The Spies who Shagged Us.
Reaching Across the Aisle.


  • March 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    Oh, they’re dirty.

    Not with grease, but with blood.

  • March 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    George would look good with an ear-to-ear smile.

    • March 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm

      Naomi could really scope that out….

      • March 12, 2017 at 11:03 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Yeah…..variable power 3-9×40 scope.

  • March 12, 2017 at 11:08 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    And Jan STILL doesn’t get it. Yet. But there’s still hope. At least, more hope then a certain heavily inked socialist waste of skin, space, and breathable air sister.

    • March 13, 2017 at 8:26 am
      Grunt GI

      She is, however, getting that Texas drawl down, y’all.
      So there clearly is hope for Jan.

  • March 12, 2017 at 11:15 pm

    That’s weird.

  • March 12, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    They’re all hot, regardless.

  • March 13, 2017 at 12:02 am

    Where is a 0-0 when you need one.

  • March 13, 2017 at 12:11 am

    “copyright 2015 Chris Muir”

    Oversight or commentary?

    So much has changed, yet so little.

    • March 13, 2017 at 10:17 am
      Chris Muir

      dang old template snuck in there.

  • March 13, 2017 at 12:30 am

    Er Zed are congratulations in order, or has Sam been chowing down on too much Q and pecan pie?

    • March 13, 2017 at 1:45 am

      I noticed that too, only looks to me more like her hip is seriously out of joint. Or maybe it’s a stylistic things since Naomi’s right breast is aimed at the north forty.

      Regardless I approve of any woman that is willing to get old engine crude under her fingernails and donate some knuckle skin. I’ll ignore the fact that the carb looks more like it is ready to be put back in than just came out.

      I do want to know though how anyone can work on an old car and not have even one grease smear on them somewhere?

      • March 13, 2017 at 8:21 am

        I think you guys are exaggerating through optical illusion interpretation, not that there is anything wrong with that. 😉

        “Solex”? Wasn’t that the super efficient solar cell in The Man with the golden gun? (That required large tanks of liquid nitrogen to avoid catastrophic meltdown.)

      • March 13, 2017 at 8:58 am

        It is one type of carburetor available. They’re not too bad to rebuild.

      • March 13, 2017 at 5:33 pm
        Spin Drift

        After further review I’m rescinding my opinion that it is a Solex and going with a Carter BDD two barrel.

        The Bernoulli Boy’s could take Bishop’s Wright kids.

      • March 13, 2017 at 9:06 am

        I never wore polish when working on cars. Actually stopped wearing it and still keep my nails short as long or fake nails are not practical.
        Use the all natural alcohol free baby wipes with aloe. They make the clean up of under the nails and cuticles easier.

    • March 13, 2017 at 8:28 am
      Grunt GI

      Well, I prefer to think of it as the DBD women are not waifs or anorexic supermodels. They are real women with real curves. LOTS of all the right places.
      Or it could be artistic perspective….either way. 🙂

  • March 13, 2017 at 2:12 am

    Cuda has a sixpack? No wonder Sam likes it.

    • March 13, 2017 at 12:02 pm

      Don’t try to lure vulnerable junkies back down that rabbithole, Bren…go back and review yesterday’s little marathon. Short answer, no Sixpack.

      • March 13, 2017 at 2:47 pm

        So what if it is a one barrel? It just shows a carb. Use your imagination.

      • March 13, 2017 at 4:17 pm

        Oh I do. And the amazing artistry of the host here has the power to send the imagination running wild!

        Sometimes his stomach-turning renderings of those who hate me and America makes me imagine the methods of their demise.

        And sometimes the accuracy (as it were) of the presentation of the tools of that, and the protection of what is mine helps me remember the importance of maintaining my right to possess them.

        Then there are the times like yesterday when a (two-barrel btw) component of the icons of my youth transports me back there and helps me appreciate the importance of that distinctly All-American history of mechanical engine-uity. 😉

        Right now though, that last panel has my imagination all tied up with things involving a red, blonde, and brunette trifecta.

        Sometimes, as with that last part, imagination is all we have. But it sure helps to spur it when the art and storyline are so evocative, and the incredibly varied, gifted, and experienced audience joins in to compare and commiserate, and make those imaginings seem so real, and so enjoyable.

        That okay with you, steveb919? 🙂

      • March 13, 2017 at 4:04 pm
        Chris Muir

        Yer pickin’ again.Comments are for fun, not pickin’.:)

      • March 13, 2017 at 4:30 pm

        I think the above explains what the ‘toon, and the comments, are for in my view CM. Absolutely fun, but much more. We’ve discussed before that I wonder if you fully appreciate the impact of dbd. Anyway, if you disagree with that, you know what to do.

  • March 13, 2017 at 7:24 am
    Bill G

    The person giving the order is as culpable as the one carrying it out. Soros is several steps away, however; he facilitates by paying for all of it without ever explicitly saying what he’s paying for.
    He doesn’t even have to make comments about wanting to be rid of a turbulent priest.

  • March 13, 2017 at 7:42 am

    I’ll not shed a tear when Sonderkommando Soros finally reaches his expiration date. At his age it can’t be too much longer.

    • March 13, 2017 at 8:56 am

      Soros can afford the finest medical care so I don’t doubt his existence will be extended as long as he can manage. When his demise finally happens, the world will be a better place.

      • March 13, 2017 at 10:08 am
        John D. Egbert

        The world would be even better if his son achieves room temperature before Georgie does. Then the monster would truly be headless.

    • March 13, 2017 at 9:27 am

      I suggest he be given a fully guided tour of one of the camps where he sent his neighbors in the Old Country. Including the ovens, in operation, with him inside, screaming to be let out as the igniter goes “WHOOSH!!”
      A final remake of the Twilight Zone “Deaths-Head Revisited”

      Zar Belk!

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