Marriage & Divorce, Men & Women Comments TomZ Nov 09 2017 at 12:04 am Father or fathers? Pamela Nov 09 2017 at 12:07 am Zed’s not wearing a shirt. ~ Delilah get in here. Grunt GI Nov 09 2017 at 12:52 am Not only no shirt, but an awesome cowboy hat…who says Chris doesn’t take care of his female readers? MAJ Arkay Nov 09 2017 at 9:04 am Thank you, Chris, for that awesome morning view. Delilah T. Nov 09 2017 at 10:43 pm Hubba hubba! JTC Nov 09 2017 at 12:41 am Zed sweating over Red wondering who Skye’s babydaddy is? Oh, hell no. Grunt GI Nov 09 2017 at 12:51 am It appears more like Zed is working his butt off while Sam is prattling on about Skye’s baby daddy, which I’m sure Zed doesn’t give a rat about at this point. As I recall, Skye got knocked up while on one of her runaway tantrums and was whisked off to Mama-sans to have the babies….anybody remember? JTC Nov 09 2017 at 2:14 am Probably just CM jerking us around (again). 🙂 But note his listed categories for this one: Men & Women, Marriage & Divorce And why all this fuss about Zed being shirtless? When I walk around the house like that, wife says “go put a shirt on”. 🙁 Maybe I’ll try a Stetson. Pamela Nov 09 2017 at 9:54 am I ask my husband why stop at just the shirt. Kafiroon Nov 09 2017 at 12:58 pm My wife says “Go shave!” Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! Nov 09 2017 at 1:36 am Could be a call back to Sam’s nightmare back in 2014, http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/blue-christmas/ Epador Nov 09 2017 at 1:44 am All I remembered from that strip was the KSG, which I promptly obtained in two tone black and silver… Deplorable B Woodman Nov 09 2017 at 12:52 am Is Sam accusing Zed of being Eva and Hugo’s father? WTF? Or is Sam just upset that Zed isn’t paying attention to her non-news? Shonkin Nov 09 2017 at 12:57 am Man, I wouldn’t pull a bob’ wire gate shut without something between me and the wire — preferably a denim jacket or leather vest. SoCal Stoli Nov 09 2017 at 1:18 am Which is why you ain’t Zed!! KenH Nov 09 2017 at 1:21 am Oh, PLEASE SKYPE? A SKANK who falls under he category “too lazy to jerk off” NEVER EVER PaulS Nov 09 2017 at 8:42 am Don’t be lazy, and stay safe. 😉 cmblake6 Nov 09 2017 at 1:29 am This isn’t much to think about. Zed is a man, Sam is a woman, priorities differ. Too Tall Nov 09 2017 at 1:40 am Zed realizes it would take an n-dimensional version of March Madness Bracketology to figure this out. One father or two? Does the father (or fathers) know? Does Skye even know? Karl, Tucker, Travis, ‘Tory, or multiple players to be named later? The mind boggles. eon Nov 09 2017 at 7:32 am Zed’s a sniper, and they figure targets and timing. I suspect his money is on Karl, and that’s why he doesn’t give a particular shit. Except if Karl should show up trying to stake a claim, at which point Zed would tip the nod to Javier. Leaving Karl running like a MF’er with “Who Let The Dogs Out?” playing on his phone. clear ether eon pool dog Nov 09 2017 at 9:09 am I think it’s been too long after Karl’s departure for him to be the sperm donor…..besides, last time we saw him, He wasn’t ‘daddy’ but ‘Father’ Karl. I’m not Catholic but I do believe those boys are supposed to be celibate. Pamela Nov 09 2017 at 9:57 am I thought Zed gelded Karl… Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! Nov 09 2017 at 11:59 am Horrible thought, what if the sperm donor was one of Zed and Sam’s discarded condoms and a turkey baster? eeeeewwwwwww!!! JTC Nov 09 2017 at 2:56 pm Ew is right for another reason too. Condoms for marrieds? Hell no. That’s like doing it with somebody else’s dick. Bareback baby! nonncom Nov 09 2017 at 4:42 pm It’s C-E-L-B-R-A-T-E, not C-E-L-I-B-A-T-E…. nonncom Nov 09 2017 at 4:42 pm sorry….fk’d the whole thing up….. Doggo Nov 09 2017 at 9:47 am I like the n-dimensional bracket, but I think it’s easier to figure out who is NOT the daddy…Zed, Damon, Chris, KenH, the other regular readers of DBD. Every other guy on the planet is eligible. Too Tall Nov 09 2017 at 10:05 am WORD! JTC Nov 09 2017 at 11:50 am Don’t know if you should rule out KenH…remember the words of the Bard; “the (gent) doth protest too much, methinks”. 🙂 Kafiroon Nov 09 2017 at 1:01 pm Heh ! hehheh! Pamela Nov 09 2017 at 7:43 pm Nah! Never would happen. I don’t think he’d be able to get that drunk to boink Skye. Too Tall Nov 09 2017 at 1:46 am Is an initial field of 68 large enough? How many play-in games were required to set the field? What criteria (if any) did the Selection Committie use? I know, very unchivalrous of me towards Skye, and this line of thought gets me a front row seat in an inner circle of hell. Halley Nov 09 2017 at 1:59 am But admit it, Skye&Zed is massive hot. We’re being teased, but in a most steamy way.. MAJ Arkay Nov 09 2017 at 9:08 am Skye & Zed is not even slightly warm, Kiddo. Ewww. Dienekes Nov 09 2017 at 2:00 am I feel his pain. Some of those wire gates are a bastard to get closed again. John Nov 09 2017 at 3:40 pm He needs an “S” curved lever. The best ones were made of part of a horse collar. They’re light and can stretch the wire real tight. JTC Nov 