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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:08 am
    Too Tall

    Chris, thanks for finding the humor in the darkness.

    Except that Hillary probably consumes alcohol by the handle, not the fifth.

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    • August 14, 2019 at 6:07 am
      Randy

      Nah, those are just display bottles for the guests. If she’s a “pro” her stash is hidden in places such as under the sink, behind the toilet and other hiding places 😉

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      • August 15, 2019 at 10:41 pm
        pyrodice

        And up her nose.

  • August 14, 2019 at 12:20 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    “Hey hey
    Ho ho
    All the Clintons got to go”

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:45 am
    Pamela

    Why hasn’t her liver gone ten toes up yet, or packed up and hit the road ?

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    • August 14, 2019 at 12:52 am
      WayneM

      The good die young. That one might live forever.

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    • August 14, 2019 at 4:47 am
      James Mcenanly

      This is provided that she hasn’t finished her own and is now working with someone else’s.

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      • August 14, 2019 at 9:06 am
        Old Codger

        You mean like Mickey Mantle? Regular people on the waiting list for a liver have to piss in a cup regularly to prove they’re not still drinking. If they show up with alcohol breakdown products in their piss they are removed from the list (IMS) PERMANENTLY! I ought to know since my baby brother died from liver failure. He got booted from the list. Liver failure is about the worst way of dying (from “natural causes”) that any medico I’ve asked since my brother died in ’04. Hildemort is about the only person besides a jehadi that I’d wish it on.

    • August 14, 2019 at 9:53 am
      Too Tall

      Because her liver is already perfectly preserved in alcohol?

      With Hillary, they measure the blood content of the alcohol flowing in her veins.

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    • August 14, 2019 at 1:54 pm
      Punta Gorda

      Keep an eye on skin tone.

      Just a matter of time.

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    • August 14, 2019 at 3:18 pm
      Henry

      You can thank the cursed Portrait of Ted Kennedy she keeps in the attic.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:48 am
    kadaka

    Eh, Clintons are fading fast, running out of influence and time, they might not live through a trial anyway. But Lord help anyone with dirt on the Soetoros, ’cause Michelle, that bitch would cut you cleaner than a line of Barry’s nose candy. That one is crazy, that silent smiling ‘I will get you next month at 3:25AM’ patient crazy.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:48 am
    WayneM

    The reason leftists chant is they cannot extemporize…

    No thought required when someone shouts the words and you just repeat ’em…

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:11 am
    Alaska Paul

    The hidden meaning behind today’s leftist demonstration chants:

    HO HO
    HEY HEY
    I’M DUMB
    AND I GOT NUTTIN’ TO SAY

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    • August 14, 2019 at 6:54 am
      GWB

      But Grandma says it worked in her day!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:37 am
    Mike-SMO

    Wee Willy Barr seems to thing that new “rules” will be enough.

    Currently, all “Swampy” has to do is show a postmortem portrait of Whitey or hint at a photo album and they don’t have to actually do anything to get what they want.

    Unless the “rules” are backed by fear, terror, and blood smears on office walls, “Swampy” will rule forever. Billary will just be a cartoon caracter. “Duty” is now just another term for #2.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 4:06 am
    Halley

    Do those two actually live together? That’s really hard to imagine…

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:05 am
    eon

    I used to think that there weren’t enough fifths in Kentucky to anesthetize Hillary’s conscience.

    Of course, then I realized that she doesn’t actually have one.

    clear ether

    eon

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:09 am

    Pure evil.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 8:02 am
    Halley

    Speaking of inexplicably serving the interests of the Clinton Crime Syndicate (D), does anyone know what the hell has gone wrong with Drudge??

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    • August 14, 2019 at 8:10 am
      PaulS

      Threatened by the CCFF?

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    • August 14, 2019 at 9:30 pm
      Nancy

      Drudge is a Never Trumper.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 8:13 am
    Zap Rowsdower

    Clearly a work of fiction — I’m pretty sure those two are under the same roof together only when they’re paid to be.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:13 am
    Spin Drift

    “Mr. Kotter, who killed Epstein?”

    Spin
    Sweathogs gotta know.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:14 am
    Kafiroon

    She is probably permanently pickled.
    A “fifth” for her actually means of a barrel.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:41 am

    Ankther morning,A gallon box of cheap Chardonnay,peeling her face off the vomit covered kitchen floor, waking to the horror of having lost the White House…. Thank God!!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:41 am
    NotYetInACamp

    Guns don’t kill people. Clinton’s do.

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    • August 14, 2019 at 1:46 pm

      Good one. True one.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:46 am
    kadaka

    From the BB: Bill Clinton: Epstein’s Cause Of Death Depends On What Your Definition Of ‘Suicide’ Is

    Oh, and the guards were forced to work mandatory overtime including double shifts, some were even sleeping in their cars. Down to 70% staffing, management would give other employees like clerks and medics some basic guard training and have them stand in sometimes. Sheer apathy wins again.

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    • August 14, 2019 at 3:21 pm
      Henry

      Kinda like how the State Department “secures” classified intelligence, isn’t it!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:15 am

    WJC/HRC to the Arkansas syndicate operatives posing as tired/inept guards…

    “See that bus? Get under there”

    Same as it’s ever been.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 4:26 pm
    Punta Gorda
  • August 14, 2019 at 11:07 pm
    kadaka

    Project Veritas: Google “Machine Learning Fairness” Whistleblower Goes Public, says: “burden lifted off of my soul”

    Among those documents is a file called “news black list site for google now.” The document, according to Vorhies, is a “black list,” which restricts certain websites from appearing on news feeds for an Android Google product.

    Sorry, DBD isn’t on that list. Try harder.

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    • August 14, 2019 at 11:59 pm
      Chris Muir

      Heh.

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