Where’s There Smoke…
The Bitch from Hope.


  • September 10, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    I believe Skye has as nice a tush as everything else.

  • September 10, 2016 at 9:09 pm
    Tim Moyer

    Gotta say Skye has a great looking…..outfit! 🙂 And the Terminator Wi-Fi hotspot, now THAT I can believe as well. Brilliant ! Enjoying the DDQ, Chris!

    • September 10, 2016 at 10:02 pm

      She looks even better close-up! Okay maybe I will take up drinkin’…Dewars huh? I’ll give it a shot, so to speak.

      Your art is a lot better than my real face, CM…immortalized in the best political cartoon in the most contentious political campaign of our time. Thank you.

      Where’s Pamatar? Hey, get away from Zed!


    • September 11, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      Still overdressed but making progress! On a more serious note, Hillary was rushed off after a medical emergency this morning. My wife lives in fear the dems will claim a medical emergency and replace the old bat in the last few weeks.

  • September 10, 2016 at 9:54 pm
    Spin Drift

    What she actually coughed up was a “HumaHairball” bobblehead rendition of an automatic reset. If one was to rub a magnet on the side of her head it might just wipe the hard drive. And she drinks bleach for breakfast.

  • September 10, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    FYI then? You WIFE is STILL a Retard

    • September 11, 2016 at 9:10 am
      Chris Muir

      I cracked up when I read your pithy comment,Ken,heh!

  • September 10, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    I’ve never had a problem with Skye’s looks, it’s her personality I can’t stand.

  • September 10, 2016 at 11:01 pm
    Bill M

    Skye’s looks are just fine. If someone could just puch the “Big Red Reset Button” to clean out the garbage in her head and say Upload some Sam. everything would be just fine for me.

  • September 10, 2016 at 11:21 pm

    “Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.” Speaking of “Terminators”, don’t give her a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range…..

  • September 11, 2016 at 12:11 am
    B Woodman

    “Like The View?”
    “Can’t stand Joy Behar, myself.”

    Best straight line and punchline, ever.
    Thank you, from a man who was raised on puns.
    Benny Hill would be proud of you.

    • September 11, 2016 at 12:22 am


      Is the bar area still named ‘the Long Shot?’

    • September 11, 2016 at 12:41 am

      BW, yeah well, that response was totally scripted; witty, but not mine.

      When that question is asked by that body at arms-length, believe me when I say that cow and her cowhorts would not be my first thought. Ugh.

      • September 11, 2016 at 3:39 pm
        B Woodman

        Totally understand. It took me a minute to fully “get” the joke. Which made it doubly worthwhile. I know what “The View” is, I think I’ve seen maybe a total of 15 minutes in my lifetime. So I had to “remember”.

  • September 11, 2016 at 12:21 am

    Saw Tim Caine, smiling, at the end of the video. Bet he has a dead pool bet in.

    • September 11, 2016 at 5:38 am

      He ain’t Able either.

  • September 11, 2016 at 12:49 am

    Panel three: The Diazipam Man! A hero to the left! Panel last: sounds right.

  • September 11, 2016 at 3:33 am

    WiFi Hotspot in order to obtain a personality. Interesting.

    Do Damon or Javier have access to jammers or maybe something to push a “To Tell The Truth and Nothing but The Truth” programming override?

    That would make for some fun times.

    • September 11, 2016 at 7:14 am

      All you’d get out of her then would a RedJac-style “DIEKILLYOUALLMAKEYOUSUFFERDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!” freakout.

      I don’t think most people realize just how much the “enlightened elite'” hate the rest of humanity. Or how much Hillary, part of the elite’s elite, wishes she could Dalek everybody she, personally, does not absolutely require the services of.

      clear ether


      • September 11, 2016 at 3:28 pm

        the enlightened don’t like to share the light and would consign all to darkness.

