Americans ← Previous post Next post → Comments kadaka Apr 10 2019 at 12:08 am Did the pigs have all their shots? Too Tall Apr 10 2019 at 12:21 am Even the ASPCA and PETA would side AGAINST the lawyers on this one. But the Islamo-Fanatics will stand in solidarity with the lawyers until it’s time to cut off their infield heads. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Apr 10 2019 at 4:51 pm INFIELD? (damned auto correct spellcheck) (snicker…..) John D. Egbert Apr 11 2019 at 9:14 am Hey, all the letters are there — just anagrammed . . . JTC Apr 10 2019 at 12:39 am Poor little piggies. Exposed not just to the physical filth but can you imagine the psychological horror of listening to those esq’s whiny babble for two days? Meanwhile I note the actual hawg is gone from the truck bed, and I don’t see Suze thereabouts…she done gone all Biker Bitch without her man or what? kadaka Apr 10 2019 at 12:58 am Could be a different truck, this one has a passenger side cap for the behind-the-seat tank. The one with the cycle on 4/2 doesn’t. Heh, try telling today’s kiddies the gas tank is right behind them with the ash tray right in front, smoke ’em if you got them. Sounds slightly less terrifying than the dash actually being the gas tank. JTC Apr 10 2019 at 1:21 am True, and if one were to focus on irrelevant incongruities, this one is a step-side while the 4/4 one looks like a fleetside. That’s if one were to focus on that, but I myself don’t feel like getting all TomZ’d so… WayneM Apr 10 2019 at 12:50 am You know, it’s really not fair… 99% of lawyers spoil the reputation of the rest… JTC Apr 10 2019 at 1:07 am True, but cry me a river. Occupational hazard for them, car dealers, LEO’s, and… Signed, The Pawnbroker. (I was gonna toss politicians in there but got tired of punching in 9’s after the decimal to compute the good ones.) NotYetInACamp Apr 10 2019 at 2:40 am Don’t I know it! Barbara Skolaut Apr 10 2019 at 11:00 am BINGO! 😀 Too Tall Apr 10 2019 at 12:59 am Given the short notice requirement to pick up those lawyers at such a remote location, I’m hoping the bus company charged ten times their normal rate. Then sent two buses with inoperative air conditioning, stopped up toilets, and bad suspensions. Finally, put a couple of crates of chickens in the luggage racks above the seats for “ambiance.” kadaka Apr 10 2019 at 1:07 am Sounds like the “tour buses” Mexico uses to transport the Central Americans straight to the US border. It’s a shame to keep sending them back empty… Pamela Apr 10 2019 at 2:14 am Oh Dear. The poor Hawgs. The language they must have heard. Their delicate sensibilities most assuredly were offended by the exposure. Maybe Travis can add some home brew to their mash. NotYetInACamp Apr 10 2019 at 2:37 am JTC. I think I found the guy you were talking about. His a former state AG Chris Kobach #HireChobach. He is one of two nominees for immigration “czar.” I think he might have been reading here. He gets many of the ideas. And he improves on some. I said have the judges and tent cities or FEMA Camps ready for the border crosser with planes and security ready to take them back. On Lou Dobbs He upped the ante to publish the Flores Settlement Regulations change. And have judges and government trailers (on sale cheap) being moved near where they are needed. Then determination and removal in a fleet of rented planes immediately after determination by the immigration judges. Process them right there in the camp. Three square meals. family residences in trailers in a confined area. Then he says that the people back as their home saying “didn’t you just leave two weeks ago?” will make them think it might not be a good idea to jump on a caravan. This guy is great. He sounds like me. I could be his back up! That’s about 6 min in. The whole video has many good nuggets in it. https://youtu.be/M2cLv8IE9h8 They even suggest an Executive Order on Birthright Citizenship concerning what the law really is, not the lack of enforcement of the law which is now happening. President trump already made a public statement. Ducks in a row. Yeah. We want ducks in a row. Punta Gorda Apr 10 2019 at 3:23 am Careful of those cheapo gov trailers, the big gripe around here after Ivan was the formaldehyde reek from the FEMA trailers. Last I saw they had em gathered up at Saulfley field pending disposal / reutilization or auction… never heard which, they just slowly disappeared. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Apr 10 2019 at 6:02 pm “cheapo gov trailers”, “formaldehyde reek”. And? So? They’re the ones illegally invading here. They shouldn’t be staying long. (operative word, “shouldn’t”) Treat the border crossing for all these illegals like jail for the criminal; make it as unpalatable as possible, to act as a deterrent. “BEHOLD, MY FIELD OF FUCKS, FOR IT IS BARREN, AND EMPTY, AND I HAVE NONE TO GIVE.” JTC Apr 10 2019 at 10:23 am Some good stuff. Hope he gets the nod from DT and has the big brass ones required to push the plan, which reads as if some of it did come straight the mouths of Deplorables here and elsewhere. Problem as always is that even then the opposition (especially in the courts) so far still has the wherewithal to delay, deny, and defeat any logical plan and any reasoned solution. Don’t know if there’s enough time (for Trump and the Republic) to work through and around that before we are overwhelmed and bankrupted by sheer numbers and the socialist/communist/islamic consortium and agenda. Kafiroon Apr 10 2019 at 8:46 pm Actually, I thought immigration fell under the President authority to allow or deny. This has a fairly good analysis of the illegal rulings. https://www.conservativereview.com/news/constitution-say-california-judges-control-border-policy/ JTC Apr 10 2019 at 8:53 pm Somebody should explain that to the jurists of the 9th. (Just google 9th circuit and see what pops up) NotYetInACamp Apr 10 2019 at 9:10 pm The 9th. The most overturned Circuit by the US Supreme Court. But their decisions serve as delay, harassment, and damage to the interest of the USA. JTC Apr 10 2019 at 11:08 pm Justice delayed is justice denied is justice defeated, and time is on their side. As to SCOTUS we cannot count on them on immigration issues with the leftist Roberts swinging the votes, and I don’t know if we can wait long enough for a couple of fossils to make way for Constitutionalists. Again, time is on their side. Kafiroon Apr 10 2019 at 11:19 pm My temptation is to follow some “Old Time Advice” paraphrased. Now let Them enforce it. