Fortress of Solitude.


  • March 8, 2021 at 12:08 am

    EGADS! The Hungry Heifer has hairy armpits!

    • March 8, 2021 at 12:11 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

      Them’s ain’t hairy armpits. Them’s are spiny sea urchins living under there.

      • March 8, 2021 at 1:03 am
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

        (h/t to Frank DeLima, Hawaiian comedian, and his routine about the blalahs and tidas. If you’ve never heard of him, check him out on YT)

  • March 8, 2021 at 12:09 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

    Yeah. I’d say, “Oh. Mah. Gawd!” as well. and then rush for the eye bleach. STAT!

  • March 8, 2021 at 12:16 am

    Oh c’mon, Even a PG post from Red will ensure a landslide.

  • March 8, 2021 at 12:16 am
    The 300

    Commies have a long history of renaming people and things. Just ask Lev Bronstein or Iosef Dzhugashvili.

    • March 8, 2021 at 11:04 am

      It’s what Communists do best. It’s based in sympathetic magic. Faced with an impassable mountain, they continue to redraw the map in hopes it will disappear.

      They take a concept that has accumulated odium over the years, and rename it to obscure the odium, like wrapping an oozing fish in fresh newspaper. Whenever the odium bleeds through the newspaper, they add another layer of fresh newspaper. They never do anything about the fish.

      Examples abound:

      Blacks -> Negroes -> colored people -> blacks -> Afro-Americans -> blacks -> African Americans -> Blacks / People of color
      Mexicans -> Chicanos -> Latinos -> Hispanics -> People of color (but only sometimes)
      Chinamen -> Orientals -> Asians (even if you know what country)
      Sodomites -> homosexuals -> queers -> gays -> LGBTQRSTUVW…
      Cripples -> disabled -> handicapped -> challenged -> handicapable -> differently abled
      Moron -> feeble-minded -> retarded -> special needs
      Coveters -> leftists -> socialists -> progressives -> social justice
      Abortion -> Women’s health
      Riot -> mostly peaceful protest
      Blacklist -> McCarthyism
      Cancel culture -> accountability culture
      Citizen disarmament -> gun control -> gun safety

      • March 8, 2021 at 4:47 pm

        Okay, so the communists have learned marketing 101 – if it sucks, change its name. They’re not all special needs …

      • March 8, 2021 at 7:50 pm
        The 300

        You forgot the most important one:
        Jacobins, Marxists, Communards, Communists, Progressives, Liberals, Progressives, Liberals, Progressives, Social Democrats.

  • March 8, 2021 at 12:22 am

    Catch the background gaze of those babies (and babes!)…

    There is hope.

    And that is some incredible imagery.

  • March 8, 2021 at 12:31 am
    Too Tall

    Xir Diaz-Jones? At some point, some guy was desperate enough to marry it? The mind boggles….

    • March 8, 2021 at 12:45 am

      You assume it was an anatomy correct male.

      • March 8, 2021 at 4:51 pm

        I would have guessed that Diaz and Jones were xir’s parents. If xir is married, it’s probably a same sex marriage.

    • March 8, 2021 at 1:41 am

      It may have inherited the hyphenated name from its parental units.

    • March 8, 2021 at 8:57 am

      No, that was her equally hefty “partner”.

      Zar Belk!

  • March 8, 2021 at 12:56 am

    Getting hit by a bus is stunning too.

    • March 8, 2021 at 4:30 pm
      Bob in Houston

      I think if a bus hit Trigglypuff there, it would be the bus that was stunned.

  • March 8, 2021 at 1:00 am

    Jabba has a sister: Jabbaette the BUTT…

    • March 8, 2021 at 9:19 am
      Too Tall

      That is so stolen!

      • March 8, 2021 at 12:20 pm

        That may be so, but it still needs wider circulation.

  • March 8, 2021 at 1:41 am

    Yeah, they called that thing back around Nov. 3 an election…

    How obviously ridiculously criminally farcically false! And yet…

    They do that perception>reality shit because it works.

