Dirty Hands.
Dog Days.


  • March 13, 2017 at 8:36 pm
    Grunt GI

    Sigh, if you clean off all the oily slime, does Schmuckie Schumer melt away?

    Kinda like if you sprinkled holy water on Botox Nancy, she’d probably spontaneously combust.

    SIGH, I hope we can track over the next few days and make sure ALL those hard working femme mechanics get squeaky clean…with lots of bubble bath or long hot showers.

    • March 14, 2017 at 8:36 am
      Old Codger

      Kinda like if you sprinkled holy water on Botox Nancy, she’d probably spontaneously combust.

      No need to use holy water, I figure plain old tapwater would have a similar effect. Only she’d melt instead of deflagrate.

      (With apologies to Margaret Hamilton who was SO much better looking than Pelosie – even in full WW makeup)

      • March 14, 2017 at 10:50 am

        And Margaret was MUCH nicer. I met her in the Chicago Krochs and Bretanos bookstore, in Chicago, years and years ago, and told her I appreciated her work. Very gracious lady. Botox Nancy does not have that kind of grace.

      • March 14, 2017 at 5:07 pm
        Old Codger

        Botox Nancy does not have that kind of grace.

        Have you met – or seen/heard of – (m)any progs who did?

  • March 13, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    Tried it, never been a fan. Now, the white Gojo creme (or the Permatex knockoff that doesn’t un-whip with age) dissolves everything up to permanent marker (including paints). Love that stuff.

    • March 14, 2017 at 3:28 am

      Working on Jet and Turbo-Prop engines for the Air Force for decades. JP-4 Jet Fuel was the Universal Solvent and Answer to greasy dirty hands before the EPA kicked in and ruined everything.

      Permatex rocked with its gentle grit. Naptha worked in a pinch. GoJo was good. Lava Soap and a Pumice Stone proved best. Followed by Corn Huskers Lotion afterwards while working as a KC-135 Crew Chief from 2005 to 2009.

      • March 14, 2017 at 8:57 am

        My Grandmother’s home made lye soap that she aged in her attic. That stuff would clean us up and kill any critters we might have brought back from playing in the barn or around the pens. My Mom kept us on the back kitchen porch after that episode. That stuff almost took the curl out of my hair.

      • March 14, 2017 at 3:26 pm

        My Mom got ahold of some lye soap shaved into small curls and kept in a tightly lidded Ball Jar.

        Tried it once and didn’t like the way it warmed up while washing my hands. And felt warm after rinsing and drying.

      • March 14, 2017 at 5:45 pm

        I used to find that WD-40 was pretty good at taking the oil and grease off my hands after working on the family car.

  • March 13, 2017 at 8:48 pm
    Big Jim

    Hand Cleaner and a wire brush couldn’t get the crud off ol’ Chuckie S.

    • March 13, 2017 at 8:56 pm

      Why waste good hand cleaner on him anyway? The wire brush is all that’s needed, and I’ll guarantee you if you mount a rotary one on a drill it’ll get the job done.

      • March 14, 2017 at 6:20 am

        Heck, use one of those truck-mounted rotary brushes we use to scrub landing gear touchdown rubber off the runways. Then use a worn=down one to administer a colonoscopy!

        Zar Belk!

    • March 13, 2017 at 9:35 pm

      No, but hot tar and feathers would be a good start.

    • March 14, 2017 at 3:30 am

      Methyl Ethyl Ketone, Big Jim.

      Strips paint and anything else off anything.

      • March 14, 2017 at 10:19 am
        John D. Egbert

        MEK is great stuff. Unfortunately, thanks to EPA (or was it CDC?) you can’t use it for anything any more. Carcinogenic, y’know. Saving us from ourselves, whether we want to or not . . .

      • March 14, 2017 at 2:39 pm

        I liked Acetone better than MEK,for all my cleaning needs, 5 gallons at a time. But, yes.

  • March 13, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Frankly, you should drown Chuckles in a barrel of it

    • March 14, 2017 at 12:49 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      “Aahhhhh…..I’m melting, my beautiful wickedness is melting…..”

  • March 13, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    McCain and Gramnesty must be made of it by now.

  • March 13, 2017 at 9:40 pm
    Spin Drift

    Going back to the carb discussion of the last two days, some of us know about the “dip” used to clean carbs. Take the hair right out of your nose, down to the root. Now, we just give old Shmuckie a long soak. Clean out the odd orifice or two.

    War Damn Screaming Eagle

    • March 13, 2017 at 11:03 pm

      Then call the hazmat disposal service to remove the solvent used and the barrel used as it will be forever contaminated.

      SOB hit on a stew after coming up the aisle to the galley to ‘talk,” all the while with his wife on the plane back at their seats. Slime, he is. (Personal communication from the “stew.”) The schmuck Schumer plainly let it be know what his intentions were.

      • March 14, 2017 at 12:07 am
        Spin Drift

        Screw the hazmat team, torch the barrel with him in it. It would be his contribution to globull worming.

        Fire for affect.

      • March 14, 2017 at 9:00 am

        I would have de-nutted him in the galley. Ass-wipe.

    • March 14, 2017 at 12:53 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      The only thing odd about Schmuckles orifices is in comparison to us “basket of deplorables”.
      There’s sumthin’ just ain’t right about thet boy.

  • March 13, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    They’re slimeballs; remove it all and…hey, wait a minute.

    • March 14, 2017 at 12:46 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      …..and there’s nothing left.

      • March 14, 2017 at 9:58 am

        Yup…we’re gonna need more goop, this slime runs DEEP!

  • March 13, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    Schumer is an oily, smarmy SOB. Best cleaned with boiling hot, soapy water.