  • September 11, 2016 at 3:36 am
    Bill G

    Or maybe she wants the WiFi hotspot to connect to the latest version of the Journolist.
    I started to suggest that she could have been trying to use one to connect to Soros for directions, but Old Scratch uses a different hot spot.

    • September 11, 2016 at 3:40 pm
      B Woodman


  • September 11, 2016 at 4:14 am

    The “Hillary is sick and dying” narrative brings to mind the lower-quality later seasons of a once-thriving TV series.

    The narrative machine is capable of better. Poor quality products lately.

    • September 11, 2016 at 7:28 am

      Will Rogers once said of his political humor “I don’t make jokes, I just read the newspapers and report the facts.”

      That’s the hallmark of “true” political humor. Finding something amusing in what is fundamentally a vicious, often inhuman, and generally very unfunny business.

      The Democrats should have known better than to run a retread crypto-fascist Socialist with serious health problems (both physical and mental) for POTUS.

      Then again, what else have they got?

      Their present crop of Fearless Leaders have, over the last forty years, eliminated all potential successors, whom they see as challengers for their absolute power, with all the ruthlessness of Don Salvatore Maranzano during the Castellamarese War. (Ask Joe the Boss Masseria about that- get a good trance medium for the job.)

      From all indications they seriously believe that Power=Immortality; that as long as they are in charge, somehow reality will give them a pass on the whole “Grim Reaper” thing.

      And the chance to seize the One Ring of Power goes to the one the others are most terrified of. Sauron would understand perfectly, as would Saruman.

      When people in the halls of power act like delusional fantasy characters or career criminals, sometimes humor is the only defense.

      clear ether


      • September 11, 2016 at 9:46 am

        They’re nothing but cannibals, not fine and definitely not young at all.

      • September 11, 2016 at 1:03 pm

        Eon, see my post below.

      • September 11, 2016 at 4:37 pm

        “The narrative machine” was a reference not directly to the narrative unfolding above, but the narrative du jour that the woman in question is in ill health, an accusation spurious at best in that there exists no credible evidence for it. There are abundant rabbit holes for Alice to dive into, however this one will lead nowhere.

    • September 11, 2016 at 8:35 am

      You express yourself excellently, so I always read and think about your statement. I go for simple. They were all terrified to Not let her run. They like their life.

      • September 11, 2016 at 11:14 am




      • September 11, 2016 at 1:04 pm

        ‘They’ may have an unfortunate surprise awaiting them.

  • September 11, 2016 at 9:10 am

    Sharyl Attkinson had a great no-spin post on the emails. From Sharyl Atkinson’s website

    The Takeaways

    The FBI could not review all of the Hillary Clinton emails under investigation because:

    The Clintons’ Apple personal server used for Hillary Clinton work email could not be located for the FBI to examine.

    An Apple MacBook laptop and thumb drive that contained Hillary Clinton email archives were lost, and the FBI couldn’t examine them.

    2 BlackBerry devices provided to FBI didn’t have their SIM or SD data cards.

    13 Hillary Clinton personal mobile devices were lost, discarded or destroyed.

    Therefore, the FBI couldn’t examine them.

    Various server backups were deleted over time, so the FBI couldn’t examine them.

    After State Dept. notified Hillary Clinton her records would be sought by House Benghazi Committee, copies of her email on the laptops of her attorneys Cheryl Mills and Heather Samuelson were wiped with BleachBit, and the FBI couldn’t review them.

    After her emails were subpoenaed, Hillary Clinton’s email archive was also permanently deleted from her then-server “PRN” with BleachBit, and the FBI couldn’t review it.

    Also after the subpoena, backups of the PRN server were manually deleted.

    Even though the FBI did not have a complete record of Hillary Clinton’s emails on three unclassified personal servers, it found:

    2,093 emails State Dept. currently classifies as Confidential or Secret. (State Dept. did not address what their classification was at the time they were sent.)

