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  • November 20, 2022 at 12:20 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Best hurry up and get Kiko and Jack hitched.
    Everyone is used to the first child being “premature” anyway, but why upset Zed?

    And second thing, BEST get Jo and Jeff together for another “data download”. But make sure it’s far out in the back-back 40 closest to the Texas-Mexico border.

    • November 20, 2022 at 12:27 am
      Too Tall

      Jeff’s a lucky (stiff) robot, and he has no clue.

      “What’s her middle name, Alexa?” Gotta give Jack credit, fast thinking and.humor while inflagrente delecto are impressive skills.

    • November 20, 2022 at 1:14 am

      Don’t remember how many acres is the DD, but a sq mi section is 640 so that barn is pretty out there at 1/4 mi from the house, so the robot monster mash should be okay there. Not sure about the turkey launch though.

      • November 20, 2022 at 4:45 pm
        Shooter 2.5

        Dad is that far away. Not necessarily the house.

      • November 20, 2022 at 6:45 pm

        Oh, OK…

        “Your Father is only 402 meters away Kiko Owens.”

        Quarter-mile exactly.

        Not that 41/2 football fields is outside Z-Man’s range, but he ain’t shootin’ anybody or anything in the barn, so they’ve got some warning time to hook up and/or charge up.

        Turkey launch though? Texas ain’t big enough.

    • November 20, 2022 at 3:08 am

      I thought Jo was in DC. When’d she get back?

    • November 20, 2022 at 11:01 am
      Too Tall

      B Woodman,

      Correct as usual, plus have you seen the cost of weddings lately?

      The cost of even a “small, simple wedding” would give Don Portago pause.

      There’s Inflation, and then there’s Wedding Inflation which appears to be three times as much. Maybe it’s the pent up demand from the Wuhanic Plague lockdowns, but the costs are ridiculous.

      The inflation rate may slow, but the prices aren’t coming back down, so have them get married sooner rather than later, because I don’t see Sam, Kimiko, or Zed letting them go off to Vegas an get married like ‘Toly and Naomi.

      • November 20, 2022 at 11:29 am

        The prices will NEVER come down so long as we have the Federal Reserve shoveling new funny money into the Elite’s banks. And the only way to stop that is the End the Fed outright and let our productivity restore the money’s worth.
        Before the Federal Reserve we had short, sharp recessions that cleared out the economic dead wood. WITH the Federal Reserve we have long drawn-out recessions that maximize the economic pain and keep Old Money in control of the country.
        It’s long past time we kill this Progressive Era monster along with a bunch of other three letter Progressive Era agencies that create law without legislation and let lazy legislators raise campaign funds on our time rather than do their damn jobs.

      • November 20, 2022 at 11:50 am
        Chris Muir

        Did Naomi and Anatoly get hitched in Vegas? I can’t recall, but I know Sam and Zed did in a hurry because Sam was pregnant. After 7300 toons or so, I lose track!

      • November 21, 2022 at 12:02 am
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

        Too Tall,
        A short, simple civil ceremony is all that’s necessary.
        No big expensive wedding needed.
        Keep it Texas BBQ simple.
        Family and neighbors.
        Roast (cow/pig(s)) with the fixin’s.
        And there are enough civil/state ordained ministers out there (pagan, Druid, Odin, whatever) if you don’t want to go all high-falutin’ religious (twenty flavors of Christian, Buddhist, etc). And many are friends enough that don’t mind getting paid in gas and a hearty meal.
        So……don’t have to spend five-figures plus for a memorable wedding.
        Don’t need fancy china, silverware and table decorations.
        Paper plates, plastic ware, rolls of napkins (paper towels) will do, as long as the grub and grog are good.
        The only thing I might splurge on would be disposable cameras on each table so everyone will have a hand in the memories.

    • November 20, 2022 at 11:25 am

      Married? Young people still do that? Depends on the young people I guess, and from whence they sprung.

      Still, if they’re gonna get married, gotta have a Party, and as the girl says, they got none. But old DT is about to change all that I think. Last time after they said they didn’t want him he hijacked the ‘pubs to take all their org and infrastructure and then they came dragging along behind him (all the while plotting against him). This time he knows who his enemies are and he doesn’t need their failed pathetic party…so he’ll (we’ll) have to make a new one! And when that’s all done, we’ll make us a New Republic too!

      The MAGA Party (of course)…the founding party (but not necessarily the only one), of The Constitutional Republic of America, the CRA!

      Hey! Maybe the D&D boys (Donald and DeSantis) will visit the DD! Wouldn’t be the first time for the one, and you know the other needs to be there. And our couple Kiko and Jack can be among the very first charter members of the new party…THEIR new party, because God knows we have got to get new blood in there to replace all that old decrepit wrinkly shit in the old one.