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Apr 10 2019 at 7:08 am “Well, if you say so” But I still think they need counseling for the rest of the month to get over the shock of being around lawyers. NotYetInACamp Apr 10 2019 at 9:11 pm Get that pig whisperer to the DD stat. Tagg Apr 10 2019 at 8:01 am Bring guns, lawyers and money. Shoot the lawyers and pay my bail. Bill Apr 10 2019 at 9:15 am Still unclear why the house burning down mad the BP haul the invaders off. Oh well. I guess I need to drink more. NotYetInACamp Apr 10 2019 at 9:17 pm The BP had commandeered under necessity some private property to process the invaders at the nearest community for immediate release there. No house. No available processing facility. take the people elsewhere. Commandeer the nice luxurious new air conditioned Greyhound buses that the lawyers were (were) using. Let the lawyers experience some of the Texas heat that the people the lawyers had induced people to cross the border had experienced. The President just had a meeting in Texas with Texans of all stripes with whom the Texans brought up those points and about all the deaths to the President. The Presi8dent expressed his dismay and wants the deaths stopped. Wotan Apr 10 2019 at 9:58 am Good points – all addressed so long ago: “Do not fear your enemy, for your enemy can only take your life. It is far better that you fear the media, for they will steal your HONOR. That awful power, the public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse.” -Mark Twain Barbara Skolaut Apr 10 2019 at 11:03 am ^^ THIS! ^^ JJ cooper Apr 10 2019 at 12:57 pm I do hope that Common core has not disposed of Mark Twain as an exemplar of great writing and common sense. JJC kadaka Apr 10 2019 at 1:23 pm Nah, Progressives determined he was a lifelong inveterate racist from an unjust unsophisticated earlier era whose works are now as inconsequential and deserving of omission as those of Andrew Jackson. Did you miss the local book burnings, or did they merely send them off for recycling? Nation’s Progressives Issue Friendly Reminder That If You Don’t Agree With Them On Everything They Will Destroy You billrla Apr 10 2019 at 12:13 pm Might want to have the vet check the hogs, just to be sure they didn’t pick-up anything. Especially if any of those lawyers had visited any urban areas, recently. kadaka Apr 10 2019 at 2:32 pm Now it all makes sense. We have all these problems with illegal immigrants thanks to Climate Change. Which has co-incidentally occurred as socialist governments collapse while people are fleeing the Climate Change-induced hardships, and Socialists worldwide are desperately pushing for an all-out assault on Climate Change so people feel safe and empowered in their own countries. So when I fire up the grill I’m basically inviting illegals to lunch. It’s not failed socialism: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says climate change is driving immigration Delilah T. Apr 10 2019 at 3:59 pm I think I finally figured this out. dTrump is/has been putting a wrestler’s chokehold on all the idiocy as well as exposing it to the Light of Day. This compresses the energies of the Froggie Proggies/Libertards – whatever you want to call them – so that their brains are compressed into small bundles that could easily be stored in ice cube trays in the freezer. Since they are no longer able to think for themselves, they parrot whatever they are told to parrot/regurge/repeat and their vocabulary becomes increasingly compressed. If they were computer programs, they’d be a few bytes on your hard drive that your antivirus software would enclose in the Kingdom of the RAM Kilobute. (I can remember when 16K or RAM was a freakin’ miracle.) Since all charged particles eventually combine with others to become stable and neutral, they will lose the charge that has kept them so active for so long and melt back into the Stored Memory of Oblivion, somewhere on a supercomputer’s smallest storage section. They will exist in memory only, faceless and forgotten. That’s why they want to damage/destroy what we remember now: they want that space for themselves. Ain’t gonna happen. They’ll only be recalled as their generations hippie protesters, people with no real cause other than commitment to The Lords of Chaos. That sounds like a great plot for another short story: “The Land of Misrule Wilted” or something like that. I’d better get busy. Delilah T. Apr 10 2019 at 4:01 pm Ouch! The typos! Sorry about that! JTC Apr 10 2019 at 4:04 pm This is excellent news… https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/israel-election-netanyahu-wins-fifth-term-as-rival-concedes/ar-BBVO7Fd?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=mailsignout Ramifications not just for Jews and Deplorables but even to the border battles. kadaka Apr 10 2019 at 5:55 pm We’re past three generations raised to not question that the reason the PLO/Hamas/Palestinian Authority won’t give them the free international aid for supper tonight is Israel, no matter how much is left to rot in warehouses because Israel. I don’t see much improvement on that front regardless. NotYetInACamp Apr 10 2019 at 9:27 pm Nor do I see the PLO/Hamas/Palestinian Authority ever changing the effort ( written in places, like charters) that From the river to the sea, Palestine must be free of Jews. The Jews are the eternal Muslim bogeyman no matter what there. As you say, they will always blame Israel. I see little change also. The Arafat era talks reached about 95% agreement on issues. Then, of course, the intifada was created so there would be no agreement. Didn’t Arafat die with billions in Swiss personal accounts. Like in Israel, there are people using other people for war and demographic war and invasion for monetary and control reason. There are many books and articles written on these type of matters. Day by day we also have to keep a close and hard look at what people are doing in our yard, and then handle it. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. 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