Hysterical History.


  • February 15, 2021 at 12:12 am

    Chinese are working on the take-out…taking out thousands of Americans by every method and means, and JoHo is setting it all up for them.

    Damn, the chestnuts didn’t fall far from that redhead tree did they? ;D One might say jailbait but mess with that hot child and you’d likely skip jail and go straight to the morgue…

    • February 15, 2021 at 1:14 am

      Touch any of the Owens Females and that person(s) is/are looking at being staked out with a really painful outcome.

      • February 15, 2021 at 10:19 am
        Punta Gorda

        I’m guessing primitive weapons…

        Note; In my inclination to be a jerk, I’ve always felt that primitive weapons season should be relegated to a sharp stick and maybe a knife.

      • February 15, 2021 at 12:27 pm

        It is my understanding that some flint knapped knives have a nice edge for certain workings.

      • February 15, 2021 at 11:26 am

        Preferably on a convenient ant hill.

    • February 15, 2021 at 3:39 pm
  • February 15, 2021 at 12:12 am
    Too Tall

    Discount? With Sam’s cooking the Owens should be getting stock options with each order.

  • February 15, 2021 at 12:25 am

    As to the burnt steak, I see the issue in the first frame where she got it waaay too close to that hot oven…

  • February 15, 2021 at 12:29 am
    John M.

    I realize that Jan is probably beyond redemption in the kitchen, but I wonder if Travis could teach Mari and Kiko how to cook… Imagine a good looking young woman with brains and the talents to both shoot AND prepare an excellent meal.

    I’m with JTC here — I’m beginning to worry about my mental state when I start breathing heavily over a Jailbait cartoon character!

  • February 15, 2021 at 12:31 am

    For an engineer, that is some accomplishment. Thought she could have melted the tongs too. I haven’t burned a steak even using the smoke wrench.

    • February 15, 2021 at 12:22 pm

      I need to pay closer attention, I thought Sam was making or repairing a cowboy boot. Come to think of it, there’s not much difference between the two.

  • February 15, 2021 at 12:52 am

    The concept contained in the article posted by Pamela is insane. Even considering doing this under any circumstances has a real probability of total take out suicide included.
    Our classically open society would be open to the potential total takeout.
    Why are such obvious dangers and threats embraced by so many sucking from the teat of government and of the violent tyrants hiring as much of the world as they can on the backs of producers? All ideas also embraced by useful idiots believing they are working for the greater good.
    “The witches need to have this before anyone else

    • February 15, 2021 at 1:06 am

      Try having a chat with my oldest (49 in April!) daughter…

      Her -extensive- research and documented background facts about that shit will scare the white right offa ya…

    • February 15, 2021 at 4:27 am
      Punta Gorda

      Hey….I’ve been past that guy’s neighborhood. Decent writer.

    • February 15, 2021 at 12:41 pm

      Call me an old paranoid Cold Warrior, but from the beginning of this mess I believed the virus that came to be called Covid 19 was actually conceived and then used as a bioweapon.
      The reason no one seems to believe me is that no one can believe that the CCP is so cold blooded as to use such a weapon on themselves. But people seem to forget that they are Communists and believe that humans are State Property, to be disposed of at the State’s convenience.
      This becomes an acceptable risk however if the virus came in two distinct strains. The first would be the killer we all know and fear. The second, tested extensively on “volunteers” first, would be deliberately introduced to the CCP membership first to inoculate them against the deadly type.
      Both types now coexist in the world population and won’t be distinguishable without a really expensive analysis, and even then could be dismissed as “natural” since the benign type would have originally been developed by “natural” selection rather than direct modification.
      In the meantime Ji invented and instituted the “lockdown” procedure to maximize casualties by viral overload in a confined space.
      The reason for this man-made disaster?
      China has a huge population of old people the CCP wants to liquidate to improve their failing economy and of course cause chaos in the West.

  • February 15, 2021 at 1:19 am

    It’s always been posited that there might be a day with “Kill Switches” built into a drug that is supposed to keep something nasty from happening.

    A new version of Biological Roulette

  • February 15, 2021 at 2:14 am

    Everyone~ Keep an eye out and plan for the worse depending on your locale.

    • February 15, 2021 at 10:31 am


      Is “Polar Vortex” the same as “Globull Warming”?

