71 Virgins.
Old Scratch.


  • May 12, 2015 at 10:54 pm

    Selective enforcement leads to selective obedience.

    • May 12, 2015 at 11:06 pm
      Blue Quasar

      Excessive lawmaking and regulation also leads to selective obedience.

  • May 12, 2015 at 11:10 pm

    I would rather watch Fawn Hall working a shredder than the Hildebeast.

  • May 12, 2015 at 11:26 pm

    Can I get some Argentine sovereignty for my business?

  • May 12, 2015 at 11:34 pm

    Lady Hillary subscribes to the Lady Helmsley school; taxes and jail are for little people. I would love to see the day that the former, like the latter, learns just how little she really is.

    Not holding my breath. Leona only had money; Hillz has Billz…you think she’s an arrogant bloated lying thieving pig now, just wait ’til she’s queen.

  • May 12, 2015 at 11:53 pm
    B Woodman

    Ayn Rand:
    “The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.”

    And when men (women too) break so many laws, the LEOs (as opposed to Peace Officers) can be selective as to what laws they enforce, and who they choose to enforce them on. So most people go about their daily lives, “gray men”, hoping to not be noticed and brought under the heel of the Jack Booted Thugs (JBTs).

    Rant off.

    • May 13, 2015 at 2:07 am

      But it was an excellent rant. I’ve read everything she’s written that you can buy today, and she was a prophetess.

  • May 13, 2015 at 12:33 am

    Sergio @ May 12, 2015, 7:06 pm:

    Henry, they would likely behead the virgins and enjoy sex with a cadaver. The Big Mo probably encourages that!

    Sergio, here’s how it plays out for those 71 idiots:

    My God, the Big Jew in the Sky, cuts their hands off. Hence, no beheadings; no jerking off. They whimper and beg for sex, but the virgins won’t put out without a rock-solid prenup, which the idiots can’t sign — they have no hands! The only thing left for the idiots is some form of sex with their fellow idiots. And you know how the Big Mo feels about that …

    • May 13, 2015 at 2:44 am

      I’ve read that on the Sandbox firebases where Pakis and other muzzie “allies” were also barracked, the Pakis spent a lot of time corn-holing each other. US military officers were told to ignore it.

      And even the imams are permitted to enjoy “beardless boys” (Bacha Bereesh).

  • May 13, 2015 at 12:58 am

    Alright Muir, get with the program – the fuel filler cap belongs on top of the l/r fender of the ’69 Charger. This is the last time I’ll bring up this. You have been warned !

    • May 13, 2015 at 1:06 am
      Chris Muir

      It’s the same image, flipped of course.I’m too lazy to change it.I grew up in a ’69 R/T so I have the license to do this.hah!

      • May 13, 2015 at 7:15 am

        Is the back seat roomy enough for that to be accomplished…

      • May 13, 2015 at 7:31 am

        I have been in the back seat of a 69 Super Bee,and yes,the back seat is big enough to do most anything 😉

  • May 13, 2015 at 1:13 am

    Double D ,if incorporated might skip US taxes. But, individuals must pay.

    • May 13, 2015 at 8:49 am
      rooftop voter

      True, but many companies can pay their employees so little that they qualify for state benefits……… More than one way to bankrupt a corrupt nation.

      • May 13, 2015 at 7:29 pm
        Ming the Merciless

        In this regard, the republicans and the Chamber of Commerce are even worse than the demon-rats…when they are not exporting outright whole industries…

  • May 13, 2015 at 2:06 am
    Ryk E Lee

    The NSA ostensibly has every email ever written, archived, so why is this notion never breached? and of course< Guccifer, the hacker who exposed Hillary and her private server. She is as Teflon as a criminal comes.

    • May 13, 2015 at 2:09 am

      Teflon may be non stick, but it is not scratch resistant.

    • May 13, 2015 at 5:35 am
      Bill G

      More like well seasoned cast-iron…the original non-stick cooking surface.
      She and Slick have learned a lot about evading charges by watching other people screw up. Eliminate any records and delay as long as possible so the issue is old news are two of their favorite tricks.

      • May 13, 2015 at 7:20 am

        Maybe be non-stick, but it really hurts when dropped or used as an attention getter.

  • May 13, 2015 at 5:37 am
    Bill G

    Her server being wiped, not just deleted should be evidence enough. It probably would be against a conservative.

  • May 13, 2015 at 5:39 am
    Ms Zesty Crab Legs

    Finally someone has the courage to stand up against HilLIEry.

  • May 13, 2015 at 10:13 am
    Spin Drift

    Hillary would be toast if the rino’s in congress would just grow some balls. But as Betty White said “Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

    Now we know that Weepy Boner got a vajayjay, if only he’d pound one out for the team.

    And speaking of Betty White, I propose another signature cocktail at the Double D: 2 pearl onions in 3 fingers of Anejo Tequilla.

    Hold Fast

    Spin Drift

  • May 13, 2015 at 7:25 pm
    Ming the Merciless

    Hillzilla would probably plead guilty of marijuana possession, instead of murder
    as in the Vince Foster case, like about 80% of jailed criminals do…

  • May 13, 2015 at 9:33 pm

    Replace every reference to pot with booze in that bubblehead’s little fable and the only thing that would change would be…well, everything because that would indict her and all her martini-swilling pals, so she wouldn’t write it.

    So copping to weed possession is used to knock down real criminal charges? Eliminate laws against it and a lot of real crime that comes with supplying it doesn’t happen. But thugs are gonna thug, so then prosecutors and judges can do their jobs and prosecute them for actual violence and lock their asses up for real instead of taking easy pleas and rotating them out to make room for dopers whose only victims are themselves.

    Drug and drug-related charges account for over half of the prison population that we provide room and board for; something that simpleton doesn’t grok . Eliminating that absurd waste, not to mention a few thousand stupid laws, is about as good as conservatism/libertarianism gets. Idiots like Coulter pretending to be law-and-order hardasses are restraining efforts that might really shrink gov and money guzzling waste.

    Of course it took the birth of organized crime to give up on prohibition a hundred years ago, no reason to think we would actually learn from past mistakes; that is the definition of insanity and let’s face it, we live in an insane world.

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