Smiling While White.
Tlue Ries.


  • January 29, 2019 at 12:16 am

    Party time?

    • January 29, 2019 at 12:44 am

      With festive kevlar hats and lots of loud flashing party poppers. There might be laser tag.

  • January 29, 2019 at 12:24 am

    ICYMI: Federal Court Refused To Unseal Documents Justifying FBI Raid On Reported Clinton Foundation Whistleblower

    The U.S. District Court of Maryland’s Chief Magistrate Judge Beth P. Gesner, a Clinton appointee, also sealed her justification for keeping the documents secret in a single-page Dec. 20 order.

    Expecting an enormous dump of fluffy global warming, school districts have already closed, then the cold will make it shovel-resistant. I pre-salted the walks.

    And it finally occurred to me, this is great weather to pry what I can out of freezer, box the stuff up and leave on porch, and finally defrost that beast. Fun!

    • January 29, 2019 at 10:56 am

      Damn! You are creative, sir!

    • January 29, 2019 at 11:56 am
      Chris Muir

      I had to turn the AC off here.

      • January 29, 2019 at 12:41 pm

        Yup, better bundle up…overnight lows plunging into the 50’s for the next few days. Back to near 80 next week though.

      • January 29, 2019 at 6:09 pm
        JJ cooper

        You can be hateful. But I forgive you.

      • January 29, 2019 at 8:48 pm
        Chris Muir


      • January 29, 2019 at 9:58 pm

        yeah, just rub it in!!! 🙂

      • January 29, 2019 at 10:49 pm


  • January 29, 2019 at 12:27 am

    “Shotgun media”

    That a verb or an adjective?

    If the former, I’m for it.

    • January 29, 2019 at 12:51 am
      Punta Gorda

      It’s the stoned media blowing shotguns at their party, too damned fucked up to realize they are being pimped out to the highest dollar.

      Oops. My bad. They are willing whores.

      • January 29, 2019 at 1:15 am

        I like the shotgun thing better as an order than as descriptor.

        As to that last part, they are willing, but selective whores.

        Things like this don’t fit the narrative:

        To OC, take note, is this some of that total failure and capitulation we were speaking of?

        He’s an odd orange-feathered bird, but DT has not wavered from his promise or his accomplishments of “America First”, ironically even when it comes to the decidedly and historically anti-American NATO.

      • January 29, 2019 at 8:04 am

        Shotgun?! Go all Biden on them!

      • January 29, 2019 at 10:58 am

        Wish we could redirect that 100b to our defense. We’re way behind because of O’dumdum

      • January 29, 2019 at 11:04 am
        Spin Drift

        Shotgun and journalist, only if they plan on suck starting it.


  • January 29, 2019 at 12:59 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Does Zed have bright spotlights at the gates and around the property of the DD? SURPRISE!!! Spotlight at the gate, and ask if they have a warrant. If they enter anyway, follow them up the drive with the spotlight(s).
    Oh, and lets not forget to “let loose the dogs of war” to escort them.
    Now what to do with Tabasco to allow maximum havoc and yet minimum damage to the pet bull?

    • January 29, 2019 at 3:16 am
      Punta Gorda

      Pepper sauce to the gonads will piss him off quite a bit…

      For hominids they just prance around howling quite a bit.

    • January 29, 2019 at 3:19 am
      Punta Gorda

      Though “bovine in heat” urine sprayed on the advancing squad might be quite entertaining.

      Good field application for a drone.

  • January 29, 2019 at 1:07 am
    Punta Gorda

    On a lighter note. Remember she’s prancing around on the wrong end of the actuarial table.

    • January 29, 2019 at 1:10 am
      Punta Gorda

      One good stroke or fall and we won’t have to worry about the bitch.

      Yeah, I’m inviting a karma thump on myself, but I’ve already had a stroke and a cardiac event… plus I’ve survived cancer. My fun time is pretty much already done.

      • January 29, 2019 at 1:22 am

        Hillary’s odds of winning the Presidency in 2020 are still better than AOC’s, and AOC has that “youth vote” thing going on.

      • January 29, 2019 at 3:13 am
        Punta Gorda

        Excuse me, dud you say “yute?”

