Day By Day


  • Too Tall

    A most accurate summation of the empty suit that calls itself Joe Biden.

  • interventor

    Just Biden his time.

    • WayneM

      He’s Joe Biden and he’s running for the US Senate. Look him over and if you like what you see, help out. If not, vote for the other Biden.

      Meanwhile, he’s got children to sniff and Cornpop is waiting outside.

  • interventor

    Had the dubious pleasure of viewing a Tom Steyer ad, while reading that he dropped out of the race.

    • MasterDiver

      And another one bites the dust…

      Zar Belk!

  • Shonkin

    …with the sound of Griswalds…

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    “Guy’s brain is playing musical chairs”

    First you have to have a brain. I observe nothing to show he has one. At least, not a higher functioning one.

  • Pamela

    Julie Andrews from Victor/Victoria?

    • “The Sound Of Music” dear.

      • Pamela

        I know. I thought Victor/Victoria was more his style and speed…

        • Wood

          I’m thinking more like “If I only had a brain…”

    • Or Mary Poppins was another massive film for her, same era.

    • DogByte6RER

      JackAss Joe has now probably reached his high point during his 32 year quest for the Presidency.

      Here is an astounding consideration, Biden’s win in South Carolina is the very FIRST time he has won a presidential primary since he first ran for President in 1988. This is now his third run. This doesn’t say much … sort of like taking the same high school algebra test over and over again over 32 year period and then bragging that you scored an 82% on your most recent test.

      Side Note: My favorite bumper sticker slogan when Biden was running as Obama’s water boy in 2008 and 2012 … “Obama bin Biden”

    • RapidRobert

      Yeah. A woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman might fit right into this election year.

  • JTC

    Ready? March!

    See? It worked!

  • Shonkin

    17 years before she made Victor/Victoria. In European Vacation they parodied the Sound of Music scene in the alpine meadow.

  • Too Tall

    One could almost feel sorry for the DNC wondering if these are their candidates, or escapees from a lunatic asylum.

    Their sole claim to fame is that the candidates are marginally more competent than the two clueless and incompetent moderators of their last debate

    • MasterDiver

      “…wondering if these are their candidates, or escapees from a lunatic asylum.”

      Yes to both.

      Zar Belk!

    • Doggo

      Unfortunately, some of them are also marginally more competent than the Republicans could put up in the two elections against Obama. Incompetence is not limited to one party.

  • Mike-SMO

    Eh. The mad commissar just covers it better by adding “Fidel”, “Mao”, or “Che” in the babble. Oh, and frequent cries of “Free!”

  • Pete231

    Time for Unca Joe to pee in the cup. And, maybe a cranial cat-scan to see if there’s any activity in the attic. J.B. reminds me of Paul Revere’s ride : A little light in the belfry…….

  • cz93x62

    Google up a 1972-vintage comic from National Lampoon–“Whistle Stop”, by M.K. Brown. Its original thrust was likely meant for Dick Nixon, but its content fits Groper Joe to a “T”.

  • CaptDMO

    C’mon man!
    Who’s gonna’ tell uncle Joe he can’t drive anymore and take away his keys?
    Veep was compassionate move to take remove any potential legislative damage he may have caused.
    A “tie” in the Senate are pretty long odds. Even so, it boils down to “flip of a coin”.
    Granted, a two headed NH “commemorative” quarter, but still.

  • OldGoat36

    The left certainly love their crazy people.
    Il Duce Pelosi, daughter of a mobster, has dementia as should be obvious to any who listen to her press conferences.
    Biden has dementia or the effects of the brain issues he had along with the subsequent operations on his brain have left a cognitive issue which is getting worse.
    Mad Max, well, nothing more need to be said about that racist brain dead soul.
    Al Green.
    Crazy Heart Bernie, and his desire for the Bolshevik revolution here.
    AOC with her narcissism.
    The beat goes on. And they are all seemingly in competition to see who can be more insane in the land of the asylum.

  • Tom Stockton

    Folks like Biden and Sanders and Warren make me feel more secure in Mr. Trump serving a second term.

