Oh, yes. A sheer crepe should make all the difference.
Guys, if you can’t tell what’s under a sheer crepe blouse, you probably don’t know what you’re looking for.
UM, this being a South Texas bar, it’s probably got pretty good air conditioning, yes?
B Woodman
May 31 2015 at 12:46 am
Ummm . . sometimes there is a fine line between asserting your manhood, and asserting your alive-hood. Don’t cross that line, and don’t be “that guy”.
(I have a mental image of Kevin Costner as the corpse at the beginning of The Big Chill)
John M
May 30 2015 at 10:35 pm
Sheer looks good to me! WOOF! WOOF!
JTC
May 30 2015 at 11:18 pm
Sheer genius!
PaulS
May 31 2015 at 6:26 am
Sheer Oyster. Appears it may also be Sheared Beaver.
Pamela
May 30 2015 at 11:50 pm
Strictly from an engineering standpoint, what is for conversion formula for lack of oyster sheer into blued skin tied in a knot?
B Woodman
May 31 2015 at 12:39 am
I don’t know, and as a male, I’m not too sure I want to find out. At least not from first hand experience.
chuck...
May 31 2015 at 12:09 am
But their tips are great!
B Woodman
May 31 2015 at 12:36 am
Which tips? The ones she’ll be receiving at the tables, or the ones she’s wearing that every red-blooded living breathing male adores.
B Woodman
May 31 2015 at 12:56 am
“If I lean over to serve the drinks, they’ll GET the business.”
And what red-blooded male would object to getting a smack upside the head from those FINE “assets”. Umm umm umm.
The only objection I would have is knowing that, unsupported, those fine assets would sag. And THAT would be a waste. “There is a lack of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to waste them.”
Tended bar years ago (hasn’t everybody?) and had a cocktail waitress who wore a very mini-mini-skirt one evening, until the owner’s wife came in and told her rather sternly, “THERE’S A PAIR OF PANTS THAT’S SUPPOSED TO GO WITH THAT OUTFIT…!!!”
Snafu F. Ubar
May 31 2015 at 4:11 am
Who saw this one coming?
Bill G
May 31 2015 at 5:13 am
Not I.
But I certainly like seeing them.
Er, it.
Bill G
May 31 2015 at 5:16 am
Shirt? Oh, that shirt.
Curses, foiled again!
eon
May 31 2015 at 6:37 am
Oops. Busted.
(Zed and Sam both.)
cheers
eon
B Woodman
May 31 2015 at 10:34 pm
“cheers!”
No. Sorry, that’s another bar, another time and place.
Master Diver
May 31 2015 at 6:50 am
OH! Is THAT what the shipping invoice meant where it said “On backorder, anticipate delivery within 90 days?
Now, to be fair, Zed would probably have remembered the blouses a day or hour or so before opening night… in which case Sky would have ‘forgotten’ hers anyway…
interventor
May 31 2015 at 11:16 pm
Still want Sam to shake, not stir, my martinis.
Calvin
Jun 01 2015 at 1:36 am
There’s sheer and there’s sheer. Had a female sailor at New London who always dressed to present her charms. A senior officer told her no more French cut, black lace panties under her white service dress uniform (they were there for the world to see). The next day she did not wear the panties or anything else under her uniform….she was not a natural blonde.
Blue Quasar
Clever man.
Rick
Very clever…
Lucky too.
nonncom
“A+++” for effort….
formwiz
Don’t do it! You must assert your manhood.
Not to mention not let down all those potential customers.
Besides, all those guys would love fresh milk in their Froot Loops.
Chris Muir
Sheer blouse. Sheer.
Grunt GI
I like Zed’s definition of sheer best. “Sheer = none”
Yup.
Richard McEnroe
Oh, yes. A sheer crepe should make all the difference.
Guys, if you can’t tell what’s under a sheer crepe blouse, you probably don’t know what you’re looking for.
UM, this being a South Texas bar, it’s probably got pretty good air conditioning, yes?
B Woodman
Ummm . . sometimes there is a fine line between asserting your manhood, and asserting your alive-hood. Don’t cross that line, and don’t be “that guy”.
(I have a mental image of Kevin Costner as the corpse at the beginning of The Big Chill)
John M
Sheer looks good to me! WOOF! WOOF!
JTC
Sheer genius!
PaulS
Sheer Oyster. Appears it may also be Sheared Beaver.
Pamela
Strictly from an engineering standpoint, what is for conversion formula for lack of oyster sheer into blued skin tied in a knot?
B Woodman
I don’t know, and as a male, I’m not too sure I want to find out. At least not from first hand experience.
chuck...
But their tips are great!
B Woodman
Which tips? The ones she’ll be receiving at the tables, or the ones she’s wearing that every red-blooded living breathing male adores.
B Woodman
“If I lean over to serve the drinks, they’ll GET the business.”
And what red-blooded male would object to getting a smack upside the head from those FINE “assets”. Umm umm umm.
The only objection I would have is knowing that, unsupported, those fine assets would sag. And THAT would be a waste. “There is a lack of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to waste them.”
Swansonic
Indeed. Wasting them would be inconceivable…..
Bob Wall
Tended bar years ago (hasn’t everybody?) and had a cocktail waitress who wore a very mini-mini-skirt one evening, until the owner’s wife came in and told her rather sternly, “THERE’S A PAIR OF PANTS THAT’S SUPPOSED TO GO WITH THAT OUTFIT…!!!”
Snafu F. Ubar
Who saw this one coming?
Bill G
Not I.
But I certainly like seeing them.
Er, it.
Bill G
Shirt? Oh, that shirt.
Curses, foiled again!
eon
Oops. Busted.
(Zed and Sam both.)
cheers
eon
B Woodman
“cheers!”
No. Sorry, that’s another bar, another time and place.
Master Diver
OH! Is THAT what the shipping invoice meant where it said “On backorder, anticipate delivery within 90 days?
Thunderstixx
This one is just great!
Nice try my friend!
NotYetInACamp
One must try.
Richard McEnroe
Now, to be fair, Zed would probably have remembered the blouses a day or hour or so before opening night… in which case Sky would have ‘forgotten’ hers anyway…
interventor
Still want Sam to shake, not stir, my martinis.
Calvin
There’s sheer and there’s sheer. Had a female sailor at New London who always dressed to present her charms. A senior officer told her no more French cut, black lace panties under her white service dress uniform (they were there for the world to see). The next day she did not wear the panties or anything else under her uniform….she was not a natural blonde.
Trubador
Now THAT’S a club I can get behind… and in front of… *sigh*