Be a shame if Agent Smith died of “suddenly” on the Director’s threshold.
December 17, 2023 at 12:51 am
Too Tall
Not Really Off Topic regarding could be anywhere and well connected:
Aren’t Don Portago and Kimiko WAAAAAY overdue to have “the talk” with Skye about giving Spot a real name that he can live up to?
December 17, 2023 at 1:01 am
Chris Muir
heh
December 17, 2023 at 2:44 am
Henry
Too late… Spot should be going to the prom about now, shouldn’t he?
December 17, 2023 at 1:26 am
JohninMd.(HELP!)
I vote Agent “Smith” the next occupant of a certain disposal site, right next to Baldy the Pedo. Did that involve a wood chipper? Never mind, rhetorical question….
December 17, 2023 at 1:28 am
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
Wood chipper or not, a ten foot backhoe hole don’t care.
December 17, 2023 at 9:58 am
MasterDiver
Who needs a wood chipper when you have acres of wild populated by feral hogs?
Zar Belk!
December 17, 2023 at 2:57 pm
PeregrineJohn
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Wild hogs do all at once.
December 17, 2023 at 4:34 pm
MasterDiver
Addendum: How fast a pack of feral hogs can erase a problem.
Sadly, we only have javelinas here.
They’re like the riceburners of feral hogs.
December 17, 2023 at 1:27 am
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
Is that Zed?
Or is that Jo mimicking Zed?
If it’s Jo, she could easily step through that door, “needle” Wray and Smith, regather her body parts, and walk away disguised as Smith, then disappear back to the DD Ranch.
Please???
December 17, 2023 at 5:45 am
Lon Mead
As we all know, “Zed” is just a code for “the last thing you see”.
His real name is… Lamont Cranston!
“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?”
December 17, 2023 at 7:09 am
Bill G
The hearts and minds of “our” bureaucrats, i.e., the swamp critters hold massive evil.
December 17, 2023 at 10:14 am
Steve+Peterson
Lon Mead
The Shadow knows!
December 17, 2023 at 11:56 am
DCE
Or maybe Zed is the “Glimmer Man”:
At first you see nothing.
Then you see a glimmer in the corner of your eye.
And then you’re dead.
December 17, 2023 at 6:34 am
Grumpy-DC
Remembering – long long ago,…
MAD magazine did a great ‘take’
on “the shadow” and Margo Pain… Only person who knew his identity …
“Now, Nobody Knows”…
December 17, 2023 at 7:17 am
Bill G
Servant of the People? Not hardly. As Heinlein had Lazarus Long comment, In a mature society, “civil servant” is semantically equal to “civil master.”
These folks have long since decided that they are running the show.
December 17, 2023 at 2:59 pm
PeregrineJohn
re: Bill’s quote
Dang. No wonder collectivists hate Heinlein.
December 17, 2023 at 9:32 am
JTC
CM…
“Civil war may happen but internecine war will not be permitted on this page”
Message received and agreed…sorry, but “first shot” and all that.
December 17, 2023 at 10:50 am
Kafiroon
Sounds right for all our self anointed elites world wide. They know so much better than anyone and continually misjudge, misunderstand, and make very bad decisions.
December 17, 2023 at 1:16 pm
David
The new feudalism.
December 17, 2023 at 12:11 pm
WayneM
Agent Smith has an uncommon amount of sense…
December 17, 2023 at 12:30 pm
Jim Smith
You’re rockin’, Chris. Great storyline. Be careful.
December 17, 2023 at 2:34 pm
warhorse
in other news, the 249th anniversary of the raid on Fort William and Mary!
27 Comments
Looks like Alfred, strikes like lightning.
Be a shame if Agent Smith died of “suddenly” on the Director’s threshold.
Not Really Off Topic regarding could be anywhere and well connected:
Aren’t Don Portago and Kimiko WAAAAAY overdue to have “the talk” with Skye about giving Spot a real name that he can live up to?
heh
Too late… Spot should be going to the prom about now, shouldn’t he?
I vote Agent “Smith” the next occupant of a certain disposal site, right next to Baldy the Pedo. Did that involve a wood chipper? Never mind, rhetorical question….
Wood chipper or not, a ten foot backhoe hole don’t care.
Who needs a wood chipper when you have acres of wild populated by feral hogs?
Zar Belk!
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Wild hogs do all at once.
Addendum: How fast a pack of feral hogs can erase a problem.
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPYhTv9CDRviXupASlah0XoF8dti6_nh5KrIeas0eT-s4BJ-aOLVEd5zXJMfYSIbgy1EWeVjomHKDL9zCVoN5XwN_cxvRNhPxD8Xpdd8EBSbm3zyspbzlvOrHaXw36nJ9uZrAs_yXTmblydHSM61d77ELOXT_U4SQxwKTqk_M3ZtJvEqGkIKpjUlCW3x0/s640/90milesbd15f93caac260ff8381791afe4a042d_6013791e_640.jpgar
Zar Belk!
Sadly, we only have javelinas here.
They’re like the riceburners of feral hogs.
Is that Zed?
Or is that Jo mimicking Zed?
If it’s Jo, she could easily step through that door, “needle” Wray and Smith, regather her body parts, and walk away disguised as Smith, then disappear back to the DD Ranch.
Please???
As we all know, “Zed” is just a code for “the last thing you see”.
His real name is… Lamont Cranston!
“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?”
The hearts and minds of “our” bureaucrats, i.e., the swamp critters hold massive evil.
Lon Mead
The Shadow knows!
Or maybe Zed is the “Glimmer Man”:
At first you see nothing.
Then you see a glimmer in the corner of your eye.
And then you’re dead.
Remembering – long long ago,…
MAD magazine did a great ‘take’
on “the shadow” and Margo Pain… Only person who knew his identity …
“Now, Nobody Knows”…
Servant of the People? Not hardly. As Heinlein had Lazarus Long comment, In a mature society, “civil servant” is semantically equal to “civil master.”
These folks have long since decided that they are running the show.
re: Bill’s quote
Dang. No wonder collectivists hate Heinlein.
CM…
“Civil war may happen but internecine war will not be permitted on this page”
Message received and agreed…sorry, but “first shot” and all that.
Sounds right for all our self anointed elites world wide. They know so much better than anyone and continually misjudge, misunderstand, and make very bad decisions.
The new feudalism.
Agent Smith has an uncommon amount of sense…
You’re rockin’, Chris. Great storyline. Be careful.
in other news, the 249th anniversary of the raid on Fort William and Mary!
http://www.nhssar.org/essays/FortConstitution.html
4 months later the redcoats went searching for their stolen property…at Lexington.
Captain Parker had a stolen cannon under his barn and wasn’t too keen on being searched…
“Baba yaga…” with a “touch of Grey”
With a PENCIL!!!!
Does the ranch house walk on chicken legs? (Or the reanimated limbs of Sam’s turkeys?)
If Only…