

    clear ether


  • May 24, 2016 at 2:30 am

    I see today that the Hildabeast has declined a debate with the Bern in Cali. Must be afraid her ass will get waxed even though he is a flake? Who knows?

    • May 24, 2016 at 5:50 am
      Aelious Rex

      She won’t be able to dodge Trump…….

    • May 24, 2016 at 10:25 pm
      Ed Woods

      I’m thinking I would rather not see her getting her ass waxed. YMMV.

  • May 24, 2016 at 2:55 am

    Alfred knew,
    “Some men just want to see the world burn.”

  • May 24, 2016 at 3:39 am

    Amazingly true in its twistedness.

    • May 24, 2016 at 3:40 am

      But in that first panel, what would be the statute of limitations on treason?

      • May 24, 2016 at 12:15 pm

        None. If we caught General Arnold, he could hang.

      • May 24, 2016 at 5:21 pm
        Old Codger

        Forever if you’re somebody the left adores. If one of us did what BJ did we’d have gotten an all expenses paid trip to that place in central Kansas where you develop amazing proficiency at turning boulders into gravel. Same for Hildabeast. If I had lied like Henry Cisneros did when I filled out the paperwork for my security clearance when I went into the Air Force, I would have gotten stationed at that Army Base in central Ks where you don’t go home at night and I would have ample time to become proficient at converting boulders into gravel.

  • May 24, 2016 at 4:29 am
    Bill G

    Bill sold secrets, Cankles sold uranium to Putin. Bernie thinks he can give everyone everything.
    And they’re rabidly supported by almost half the country.

    • May 24, 2016 at 6:16 am
      David M

      That’s the truth that hurts the most… I miss America…

      • May 24, 2016 at 6:53 am

        Amen to that.

      • May 24, 2016 at 1:26 pm

        And amen.

  • May 24, 2016 at 6:32 am

    Well done…and very true.

    Continued prayers for your family.

  • May 24, 2016 at 6:36 am
    B Woodman

    “Progressives. After destroying something, an hour later, they’re hungry for more.”

    Sounds like a description of locusts.
    Could make that into the new symbol of the DemonRatic Party; the red, white, and blue locust.

    • May 24, 2016 at 9:04 am

      Locust could apply to the people who move out of Demogogue controlled areas and vote for the same policies in their new homes.

      • May 24, 2016 at 12:17 pm

        Just found hundreds of dead voting in California – Fear the Walking Dead.

      • May 24, 2016 at 5:28 pm
        Old Codger

        No biggie. Dead people voting was an old and honored tradition in Texas for as long as the Dim-ocrats were in power. In counties where the Dims are in charge dead people vote to this day. I found out a few years back that one of my Grandpas (he died in 59) has been a very consistent voter; something he was NOT before he moved to the cemetery in Iraan (pronounced Ira Ann). I guess I should be proud that he is so conscientious in doing his civic duty.

    • May 24, 2016 at 9:25 am

      When the Mormon settlement at Salt Lake was struck by locusts, they were saved by the miraculous arrival of the seagulls. Maybe we need a Seagull Party?

      Zar Belk!

      • May 24, 2016 at 9:40 am
        B Woodman

        Good idea.

  • May 24, 2016 at 6:47 am

    No matter how you slice, dice, chop or cover it with something sticky, (an old habit of Slicks) you can’t fix stupid

  • May 24, 2016 at 8:07 am

    Why are they called “Progressives”? There is no progress, no lifting of lives, no selfless acts, no improvement of the lot of mankind. Why not call them what they are? Brain deformed, moral deficient, abatrosses around the collective neck of humanity. Perhaps its time we divy everything up and go our own way while they go their. But then, they just won’t leave anthing alone will they?

    • May 24, 2016 at 8:36 am

      “parasitic succubus” might be a little catchier.

    • May 24, 2016 at 8:41 am

      Definition: Progressive Disease

      ‘Progressive disease is a term that describes a disease that is progressing, or worsening….’

      Especially as applicable to rapidly growing cancerous tumor:

      Other than the 20% thing being more like 50%, sounds about right.

      • May 24, 2016 at 9:05 am

        Dammit, JTC, you foreshadowed one of my favorite lines:

        “It’s not progressive as in progress, it’s progressive as in cancer.”

        Now give me my thunder back.

      • May 24, 2016 at 12:20 pm

        Boom. 🙂

    • May 24, 2016 at 9:32 am

      I have tried several times to get Chris Muir and other writers to stop playing into the leftists’ PC game and call them what they are – leftists and regressives, also racists, communists, socialists and fascists, not liberals or progressives. It is difficult to unlearn all the propaganda you’ve been fed your entire life, and he has to introduce the concept to his characters as well.

