Day By Day


  • Rick Seufert


    • Tom

      Great minds? Or at least good enough.

    • Her cough is suggestive of a cardiac symptom.

      Also, if that doctor she drags around with her is giving her doses of Valium (diazepam), one of the side effects is ataxia, which she exhibited this morning. Look up the side effects of Valium.

      But what do I know?

      • CB

        All I know is this; I’m somewhat disabled. If I have to stand in one place for any length of time I’ll find something to lean my backside up against. Just like Hillary did in the video. Had she not been leaning up against that post she would have collapsed a lot sooner.

        The Valium might be responsible for her making that comment about Trump supporters being deplorable. Sometimes folks taking large doses of that medication don’t give a hoot what they say.

    • Grunt GI

      My wife thinks she had a seizure, which was probably caused by the “concusssion” she had a few years ago. We had a severely disabled daughter who had daily seizures before she died two years ago, so I am inclined to believe my +1….plus that diazepam is something we used to give our daughter to stop a seizure…and baby it stops it, by stoning you out. Might explain more than a few things about Hillary’s behavior and general media avoidance….if she’s getting that shit injected into her at regular intervals….makes you loopy as all get out.

  • Tom

    Now they are saying that it is pneumonia, but she is in good health.
    I guess that pneumonia was what has been the cause of the coughing all these weeks.

    • Pamela

      We know she isn’t in her right mind, because if she were after her Doctor said she had pneumonia, would not have played with her grandkids or kissed the little girl outside the building. Antibiotics do not work that fast even when delivered via IV.

      • TMLutas

        If the pneumonia is aspiration pneumonia, you still get antibiotics (to protect you) but you’re not contagious. So, not irresponsible Hillary but that would fit the Parkinson’s theory.

        It all comes down to what the Chinese/Iranian/North Korean/Russians will think that they can get away with if it’s an ill President Hillary. The last time we had a problem like that, we got the Cuba missile crisis because Dr Feelgood was giving JFK a bad set of meds in Vienna.

        WW III is something I’d like to avoid.

    • H J

      Pneumonia fits. It’s one of the complications of late-stage Parkinson’s disease. Parkinson’s explains all of her prior episodes nicely.
      Sometimes bad things happen to bad people too…

  • interventor

    Smell a large nest of DemonRats.

    • cb

      Agree. This whole ‘illness’ thing seems way too convoluted, I too smell Regressive Rats. Donald may be wise to keep his finger off the twitter trigger for the time being

  • WayneM

    Anyone wanna bet this is the Hildebeast’s ploy is avoid the Presidential debates or at least prepare a substantial excuse for poor performance?

  • Pamela

    It’s going to be a weird night. Barry is wearing lipstick.

    • Bill G

      Reminiscent of the “Joker” image, I’d say.

      • Pamela

        No, more reminiscent of Saturday night dates at Columbia that included lots of heady smoke and head.

        • Grunt GI

          You mean with the “Choom Gang?”

          • Pamela

            Yes. Never trust a stoner.

  • KenH

    In case Boingo has any retarded ideas, THAT is precisely what #2 was intended for in the first place.

    • B Woodman

      I assume you’re referring to the Second A?

    • Bingo.

    • TMLutas

      The last panel should have been Biden.

  • formwiz

    The bitch from Hope would be Willie, would it not?

  • Grunt GI

    Nope, Barry is done, my guess is they are keeping Lunch Bucket Joe in the bullpen…someone “safe” to vote for…

  • JTC

    Meet Marshall Law, he aims to keep the piece.

    And Lucifer GS will save some millions, that one’s soul was bought and paid long ago.

    ‘Scuse me why I go puke.

    • JTC

      Crap, left out the line that had me hurling…

      “Beats the alternative;a third term of zero beats a first for the bitch.”

      • Pamela

        *hands JT a glass of water to rinse*

        Dewars for medicinal purposes?

        • MJ Larkins

          Make mine Glenfiddich!

          • Lovely choice of beverage.

        • JTC

          Thanks Pamela. But make it a cold draft.

          Told for truth; based on Chris putting that Dewar’s in avatar JT’s hand at the DDQ, today when I got wifey her wine at ABC I picked up a fifth of 12 yr. old ($26!).

