Damn The Torpedoes.


  • May 31, 2020 at 12:12 am
    John M.

    >:-( Here I am looking for the “goodies” for this year’s fund-raiser, and it’s still only 31 May… Worse that waiting for Christmas!

  • May 31, 2020 at 12:18 am

    I really don’t want to know what the Dem’s Sexual practices are where the CCP is concerned

    • May 31, 2020 at 3:15 pm
      Florida Man

      I suspect it’s something like the assistant in that Archer episode, when Katya Kazanova has taken over as head of the KGB and asks what she has to do to get a drink around there.

  • May 31, 2020 at 12:26 am

    Dims 4 trillion budget…now there’s a rim job for you.

    And so we reach the end of fiscal year 2020 at DBD.

    Ahead now in FY 2021 is the most critical election in history for the survival of the Republic and the next five months will decide which way it goes.

    The contribution to truth and sanity that is unfurled in this toon, and the depth and dedication that is evident in this comment community are unique and worthy of the financial support to make it through this incredible time passage and the continuing saga of our friends at the ranch and their mentor over by the Cape (how did that look today CM?).

    Collection box opens tomorrow. Drop some Benjamin’s in there!

  • May 31, 2020 at 4:05 am

    Operation Race Riot is merely proof that Operation Covid Apocalypse failed to mortally weaken LiterallyHitler (and backfired in that it strengthened his hand against the Dims’ ChiCom allies). Upcoming: Operation 1984 Big Tech, Operation Ballot Fraud, Operation Uncontainable Foreign Crisis, Operation Sirhan Sirhan…

    • May 31, 2020 at 10:53 am

      Case in point as to the comment community…and this one is dead-on. Anything and everything is weaponized with just one goal and all else is irrelevant. And now they are scared, desperate, dangerous as any cornered animal, willing to chew off its own leg to escape.

      But you’re gonna have to ‘splain the Sirhan threat to me please.

      • May 31, 2020 at 11:57 am
        The Nth Doctor

        Sirhan Sirhan was the Palestinian man who assassinated Senator Robert F. Kennedy on June 5th, 1968.

      • May 31, 2020 at 12:33 pm

        Yes sir thank you, that I know but what I don’t is if the ties to the others is that it was weaponized as a catalyst for loot n burn or if the murder itself was a planned operation for disruption and destruction? And if so, by whom?

  • May 31, 2020 at 5:16 am

    Do both. Multitasking.

  • May 31, 2020 at 5:19 am

    Chi Coms suck as bad as Dems.

    • May 31, 2020 at 8:36 am

      Hence …Pacific Rim Job.

    • May 31, 2020 at 8:28 pm

      So they have not mastered the art of not breathing while swallowing

  • May 31, 2020 at 6:46 am

    The plan is coming together. There may yet be trauma, but it will work.

  • May 31, 2020 at 6:50 am

    All that’s really needed whenever a PLAN frigate tries to “shoulder ” any other vessel is a single low-hertz “ping” from an under-ice sonar. (The ping from a BQQ-10 is above the audible threshold. )

    No need to surface. They know what it means.

    “There are two kinds of vessels at sea. Submarines- and targets.”

    clear ether


    • May 31, 2020 at 10:18 am

      “One ping only…”
      That should genuinely rattle some nerves, from the brig to the captain’s chair.

  • May 31, 2020 at 9:56 am

    Notice these Astroturf Protests springing up in Deep Blue cities are coordinated, almost like Community Organizers (hmmm, where had I heard that title before…) organized these terrorist operations, complete with bused in people from other areas, with orders to incite riots, having a pile of bricks no one can account for being conveniently sitting waiting to be thrown through windows. Some timing, just when all the declassification of the Flynn frame job are coming to light, and we seem to be coming nearer to Durham’s wrath closing in (notice the deep state FBI lawyer just got canned) and Herr Mueller, Comey, Rosenstein are shown clearly to have dirty hands in the coup effort.

    It’s almost like this protest/riot was planned. Right when the country is opening up economically too.

    The Chinese, who released this pandemic, are looking to take advantage of the damage done, just like conquests done during other pandemics in the past. But we will only see the headlines of the George Floyd protest riots, not the actions being done by China. The propagandists aren’t paid to report anything bad on China.

  • May 31, 2020 at 11:16 am

    I would hope President Trump will get US out of kissing China’s diseased ass.
    The democrats in their protection/cover attempts are doing the rim job.
    Big difference.

  • May 31, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Many times here when we have discussed the puppets and pretty mouthpieces of the commie left and the inoculation centers of academia and the propagandists of the fake news media, we have speculated who, what, and where is the godhead of this litany of bought slaves and operatives…

    Speculate no more. It is Communist China. DJT knows it and is methodically and incrementally attacking them to weaken the response from them and their agents around the world including here. Our enemies within can be largely neutralized in November, Dear God please, and then…

    And then it’s war on China. Economic at first, ending ALL trade with the real Evil Empire. And then, if need be, strategic physical destruction. Break out the Light Sabers even…we have them now you know.

    Defeat the communists, again, and save the world, again.