      This is still the best conservative comic strip anywhere and it has T&A. What’s not to like?

      • May 25, 2016 at 1:29 pm

        The thing about “progressive” as a label is that it ties them back to such blatant racists as Woodrow Wilson – whom they still revere. When they agitate for a higher minimum wage, they’re just continuing the tradition of eugenicist Progressives, who invented it for the purpose of driving “inferior” people out of the job market.

    • May 24, 2016 at 10:29 pm

      Think of it as the way a small tumor progresses into a larger one if nothing is done about it.

  • May 24, 2016 at 9:37 am
    william howard taft

    Wouldn’t you love it if Trump spent the week going to veterans’ memorials and spoke at every opportunity this week about our appreciation for the vets?What a contrast that would be with the petulant-apologist-child-in-chief this week,apologizing for our country defending itself and liberty everywhere he goes.Memorial day,it would be great to see Trump at or near the Arizona memorial,once again,honoring vets while you know who goes to Hiroshima.

  • May 24, 2016 at 9:44 am
    B Woodman

    “Progressive” is just one of many examples of Libtards hijacking the language and the narrative of the political conversation.
    There’s a long list of examples, but I’m a) at work; and b) too much blood in my caffeine.
    “I leave it as an exercise for the student to research.”

    • May 25, 2016 at 1:38 pm

      They hijacked that word in the 19th Century. They abandoned it in 1932 because it had become too dirty, and misappropriated “liberal” (which meant a believer in free markets and the rights of individuals, like J.S. Mills). Now they’ve worn that one out and they’re trying to go back to “Progressive”. I welcome them to use it – and will remind people why they abandoned it in the first place. The politicians that voted for Jim Crow laws and the judges that allowed them – Progressives. The President that involved us in WWI, authorized mass repression of antiwar opinion, and brought the federal government to it’s most segregated: Woodrow Wilson, Progressive (and still revered by the modern ones!). Herbert Hoover, who tried to manage the economy during a cyclical economic downturn, and changed it into the start of the Great Depression – the last Progressive. (FDR tried the same things, _harder_, and miscalled himself a liberal.)

  • May 24, 2016 at 10:47 am
    Bruce Wood

    I know that the progressives believe their incremental steps will take them – eh – ALL of us to their socialist/communist/dictatorial tyranny. However, sooner or later, they will reach that point where their “light and seemingly transient causes” will be beyond sufferable and they will either need to take up arms or fail. It doesn’t matter how you approach any form of socialist/communist/dictatorial tyranny, it is intolerable. Whether it be a slow burn or a conflagration, it must be and will be put out. Mankind cannot survive otherwise.


    • May 24, 2016 at 11:28 pm

      In every country they’ve ever tried to “fundamentally transform”, the innate contradictions between their dogmas and reality have resulted in everything blowing up in their faces long before they even get close to Heaven on Earth.

      Venezuela is just the latest example. It’s about to become South America’s very own Somalia with a side order of Lebanon.

      clear ether


    • May 25, 2016 at 9:21 pm

      Just struck me: “Tyranny” – “Tranny”. “Tyranny” – “Tranny”.
      Hmmmm. Somehow there’s a connection. Kind of like “bacon and eggs”. Or maybe “Barack” – “Michelle”.

  • May 24, 2016 at 11:45 am
    Boobie the Rocket Dog

    Very good , Chris

  • May 24, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    Some of the things I’d like to see The Donald do for us veterans? Retirement tax exempt, the military health care I was promised when I enlisted for the rest of my life not turning into Medicaid when I turn 65, such things as these.

  • May 24, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    Investigators found that Bill had taken campaign money from foreign donors like John Huang, and made him send it back after the election.

    One of his cohorts (campaign operative Dick Morris) was quoted later saying, “We had to give back the money, but we didn’t have to give back the votes (chuckle).”

    Now we might wind up with the same bunch in the White House again.

  • May 24, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    As if it was not enough to write the best,most concise, sarcastic text on the web daily;and draw some of the sexiest cartoons ever;and put little details in like Sam’s smirk in the last panel;Chris also takes the time to add Naomi tucking her thumb into the top of her pants.
    Love it.

  • May 24, 2016 at 11:59 pm
    Delilah T

    Ah! Such doom and gloom! Lighten up, peeps! Shrillary is now trying every nasty trick in the book, and yet, she’s only neck-and-neck with Trump. Give her a chance to pull ahead, willya?!? (snrrk)

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