    193 emails (81 separate email conversations) that were classified at the time they were sent, ranging from “Confidential” to “Top Secret/Special Access Program.”

    68 of the 81 email chains remain classified today.

    8 were Top Secret.

    37 were Secret.

    36 were Confidential.

    7 were Special Access Program.

    3 were Sensitive Compartmentalized Information.

    36 were Not Releasing to Foreign Governments.

    2 were Releasable Only to Five Allied Partners.

    12 of the suspect email chains were not provided by Hillary’s attorneys. The FBI found them other ways.

    The email chains contained classified information from 5 other agencies: CIA, DOD, FBI, NGA and NSA.

    More at the site. See for yourselves.

    S/F, Steve

    • September 11, 2016 at 9:52 am

      Everyone else would be in prison were they to have done any of the above listed acts.

  • September 11, 2016 at 10:04 am

    Can’t help but project what the recordings releases and repercussions will be when a prez hillz is subjected to foreign media machines who will NOT duck, cover, and delete her manifestations of physical and mental impairedness, and the responses to the opportunities that will provide to their governments.

    Like one of those driverless cars that go awry when the software glitches putting everyone on the road in peril. Except the US and the whole world are on this road to oblivion.

  • September 11, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    The old bat nearly collapsed on the pavement this morning at 10AM in NYC for a 9/11 memorial event. Fox News has a video. She just about dropped in her tracks, threw a shoe and had to be handed into her chariot.

    ‘Overcome by heat’ was the excuse. The temp at 10AM (EDT) was a comfy 78F. ‘Medical episode’ was the excuse.

    Hell, in the video she looked like she could barely stand without assistance.

    Hmmm….. and she hasn’t even turned 69 just yet. Not till 10/26. Think she’ll last until the real election? Inquiring minds want to know.

    • September 11, 2016 at 1:26 pm

      “Overcome by heat”. She’s going to love it in Hell.

    • September 11, 2016 at 1:51 pm

      She wouldn’t pass the drug test for any Petro-Chemical company.

    • September 11, 2016 at 2:36 pm

      The more symptoms I see, the more it looks like ALS, rather than Parkinson’s.

      As bad as Parkinson’s is, ALS is a lot worse and leads to death much faster;

      Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), sometimes called Lou Gehrig’s disease or classical motor neuron disease, is a rapidly progressive, invariably fatal neurological disease that attacks the nerve cells (neurons) responsible for controlling voluntary muscles. In ALS, both the upper motor neurons and the lower motor neurons degenerate or die, ceasing to send messages to muscles. Unable to function, the muscles gradually weaken, waste away, and twitch. Eventually the ability of the brain to start and control voluntary movement is lost. Symptoms are usually first noticed in the arms and hands, legs, or swallowing muscles. Muscle weakness and atrophy occur on both sides of the body. Individuals with ALS lose their strength and the ability to move their arms and legs, and to hold the body upright. When muscles in the diaphragm and chest wall fail to function properly, individuals lose the ability to breathe without ventilatory support. The disease does not affect a person’s ability to see, smell, taste, hear, or recognize touch. Although the disease does not usually impair a person’s mind or personality, several recent studies suggest that some people with ALS may develop cognitive problems involving word fluency, decision-making, and memory. The cause of ALS is not known, and scientists do not yet know why ALS strikes some people and not others.

      Note that other sources list dementia as a symptom in the later stages.

      clear ether


    • September 11, 2016 at 3:44 pm
      B Woodman

      What?!?! October 26 is her bday?
      At least “her” bday is three days off mine. Which is good, but it’s still too close for my comfort.

  • September 11, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Terminator or messiah*, what’s the diff?


  • September 11, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    Nah. Hitlery has been manifesting the symptoms and signs of late-stage Parkinson’s disease. That “fall” in New York City today (11 September 2016) is pathognomic of a PD “freeze” episode, which was probably the reason why she’d suffered a cerebral concussion in 2012.

    She’s toast guys.

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