Culture Wars, Love, Marriage, Relationships ← Previous post Next post → Comments sgtcpt Nov 18 2018 at 12:27 am Chris the other day I said you were a tease. It was worth the wait. Well done Sir! Lucius Severus Pertinax Nov 18 2018 at 2:20 am And THAT’s no Bull! Delilah T Nov 18 2018 at 12:30 am Popcorn… I need some of that. Thanks for the reminder. Pop some popcorn and settle in with a good story. cmblake6 Nov 18 2018 at 1:06 am Popcorn, and a lawn chair. Yep. JSStryker Nov 18 2018 at 1:23 am and a very large drink of your choice! cmblake6 Nov 19 2018 at 12:44 am Minimum 24 oz! WayneM Nov 18 2018 at 1:24 am Both Zed & Tabasco got a good workout… Sam will get hers later… lol I hope Zed’s horse is okay. I have much sympathy for most animals… except PantiFA dirtbags… JSStryker Nov 18 2018 at 1:25 am There’s 10 of those dawgs? Good grief I thought there were only 4 of them! cz93x62 Nov 18 2018 at 1:32 am AntiFa is “popcorn”, all right–all tough and hard at the outset, but turn on a bit of heat and they just puff up and go lightweight. Alligator mouth/hummingbird ass. Sam Nov 18 2018 at 1:47 am Word to the, well, it woulda been to the wise, but just Word to Antifa: Don’t let your mouth make promises your assets can’t keep. John M. Nov 18 2018 at 2:00 am TEN dawgs? I thought there were four… are they self-replicating? Swansonic Nov 18 2018 at 2:17 am If I remember correctly Don P. bought a lot of assets from Boston Dynamics – some assembly / play time for Javier,,,,,, Pete231 Nov 18 2018 at 3:20 am And, now, it’s Shiner Bock time ! Jonah H. Nov 18 2018 at 3:21 am Very nice placement of Tabasco behind the antifas in the second panel. And those red eyes… (shudder) James Gemind Nov 18 2018 at 4:24 am ‘Because you got a gun, Fascist?’ Really? In TEXAS? Threatening and attacking a PREGNANT Woman!!??!! And where in the hell is the Sheriff? I know he is leery of Skye, but Damn it all, He should have been there before Zed. I Hope Tabasco gores the hell out of these punks. GWB Nov 18 2018 at 7:42 am ‘Because you got a gun, Fascist?’ Yep. In the world you AntiFa are pushing for, that will be the rule. We went from “An armed society is a polite society” to “We ~have~ a polite society and shouldn’t need guns” to “We have a very impolite society”. And the next step will be “You’re being impolite; see my gun?” Henry Nov 18 2018 at 1:25 pm “We went from “An armed society is a polite society” to “We ~have~ a polite society and shouldn’t need guns” For the past three visits, my dentist says I had no cavities. I guess I don’t need to brush my teeth any more. Punta Gorda Nov 18 2018 at 4:33 am “I already shot my bolt…” Buahaha! eon Nov 18 2018 at 7:29 am Mess with the bull, you get the horns. And I don’t just mean Tabasco. clear ether eon Tagg Nov 18 2018 at 8:03 am This is gonna leave quite a mess to clean up. Fox2! Nov 19 2018 at 3:10 am Buzzards, coyotes and hogs will be along eventually. Delilah T Nov 18 2018 at 8:19 am Just wish it were that simple and easy to clean out the trash…. kadaka Nov 18 2018 at 8:57 am Hey man, Rep. Swalwell sez the government is gonna nuke your butt if you don’t hand over your guns. So how about you just hand them over right now! … umm… Please? Wood Nov 18 2018 at 9:24 am I read about that d-bag. Hey swellwell, if you were to magically disappear our guns, we’d come for you pitchforks. I like the 5-tine model. 5 holes per thrust in the enemy. Do you really want to stand to be counted with the enemy? If it all falls apart, why do they all think they won’t be first? kadaka Nov 18 2018 at 10:01 am Pitchforks? Guns are easy to make these days, machine tools are cheap, quality metals available. It’s simple to make something good enough to fight back until you can get their guns. Ammunition remains the main choke point, and not many people practice making their own gunpowder. Henry Nov 18 2018 at 1:26 pm I got me the high-capacity manure fork with 11 tines. Plus, it’s more appropriate. Too Tall Nov 18 2018 at 9:30 am You have to love enemies who put themselves on the target list, and thoroughly populate their targeting folders for you. Deplorable B Woodman Nov 18 2018 at 10:11 am He has an ideal name to poke fun at him. And since we all know Libtard DildoCrats have absolutely NO sense of humor, it will be fun to watch his reactions. “Rep Swallowell” As in, “Rep Swallow well, how well are your kneepads holding up?” Let the jokes begin. JTC Nov 18 2018 at 11:14 am When I linked that story a few days ago at a gunnie blog, I commented that it is hilarious that he thinks *he* is the gov…and that he might want to have another look at that 2016 red/blue county by county map…even right there in Kalifornistan. