Day By Day


  • formwiz

    The Beast and Sam, side by side.

    Talk about the Agony and the Ecstasy.

    • Kevin M

      Thread winner!!!

  • Grunt GI

    WOW, I have to say, that center panel, even with the, sigh, coverage of Sam’s greatest assets, is about the most sultry picture of Sam I remember in a long time.

    OH, yea and the media is totally covering for Hillary…RELEASE THE MEDICAL RECORDS….yea, like that’s gonna happen.

    • David Gonzalez

      Check Six, Grunt! Meanin’ no disrespect, I’ve determined that Sam’s greatest asset is situated between her ears and directly abaft her lovely eyes. But then, I’ve always preferred the company of Mensa women (after all, you wanna be able to talk to them AFTER the . . . er, “festivities”!).

      • Grunt GI

        Roger that…that’s why I love that center panel…Just a hint of bodaciousness, while bringing the snark…I always did love hot chicks that can bring the snark.

      • Agreed. A woman with a brain is an excellent companion. If they also happen to be this fine, PLUS PLUS!

    • interventor

      Medical records? Schematics, more likely.

      • Grunt GI

        Heh, well done, like when you take your car in to find out why the CHECK ENGINE light is on…

        “Your CHECK CANDIDATE light is on”

  • billf

    The Norwegian Blue,was found to be on it’s perch cause it was nailed there.
    Ard Hillary was only upright,cause she was leaning on a post .
    Same thing?

  • “Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!”

    • You fergot the “clang”.

    • Ozymandias

      “I can’t take her like that, it’s against regulations”
      “Isn’t there something you can do?”

  • KenH

    Please KILL yourself, in solidarity

  • Ozymandias

    I think it was Mad Cow disease.

    • B Woodman

      MOOOOOOOOOO. . . .

    • Grunt GI

      Hmmm, I might consider that an insult to cows, who at least provide something useful to humanity…tasty burgers, steaks, ribs, brisket…you know.. to be served at the DDQ by HAWT and snarky redheads

  • B Woodman

    They’re still media. Just not a source of genuine news. More like Soviet era propaganda media, and they’ve been that way for years and decades.
    Fortunately we now have the internet to provide alternate sources of information. The gates have been battered down, the gatekeepers have been bypassed and are irrelevant.

    • JSStryker

      Shouldn’t the second word in your comment be SHILL not still?

      • Bill G

        I recently saw someone refer to them as the Democrat Media Complex. I thought it was great; the DNC and it’s subsidiary, the DMC.

    • NancyGee

      You *do* know that Obama is giving away the internet to the United Nations some time in the next few days … right?

  • JTC

    However, all indications are that there is a more liberal (heh) exchange policy for this particular dead bird. As long as you take whatever they give you.

    • JTC

      I mean, waiting in the wings (heh again) ya got yer blackbird, yer dodo bird, and yer cowbird (zero, joe & moo) already right in the same room, then of course there’s the ol’ wood pecker just waiting for them to pull the plug on that ol’ blue stiff and release him from his cage…lots of options!

  • Grunt GI

    Hey Chris, I noticed the cartoon posting in your FB feed again.

    Defying Zuckerdouches media censors?

    I approve of this life choice!!

  • This past weekend was strange. Most of us have enough common sense to take a break, step back, when our health and well-being are at stake.

    But not this silly old cow.

    Greed does strange things to people. Denial is NOT a river in Egypt.

    • GDS

      I firmly believe we’re watching a slow-walk to her death. This is an Amy Whinehouse/Michael Jackson/Chris Farley thing where no one will stop her from killing herself. I understand we have no idea how much she has obsessed over the presidency. The medical professionals however that are enabling her are violating their Hippocratic Oath and moving her toward an early demise.

      • TJ

        a) She is doing this to herself willingly to fulfull her personal grab for power, in which case I have little sympathy; or,
        b) She is as much a puppet as she appeared to be while being forced into the van, and the puppet master (G?S? H?A?&M?B?) is playing a dangerous game to get her to the finish line ahead of her final collapse, the poor woman; or,
        c) See yesterday’s DBD.
        Either way, the American people are being played, and the media is so blind it doesn’t even realize who is writing the music.