          Had a glass on the rocks this eve. That, added to pondering Zero round three really got the regurge reflex cranking…how do y’all drink that shit?

          • Grunt GI

            Heh, JTC, so how the heck was your “avatar” able to look any of our lovely waitresses in the eye…I would have the classic problem of “my eyes are up here,” while using Mel Brooks famous line “Hello boys, did you miss me?” from Blazing Saddles.

            Dayum, how does that Toby Keith song go “I love this bar, it’s my kinda place.”

          • Pamela

            How about a pint of Theakston’s Old Peculier Ale.
            Great mouth feel and strong.

          • JTC

            Grunt, like I said yesterday, check avatar JT’s gaze…

            Them girls got three pair, buttcheeks, boobies, and eyeballs…and I’m not sure about the eyeballs; avatar started at the bottom (heh), and worked his way up but I don’t think he got that far up.

            Pamela, yes’m that sounds good…always been a sucker (heh again) for a great mouth, like Cry for Dawn’s. 😉

          • Grunt GI

            Heh, yea, I guess if you weren’t careful, certain things that poke out mighta put an eye out.
            Safety first, eh?

    • Tom

      My guess is that you mean Martial not Marshall.
      The meanings are not at all close.

      • B Woodman

        Just a clever play on words.

      • JTC

        BZZZT! Wrong answer Tom, but thanks for playing.

        Serious subject but as Chris has admonished, it’s a ‘toon and we’re here to have fun, gotta read it through to get it sometimes.

        And BTW, in this context Martial and Marshall are not just close but inextricably intertwined. 🙂

  • Spin Drift

    What would happen if they draft the Mooch at the last minute? Do all the Barry supporters line up to bend over?

    • Th3o

      That was the plan from the beginning, let the Wookie win.

      • I really think the hope is that Ma Barker will last long enough to be elected. Then they’ll let her sit in the oval office, drooling, while someone else makes all of the Presidential decisions.

        It appears that Hillary Clinton is wearing an earpiece.
        I wonder if someone could smuggle in a device that would induce something like a feedback squeal in the middle of the debate? That would be fun.
        Or pulsed sound to cause an epileptic fit? Watching her drop like a marionette with cut strings would be fun, too.
        Or just jam the signal and watch her floundering about, trying to debate with her own thoughts and words. That would be fun, as well.
        Mr. Trump, do you read DBD?

        • TheOriginalMexicanBob

          I think the earpiece is a direct line from the Demokrat Party’s Dark Overlord George Soros for what to say and do. I think Obama has been taking his orders from Soros for years. The only question is whether Soros is a Dark Lord of the Sith or the Emperor himself.

    • Bill


  • B Woodman

    Sounds to me like the warmup for the “false flag October surprise”, and Sheriff Marshall Law (thanks, JTC – and that’s “peace”, not “piece”. Blame the Grammar Nazi in me), where Chief O’Pole-ese O’Bozo gets to suspend the elections, and declare hisself a Third Turd. . . .er, I mean Term.

    Banana Republic, Here We Come!! YEEE-HAAAW!

    • Pamela

      Where’s a slippery when wet moment when you need one including a misplaced bar of soap or some spilled tea on the floor?

    • JTC

      Well BW, you got part of the wordplay, “Marshall Law” but you missed the tie-in; he wants to keep the “piece” as in “his” piece of the WH, power, etc. See how Marshall Law goes with keeping the piece? Heh.

      Sometimes my jokes are a little obscure, but misspellings are generally intentional and all part of the pun, I mean fun. If something seems off, give it a little thought and it’ll usually come to you.

      Same with Chris “view” joke in yesterday’s ‘toon, I unfortunately know who/what Behar is and anybody that didn’t should have gotten the bit from the quotes he put around “the view”. But my avatar was focused elsewhere as any RBAM would be in that moment…hence my disclaimer of the scripted punchline. (Did you catch the “cow and her cowhorts” for cohorts thing?)

      Words and their creative use, wordplay, innuendo etc. are my playthings and this place is the perfect playground. 😉 Thanks to our host for his putting up with it all, due I think to his being a master of it both verbally and graphically.