  • March 13, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    Unfortunately, oil floats as does scum. Find a solvent agent such as a detergent that breaks up the oil molecule and that dissolves the problem.

    Every time these sleazy crapweasels appears on camera near a microphone, I turn the sound off and say rude things that go with the way they wiggle their lips. (HT to George Harrison, ‘Hard Day’s Night)

    • March 13, 2017 at 11:14 pm

      Oil can be set on fire. Jus’ sayin’.

    • March 14, 2017 at 10:35 am

      Malatrope has the thought all of us efficient types have when you said “oil”:
      Answer is Fire!
      I Like Napalm it solves the problem without having to dissolve things first.

      • March 14, 2017 at 3:09 pm

        And it’s so easy to make. Just dissolve polystyrene foam in gasoline until you have a nice sticky goop.
        I use it to start brush piles in the rain. Just put it in a paper cup top dead center of the pile and light it. It makes its own chimney and holds most of the heat inside the pile to cook out the moisture. A great way to burn without attracting the Fire Marshall’s attention.

      • March 14, 2017 at 4:51 pm

        WWII US troops used Molotov cocktails with liquid soap to get the same effect.

      • March 14, 2017 at 5:16 pm

        There`s a GEL. type outdoor fire starter that`s
        a lot like napalm.

  • March 14, 2017 at 12:17 am

    Does it show my age to remember when we used unleaded gasoline to clean up with? Of course, I was a very small child.

    • March 14, 2017 at 8:19 am

      Leaded 91 octane. Used to clean the gunk off Briggs & Stratton lawn mower engines. After which we poured it on the weeds around the back of the shop. No more weeds.

      Yes, I really am that old.

      clear ether


  • March 14, 2017 at 12:33 am

    Dad used Gunk dissolved in kerosene to clean auto parts.

    • March 14, 2017 at 8:24 am

      In the old days, in the South, we all had a bucket of
      gasoline under the workbench to clean parts with,
      when somebody would ask if it was unsafe, one of
      the old guys would offer to throw a lit match in to
      show it would just go out…(usually)

      • March 14, 2017 at 2:43 pm

        Yeah, Usually. Plant tours with diesel fuel puddles under the forge furnaces always drew gasps and cringes from a lighted match (long, big diameter ones) being tossed into them. A few would even start to run!

  • March 14, 2017 at 12:41 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    They all deserve nothing less then “The Dip”. (h/t “Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

  • March 14, 2017 at 12:43 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “Come in, shake hands”. That sounds like the setup to a bad joke. (rimshot)

    • March 14, 2017 at 6:22 am

      Followed by, sit There!
      Here, Drink THIS!

      Zar Belk!

  • March 14, 2017 at 2:13 am

    Let’s get to the root of the problem… Goop Enema ! And, I heard that the most dangerous place in DC is to stand between Schumer and a media camera.

    • March 14, 2017 at 7:58 am

      Maybe get one of the new media to toss a microphone between Nana and Chuck, somebody’s gonna die. 🙂

    • March 14, 2017 at 8:22 am

      Yes, because he’ll always have a display of Evil Guns (TM) to bloviate about in front of him.

      Knowing Schmuck, half of them will probably be loaded and off safe. Because his actual knowledge of firearms could be written on a matchbook cover in crayon and still have room for a Tom Clancy novel.

      clear ether


    • March 14, 2017 at 8:58 am

      The line about Schumer and media cameras is generally attributed to those in the same tribe as him like Harry Reid. I wonder what non-Dems think of him?

      Meanwhile the Dems are trying their hand at memes involving Kelly Anne kneeling. Because Trump is disrespectful to women, right?

      • March 14, 2017 at 3:02 pm

        What non-dems say about schumer probably isn’t repeatable in polite company.

      • March 14, 2017 at 4:55 pm

        I heard Reid relate the joke about Schumer.

  • March 14, 2017 at 2:19 am

    Damn. So many “likes”. no “like” button. So many spot on comments so far.

  • March 14, 2017 at 6:50 am
    Bill G

    It’ll take a lot more than that to clean up Chuckie Cheesy.
    Three cheers for Senator Schumer:
    Upchuck, upchuck, upchuck.

  • March 14, 2017 at 8:52 am
    Jess Sain

    To degrease that oily weasel, you’d have to power wash him with diesel fired hotsy washer running straight engine degreaser.

  • March 14, 2017 at 9:18 am

    I did get a good laugh when I first read the toon. I read the first panel enjoying the girls and the oily clean up from the ‘cuda and the carburetor. Then i started reading the second panel. I could see what was coming. Then actually reading it was an out loud involuntary laugh result. You nailed the slimy b’tard.

  • March 14, 2017 at 10:44 am
    Kevin M
    • March 14, 2017 at 1:04 pm
      Grunt GI

      Thanks for this, it was awesome.

      “Extreme liberals believe that cities and states have the option of defying federal law and court rulings on immigration, but not on gay marriage and abortion.”

      I actually tried to debate one of my wife’s loony liberal female cousins on why it was wrong of states or cities to choose which Federal laws they would enforce.

      Needless to say, she tried to old weaponized empathy on my that “There must be something better than just breaking up families and scaring children.”

      Nope, never, ever waste your time trying to use logic, reason, or the LAW against them. They just don’t care…it’s all about their “FEELINGS.”


    • March 14, 2017 at 5:12 pm

      Good find KM.

    • March 14, 2017 at 6:47 pm

      BRILLIANT! If you hear them say this garbage, explain reality.

  • March 14, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    Shades of state nullification and neo-confederate logic.

  • March 14, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    And he’s going to need a MUCH bigger tub.

    • March 14, 2017 at 8:03 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      A 55 gallon drum. Possibly several, depending on how many Libtard DildoCrats and GOPe RINOs he’s meeting with.

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