  • November 20, 2022 at 12:22 am

    You chilluns best party party now, before your gen (ever so gently guided by the globalists from everywhere), gives away the store.

  • November 20, 2022 at 1:05 am

    “Pant pant yes yes, UNH, I’m gonna…”

    Gonna what? Gonna THAT?

    I see he’s in her pants and on the spot, but damn that boy got skillz!

  • November 20, 2022 at 1:15 am

    MMmmm, Shiny!

    • November 20, 2022 at 5:56 am

      All shiny ‘n’ chrome

    • November 20, 2022 at 7:51 am

      “Cuz I’m pretty?”

      “Cuz you’re pretty…”

      • November 20, 2022 at 9:01 am

        “Cuz she’s pretty,
        Oh so Pretty
        She’s so pretty and shiny, and briiight!

        Zar Belk!

  • November 20, 2022 at 3:44 am

    Jo’s in town that fast? Thought she was in DC getting evidence. Though she got flushed then too, but she did that herself.
    Question is what’s gonna burn this time?
    And who’s Visage will they use while “Exchanging” data?
    If they use the images of the missing feds, we’ll their suicide in a gay lover’s pact might make the news.
    But will be played as something to do with MAGA.

  • November 20, 2022 at 9:44 am

    Why am I thinking of the Doral’s Mother+2Daughters team Scar so foolishly turned down?

  • November 20, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    Silly question… is Jo working for Zed? If so… why is Jo protecting Kiko & Jack from being discovered by Zed?

    • November 20, 2022 at 12:15 pm
      Chris Muir

      Because Whammenz®.

      • November 20, 2022 at 5:20 pm

        So even programmed Whammenz® are that way? Damn…

    • November 20, 2022 at 1:03 pm

      Plus, she/it needs a download*, so all else has to wait, even The Boss.

      *But first Jeff gotta get it up-loaded.

  • November 20, 2022 at 1:39 pm
    Polly Cy

    With all the nude bathing your ladies do, it always amazes me that their … umm … appendages are so light.

    • November 20, 2022 at 3:11 pm
      Chris Muir

      Fantasy®, it’s what’s for dinner.

  • November 20, 2022 at 2:10 pm

    So f’n hilarious to see the lefties go crazy that EM has readmitted DT.

    The part that scares them is the percentage in the poll of MILLIONS at 52% to 48%, just about like the ACTUAL percentages in 2020.

    So they run screaming, “No, it’s not real! Everybody quit Twitter! Advertisers pull your ads! Everybody run! AIIEEE!

  • November 20, 2022 at 2:42 pm

    Get Jo and Jeff to DC to join. Turn that place into a glass parking lot

    • November 20, 2022 at 3:08 pm

      Great idea! Except that they could destroy the smithsonion & other worthy architectural stuff! As almost all of the swamp critters need a neutron bomb

      • November 20, 2022 at 4:17 pm

        National Treasures that cannot be replaced. Good point. Hmm
        There must be a better solution. Hmm

      • November 20, 2022 at 11:47 pm
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

        Neutron bomb.
        Destroy the people, keep the buildings.

      • November 22, 2022 at 8:48 am

        Contact the aliens from “The 27th Day”. Their Neutron Bomb destroyed anyone with sociopathic psychology.

        Zar Belk!

  • November 20, 2022 at 3:03 pm

    The Fed is doing a few things to reduce inflation. No longer buying Treasury bonds and selling those they have. Which drys up the amount of currency flaoting in the economy. Main reason CDs are beginning to increase interest rates. Biden’s still spending like a drunk sailor is the main source of inflation, at present.

    • November 20, 2022 at 3:11 pm

      Socialists believe that money and wealth originate with gov; fed and otherwise…or at least they want the proles to believe it. And at the same time they want the producers to cease and desist and die. We’ll see how that works.

      • November 20, 2022 at 7:04 pm

        The original Puritan Thanksgiving proved that socialism / communism did not work. When it was all common work for the colonists and then split the goods produced, they starved.
        When the leader changed it to each person or family had an assigned plot of land from which they retained the production to eat or sell any surplus, then people did not starve with the bountiful harvest private ownership produced.
        Other pie in the sky to each according to their needs and work as you will colonies suffered starvation until they got off their asses and worked with the motivation of benefiting from their production.

        WTF and Klaus want many of us to die. They believe that we are using their resources. Useless eaters has been a name bandied about by them. In Plymouth colony during the starving times, less than one fifth of the men worked to produce. The rest ate what others produced. In other words, they stole food from everyone else. The attrition rate was monstrously high.

  • November 20, 2022 at 11:17 pm
    William Henry

    Jack don’t wanna have her standing up when the big O is reached, they end up on the floor very quickly.

  • November 20, 2022 at 11:45 pm

    Shouldn’t the reflection on Jo’s butt be the mirror image of the previous panel?



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