I live in Florida. Back in the 90’s there were a lot of portable hot dog stands operated by thong bikini wearing hot young women. For some reason, there was some pushback against them by not only some members of the public, but also some municipalities. I read 2 interesting articles about the trend. In one, the question was asked “Do they have to wear a thong bikini?”, the owner, who was a man who had 6 such carts, basically said “Yes.”. Seems he’d park nearby one of his carts at random times to observe. He was doing this one cool day, and the woman operating the stand was wearing shorts and a T-shirt over her bikini. After an hour with no customers, he drove over to her and asked her to peel down the the bikini, and she agreed. Before he could return to his overwatch position, she had 2 customers, and was continuously busy for the remainder of the time he was watching.
But the story that goes to your and Chris’s point is this one. For some reason the city of South Miami Beach was trying to keep such a hot dog stand from operating. During one of the hearings, the city’s lawyers made the unsubstantiated claim that the car crash rate went up when the cart was in operation. The cart owner’s lawyer looked in to it. He presented the data to the judge. In actuality, the car crash rate went DOWN when his cart was in operation. Judges tend to get upset when they find out that a lawyer has misrepresented the facts to them (whether deliberate or not), and this one was incensed. He immediately found in favor of the cart owner, and fined the city’s lawyer[s]. Lawyers are ALL supposed to be “officers of the court” and are expected to not do such things.
Remember it well. For some reason the chicks who ran ours was as bonyas your brother, imagine that in a t-back. Still did a brisk business; seems like some dudes lust is somewhat indiscriminate. That look is not for me (mine is much more attuned to that Kiko hiney there) so I didn’t go there. But as this central Fla burg is half old lady retirees and the other half old lady bible belters, the city shut it down anyway, never heard what their criteria was.
October 3, 2026 at 6:19 am
PaulS-AngryWhiteMaleConstitutionalExtremist
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Whole-heartedly agree with her observation…..
Ooh, not a carpenter’s hammer!
A demand which shall provide a steady supply of new work for Kiko’s Body Shop.
And they can hit the “Q” while they’re waiting on the repairs.
(Not to mention admiring the beautiful scenery!)
Zar Belk!
Actually, probably not.
I live in Florida. Back in the 90’s there were a lot of portable hot dog stands operated by thong bikini wearing hot young women. For some reason, there was some pushback against them by not only some members of the public, but also some municipalities. I read 2 interesting articles about the trend. In one, the question was asked “Do they have to wear a thong bikini?”, the owner, who was a man who had 6 such carts, basically said “Yes.”. Seems he’d park nearby one of his carts at random times to observe. He was doing this one cool day, and the woman operating the stand was wearing shorts and a T-shirt over her bikini. After an hour with no customers, he drove over to her and asked her to peel down the the bikini, and she agreed. Before he could return to his overwatch position, she had 2 customers, and was continuously busy for the remainder of the time he was watching.
But the story that goes to your and Chris’s point is this one. For some reason the city of South Miami Beach was trying to keep such a hot dog stand from operating. During one of the hearings, the city’s lawyers made the unsubstantiated claim that the car crash rate went up when the cart was in operation. The cart owner’s lawyer looked in to it. He presented the data to the judge. In actuality, the car crash rate went DOWN when his cart was in operation. Judges tend to get upset when they find out that a lawyer has misrepresented the facts to them (whether deliberate or not), and this one was incensed. He immediately found in favor of the cart owner, and fined the city’s lawyer[s]. Lawyers are ALL supposed to be “officers of the court” and are expected to not do such things.
Remember it well. For some reason the chicks who ran ours was as bonyas your brother, imagine that in a t-back. Still did a brisk business; seems like some dudes lust is somewhat indiscriminate. That look is not for me (mine is much more attuned to that Kiko hiney there) so I didn’t go there. But as this central Fla burg is half old lady retirees and the other half old lady bible belters, the city shut it down anyway, never heard what their criteria was.
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“DDQ! Carwash and Bodyshop”
🙂
Who hasn’t [nearly or actually] been there!
It’s all fun and games until the Mohammedans show up demanding that the girls “supply their needs”.
How high do you think Karl can stack them?
Pretty high if he uses a broad enough base.
Even higher if he uses a long enough pole…
They don’t do girls. They want goats.
(Sotto voce)
(Tell that to the young women in England)
Dastardly Dan
Not high enough
Why stack them? Dig a ditch, fill it with departed muzzies, then cover with Hog offal! Repeat as needed.
Zar Belk!
Just fill the ditch with live, hungry hogs! no need to dig any more ditches for quite a while!
Seems like an ideal point to introduce the ‘DD Glory Hole’ benefit to the customers…
Get some young calves on the other side.