      • Bill G

        I think it was about the time of the last Olympics that I saw a study that asked a variety of athletes training for the Games if possible, would they sacrifice a year off of their life-span to get the Gold, and many said Yes.
        I believe she is so obsessed with getting into the chair at the desk in the Oval Office that nothing else matters to her.

      • Kafiroon

        Decent analysis. I really think that the DMC is so sold out to the Leftist (catch-all term for the whole collection of socialist etc. types) they will cover her death stagger or even mass murder for their “cause”.
        Kafiroon – Noted Basket of Despicable

      • Sam

        The Hippocratic oath no longer contains the phrase “do no harm”, so they didn’t necessarily violate any oath. Assuming they actually subscribed to one in the first place.

  • Stan Penkala

    OK with the blue lenses to help prevent seizures, and the Diaznam pen to quell the seizures that hit, but what was the chunk of metal that fell out of her pants leg? Part of a leg brace?

    • interventor

      Early model Terminator bots lose parts as they age.

    • V328

      Look up related photos…leg brace maybe… But there’s also photos that show what appears that she might be wearing a catheter bag strapped to a leg.

  • Steve_1066

    To continue the theme …

    Hillary, on Sunday, 09/11, made a most significant contribution to the repertoire of “The Ministry of Silly Walks” or would that be ‘Lurches?’ Of course the latter term should probably be reserved for her successor at State!

  • Tennessee Budd

    “Ye must answer me these questions three,
    Ere the other side ye see”
    “…I don’t recall…I don’t remember…”
    Her favorite color, though, does seem to be blue.

  • Identity politics in play. Had this been a male candidate, he would have been driven from the race a long time ago. This whole thing smells like Weekend at Bernie’s, only without Bernie, and without the fun aspects of a weekend.

    Good on Trump to wish her well, and to refrain from piling onto the situation. Staying focused on the “basket” comment yields far better mileage.

    Nice artwork, as always, Chris! 😉

  • Jon

    She’s only stunned.

  • GDS


    ———- hard time focusing………

  • jackdeth72

    Sam is the woman who brings it.
    And having brought it…. Moves on!
    Like a Boss.

  • Bill G

    Well, of course the media won’t say anything until they are told what the news is by the campaign.
    Report something that the campaign left off the official message and th..,th,,..that’s all, folks.

  • What do the Hillary media and Sam’s top have in common? Both provide about the same amount of coverage of their respective…uh…subjects. All similarities end there.

    • Grunt GI

      HEH, well done…the only difference, most men would rather investigate Sam’s “ahem” subjects further.

  • WayneM

    I get a kick out of the calls for the Hildebeast to release her medical records. Seriously, folks. Given her record for truthiness and her level of cooperation disclosing emails from her private server, particularly those breaching all security protocols, what makes you think any medical records released will provide an accurate description of her health? Her pet doctor is already releasing “convenient” statements. Making the leap to falsifying records won’t be difficult for the quack.

  • Steve H

    Someone please educate this old geezer – Do people actual use the letters OMG in verbal communication, even though three single-syllable words use the same effort to say?

    • JTC

      People? Not so much. Skye? OMG YES, LOL!

  • Spin Drift

    “I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok…” and didn’t I refer to the “comfy chair” yesterday. People, people, people, we must verse ourselves in everything Python. The parallels are mind boggling and go all the way to Notlob.

    Spin of the Spanish Inquisition (nobody ever expects us)
    Department of Silly Walks

    • Kafiroon

      Watching Monty Python material would probably cheer me up from the last number of years watching our slow destruction that is speeding up. Watching the different videos of the post holding up Hillary and NFL multi-millionaires hating on the country that made them rich: I have that Benny Hill stunned looking silly smirk.
      Kafiroon – Noted Basket of Despicable

    • John Greer

      Perhaps the parallels are a bit too good if you consider the “Twit of the Year” competition.

  • JIMV

    I always wonder why no one in the media has noted her coughing and fainting fits have lasted for many months yet team Clinton pretends the issue is recent pneumonia???

  • west_rhino

    Hillary once bit a moose, the moose died a horrible death

    And now for something completely deplorable

    • Chris Muir

      No mooses were harmed in this comic.

    • Chris Muir


  • Pamela

    “Say Good Night Hillary”
    spoken by Bill from the wings smoking a special cigar given to him by a lady friend.

  • David M

    Teresa Barnwell.

    Google her.


    • Norm

      The poor thing.

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