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/california-dem-says-us-would-win-short-war-against-gun-rights-advocates-the-government-has-nukes/ar-BBPNYz9?li=BBnb7Kz It ain’t gonna go like you dream it, Swallowell. JTC Nov 18 2018 at 11:30 am That had actually grown out of a thread on the bump-fire ban being imminent (they are now machine guns by reg definition)…where I said the following, my point being that “gov” is a-changin’ from what Swallowboy has in mind; “(the bumpstock ban) and unintended ancillary consequences which are much more critical than the junk stocks themselves will be dragged) into the courts, and if one looks into the number of federal bench seats that have been and are being filled under potus DT, it engenders hope for the better and a bit of wonder about his intents and methods and arts of deals; is the plan to let the courts decide…after the courts have been properly staffed? Could be. I was as big a Trump skeptic as anybody and two years ago thought Trump just wanted to win and bail but I don’t think that anymore. His list of real-deal accomplishments and kept promises is staggering even if it often is a circuitous and puzzling route to get them. That may be, and appears to be, his genius. As to his intent on this issue and every single other one that I have watched with suspicion and then realization and amazement, I will wait and see what actually transpires over the next two years when in 2020 I believe we will see some major planks and promises related to some real 2A and other critical Constitutional protections going forward…can you say normalization of muffler laws and yes even MG’s? It might or might not be a grand plan…but as of right now I’m going with that, based on real-world past results.” Delilah T Nov 18 2018 at 3:12 pm He’s a numbskull, JTC. Has been dubbed Swallowell! John Nov 18 2018 at 4:38 pm True Unlike machining parts powder and percussion cap manufacture is dangerous and should be left to the professionals. Not that you could go wrong making small scale machines for making powder and caps. The main consideration is cost per unit. John Nov 18 2018 at 4:40 pm Of course like any of his ilk he cannot hear the echo from Tucker Carlson’s house. “We know where you sleep at night!” Turnabout is fair play. interventor Nov 18 2018 at 6:41 pm A tactical nuke and a .45 at 5 paces. Who wins? Too Tall Nov 18 2018 at 9:29 am Sam’s “missing” Zed, the man who made it all possible. We are missing cowbell. More cowbell, please. Too Tall Nov 18 2018 at 9:34 am Even when um, “distracted” by Sam, Zed’s discipline in carrying arms is unbroken. World class training shows. Too Tall Nov 18 2018 at 9:35 am No doubt Jo is creating some fascinating subroutines from all of this input. Machine learning can be a wonderful thing. Too Tall Nov 18 2018 at 9:40 am An unabridged right to keep and bear arms is the difference between a citizen and a subject. Chris makes an excellent point in the fourth panel that “arms” includes Jo, the Dawgs, barbed wire, Tabasco, fragments from a lock (1 mm caliber), the VAG, and anything else available or that comes to mind. Deplorable B Woodman Nov 18 2018 at 10:06 am “Ulla sella in pugna in taberna” Any chair in a barfight. Too Tall Nov 18 2018 at 9:46 am I still want a T-1000 version of the Claymore. Dial-a-Yield, and Dial-a-Payload, extremely versatile. Plus that “This Side Towards Enemy” placard and smooth, brushed, metallic finish, makes it the coolest lawn ornament, ever. Maybe I can use it for a Halloween costume next year and change the placard to “This Side Toward Politicians and Bureaucrats” Wood Nov 18 2018 at 9:56 am Perfect porch ornament for campaign season! I have a handwritten note that says NO SOLICITING! ————————— Scouts Welcome. WayneM Nov 18 2018 at 12:57 pm Boy Scout or ?? I’m glad the Girl Scouts are suing the Boy Scouts… Hopefully it will help the leaders of the Boy Scouts rediscover their balls & spines… John Nov 18 2018 at 4:48 pm Now, if only I could get the equivalent for my landline telephone. Perhaps if the UniParty didn’t have a hammerlock on the FCC so that their cronys could continue to bombard me with constant phone solicitations, they could allow me to charge the callers for _my_ inconvenience. Tweak Nov 19 2018 at 1:05 am In the early days of Comp Sci, “Theft of service” was commonly how uninvited users of mainframes were prosecuted for using up CPU and Memory resources. Following the ideas of Ray Kurzweil, the human brain is our “computer” that runs our existence. So, if an advertiser is peppering us with uninvited input, should they not be liable for “Theft of Service” since that is thought time that is literally STOLEN from our existence? Henry Nov 18 2018 at 1:32 pm I once mailed my