Day By Day

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  • formwiz

    They are about to become familiar with the old expression, “Doing a land office business.”

    Guys will be praying for a breakdown of the AC so the ladies will be obliged to work in just undies.

    • KenH

      Undies?
      I see no provision in the costume specs there….
      πŸ™‚

    • gafling

      google “the man show beavers restaurant”

      • Bad Cyborg

        re: Beavers Restaraunt

        Hmmm. “Interesting” idea but but somehow I doubt the Health Dept would let it fly. Of course if all servers wore merkins – cleaned before every shift, it just might. OMG how the blue noses would howl.

      • bill

        Can I get one of those “Animal Style”?

  • Grunt GI

    Wow. Just wow. Practical. Yea. That’s it. Those outfits will certainly keep business up. Among other things.

    • DavidT

      Well, it is a hunting club as well. There might just be a few more trophies on the wall.

  • Henry

    URL for the club membership form, please…

  • Blue Quasar

    On one hand this reminds me of Dave Chappelle’s comedy routine “Whore’s Uniform”. On the other hand I’m with Henry, where’s the membership form and do they have a library? A library, good food, some chess boards, a gun range with fun guns to try and a liberal smoking and drinking policy… not quite heaven but probably as much as I can get for now.

    • They have a live-fire range and dance classes down by the border more… live fire dance classes.

  • JTC

    What a great unveiling πŸ™‚

    Double Down is guaranteed to be Double Delicious!

  • Chris Muir

    The annual DBD fundraiser starts this Monday-yup;it’s been a year-and DD membership cards are on the menu, with Sam front and center…

    • JTC

      Gotta up the bar this year, so to speak; construction costs, security, big bucks for the girls, this is gonna be spendy…so what’s the budget?

  • Kevin M

    Me-fucking-OW!!!!!

  • Pamela

    I hope a lot of double-sided tape (plus adhesive remover) come with the uniforms.

    • JTC

      Look who’s talking, Ms. DD Avatar… πŸ˜‰

      • Pamela

        Certain parts of her coverings are tattoos.

    • Charles

      I’m sure Sam could engineer something rigid enough to do the job without adhesives while still being comfortable enough.

      For Skye, I recommend holding it in place with nipple clamps.

      • Pamela

        Skye is there to work, not get her jollies.
        Besides this is a respectable joint and not some no account dive bar with a notice of “Do not eat the green mint” in the gents.

        • Charles

          After the first fifteen minutes or so, she won’t be getting her jollies. At that point, the only thing worse than leaving the clamps on is taking them off.

    • RegT

      Wesson OIl is a good adhesive remover . . .

  • Pete231

    A man’s reach should always exceed his grasp, or what’s a Heaven for ?

    • A man’s reach should always exceed his grasp, if he thinks he can whup three bouncers.

      “I didn’t know how many of them it would TAKE to whip my ass…but I knew how many they were going to USE and that’s an important number to have: overkill!” β€” Ron White

  • Underwire, overwire, aroundwire…

  • B Woodman

    “No, here, function follows our form.”

    Is this Sam’s Corollary to the engineering principle of “form follows function”?

  • NotYetInACamp

    And the form and function are found to be pleasing. Such is important in living.

  • B Woodman

    Hubba hubba! If I can afford a membership to the DD!,does it come through the mail in a plain brown wrapper?

  • Swansonic

    *sigh* if only all the forms I deal with daily looked like those….

    Glad I am still fully functional – to paraphrase Lt. Commander Data….

  • Fox2!

    “And it was good.”

  • David M

    Not to be a complainer, but it looks like her hairstyle changes between frames. Also, being an engineer myself and also at least somewhat of an expert in the physics of the female form there is no way those uniforms will stay in place unless they are painted on… Not that I’m complaining, slippage in the transmission is what starts the truck rolling forward… Gonna be lots of slippage in those tops… Yum yum yum…

    • PaulS

      Excellent observation! Body Paint uniforms!

  • Bill G

    Very well filled out forms. Very well.

  • eon

    Hm. I’m looking at this and thinking “Theiss Titillation Theory”.

    “The degree to which a costume is considered sexy is directly proportional to how accident-prone it appears to be.”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Ware_Theiss

    cheers

    eon

    • Grunt GI

      Well, just goes to show there’s a theory for everything. Sam would approve. And might need some duct tape to keep an accident from happening. There’s a lot of goodness to contain.
      Wouldn’t want a warp core breech or anything.

  • CaptDMO

    But these uniforms aren’t practical?
    Ever seen a NYC fashion show (including the patrons), or an “awards ceremony” camera line?

  • Bad Cyborg

    Hope Zed has a friend somewhere that can get him job lots of titty tape at prices that’d make Sam’s Club envious. It’s gonna take a lot to keep the girls covered. Fortunately, there is no state law in Texas requiring anybody to wear a shirt. Under certain circumstances exposing one’s genitals or anus in a public place might constitute indecent exposure but the prosecution must prove beyond reasonable doubt that the accused intended the exposure to arouse a bystander sexually or that the accused exposed themselves for their own gratification. At that it is only a “B” level misdemeanor. Absent intent, if the accused was reckless about exposing their naughty bits it is merely a “C” misdemeanor and cannot involve jail time. On private property with no casual public visual access, nudity is not a problem. Cities can – and do – regulate “sexually oriented businesses” (titty bars, strip clubs, topless restaurants) and alcohol cannot be sold in a total nude strip joint (consumed, yes, but not SOLD so all totally nude strip joints are BYOB). No problem out is West Texas although, with the preponderance of Hispanics in the population city & county govt.s tend to be dominated by Demoncrats. Fortunately graft campaign donations is a longstanding tradition so there should be no problem.

    Chris, reckon Jan or Kimiko might put in an appearance as guest server once in a while? If the place gets really busy you could look into a local who resembled Yurizan Beltran.

  • LifeofTheMind

    Howard Hughes used his aeronautical engineering expertise to do pioneering work in cantilevered I-beam suspensions. Given that Hughes was a son of Texas a memorial plaque at the DD may be appropriate.

    • John Egbert

      Ava Gardner comes to mind. The Outlaw – was certainly cantilevered . . .

      • Pamela

        That foundation garment was allegedly passed around Hollywood.
        Main complaint was it was uncomfortable, looked great, but hurt worse than too tight shoes.

      • Bad Cyborg

        Wasn’t Jane Russel the star of “The Outlaw”?

        • LifeofTheMind

          It was Jane Russel, and she said that she did not wear on camera the bra Hughes designed. She did make a living advertising for Playtex later.

  • Dallas Halcomb

    A DD Membership, Hmmm? Well, there goes the expense check for the month…
    I’ll bet the scotch and cigars are top notch, and priced appropriately…

  • interventor

    I shall order my martinis shaken, not stirred.

  • capn

    Applied Physics … sigh
    The membership would be quite acceptable just for the “reaching” and “quick turn” movements and moments.

    Chris … If a membership form url is not available perhaps a snail mail application address?

    Soon?

    Is it here yet?

    Ahem … (soft innocent whistling …. )

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