So…….is that being inserted anally? Or intracranally? I prefer intracranally. Would be harder to insert……and remove…….and more painful both ways.
January 27, 2018 at 12:53 am
Deplorable B Woodman
At least the robot asked “please”. Even if it was more of a demand than a request.
January 27, 2018 at 8:14 am
James McEnanly
I think that the accent is British, rather than Austrian. Think K2S0 rather than T800.
January 27, 2018 at 1:12 am
John T. Block
Wade shoulda perished this bald ijit the first time….
January 27, 2018 at 1:22 am
Ryk E Lee
There was this one sequence in the movie “Man On Fire”……..
January 27, 2018 at 6:55 am
David M
Exactly my thought. Loved that movie… And the sentence fit the perp…
January 27, 2018 at 1:59 am
NotYetInACamp
Ahole gets a thing in the butt. I said ‘Ahole gets it in a hole’ earlier.
Aint nothing but a thing!
January 27, 2018 at 2:15 am
WayneM
Marvel at the persistence; chagrin for the stupidity…
Robo-rooter doesn’t appear to have any lube. Sorry… not sorry…
January 27, 2018 at 3:00 am
JAK
He should use tabasco sauce. “I burn you long time Joe.”
January 27, 2018 at 9:08 am
Bill
Tabasco sauce as a personal lubricant? Yikes!
January 27, 2018 at 9:32 am
GWB
He should use Tabasco to insert it.
January 27, 2018 at 10:33 am
PaulS
‘nuther kind of Tabasco sauce!
Ewwww…
January 27, 2018 at 2:28 am
Pete231
And, in the movie “Little Nicky”, Adolf H. , while dressed in a French maid’s outfit, got the “Hawaiian Punch” with an exceedingly large pineapple…….
January 27, 2018 at 2:55 am
JackDeth 72
Wow…/ It must be Karma.
FBI Guy is the same one from an earlier encounter.
Also reminded of another Allan Sherman ditty:
“Every time you take vaccine,
Take it orally/
As you know, the other way
is more painfully!”
I’m here all next week, folks.
Try the veal and don;t forget to tip your Wait Staff.
January 27, 2018 at 6:47 am
Bill G
FBI: We enforce the law, not obey it.
January 27, 2018 at 7:44 am
eon
“We’re the FBI and we do whatever we want.”
Therein lies the problem.
clear ether
eon
January 27, 2018 at 8:35 am
Randy
I’m partial to the prison scene in the movie Hancock. “I’f you don’t move, your head is going up his a**.” Cue the theme song for Sanford and Son.
January 27, 2018 at 9:10 am
JackDeth 72
Or “Drop Kick Me, Jesus Through The Goal Posts Of Life!”
January 27, 2018 at 9:34 am
GWB
That appears … larger than necessary for a tracker.
January 27, 2018 at 1:15 pm
John
It needs a very long range and big batteries.
January 27, 2018 at 10:10 am
Alex J
Plop, plop,
fizz, fizz,
oh what a relief it is!
Remembered from my youth
January 27, 2018 at 12:07 pm
Pamela
Any body have the number to good proctologist or urologist?
He’s going to need one or both.
Dude, start counting down and take deep breaths. This might pinch a bit.
I think our bot buddy is getting ready to attach that big ol’ tracker to his um, insertion mechanism; from the looks of it, ol’ shiny is apparently a black dude at heart, albeit more polite; is he named Jeeves? Or maybe Jeevon?
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A “thing” eh? 🙂
I think this is gonna hurt in the end…….
I see what you did there.
So…….is that being inserted anally? Or intracranally? I prefer intracranally. Would be harder to insert……and remove…….and more painful both ways.
At least the robot asked “please”. Even if it was more of a demand than a request.
I think that the accent is British, rather than Austrian. Think K2S0 rather than T800.
Wade shoulda perished this bald ijit the first time….
There was this one sequence in the movie “Man On Fire”……..
Exactly my thought. Loved that movie… And the sentence fit the perp…
Ahole gets a thing in the butt. I said ‘Ahole gets it in a hole’ earlier.
Aint nothing but a thing!
Marvel at the persistence; chagrin for the stupidity…
Robo-rooter doesn’t appear to have any lube. Sorry… not sorry…
He should use tabasco sauce. “I burn you long time Joe.”
Tabasco sauce as a personal lubricant? Yikes!
He should use Tabasco to insert it.
‘nuther kind of Tabasco sauce!
Ewwww…
And, in the movie “Little Nicky”, Adolf H. , while dressed in a French maid’s outfit, got the “Hawaiian Punch” with an exceedingly large pineapple…….
Wow…/ It must be Karma.
FBI Guy is the same one from an earlier encounter.
Also reminded of another Allan Sherman ditty:
“Every time you take vaccine,
Take it orally/
As you know, the other way
is more painfully!”
I’m here all next week, folks.
Try the veal and don;t forget to tip your Wait Staff.
FBI: We enforce the law, not obey it.
“We’re the FBI and we do whatever we want.”
Therein lies the problem.
clear ether
eon
I’m partial to the prison scene in the movie Hancock. “I’f you don’t move, your head is going up his a**.” Cue the theme song for Sanford and Son.
Or “Drop Kick Me, Jesus Through The Goal Posts Of Life!”
That appears … larger than necessary for a tracker.
It needs a very long range and big batteries.
Remembered from my youth
Any body have the number to good proctologist or urologist?
He’s going to need one or both.
Dude, start counting down and take deep breaths. This might pinch a bit.
I think our bot buddy is getting ready to attach that big ol’ tracker to his um, insertion mechanism; from the looks of it, ol’ shiny is apparently a black dude at heart, albeit more polite; is he named Jeeves? Or maybe Jeevon?
Old Seinfeld bit, http://seinfeldism.com/seinfeld-quote.php?id=919
Insert (heh) “track” in place of “whack” (heh heh).
Waste of time
Dismembering the prick and scattering in six holes far more effective
why do I get the feeling this is going to turn into a running joke, along the lines of the guy who goes hunting and gets caught by the bear?
“I know a guy…”
Zed or Q? Probably both.
I’m thinking AntMan. He shrinks, takes it in to the desired place and restores it to it’s natural size.
Boom – “That’s a spicy meatball!”
And he wouldn’t leave a mark……
A number of quips about “Just the tip…” come to mind.