Children, Family, Love, Marriage & Divorce, Men & Women ← Previous post Next post → Comments Merle Mar 30 2018 at 12:03 am sounds like a lot of restrictions……. JAK Mar 30 2018 at 2:37 am Yeah. What good is a pregnant woman what cain’t win a gun fight, huh? Deplorable B Woodman Mar 30 2018 at 12:06 am The cat is out of the bag. A new ‘Toly or Naomi is on the way. Mazal Tov!! Deplorable B Woodman Mar 30 2018 at 12:12 am Chris, I must correct your grammar. It’s not, “The Russians (plural) Came”. Unless the mouse in your pocket is also Russian, there’s only one. So, it’s, “The Russian Came”. And I’m sure Naomi enjoyed every inch……er……minute of it. As did Anatoly with her. JackDeth 72 Mar 30 2018 at 12:36 am If Naomi can’t fight, how will she get her daily Cardio? cmblake6 Mar 30 2018 at 12:40 am Wait, what? This makes no sense. One of the first rules of Krav Maga is that you remain unmarked by your opponent. Lifeofthe Mind Mar 30 2018 at 12:42 am He said nothing about trebuchets or falling pianos. MasterDiver Mar 30 2018 at 8:58 am Or dropping safes or anvils Zar Belk! John T. Block Mar 30 2018 at 12:48 am SO, ‘Toly put a fresh bun in the oven? GOOD! But, no guns? Remember, she’s dead on at long range…. S'aaruuk Mar 30 2018 at 1:18 am And at close range as well. :-p Pete231 Mar 30 2018 at 2:02 am The men’s cycle of purpose : They spend their first nine months trying to get out of the oven, then, dedicate the rest of their lives trying to get back in……… Old Codger Mar 30 2018 at 8:36 am Correction: We don’t actually want to move back in. we just want visiting privileges. 😉 JJ cooper Mar 30 2018 at 10:54 am I have never heard it better put! JJC Tagg Mar 30 2018 at 6:30 am This keeps up the DD will have to become a school house. MasterDiver Mar 30 2018 at 8:59 am The kids are already being home-schooled. The older ones will just become adjunct professors. Zar Belk! NotYetInACamp Mar 31 2018 at 12:43 am That is the purpose of life USMC8541 Mar 30 2018 at 11:16 am “Visiting Privileges” /Heh! best line I’ve heard in a Long time. JTC Mar 30 2018 at 11:25 am He had me right up until he got to no guns. All the hand-to-hand agreed, too risky. Her first job is to protect the seedling, and his is to protect them both. But. shootin’ irons were made by God and JMB just for the purpose of being the equalizer between an aggressor and a smaller/weaker/pregnant victim. Keep packing, little Jewish Mama. You too ‘Toly. And stay aware. That last part is really critical and it goes for all y’all too. I think we’re moving deeper into a time where small-scale attacks will be the chosen method of terrorism. Anytime, anywhere, but usually with what should be warning signs like location, activities, time of day. Of course that goes for all kinds of potential threats, not just Tangoes. Those indicators, and a a lot more -like the short hairs on your neck pricking up, that’s real- are SA…Situational Awareness, also expressed as Stay Aware…and by some as Stay Armed…and that too is critical as I said in reference to Naomi above. But Situational Awareness works to make armed defense unnecessary, keep your eyes open, avoid shitty areas, crowds, being out late, etc. as much as possible. And you might not have to shoot no damn body. Which would be really bad -life-changing bad- for you. But not as bad as getting shot or attacked, so….Stay Aware AND Stay Armed. John Mar 30 2018 at 4:06 pm I re-checked the list. High explosives are not on it. High voltage is not on it. Robots are not on it. Gravity is not on it. She’s got lots of options. Some of them quite innocuous. MasterDiver Mar 30 2018 at 5:59 pm Improvised war gasses are also still an option. Keep the Bleach and ammonia handy. Zar Belk! armedandsafe Mar 30 2018 at 5:09 pm When my daughter was still “in the shell” we used to go shoot at the Phoenix range every other week. During the last few months, she would jump and kick when the gun would go off. She is still startled greatly by any sudden, loud bang sound. That was 56 years ago. TomZ Mar 31 2018 at 12:01 am Ben Avery (as they call it now) has been around that long? Pamela Mar 30 2018 at 12:10 pm Another Baby!!!! *does happy dance* Naomi, just shoot them. JTC Mar 30 2018 at 12:29 pm “The Russian Came”. Apparently so. So that more could come. 🙂 WayneM Mar 30 2018 at 3:52 pm So many rules… Delilah T. Mar 30 2018 at 5:48 pm Situational awareness: what I”ve been saying, all along. Small attacks, unlooked-for: yes, and use your imagination when I say that. I never liked going to parties at bars – too crowded, too easy to get your purse stolen or “fished”. I was lucky – didn’t happen, but does not mean it cannot. Even in my Walmart, a huuuuge open space, but always full of people…. WE cannot afford complacency… ever. Fox2! Mar 30 2018 at 10:36 pm Given that women who live together tend to synchronize, are Sam and Skye at risk of “being punished” with another baby (or two, given their propensity for catching twins)? NotYetInACamp Mar 31 2018 at 12:45 am OH! You Obama! That b-tard did call it that. David Grimes Apr 02 2018 at 9:57 am As I said, dojo karate against IDF/Massad Krav Maga? Uh oh. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.