  • Halley

    Hard to say who’d be the most entertaining to watch PDT run again, both Bernie Guevara and Joe Dementia are potential comedy gold…

    Seriously, the Dims can’t actually be planning to wrest back control with either of these fatally flawed clownshows… they must be up to something exponentially more sinister under the table…?

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Tes. Voter fraud.

    • Steve Peterson

      Or killary

  • Dread

    Whats even scarier is the number of people that actually vote for these goofy loons. Those people walk among us daily, operate motor vehicles, manage government agencies, and teach school children! We’ve got to fix this!

  • Batshit Crazy Biden? That might make for a good title, BS Biden?

  • Old Codger

    After Anderson Cooper jumped on Bernie over his record of accomplishments in the Senate, I got to thinking, Creepy Joe, Fouxcahontas and Kamala Harris are all Senators. What does THEIR record in the Senate look like? What are their accomplishments?

    Maybe their lack of accomplishments is a good thing – for the republic. Maybe if they really were competent we’d be in bigger trouble. Remember all the wonderful things Pelosi said they were going to do the first 100 days O’Bozo was in office? IMS, they actually accomplished exactly bupkis. Strong majorities in both houses not withstanding, they only passed obamacare by using some parliamentary trick where the bill was “deemed” to have “passed”.

  • Grunt GI

    You forget. Results?? What the hell are those? All that matters is that you launched some new gubmint program..whether it works or not makes no difference…it’s for the children!!! It’s going to save the planet!!!

    Or it’s just to make all your liberal progressive dimwit friends feel better about themselves in the midst of their guilty white privileged psychosis.


    I can’t even watch the news these days…and can barely handle the internet…except this site of course. THANKS Chris for the last week of awesome art….wish we could have a week of hot tub and pool cartoons every month until the fundraiser starts…

    Just sayin’

  • JTC

    BO will not let Bernie win.

    Waiting for him to swoop in.

    With who or what?

    • John

      The DNC will not let Bernie win if they can help it. They’ve proven that already. If he does win he’ll see fit to commit suicide by shotgun blast to the face or something.
      In the event of a candidate dying after the convention the DNC has the power to simply appoint a new candidate.
      Who that candidate might be is really irrelevant. The appointee will owe his/her soul to the Corporate Elite one way or another because the DNC is corrupt to the core.

      • JTC

        There is no DNC; if there was would they really choose to run this tiny car full of losers?

        Their one wild card is BHO who has studiously withheld judgement and comment to increase the suspense and impact. But he has let it be known that he won’t let The Bern win.

        Whatever he says is irrelevant though; DJT will trample any of those clowns with or without BO’s backing.

        As long as he doesn’t introduce a new candidate in either the potus or vpotus position. The result of that could/would be catastrophic.

        • Halley

          The difference between the DNC or the Modern Mafia or Organized Crime is now so insignificant as to be nonexistent. Maybe the historians amongst us can say whether this is the first time an actual crime syndicate has pretended to be a political party.

  • Roland Deschain

    He is a legend in his own tattered mind.

    • Pamela

      And no amount of crazy glue will put him together again.

  • Roger

    What really scares me is how many millions of Americans are supporting Biden, Sanders, Warren, Bloomberg, etc. IT”S MADNESS!!!

  • John M.

    Whoa! Tom Steyer this morning, and now Butt-giggety just said his fond farewell. Cue up “Another One Bites the Dust!”

    How long before Fauxcahontas and L’il Mikey get the message? Tuesday, maybe…

    • interventor

      Super Tuesday, will be the tell for several.

  • CuriousB

    Maybe I missed it in the blog, but did anyone see the interview with Biden by Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday? It was incredible – after Biden spouted his usual platitudes, he was asked about his more recent gaffs. After stuttering through his responses, he was reprieved by Chris signing off and Biden said “Thanks Chuck!” Chris responded by saying, “Well it’s Chris…”

    “Stand up up Chuck. Oh, God what am I saying. let’s all stand up for Chuck, God love ya…”


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