Day By Day

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  • Fox2!

    Is the tracker subcutaneous or a suppository?

    • I’m betting suppository. Serves him absolutely right.

      • JAK

        If not, why not

        • BeijaFlor

          Justice would be served if it’s geodetic-survey grade. Not some little “micro” thing that doesn’t have the power to be tracked.

    • Swansonic

      Yes

    • Too Tall

      Both, and Tabasco the bull inserts it with his horns.

  • formwiz

    As the FBI is going down the tubes, maybe they should just put Ron Jeremy in there with a camera.

  • TexasRazor

    DEFINITELY a “hole in one” !

  • Kafiroon

    Sam really really should have had Javier “clean” that phone before she ever brought it anywhere near their currant activities.
    By now every hacker and governmental agent worth a damn has her on video.

    • GRUNT GI

      HA! They should be so lucky! 🙂

      Nope, all those gubmint agents are too busy bleach-cleaning FBI texts, Hillary’s emails, and Anthony’s Wiener to think about the awesomeness of Sam action videos.

  • NotYetInACamp

    Ahole gets it in a hole.

  • Pete231

    Insert Tab “A” into Slot “B”….. with extreme prejudice.

  • JTC

    “Are you two coming?”

    “Yyyeeessssss!”

    And trackers work best inserted intracranially.

  • epilitimus

    insert, remove quickly, repeat

  • Crotalus

    I STILL say Wade and Zed shot the wrong snakes!

  • WayneM

    It’s hard to imagine that particular FBI serpent managed to find his way to Texas.

    The beacon needs to be inserted such that the FBI serpent can’t remove it. Ouch.

    • eon

      Attached to the brainstem, assuming that he actually has one.

      clear ether

      eon

      • Interventor

        Probably has a stem. Whether its connected to anything above is the rub.

  • John T. Block

    “He dribbles he shoots, THE KID SCORES!!!”

    Well played Mr. Allen, well played indeed….

  • JackDeth 72

    “Insert”?

    I’m guessing that’s even bloodier, messier and more painful than it sounds.

    Rave on, Robot Overlord!

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    As much fun as it is to imagine the tracker being inserted anally, it would be shat out within a day or two. No good.
    Sub-cu would be ok, depending on where in the body it was inserted/injected. Somewhere along the spine would be good, difficult to reach, destroy or remove without doing more damage.
    Intracranial…….painful going in, just as painful being removed…….good possibilities there. I think I like it.

    • DASTARDLY DAN

      Not if he puts it in sideways and deploys the barbs

      • MasterDiver

        Beat me to it!
        Great (fiendish) minds, etc…
        Zar Belk!

    • Pamela

      Well since the guy is a dickless wonder, how about in one or both testicles? Maybe both. Yes, that’s the ticket.

  • WayneM

    There was another Arnie movie… based on a short story… called “Total Recall” where a tracking device was removed from a different orifice as it’d been inserted in a sinus… I don’t think the bad agent wants to be awake for the insertion…

  • Doggo

    I think there is way too much outside interaction going on. My family has technology-free meals. Do Sam and Zed need to start holding technology-free recreational activities. (The above suggestion does not include those electronic voyeurs on the outside of the fourth wall)

  • Pamela

    “Are you two coming”?”
    For what, the fourth or fifth time?

    Chris sweetie, you are brilliant. Thank you!

  • majmike

    Coming? Certainly breathing hard.

  • Old Codger

    OT: Looks like the Fibbies’ IG may have found the missing texts. who has Looks like not everyone in the organization was so political. That or not everyone in the agency belonged to the secret society. Wouldn’t want to be the poor schmucks who get to comb through the 50K texts (how does somebody send 50K texts and still find time to do anything anyhow?) but I wouldn’t mind being the one who found the juicy stuff.

    • Pamela

      You think they sent pictures…

      • GRUNT GI

        ARGH, let’s hope not. Personally, that does not sound appealing to me.

        NOW, Sam pictures…that has a certain…interest..if you know what I mean.

        😉

        And yes, I’m sure you’d like some Zed pictures as well
        * (peers over old man bifocals)*

        • Pamela

          Most assuredly some Zed pictures would be enjoyed.
          I can’t help it, it’s the way I’m drawn. (ht to Jessica Rabbit)

          • JTC

            Hmm, yeah I’m thinking it’s more the way Zed was drawn yesterday. 😉 Boy did look good, and those nail tracks on his ass was a master stroke (as it were) by his creator.

  • Spin Drift

    The white haired gayboi on CNN last night spent his time trying to de-legitamentize the latest eFingBI transgressions under the banner of Conspiracy Think by the GOP. MSNBC had the same crap. I guess the Journolist still exists to coordinate media misdirection when the old fingers are caught in the cookie jar.

    Only way to combat this is with the truth. We’ll never stop the liars from lying but we can get their message ignored.

    As to insertion method, attach to prostate, proximal location, with rusty staples. Every time the ahole gets a stiffy, apply 50,000 volts DC.

    Spin
    Rope, Tree, Journalist, some assembly required

  • DonS

    Am I the only one who hears the Terminator bot speaking with C3PO’s voice there?
    Hilarious!

    • Big Jim

      Me too! LOLOL

    • BeijaFlor

      Now you tell us! That IS hilarious!!

  • 'TreHammer

    where’s spell check when you need it?

  • March Hare

    “They’re alvays coming und goin und going und comin und alvays too soon!” (in my best Madeline Kahn voice.)

  • Merle

    What I can’t understand is why she’d even answer the phone at a time like that???

    • Warhorse

      There’s probably a special ring for the security system, and everybody at the ranch knows better than to ignore it.

  • Bill

    Sounds painful. Unless you’re into that sort of thang. 50 shades of stainless?

    • Pamela

      You think maybe that’s what Hilz keeps in the basement…