    • May 31, 2020 at 1:01 pm

      I understand the Japanese are actually _paying_ their business to withdraw from China, but that will be a tall order here, our Corporate Masters are too big and too well compromised by the CCP. The Trump approach of jacking tariffs seems to be the better option, but it will take time and too many of our K Street lobbies already act like wholly owned subsidiaries of Beijing.
      The only solution to that is to simply overturn the Congressional Population to the point that the corruption has to begin again from square one, which makes next November crucial to our future.

  • May 31, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Antifa behaves much like a hydra, a mythical multi-headed leviathan creature that seems well at home in a Pacific Rim plot.

    DJT and AG Barr need to viciously go after Antifa by utilizing the Racketeer Influenced & Corrupt Organization Act, the RICO Statute, to slay this hydra by eliminating all the heads, the body and tail all at once.

    This statute has worked well against the Mafia, drug-trafficking cartels, OMCs like the Hells Angels and the Mongols, to name a few. Antifa needs to be added to this rogue’s gallery …

    • May 31, 2020 at 1:21 pm

      Antifa is a strange beast. Unlike most organizations it deliberately avoids having a command structure and relies on small cells and consensus coordinated in back channels.
      We do have a recourse however. Their very philosophy makes them vulnerable to infiltration, and it happens that crossing state lines with intent to riot is a Federal Offense.
      I can only hope that LE is taking DNA samples of all those arrested. Being arrested in two different states and caught rioting is irrefutable proof of violation of that law.

  • May 31, 2020 at 12:39 pm
    • May 31, 2020 at 1:40 pm

      Sorry Chris, had to wish Clint a happy b-day 90…one of the last of a breed. But I’m done now until the DDD* levels are unveiled.

      Good thing I don’t have to pay by the comment. 🙂

      *Whether the first two D’s stand out (heh) as a great measurement, or for Double Down for the former awesome bar (and where they first met DT by chopper prior to election IIR, or both, the last D is for us, according to Chris’ comment about the levels the other day. We are right there in the name of this amazing cartoon ranch.

      So, see y’all back at the Ranch, tomorrow 6/1/20…Payup Day.

  • May 31, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    I sent mine in early so will wait till next installment to find out the lvls of deplorable I can be even if the first one doesn’t count since it went in the mail early. Thanks again Chris for all you do. Stay safe, stay healthy, stay happy.

  • June 1, 2020 at 12:19 am

    I love it. I looked up a translation of the Chinese characters in panel 1. It came out as “Hey, guys!”

    • June 1, 2020 at 5:29 am

      “Hey Guys!”


  • June 1, 2020 at 5:22 am

    That $4 Trillion Democrat budget needs to be trimmed of all pork. Trim the RINO pork and the Republican pork. Be who the people elected. The people (95% of them) did not elect a President to move the wealth curve even more into the unworthy clutches of the few elite.
    The wealth curve has been shifted by policy and law. It is killing the innovation of the nation as all wealth and ability to use capital assets is limited to the few who really use it to control whatever they can. They are acting like Democrats. Elites believe only they deserve decision power.
    A small start is buying the Fed at the forfeiture equitable price of the original stock price the fed owners received in loans from the fed to buy the Central Bank.
    The money supply has previously been expanded into the pockets of the so called elite by various inequitable means. It needs to have some shifted back to the people by continued fiat creation that is put into the assets of the 86% or so.
    I never thought exactly this way before recently, but, that is where it will stimulate the economy. That is where it will help hurting Americans across the board. That is where the banks can compete to be the people will use the fiat at. Banks could be forced into a type of matching reduction of loans when that fiat is used to pay mortgages and bank loans. Something can be arranged. The government sold delinquent student loans to collection agencies at great reductions or pennies on the dollar. Student loans that have been sold to asset weasels, collection agencies, asset recovery weasels, could be forced to redeem all such loans at the price they bought them, plus the govt could kick them 5%. This will enable those debt slaved people to possibly enter the housing market and put life into that area. Many students will never be able to get a loan at reasonable prices due to the crush of their student loans, and the stripping of assets to China and elsewhere along with the jobs and production which the traitors in Congress and business have massively benefited from. These type of perversions of a free national market must be and can be rectified by proper us of the Fed, using it as it was sold to be used as, and the benefits a government should bring to its people, (not only the monarchistic elite rulers) can begin to flow from our government again.
    Worse, our elite (Hack hack) were completely outmaneuvered by China (or complicit) in the destruction of the American people and the destruction of our economy.
    Like in Pacific Rim, we have met and defeated even greater enemies as the enemy alien civilization set them upon us. And we have an old school Jaeger USA being piloted by an old school national pilot who is fully capable of driving Jaeger USA to its victory against tremendous opposition.
    Melania is his copilot. She is quite the competent person with great strengths. Not unlike the copilot in the victory over the invaders in Pacific Rim.

    I like the movie. Rinko Kikuchi acted well as the copilot Mako Mori of Gipsy Danger.

    We are under attack from a united foreign and domestic enemy. We must defeat them.
    And defeating and molding the budget on the stimulus to good purpose rather than evil is one way to a victory for the American people.


    Rinko Kikuchi



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