  • March 8, 2021 at 4:12 am
    Punta Gorda

    Interesting plot device.

    Washington Corrections Institute on Washington County Florida was renamed a few years against as Northwest Florida Reception Center and purposed (as best I can tell) to train new prisoners how to be prisoners.

    • March 8, 2021 at 4:22 am
      Punta Gorda

      *ago vs “against”

    • March 8, 2021 at 8:14 am

      Southeast Ohio Correctional Center, Fairfield Co. Built as the Boys’ Industrial School (BIS) in the late 1800s, Then was the Fairfield School for Boys. SR 793 from Lancaster to the school was named BIS Road. In 1975, stated capacity was 350 “students”.

      Transferred from the Ohio Youth Commission to the state’s Department of Corrections in 1979, as a minimum security facility for “recoverable” non-violent offenders. Capacity was limited to 500 (!).

      Since 1993, has been a “medium security” facility housing any and all “offenders” with no noticeable “rehabilitation”. Population now 1300+ (the ‘official” numbers keep changing), and the usual litany of violence, drug, (homo)sexual abuse, and etc. means that the local volunteer FD’s EMTs make an average of six runs a night. And they’re only called if an ER “visit” is required.

      This “Elvis” left the building two decades ago. (I used to live a mile from the place.)

      Even today, living in the closest town, I’m probably too close to it for any good reason.

      The moral is that government can “do” anything it wants. And it rarely thinks things through first.

      clear ether


      • March 8, 2021 at 11:01 am

        Interesting. As an active or former LEO did you work or otherwise interact there? What specifically worries you about proximity to the place…escapes, property value, that they will add a Triggly wing?

        Are you arguing for more capacity, relocation, or less incarceration?

  • March 8, 2021 at 8:30 am
    Her first public appearance, I believe

    • March 8, 2021 at 9:52 am

      Schitt, I thought Chris was being creative, I didn’t realize he had a model, just a twisted imagination. 😉

  • March 8, 2021 at 8:55 am

    Eye Bleach! EYE BLEACH!!!

    Zar Belk!

  • March 8, 2021 at 10:17 am
    Spin Drift

    I wonder if the left paid for “her” by the pound or by the poke?

    Targets to your left, targets to your right, the range is Hot.

    • March 8, 2021 at 12:47 pm

      Who would want to poke that even after years in isolation…

  • March 8, 2021 at 10:53 am

    Well … this now definitely puts to rest that old adage about not being able to hit the broad side of a barn.

  • March 8, 2021 at 11:49 am

    Stunning & brave? More like Stunned & Brainless…

    In a not completely related note, the Supreme Cowards declined the last of Trump’s appeals. Apparently the poignant dissent of Justice Clarence Thomas wasn’t persuasive enough to convince the rest to do their jobs.

  • March 8, 2021 at 5:00 pm

    So, it is acceptable to vote by cell phone in this district there in Texas?! Even in Texas, outside Austin, the Demonrats have taken hold of voting procedures?! My God, what is next?!

    Ya know, I do have a cell phone, but it is the old variety, not a smart phone with camera & laptop computer capabilities. Just calling & texting. That is enough for me. Though I often think of getting rid of it and going back to a simple landline. Some of the older women in my apartment building (80s & 90s they are) refuse to have a cell phone of any type, nor do they want a computer! I do like using the internet via my laptop, most of the time. Must have my daily fix of DBD, you know. Amiright?!

    Pennsylvania here is not getting any better. I have lived in San Antone & Port Charlotte down in SW Flori-duh. Methinkgs Idaho may be the better place to move to in the not-to-distant future. If I can swing it. When you are dependant on Soc Sec & the VA, one can not always do what one wants. I can dream though……

    Hang in there gentlemen & ladies!

  • March 8, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    So is she like pissed off that Jabba rejected her…

  • March 8, 2021 at 9:25 pm


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