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  • August 25, 2023 at 12:11 am
    Brodder

    Funny as hell, I was listening to Oliver Anthony and then Hank Williams Jr and that led me back to Johnny Cash…and a boy named Sue was third on list after Hurt.
    Coincidence? Or providence?

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    • August 25, 2023 at 6:19 am
      JohninMd.(HELP!)

      In between Hank & Johnny, check out Charlie Daniels’ “A Simple Man”. … “take them critters out in the swamp, put em on their knees and tie em to a stump, let the bugs an’ snakes an’ the alligators do the rest!”

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      • August 25, 2023 at 7:44 am
        Sean

        What have the bugs and snakes and gators done to you, that you want to poison them like that? Plant them several feet down, where the bacteria, molds, fungi, worms, and insects will take care of them, and they can have whatever comfort they can derive from being consumed by their own kind.

      • August 25, 2023 at 12:04 pm
        Oldarmourer

        Jerry Reed had the right idea before both of them 😉
        “Well, you can sure get lost in the Louisiana bayou…”

        I was listening to Hank Jr’s “a country boy can survive” a few years ago and found one by Kid Rock that the ivory tower liebrals might want to listen to…not that they’d take anything way from it but we can always say they were warned.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KnAzpi4avo

      • August 25, 2023 at 12:24 pm
        Oldarmourer

        and of course you can’t listen to just one…

        ‘Trigger Warning’….
        it’s rude. it’s crude, it’s vulgar, there’s some non-politically-correct and even blatantly offensive language…sort of like ‘rap’ but better and if you skip past the first minute or so there’s a blunt message the media and politicians would be advised to listen to…and heed

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agvibm7Wqy4

      • August 25, 2023 at 4:41 pm
        Browncoat57
  • August 25, 2023 at 12:15 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    Jack or Jacqueline; Jackie as we have said from the beginning works perfectly for both, no bs or barfights needed.

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    • August 25, 2023 at 1:45 pm
      PollyCy

      Nooooo!! Not Jackie! Is there anyone (of my generation at least) who doesn’t flash straight to Jacqueline Kennedy when they hear that name? Let’s just hope for a boy.

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      • August 25, 2023 at 4:41 pm
        cb ~

        Maybe ‘twins’… Jack 1 and Jack 2… maybe more : )

      • August 25, 2023 at 5:51 pm
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        That bizarre mannequin never even crossed my mind. My evil-ass dead mother in law and my not really evil but badly messed up dead ex-daughter in law did, but holding that against the honorable name of Jack/Jackie is about as stupid as demonizing every Karen alive to the point the won’t even say their name.

        Yeah, it ain’t the name but the person, and in this case the name will honor that child’s hero father and the child will too.

  • August 25, 2023 at 12:16 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Boy = Jack
    Girl = Jackie/Jacquelyn

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  • August 25, 2023 at 12:18 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    BTW, who’s minding Jack’s ranch?
    Were there any hired cowhands?
    Is there a “ramrod”?
    How are they being paid?

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    • August 25, 2023 at 11:40 am
      bob_in_Houston

      I think the Govt. is minding it aren’t they? thought they were taking it due to bankruptcy. Who knows for sure, maybe Don Portago can snag it up somehow but I’m betting the Feds ulterior motive is a nice overwatch of the DD Ranch.

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      • August 25, 2023 at 3:00 pm
        Some Internet Guy

        I suspect that in the archives of city hall in Gunpowder, there is a marriage certificate that makes said Mrs Jack (AKA Kiko) the rightful and sole heir of said ranch.

        At least there would be if I was writing the script, but I am not, so we shall see where the story takes us.

      • August 26, 2023 at 12:12 am
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        As discussed prior, their marriage or not is irrelevant to the passing of the ranch and little Jackie’s standing as heir.
        .

  • August 25, 2023 at 12:20 am
    William Henry

    I knew a young lady named Jackie once… She was into rough sex and liked being spanked.

    Sometimes I miss those days…. ( sigh ).

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    • August 25, 2023 at 12:35 am
      Tirno

      Your mileage may vary. The young lady Jackie I know if finishing up her Eagle Scout project.

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  • August 25, 2023 at 12:38 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    Sue you? Fuck no, Ima Jack you up!

    (Little Jackie already has a potty mouth, that’s okay considering what he/she went through to get here)…

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  • August 25, 2023 at 12:58 am
    Bren

    What’s going on with Zed’s hand?

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    • August 25, 2023 at 1:56 am
      Henry

      Holster’s pinching.

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  • August 25, 2023 at 2:52 am
    Halley

    Actually a pretty look for Kiko. Short hair on the right woman can be quite the turn on : )

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    • August 25, 2023 at 11:43 am
      bob_in_Houston

      Here here, been hinting at Chris for years now to put Sam back in her original hairdo to no avail, as well as putting the glasses back on Jan, the librarian look worked on her.

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    • August 25, 2023 at 1:20 pm
      larryarnold

      Amen!

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  • August 25, 2023 at 11:54 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    Can you imagine the current _Resident being awake and aware enough to do this? Of course he couldn’t bend down without falling over so…PDJT, such a good and respectful Patriot.

    When Donald Trump Knelt Down to Pick Up a Marine’s Hat Before Getting Inside His Helicopter
    MSN.COM
    When Donald Trump Knelt Down to Pick Up a Marine’s Hat Before Getting Inside His Helicopter
    The act of kindness by the former President of the U.S.A. was captured on camera and appreciated by everyone.

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  • August 25, 2023 at 4:34 pm
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    Sr was marginally better than Jr.

    I have seen vids of Sprout (and the Zero) walk right past their detail of SS and USMC and never even acknowledge them.

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    • August 25, 2023 at 10:40 pm
      Oldarmourer

      don’t forget ‘bama using a Marine as an umbrella holder…I guess if it were sunny out he’d have been holding a big fan instead ?

      Of course, we know why he needed someone else to hold it for him…
      As we said in the Airforce, you should try to be smarter than the equipment you’re trying to operate and that brolly had him beat.

      https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2246447/83307362.jpg

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  • August 25, 2023 at 4:51 pm
    cb ~
  • August 25, 2023 at 7:06 pm
    Brodder

    Thing is, it’s still early in pregnancy.
    She might have twins. There’s a track record of that in her lineage already.
    Jack n Jack?

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    • August 26, 2023 at 1:14 am
      Henry

      If she were Skye, she’d name the other one Coke.

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