brother a directional WiFi unit to place in his bedroom, pointed toward my mother’s in-law apartment, so she could get WiFi. Since it wouldn’t be obvious to him how to orient it, I put a note on the proper face that said, “This Side Towards Family.” James Gemind Nov 18 2018 at 4:47 pm Evike has a paintball claymore, that uses a .22 caliber Nailgun cartridge to launch the paintballs… Substituting Maebles for Paintballs would be… wrong, I suppose. Mousetrap/Rat trap claymores are considered illegal just about everywhere, even if rigged to be strictly command detonated. But at some point soon, the rules may end up being tossed out the window. So buying and having the items in storage is not illegal… Deplorable B Woodman Nov 18 2018 at 10:02 am YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW………… “With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more……….” Kafiroon Nov 18 2018 at 10:03 am The bull they are putting out; The Bull is coming in! JSStryker Nov 18 2018 at 11:10 am Needs the Goofy scream for panel 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo JTC Nov 18 2018 at 11:35 am “…because you’ve got *a* gun?” Hahahahaha! Deplorable B Woodman Nov 18 2018 at 4:11 pm (Zed’s response) “I may be able to shoot only a few of you, before you rush me, but I guarantee, you’ll never know, you’ll be first.” kadaka Nov 18 2018 at 12:44 pm Abrams Truthers Unite! Stacey Abrams Refuses To Call Brian Kemp The ‘Legitimate’ Governor-Elect Of Georgia But we know sometimes the law does not do what it should and something being legal does not make it right. WayneM Nov 18 2018 at 12:59 pm Following the example of Massa Hilldabeast, I suppose… James Gemind Nov 18 2018 at 4:49 pm And the Corollary is something being Illegal doesn’t make it wrong… Delilah T Nov 18 2018 at 6:33 pm Oh, dearie, dearie me! She couldn’t have her own way! Poor thing! What a spoiled little brat is she! How come she isn’t yelling “impeach, impeach” ? Delilah T Nov 18 2018 at 3:14 pm Anyone besides me get the pun in the first panel? ‘Already shot my bolt.’ Hello, ammo. Hello, Tabasco. John Nov 18 2018 at 4:53 pm The first thing that crossed my mind was the “bolt” he was referring to was the one on the pasture gate. Chris Muir Nov 18 2018 at 5:40 pm Yup. Delilah T Nov 18 2018 at 6:29 pm Same here. Peregrine John Nov 18 2018 at 5:05 pm Everything’s better with Tobasco. JSStryker Nov 18 2018 at 6:18 pm Except being a Antifa pantywaist.! 😀 Delilah T Nov 18 2018 at 6:43 pm And as the antifas slither off into the sunset, and Tabasco finds a place to bed down for the night, with his favorite herd girls, will he hear the classic strains of that old cowboy song ‘Get along, little dogie’? One of my favorites from Roy Rogers. And the lyrics are so relevant right now…. Some boys goes up on the trail just for pleasure But that’s where they get it most awfully wrong For you haven’t an idea the trouble they give us While we go driving them all along (Chorus: Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little dogies It’s your misfortune and none of my own Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little dogies You know that XXXXXXX will be your new home When the night comes, and we hold them on the bed-ground These little dogies that roll on so slow Round up the herd and cut out the strays And roll the little dogies that never rolled before (Chorus: Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little dogies It’s your misfortune and none of my own Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little dogies You know that XXXXXXX will be your new home (Feel free to substitute favorite nouns, e.g. “jail cell” for XXXXXXX,) Thank you, and good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are! interventor Nov 19 2018 at 12:56 am Why leave any evidence that the Antifree ever entered the ranch! Like the reference to Mrs. Great Schnoozle. Delilah T Nov 19 2018 at 1:30 am Why? Because the coyotes who traffic out of Mexico leave stuff hanging on trees and fences to try to scare landowners ‘que fuemos aqui’. So, hang on the perimeter fencing of the Double D some ‘souvenirs’, e.g., former ‘covers’ of the pantifas, such as the black hoodies, or the occasional ragged sleeve. :–) Pamela Nov 18 2018 at 9:44 pm Popcorn and Tequila David Grimes Nov 19 2018 at 10:24 am I am surprised that this hasn’t actually happened somewhere. What these idiots don’t seem to understand is that once they open the door to violence they have forfeited all moral standing to whine if some old dinosaur like, oh, say, me kicks that door right off of the hinges and comes through shooting. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. 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