      • Calvin

        Do you remember the Obama solution for Kenya in 2008? Senator Obama went home…I mean he went to Kenya where a cousin Rail (sp) Odinga was running for president. He was a socialist but he lost. Obama suggested on national radio that the election was rigged against his cousin. Rioting broke out around the country. In one place a church was burned with the Christian parishioners inside. After a couple of weeks, Senator Obama (safely back home in Chicago) offered the following solution; the winner and the loser (oops, the other winner his cousin) would “share” power.
        You know how that ended. Odinga took care of his co-president along the way and became the sole leader of Kenya in a Sharia/Socialist government.

      • B Woodman

        Gotcha. Missed that “piece” pun. Good one. Last reading late at night before bed, sometimes I miss the more subtle nuances.
        I now retract my Grammar Nazi correction. And look forward to reading more from a wordsmith.

        • JTC

          *Fellow* wordsmith BW, I’ve seen some good ones from you. 🙂

    • JTC

      BTW, “Sheriff Marshall” is an unnecessary and inapplicable redundancy.

      While a Sheriff is a local LEO official, a US Marshall is a fedgov employee, hence the correct and only term needed in the context of the Zero.

      • B Woodman

        Yes, it’s a redundancy, and a conflict, maybe even a contradiction, but it rolls off the tongue so well, “Sheriff Marshall Law”.

        And let’s not pursue that visual image, “rolls off the tongue”, for either leading DildoCrat. (shudder).

      • PaulS

        Where’s Redline when we need her?
        Now that’s an ass of peace! 🙂

        • JTC

          Very nice, PaulS!

      • JTC

        Redundancy of my own; I said LEO official when the acronym covers that, usually as “law enforcement officer” but applicable as “official” too I think. Who among us is without flaw? Not me that’s for sure. There’s only One, and I don’t mean *that* one, which is actually a zero.

  • The LAST thing this country needs is for the Лесбо to follow up what the Педик has done over the last eight years!

  • TJ

    Chris, Chris, Chris…

    I’ve seen this coming for at least four months. Thanks for going public.

  • CB

    I do gotta say that I got a laugh at Obama in his “Girly” pose.

  • Heltau

    This is the most I have ever had in wishing that SMOD would just come and clear most of everything out so whom ever is left can try again for freedom and fun.

  • That MGMMPOS tries this, and the SS don’t do their duty, the LSM is gonna have a helluva time trying to cover the 2A revolt.

  • Bill G

    Looking on now, I’m starting to fear that if Cankles does collapse and needs to be replaced, it will be a positive thing for the left. It will give a sympathy vote for Cankles to add to the actual support for whoever does take the ticket.
    On the other hand, I’ll take a certain brutal pleasure in seeing that she has destroyed herself in trying to take the Gold Ring on her journey to try and destroy our Nation.

    • CB

      In Missouri Democrat Mel Carnahan was killed in a plane crash. He was running against John Ashcroft.

      Even though he was dead the people of Missouri elected him anyway. The Democrats appointed his wife Jean Carnahan to his office. The dem’s were all aglow about how wonderful this was. The truth was that the far Left did not like him because he was not liberal enough to suit them. His wife was far more liberal.

      It was an election where people let their emotions rule.

    • Kafiroon

      Could be the back-up plan. Hillery collapses, (Note the post and woman holding her up.)
      Various “elite” and Soros vote counting machines elect her: Bill takes over.
      Noted Basket of Deplorable

  • Smilin Dave

    Facebook’s “Security Systems” won’t let me share this.

  • Spin Drift

    Billy of the Dead Swimmers will not let the Beast be replaced. He will make sure that even a cankerous cadaver can take the oath of office. We have got to stop them at the second box. The fix is in to steal it again this time around.

    Too much riding on the outcome with a potential 4 Supremes to nominate. I wonder what the going price for a S. Court nominee is? And don’t forget the control of the Fed Police Department. I imagine that all of us will be under the “microscope of introspection” ready to be given the comfy chair.

    One other thing, did anybody get the irony of having a black female AG named lynch and that she was played by her white master?

    War Damn Screaming Eagle
    Molon Labe

  • JBubba57

    I like the subtle Star Wars reference!

  • Ace

    Government assets dispatched to rescue Hillary’s lost shoe but not for the Benghazi victims?!…

  • Russ Smith

    Maybe Ms. Clinton shouldn’t have bought her batteries from Samsung SDI…

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