      • January 29, 2019 at 8:08 am

        Ms. Crazy Eyes is 29, so barring a major case of “Fuck the Constitution” she’s ineligible to run for POTUS anyway.

        Of course, if Hillary thinks that Little Miss Crazy Bitch is somehow getting between her and The Preciousss, she’s unlikely to reach 30.

        clear ether


      • January 29, 2019 at 1:15 pm

        “she’s ineligible to run for POTUS anyway”

        DING DING DING We have a winner!

      • January 29, 2019 at 12:13 pm

        Great. a choice between Bitchistan or Amerizuela (redundant):

      • January 29, 2019 at 2:33 pm

        There are worse options. I’m reading Kamala Harris in the same town hall meeting advocated abolishing all semi-autos, private medical insurance, and privately-owned vehicles.

        But to really gauge her, see the video here of her gleefully talking of “using the stick” as prosecutor to force the little people into compliance under threat of imprisonment. She’s laughing at their terror.

  • January 29, 2019 at 1:13 am

    Hmmm. Wonder how many will get drenched in honey, wrapped in cling film and stretched out near critter dens…. All recorded by some of Javier’s little friends.

    • January 29, 2019 at 1:19 pm

      “drenched in honey, wrapped in cling film and stretched out”

      Neither Javier nor his friends should be looking at those websites let alone making the videos.

      • January 29, 2019 at 3:26 pm

        “little friends” as in drones and the dawgs.

      • January 29, 2019 at 3:42 pm

        I know, also know someone who says their smartphone is practically unusable due to viruses picked up from porn and gambling sites. Not that I ever really trust whatever that guy says, but still…

      • January 30, 2019 at 9:30 am

        If it’s uploaded, it’s out there forever. And the Google knows where it is.

  • January 29, 2019 at 1:18 am

    BTW, any intel on our friend in the suspenders?

    • January 29, 2019 at 1:32 am

      Godfather of Zed and Sam’s kids, presumably the one who affectionately calls Zed “cockroach”.

      • January 29, 2019 at 1:45 am

        Yes, but I guess I expected a mil uni instead of a monkey suit.

      • January 29, 2019 at 2:05 am

        Likely currently part of “The Company”.

      • January 29, 2019 at 4:25 am

        Or DNI.

      • January 29, 2019 at 1:45 am

        General Officer/SES or political appointee someplace in the intersection of the intel/law enforcement/military Venn diagram?

    • January 30, 2019 at 5:24 am
      Too Tall

      Zed trained the “Godfather” when Zed was on “active duty with the Army.” Godfather apparently hung up his uniform and eventually became a member of Senior Intelligence Service (SIS) at the “Agency,” probably reporting to the Director of Operations.

      Godfather is probably looking forward to his favorite cockroach kicking @ss and taking names.

  • January 29, 2019 at 1:46 am

    Does Zed have any “expend in combat” Stingers laying around the place?

    • January 29, 2019 at 1:52 am

      Or some AT-4s that fell out of the amnesty barrel?

      • January 29, 2019 at 2:03 am

        I’m not sure what was included with the MRAP he acquired at the Argentinian consulate.

      • January 29, 2019 at 8:12 am

        Just removing the cattle gates from the entryways would be a much less “CNN-worthy” stopper.

        More embarrassing for the intruders, as well. Getting whacked with ATRs tends to confirm that they were justified in pulling an ATF Special. Getting stuck in a ditch in the dark just makes them look stupider than usual.



  • January 29, 2019 at 3:22 am
    Punta Gorda

    What’s worse than an angry bull? An angry bull in love.

    • January 29, 2019 at 11:08 am
      Spin Drift

      I wonder if Javier can do a drone pass by and douse them with bovine pheromones. Asking for a friend.

      Don’t bend over boys, I smell a thumping coming.

  • January 29, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Arrival of the Feds would be a good time for creative use of an EMP.

    • January 29, 2019 at 3:54 pm

      Not a half bad idea.
      I understand they now use EMP devices to remotely explode IEDs.
      If the raiders lose contact with Higher because their commo is fried do you think they have the balls to proceed without permission?

  • January 29, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    We shall see what occurs. This may be another variant of “trust the plan”.

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