The Acid Test.


  • January 27, 2018 at 12:03 am

    A “thing” eh? 🙂

  • January 27, 2018 at 12:04 am
    Doc Savage

    I think this is gonna hurt in the end…….

  • January 27, 2018 at 12:13 am

    I see what you did there.

  • January 27, 2018 at 12:51 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    So…….is that being inserted anally? Or intracranally? I prefer intracranally. Would be harder to insert……and remove…….and more painful both ways.

  • January 27, 2018 at 12:53 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    At least the robot asked “please”. Even if it was more of a demand than a request.

    • January 27, 2018 at 8:14 am
      James McEnanly

      I think that the accent is British, rather than Austrian. Think K2S0 rather than T800.

  • January 27, 2018 at 1:12 am
    John T. Block

    Wade shoulda perished this bald ijit the first time….

  • January 27, 2018 at 1:22 am
    Ryk E Lee

    There was this one sequence in the movie “Man On Fire”……..

    • January 27, 2018 at 6:55 am
      David M

      Exactly my thought. Loved that movie… And the sentence fit the perp…

  • January 27, 2018 at 1:59 am

    Ahole gets a thing in the butt. I said ‘Ahole gets it in a hole’ earlier.
    Aint nothing but a thing!

  • January 27, 2018 at 2:15 am

    Marvel at the persistence; chagrin for the stupidity…

    Robo-rooter doesn’t appear to have any lube. Sorry… not sorry…

    • January 27, 2018 at 3:00 am

      He should use tabasco sauce. “I burn you long time Joe.”

      • January 27, 2018 at 9:08 am

        Tabasco sauce as a personal lubricant? Yikes!

      • January 27, 2018 at 9:32 am

        He should use Tabasco to insert it.

      • January 27, 2018 at 10:33 am

        ‘nuther kind of Tabasco sauce!

  • January 27, 2018 at 2:28 am

    And, in the movie “Little Nicky”, Adolf H. , while dressed in a French maid’s outfit, got the “Hawaiian Punch” with an exceedingly large pineapple…….

  • January 27, 2018 at 2:55 am
    JackDeth 72

    Wow…/ It must be Karma.
    FBI Guy is the same one from an earlier encounter.

    Also reminded of another Allan Sherman ditty:

    “Every time you take vaccine,
    Take it orally/

    As you know, the other way
    is more painfully!”

    I’m here all next week, folks.
    Try the veal and don;t forget to tip your Wait Staff.

  • January 27, 2018 at 6:47 am
    Bill G

    FBI: We enforce the law, not obey it.

  • January 27, 2018 at 7:44 am

    “We’re the FBI and we do whatever we want.”

    Therein lies the problem.

    clear ether


  • January 27, 2018 at 8:35 am

    I’m partial to the prison scene in the movie Hancock. “I’f you don’t move, your head is going up his a**.” Cue the theme song for Sanford and Son.

    • January 27, 2018 at 9:10 am
      JackDeth 72

      Or “Drop Kick Me, Jesus Through The Goal Posts Of Life!”

  • January 27, 2018 at 9:34 am

    That appears … larger than necessary for a tracker.

    • January 27, 2018 at 1:15 pm

      It needs a very long range and big batteries.

  • January 27, 2018 at 10:10 am
    Alex J

    Plop, plop,
    fizz, fizz,
    oh what a relief it is!

    Remembered from my youth

  • January 27, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    Any body have the number to good proctologist or urologist?
    He’s going to need one or both.
    Dude, start counting down and take deep breaths. This might pinch a bit.

  • January 27, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    I think our bot buddy is getting ready to attach that big ol’ tracker to his um, insertion mechanism; from the looks of it, ol’ shiny is apparently a black dude at heart, albeit more polite; is he named Jeeves? Or maybe Jeevon?

    Old Seinfeld bit,

    Insert (heh) “track” in place of “whack” (heh heh).

  • January 27, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    Waste of time
    Dismembering the prick and scattering in six holes far more effective

  • January 27, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    why do I get the feeling this is going to turn into a running joke, along the lines of the guy who goes hunting and gets caught by the bear?

  • January 27, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    “I know a guy…”

    Zed or Q? Probably both.

    • January 28, 2018 at 5:48 pm

      I’m thinking AntMan. He shrinks, takes it in to the desired place and restores it to it’s natural size.

      Boom – “That’s a spicy meatball!”

      And he wouldn’t leave a mark……

  • January 28, 2018 at 1:28 am

    A number of quips about “Just the tip…” come to mind.

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