Engineer Jokes.
Sheer Chance.


  • May 29, 2015 at 9:05 pm

    They are about to become familiar with the old expression, “Doing a land office business.”

    Guys will be praying for a breakdown of the AC so the ladies will be obliged to work in just undies.

    • May 29, 2015 at 10:03 pm

      I see no provision in the costume specs there….

    • May 30, 2015 at 6:36 am

      google “the man show beavers restaurant”

      • May 30, 2015 at 8:33 am
        Bad Cyborg

        re: Beavers Restaraunt

        Hmmm. “Interesting” idea but but somehow I doubt the Health Dept would let it fly. Of course if all servers wore merkins – cleaned before every shift, it just might. OMG how the blue noses would howl.

      • May 30, 2015 at 12:55 pm

        Can I get one of those “Animal Style”?

  • May 29, 2015 at 9:06 pm
    Grunt GI

    Wow. Just wow. Practical. Yea. That’s it. Those outfits will certainly keep business up. Among other things.

    • May 30, 2015 at 7:32 pm

      Well, it is a hunting club as well. There might just be a few more trophies on the wall.

  • May 29, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    URL for the club membership form, please…

  • May 29, 2015 at 9:21 pm
    Blue Quasar

    On one hand this reminds me of Dave Chappelle’s comedy routine “Whore’s Uniform”. On the other hand I’m with Henry, where’s the membership form and do they have a library? A library, good food, some chess boards, a gun range with fun guns to try and a liberal smoking and drinking policy… not quite heaven but probably as much as I can get for now.

    • May 30, 2015 at 12:39 am

      They have a live-fire range and dance classes down by the border more… live fire dance classes.

  • May 29, 2015 at 9:22 pm

    What a great unveiling πŸ™‚

    Double Down is guaranteed to be Double Delicious!

  • May 29, 2015 at 9:49 pm
    Chris Muir

    The annual DBD fundraiser starts this Monday-yup;it’s been a year-and DD membership cards are on the menu, with Sam front and center…

    • May 29, 2015 at 10:12 pm

      Gotta up the bar this year, so to speak; construction costs, security, big bucks for the girls, this is gonna be spendy…so what’s the budget?

  • May 29, 2015 at 10:01 pm
    Kevin M


  • May 29, 2015 at 10:31 pm

    I hope a lot of double-sided tape (plus adhesive remover) come with the uniforms.

    • May 29, 2015 at 10:40 pm

      Look who’s talking, Ms. DD Avatar… πŸ˜‰

      • May 30, 2015 at 12:54 am

        Certain parts of her coverings are tattoos.

    • May 29, 2015 at 11:33 pm

      I’m sure Sam could engineer something rigid enough to do the job without adhesives while still being comfortable enough.

      For Skye, I recommend holding it in place with nipple clamps.

      • May 30, 2015 at 12:58 am

        Skye is there to work, not get her jollies.
        Besides this is a respectable joint and not some no account dive bar with a notice of “Do not eat the green mint” in the gents.

      • May 30, 2015 at 1:08 am

        After the first fifteen minutes or so, she won’t be getting her jollies. At that point, the only thing worse than leaving the clamps on is taking them off.

    • May 30, 2015 at 4:42 am

      Wesson OIl is a good adhesive remover . . .

  • May 30, 2015 at 12:22 am

    A man’s reach should always exceed his grasp, or what’s a Heaven for ?

    • May 30, 2015 at 12:37 am

      A man’s reach should always exceed his grasp, if he thinks he can whup three bouncers.

      “I didn’t know how many of them it would TAKE to whip my ass…but I knew how many they were going to USE and that’s an important number to have: overkill!” β€” Ron White

  • May 30, 2015 at 12:35 am

    Underwire, overwire, aroundwire…

  • May 30, 2015 at 1:14 am
    B Woodman

    “No, here, function follows our form.”

    Is this Sam’s Corollary to the engineering principle of “form follows function”?

  • May 30, 2015 at 1:17 am

    And the form and function are found to be pleasing. Such is important in living.

  • May 30, 2015 at 1:17 am
    B Woodman

    Hubba hubba! If I can afford a membership to the DD!,does it come through the mail in a plain brown wrapper?

  • May 30, 2015 at 1:31 am

    *sigh* if only all the forms I deal with daily looked like those….

