Day By Day


  • Too Tall

    There’s that Kipling Female of the Species thing, again.

    Even when it is software and hardware, instead of wetware.

    • Jefferson A Selvy

      + 1 for Rudyard

  • John M.

    Naomi said “WHOA!” Hasn’t she seen Jo in her natural state before?

    • Henry

      I thought Jo’s natural state was a blob of mercury.

      • James1776

        A hot, nude, blob of mercury…

        • Henry

          More like a near-absolute-zero blob…!

    • GWB

      It’s Jo saying “Whoa”.

  • Pamela

    Rule # 1 Never Piss Off the Mama.
    You will be eating your spleen as an appetizer.
    Lord knows what else is on the menu and the serving order,

    • WayneM

      Sadly, that’s not always the case. By the time they were teens, my kids gave me mother’s day and father’s day cards. And that was before I divorced their mother.

      • Too Tall

        Wayne, my best friend raised two boys as Mom and Dad. They spend every Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with him. The boys will have nothing to do with their mother who left them at an early age. There are some choice locations in heaven reserved for you and my friend. Well done on an extremely difficult task under demanding conditions.

        • WayneM

          Thanks, Too Tall… I’m not one for regrets as I did the best I could with what I knew at the time.

          The divorce was high conflict. I’m not understating the facts when I say she tried to destroy me personally & professionally. For a few years afterward, I tried to persuade the kids to maintain a relationship with their mother until I realized they are adults and make their own choices. I apologized to them for pushing and they both said they knew I did so for the right reasons.

          On the upside, the personal growth from these experiences made me a far better person than I’d ever imagined possible… and I’m not done yet. As of last fall, I’ve remarried to a beautiful Texan woman who loves me like no-one before… and vice versa…

          We figure our relationship is proof of the existence of Gawd because the number of choices, coincidences and circumstances it took to put us together defies the roll of a dice. And I’m not all that religious so there’s that.

          Next step is retiring from my high stress job and soaking up some well-earned pension as a snowbird… winters in Texas, summers in Canada.

  • @John M…the yellow bubbles are Jo,.white are Naomi.

    • John M.

      Yah – I figured that out after I made my entry… but it makes sense the way I called it, also!

  • cz93x62

    I think CPS would comply.

    • Bill G

      I’m imagining a response of “I’m from the Government and I’m here to …. HELP!!!!”

      • ses1066

        Government is like fire, an essential service that needs to be kept small and well controlled. Out of control equals wildfire.

        LEFTism is arson!

        • Pamela

          Scorched Earth with nothing remaining and expectations of full production at any cost.

        • John

          Just keep in mind that Post-Modernism is at its core simple nihilism.
          They just want to see the world burn.

          • NotYetInACamp

            Such destruction may be the Paradise that they desire, rather than the destruction being that which they desire to build their Paradise from. They will get it right someday, they say. They always have those pesky kids, like Americans, conservatives, good people, and others, that end up stopping them after they have already stopped themselves.

    • eclark1849

      Okay, I admit I’m lost here. But CPS????

      • eclark1849

        Okay, it took me a minute, but now I know. Child Protective Services.

  • Troy Book

    Go get em’ Tiger

  • GWB

    So, this is what Jo sees as a “bear”? 🙂

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Awesome! ROFLOL funny. Thx, Chris.

  • DogByte6RER

    Domo arigato Momma-Roboto … domo … domo.

    (With apologies to Styx.)

    • pyrodice

      Nothing against Styx, but… wasn’t that Queen?

      • Punta Gorda


  • JTC

    Messing with the babies brings out the best/worst in JoTron, but I can see allocations across the board…tax collector, illegals, FIBbies, Jehovahs…them that don’t die of fright on the spot will never return.

    • JTC

      Applications, though spellcheckers choice of allocations works too…

    • Jefferson A Selvy

      Wuflu has ceased JWs at the door but now they’re annoying me by mail

      • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        Either put it out with the recycle, or use it as firestarter.


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