09 2017 at 2:20 am Speaking of daddys, Zed needs his to tell him to use a rope to pull that gate tight. MasterDiver Nov 09 2017 at 9:58 am I’d use a ratchet come-along, like I use to stretch chain link fencing. And still wear protective clothing. Zar Belk JTC Nov 09 2017 at 12:12 pm Come-along for stretching runs, rope for pulling wire gate together…quick trucker’s hitch works like a simple block and tackle but without the block or the tackle; lets you pull sections together or tie down loads with one hand while you connect them or tie them off with the other. That and the clove hitch are most useful knots in the world. WayneM Nov 09 2017 at 2:35 am Sam is looking fair-to-middling grumpy… I know engineers like to find solutions to questions but this seems an overreaction… Pamela Nov 09 2017 at 11:25 am Sam needs to get laid PaulS Nov 09 2017 at 8:54 am With regard to Skye, Sister wants to know and Zed couldn’t give a shit. In fact he probably doesn’t want to know since he has been raising them hizelf, and pest elimination could be problematic. I hear a soundtrack for this strip, “My give a damns, busted”. pool dog Nov 09 2017 at 9:12 am Is it me or does Zed look awfully buff as compared to usual? Possible dream sequence? Alex J Nov 09 2017 at 10:17 am Compare and contrast https://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/january07-2008/ with today’s cartoon. Being married is a good thing. Alternately, “Beef Does a Body Good” with apologies to the beef marketing board. JTC Nov 09 2017 at 12:17 pm So even Pamela would tell ’08 Zed to put a shirt on. 🙂 A decade older and the boy is now beefed and buffed. I hate this time-warp shit. 😉 Kafiroon Nov 09 2017 at 1:05 pm Working a ranch or farm. Big difference to many jobs. Key is amount of physical work. Pamela Nov 09 2017 at 2:31 pm JT You know me better than that. I’d ask him to take the bottoms off. JTC Nov 09 2017 at 3:26 pm Guess Sam ain’t the only one needs layin’? 😉 Pamela Nov 09 2017 at 7:44 pm Already taken care of. 😉 Grunt GI Nov 09 2017 at 5:00 pm SO, they can’t be too far from the ol’ swimming hole. Just think…Sam and Zed at swimming hole. win win for everyone. John Nov 09 2017 at 3:45 pm I love how much Chris’ art has improved over the years. Old Codger Nov 09 2017 at 2:06 pm OT: Any of you folks seen this? California NAACP seeks to abolish ‘Star-Spangled Banner,’ calling it ‘racist’ (from the article) The California chapter of the NAACP has a solution for the NFL take-a-knee flap: Get rid of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” The organization is urging Congress to jettison the national anthem after passing a resolution at its Oct. 26-29 state conference describing the tune as “one of the most racist, pro-slavery, anti-black songs in the American lexicon.” Read the rest here: https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/nov/9/california-naacp-seeks-abolish-star-spangled-banne/?mkt_tok=eyJpIjoiTVRZNVpqRTNZMlUxWWpVeSIsInQiOiJcL0FwS1NLS1wvWEIwV09aSWJlRkxBTUtLTmI3c3FXQnhpUzFOZVhjdlBaenVoMDlJdExcL0RLUkJBNWZLSVVvZVBadDJMeHE5UXJyXC8wMDFLVGh2OXFSUmVzREpEUVpacm0yWEtoT0Z6UkI3ZldOWFJtZjdPSEV6M2hwMTBtOEkwRmYifQ%3D%3D Anyone giving odds it happens? Not this year, maybe, but sooner or later? I figure that if the Dems have a working majority in both houses and Obozo 2.0 at 600 Penn. Ave. it’s a sure thing. John Nov 09 2017 at 3:50 pm Yet another piece of nonsense exuding from the People’s Democratic Republic of California. Just for that we’ll make ’em pay their fair share of taxes. Sam Nov 09 2017 at 11:58 pm John – You spelled it wrong. It’s People’s Democraptic Republic of California. MasterDiver Nov 09 2017 at 8:10 pm The only line that even comes close is in the 3rd stanza “No refuge could save the hireling and slave” that represents the mercenaries and pressed men used to fill the ranks of the British Army and Navy. Remember the Hessians defeated after the Delaware crossing were a Mercenary Regiment of Germans. Zar Belk! Interventor Nov 09 2017 at 10:39 pm Who became the Pennsylvania Dutch. cz93x62 Nov 09 2017 at 7:58 pm The DPRK is such a fun place to live. Wall Street Journal published a study c. 2012 in which they assert that between 1985 and 2005 California gained 13 million new residents. During that same timespan, California only gained 150,000 State income tax payers. can you say “Not sustainable?” Ol’ Red seems to still have a case of the ass over Skye’s little faux pas with Zed’s hand. Delilah T. Nov 09 2017 at 10:59 pm I can guess who the baby Daddy is NOT. Definitely none of the following: Woz; Zebo; Sean; Repo; Zig; Zack; Bill C. (he’s sterile); Gandalf; Jorry; Bends; Zed (he has better taste in women) Maybe/maybe not: the protester guy in the elevator in Portland; the Commissar (any warm bed in a storm); Emperor Jones Maybe: the hobo at the truck stop on Rt. 84; the guy bumming quarters for food at the local grocery store parking lot when the food pantries are open all day; Javier and Javier’s great-uncle Menudo. 🙂 That was fun. Thanks for the “more Zed’ response. CM. I lugged groceries in all afternoon. Glad to see someone else working and sweating.