    Glad I am still fully functional – to paraphrase Lt. Commander Data….

  • May 30, 2015 at 3:29 am

    “And it was good.”

  • May 30, 2015 at 5:36 am
    David M

    Not to be a complainer, but it looks like her hairstyle changes between frames. Also, being an engineer myself and also at least somewhat of an expert in the physics of the female form there is no way those uniforms will stay in place unless they are painted on… Not that I’m complaining, slippage in the transmission is what starts the truck rolling forward… Gonna be lots of slippage in those tops… Yum yum yum…

    • May 30, 2015 at 9:35 am

      Excellent observation! Body Paint uniforms!

  • May 30, 2015 at 6:02 am
    Bill G

    Very well filled out forms. Very well.

  • May 30, 2015 at 7:12 am

    Hm. I’m looking at this and thinking “Theiss Titillation Theory”.

    “The degree to which a costume is considered sexy is directly proportional to how accident-prone it appears to be.”



    • May 30, 2015 at 7:17 am
      Grunt GI

      Well, just goes to show there’s a theory for everything. Sam would approve. And might need some duct tape to keep an accident from happening. There’s a lot of goodness to contain.
      Wouldn’t want a warp core breech or anything.

  • May 30, 2015 at 7:51 am

    But these uniforms aren’t practical?
    Ever seen a NYC fashion show (including the patrons), or an “awards ceremony” camera line?

  • May 30, 2015 at 9:12 am
    Bad Cyborg

    Hope Zed has a friend somewhere that can get him job lots of titty tape at prices that’d make Sam’s Club envious. It’s gonna take a lot to keep the girls covered. Fortunately, there is no state law in Texas requiring anybody to wear a shirt. Under certain circumstances exposing one’s genitals or anus in a public place might constitute indecent exposure but the prosecution must prove beyond reasonable doubt that the accused intended the exposure to arouse a bystander sexually or that the accused exposed themselves for their own gratification. At that it is only a “B” level misdemeanor. Absent intent, if the accused was reckless about exposing their naughty bits it is merely a “C” misdemeanor and cannot involve jail time. On private property with no casual public visual access, nudity is not a problem. Cities can – and do – regulate “sexually oriented businesses” (titty bars, strip clubs, topless restaurants) and alcohol cannot be sold in a total nude strip joint (consumed, yes, but not SOLD so all totally nude strip joints are BYOB). No problem out is West Texas although, with the preponderance of Hispanics in the population city & county govt.s tend to be dominated by Demoncrats. Fortunately graft campaign donations is a longstanding tradition so there should be no problem.

    Chris, reckon Jan or Kimiko might put in an appearance as guest server once in a while? If the place gets really busy you could look into a local who resembled Yurizan Beltran.

  • May 30, 2015 at 9:31 am

    Howard Hughes used his aeronautical engineering expertise to do pioneering work in cantilevered I-beam suspensions. Given that Hughes was a son of Texas a memorial plaque at the DD may be appropriate.

    • May 30, 2015 at 9:52 am
      John Egbert

      Ava Gardner comes to mind. The Outlaw – was certainly cantilevered . . .

      • May 30, 2015 at 1:30 pm

        That foundation garment was allegedly passed around Hollywood.
        Main complaint was it was uncomfortable, looked great, but hurt worse than too tight shoes.

      • May 30, 2015 at 4:05 pm
        Bad Cyborg

        Wasn’t Jane Russel the star of “The Outlaw”?

      • May 30, 2015 at 8:47 pm

        It was Jane Russel, and she said that she did not wear on camera the bra Hughes designed. She did make a living advertising for Playtex later.

  • May 30, 2015 at 10:31 am
    Dallas Halcomb

    A DD Membership, Hmmm? Well, there goes the expense check for the month…
    I’ll bet the scotch and cigars are top notch, and priced appropriately…

  • May 30, 2015 at 4:38 pm

    I shall order my martinis shaken, not stirred.

  • May 30, 2015 at 8:06 pm

    Applied Physics … sigh
    The membership would be quite acceptable just for the “reaching” and “quick turn” movements and moments.

    Chris … If a membership form url is not available perhaps a snail mail application address?


    Is it here yet?

    Ahem … (soft innocent whistling …. )

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