Day By Day


  • Too Tall

    Chris, thanks for finding the humor in the darkness.

    Except that Hillary probably consumes alcohol by the handle, not the fifth.

    • Randy

      Nah, those are just display bottles for the guests. If she’s a “pro” her stash is hidden in places such as under the sink, behind the toilet and other hiding places 😉

      • pyrodice

        And up her nose.

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    “Hey hey
    Ho ho
    All the Clintons got to go”

  • Pamela

    Why hasn’t her liver gone ten toes up yet, or packed up and hit the road ?

    • WayneM

      The good die young. That one might live forever.

    • James Mcenanly

      This is provided that she hasn’t finished her own and is now working with someone else’s.

      • Old Codger

        You mean like Mickey Mantle? Regular people on the waiting list for a liver have to piss in a cup regularly to prove they’re not still drinking. If they show up with alcohol breakdown products in their piss they are removed from the list (IMS) PERMANENTLY! I ought to know since my baby brother died from liver failure. He got booted from the list. Liver failure is about the worst way of dying (from “natural causes”) that any medico I’ve asked since my brother died in ’04. Hildemort is about the only person besides a jehadi that I’d wish it on.

    • Too Tall

      Because her liver is already perfectly preserved in alcohol?

      With Hillary, they measure the blood content of the alcohol flowing in her veins.

    • Punta Gorda

      Keep an eye on skin tone.

      Just a matter of time.

    • Henry

      You can thank the cursed Portrait of Ted Kennedy she keeps in the attic.

  • kadaka

    Eh, Clintons are fading fast, running out of influence and time, they might not live through a trial anyway. But Lord help anyone with dirt on the Soetoros, ’cause Michelle, that bitch would cut you cleaner than a line of Barry’s nose candy. That one is crazy, that silent smiling ‘I will get you next month at 3:25AM’ patient crazy.

  • WayneM

    The reason leftists chant is they cannot extemporize…

    No thought required when someone shouts the words and you just repeat ’em…

  • Alaska Paul

    The hidden meaning behind today’s leftist demonstration chants:

    HO HO
    I’M DUMB

    • GWB

      But Grandma says it worked in her day!

  • Mike-SMO

    Wee Willy Barr seems to thing that new “rules” will be enough.

    Currently, all “Swampy” has to do is show a postmortem portrait of Whitey or hint at a photo album and they don’t have to actually do anything to get what they want.

    Unless the “rules” are backed by fear, terror, and blood smears on office walls, “Swampy” will rule forever. Billary will just be a cartoon caracter. “Duty” is now just another term for #2.

  • Halley

    Do those two actually live together? That’s really hard to imagine…

  • eon

    I used to think that there weren’t enough fifths in Kentucky to anesthetize Hillary’s conscience.

    Of course, then I realized that she doesn’t actually have one.

    clear ether


  • Pure evil.

  • Halley

    Speaking of inexplicably serving the interests of the Clinton Crime Syndicate (D), does anyone know what the hell has gone wrong with Drudge??

    • PaulS

      Threatened by the CCFF?

    • Nancy

      Drudge is a Never Trumper.

  • Zap Rowsdower

    Clearly a work of fiction — I’m pretty sure those two are under the same roof together only when they’re paid to be.

  • Spin Drift

    “Mr. Kotter, who killed Epstein?”

    Sweathogs gotta know.

  • Kafiroon

    She is probably permanently pickled.
    A “fifth” for her actually means of a barrel.

  • Ankther morning,A gallon box of cheap Chardonnay,peeling her face off the vomit covered kitchen floor, waking to the horror of having lost the White House…. Thank God!!

  • NotYetInACamp

    Guns don’t kill people. Clinton’s do.

    • JTC

      Good one. True one.

    • Henry

      Kinda like how the State Department “secures” classified intelligence, isn’t it!

  • JTC

    WJC/HRC to the Arkansas syndicate operatives posing as tired/inept guards…

    “See that bus? Get under there”

    Same as it’s ever been.

    • Chris Muir



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