      • February 15, 2021 at 11:30 am

        The answer is no, a polar vortex is like the “Alberta Clipper” weather front but on steroids. While I was living in Missouri (before my triumphant return to Florida) I went through several Alberta Clippers and a couple of polar vortexes and the polar vortex was far colder.

      • February 15, 2021 at 2:08 pm

        Rhetorical question…

        “Polar vortex” is a sci-fi sounding name for a real -and deadly cold- natural phenomenon, while “Globull warming” is a created scare tactic designed to extract and redistribute US dollars and ironically destroy the engines of commerce that create it. Yes they are that dumb, and their glo-bull BS is just that.

  • February 15, 2021 at 2:18 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    “Mommmm! Grandpa is yelling at the dog again!!”

    (note- the dog died 4 years ago.)

    • February 15, 2021 at 12:30 pm

      Hmm. Wonder how often the minders are having to call a lid these days and how many silicone doubles does he have…

  • February 15, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    1970s Chinese inspired Death of Free Speech at Harvard events.
    My. How it rhymes.
    Many similarities, including the gutless wonders known as university administration. Commies are still commies. European and Chinese tactics have slowly increased in the US until now anything can be expected. The opposition to the USA has accumulated quite a CV by now. And the playbook is imported and injected into the weak minds.

  • February 15, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    Polar Vortex: an air mass moving in a circular motion CCW in the Northern hemisphere is a low pressure air mass. There is currently an air mass centered at the North Pole moving West to East down to the 40th Parallel being nudged along by a Jet Stream.
    Family in ND, MN, and the UP are all complaining they’re colder than Siberia today.
    Texas gets 25% of it’s electrical power from the wind. The fans were froze up last night. Rolling blackouts from Dallas to Houston. Same problem in Germany, Netherlands and others. Our EPA has had coal generating plants ‘dismantled’ as the fans and solar panels went up. Protect the environment, you know. Xiden’s plan for electrical generation is to buy solar panels from China. They don’t work with ice on ’em any better than the fans. Especially a night.
    It’s beer thirty..

    • February 15, 2021 at 10:24 pm

      So you say your windmills are out of breath, your sun panels ain’t so hot, and the greenies want you to stop burning dinosaur juice?

      No problem; next-gen nukes make more power than all of that combined and new tech fission models have mostly solved the issues of the old ones…

      Wait, what? None of that is true because there has been near zero R&D for decades?

      Never mind, go back to freezing your ass off like the third-world cave dweller your new overlords want you to be.

    • February 15, 2021 at 10:51 pm

      Sitting on a treasure of energy, Texas freezes. Because they believed a lie. Damn, thought Texans were smart.

      • February 15, 2021 at 11:18 pm
        John M.

        Individually they are, but there are still overlords with an agenda…

      • February 16, 2021 at 6:09 pm

        Progressives caused tens of hundreds (?) of billions to be spent on Clean Coal electric power generation. Regulations they passed demanded it.
        Technology and scrubbers made the air being expelled from the coal power plants better than the air going in and it met standards even normal air in cities could not meet. Texas had a good number of these coal power plants. Remember the billions upon billions spent to get the air exhaust cleaner than air.
        They were closed down (all?) by EPA edicts and Congress’s laws.
        Billions of research and infrastructure capital expenditures rendered worthless.
        Austin Teas, now a bastion of snowflake progressiveness and anti environment style idiocy decided that in all fairness to the Earth and its citizens those foul clean coal electric power plants must go. The electric plants were very profitable to the City of Austin, but they had to be turned to scrap in the name of ‘the good of all / the greater good’ virtue signalling.
        So the clean coal powered plants were closed.
        Bye bye evil ant-socialist profit. Bye bye clean electricity. Bye bye US generated electricity.
        Austin bought power from dirty coal electric power plants located across the USA border in Mexico.
        Not saying this had an effect n failing to roll the blackouts, but, that is many hundreds of miles of power lines, electric stations, snow, sleet, ice, and bumbling that must be dealt with to keep the electricity on in Austin, and other Texas areas.
        But virtue has been signalled. There is nothing more to see there.

        Oops. The Bolshi/red guards/Califoriates have all been dancing and celebrating the stupidity of Texas on not being able to do what California can do. Roll a blackout. They are attacking Texans and Sen Cruz’s tweets of a year ago.
        But it is all in fun and virtue signalling how much they have done for the greater goo, no matter the cost.
        They’re so fine. They’re green.
        Any incorrect statements from memories of long ago. Tough. It’s the internet.


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