Blew It.


  • November 13, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    There can be no micro aggressions with Sam.

  • November 13, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    “Paris” Ouch! How timely was that?

    • November 13, 2015 at 11:29 pm

      My first thought on the Paris attack: This time, there were no Americans nearby to save them.

    • November 14, 2015 at 12:04 am
      rooftop voter

      Yea, has to be dumb luck, no way he is that fast………….. Of course, if I were a conspiracy theorist………… 😉

      • November 14, 2015 at 9:43 am
        Chris Muir

        In the original 3rd panel before the news came out, zed says “to a degree”

      • November 14, 2015 at 10:00 am
        Uunca Walt


  • November 13, 2015 at 10:58 pm

    Nice to see Zed rising to the occasion and protecting Sam’s most valuable assets.

  • November 13, 2015 at 10:58 pm

    smooth,, smooth and subtle

  • November 13, 2015 at 11:01 pm
    Ryk E Lee

    I know it’s just a ‘toon, but I’m jealous.

    • November 13, 2015 at 11:04 pm
      John M.

      …envious… you can only be jealous if it’s supposed to be yours.

      • November 14, 2015 at 12:53 pm

        I have my own Zed at home. Only without the eye patch.

      • November 14, 2015 at 7:06 pm

        So does my wife. 😉

  • November 13, 2015 at 11:04 pm
    Al T.

    Parisians no longer have Paris.

    We may soon no longer have Gotham.

    To the Batmobile!

    • November 13, 2015 at 11:53 pm

      With DeBlasio, that may be true.

      I think Lubbock is a different story.

      • November 14, 2015 at 2:03 am

        Agreed. Close enough to Clovis for a high speed response.

    • November 14, 2015 at 9:30 am
      Gideon Reed

      Maybe the French need to close those damned Gun Show loopholes, beef up background checks and extend the waiting period. Declare all France a Gun Free Zone. That’l do it
      Damned Israelis it’s their fault /sarc detent: On full sir.

      • November 14, 2015 at 12:51 pm

        Next time Hillary starts talking GUN Control, just point to Paris and say loudly “HELL NO!” Then say “YOU and your lot can not be TRUSTED with anything including this NATION and HER CITIZENS!

  • November 13, 2015 at 11:22 pm

    Well, Zed’s obviously feeling better… (Operative word is “feeling.”)

  • November 13, 2015 at 11:23 pm

    History will record the names of these politicians who threw open the gates in the name of ill-guided compassion and caused the deaths of hundreds, if not thousands, of the citizens of their own nations.

  • November 13, 2015 at 11:32 pm

    They may not always have the peaceful, Leftist Paris, no. Time will tell.

    They may get the Paris that dispatches commandos to sink an activist ship that was getting in their way.

    • November 14, 2015 at 10:38 am

      They got caught.

  • November 13, 2015 at 11:44 pm

    Seems like Nato article five may need to be invoked again, “Play the Marseillaise! Play it!”

  • November 13, 2015 at 11:52 pm

    The attacks are near the St Denis area. That is a major concentration of muzzles in one of those no go zones — banlieue. BTW, St Denis is the one you see with his head under his arm.

    • November 13, 2015 at 11:54 pm

      Time to make like the Krauts in Marseilles in ’43.

  • November 14, 2015 at 12:02 am
    Spin Drift

    “Play it again, Zed,” said Charlie Hebdo.

    Vive la France!

  • November 14, 2015 at 12:07 am
    Spin Drift

    Or “Play with it again, Sam.”

    Molon Labe

    • November 14, 2015 at 1:10 pm
      Chris Muir


  • November 14, 2015 at 12:08 am

    There may have been armed police or military types around tourist sites and other places, but that obviously did not stop any attacks.
    I tend to think that in the US there is a fair probability that there are armed citizens closer to the “events”.

  • November 14, 2015 at 12:25 am

    Depends on whether or not it’s in a “gun free zone.”

    There is a difference between “weapon free” and “weapons free.”

  • November 14, 2015 at 12:25 am

    Depends on whether or not it’s in a “gun free zone.”

  • November 14, 2015 at 12:26 am

    There is a difference between “weapon free” and “weapons free.”

    • November 14, 2015 at 6:43 am
      Bill G

      You have a green light on that.

  • November 14, 2015 at 12:27 am

    Sorry about that.

  • November 14, 2015 at 12:31 am

    We move ever closer to Wretchard’s Three Conjectures. Except it may not require a nuke in the hands of the jihadists to trigger it.

    Imagine a biowar attack, or a “dirty” bomb attack, on a capital of a country like France that, like us, has boomers.

    Retribution could come within a few hours at most after the perpetrators “claim responsibility”.

    BTW, the French M51 SLBM can reach most of the MidEast from French national waters;

    Technically, they wouldn’t have to go past Corsica. They could almost launch from dockside at Lorient, on the Atlantic side.

    clear ether


  • November 14, 2015 at 2:05 am

    You know what they call a gun free area? A free fire zone.

  • November 14, 2015 at 2:37 am

    cmblake6 or a “target rich environment”

    • November 14, 2015 at 2:56 am

      Roger that for an alternative.

    • November 14, 2015 at 10:22 am
      Otto Didact

      I call a gun free zone a target-rich free fire zone.

  • November 14, 2015 at 2:58 am

    Well, the Europeans are learning the hard lessons of “open borders”. The muzzies will be taking over soon and the Europeans will be minorities in their own former countries.

    Will we learn from their errors? Not likely. Arizona tried to do something and got boycotted, embargoed and all but “bitch slapped” for our troubles. While there is no hope for the left coast, academia, and socialist mobs, there is a glimmer of hope the Feds might get reigned in with a new change in management. OTOH, if her highness, Ms “Too Big to go to Jail” Clinton is elected, we’re all screwed.

    • November 14, 2015 at 4:17 am

      They already are in France. The French make up only about 49%. The rest are rag heads.

  • November 14, 2015 at 3:13 am

    Some cultures are inferior.

    like one that would classify Sam as property, and not as a partner.

    Have any of these snowflakes in the insane side of our politics ever even tried to reach beyond the taqyyra lies to understand what a believing Muslim intends to do, no matter what? I am excluding the massive money holders who are playing “The Game” with the “lesser people’s” lives.
    Sociopaths include cultures and not just the individual people.

    Political commissars act just as the academia retards are acting across the land and at Mizzou.

    Like yesterday’s strip, the use of basic humor and feelings to accurately portray what is really the enemy of America is basic to the victory needed. Do it with a smile. People often vote only with feelings. I was reconfirming that in a discussion with a former rabid Al gore supporter. She was a receiving ground of feelings about issues dumped on her from her progressive education and her exposure to current information streams across NYC annd the state. Reality has little to do with so many voters, especially democrat voters. They need to feel good about the vote. just as voters will continue to vote for a system of people that is very bad for anyone like them, so goes elections. They felt good.

    Trump must simply have enough people feel good about him and about voting for him to be elected. People need to feel that he will do the right thing.
    maybe that will get the man into a position where he can use basic sense to creat more instances of the words “You’re hired!” being used. People need to produce in America so that the common wealth can be distributed by market actions and the money I earned as a child as a bag boy that is equivalent to over $22 and hour now, will be closer to real again. The snowflakes and thugs must have an option presented to them of work, or don’t eat that meat again.
    The commie retard behavior only leads to actions that produce theft of others and a diminished pie with no goodies for all who need them, only those chosen to receive the inferior products.
    And Brezhnev, oops, Hillary desires to rule over what they are transforming the world into. With Bill at her side as Secretary general of the UN. (deduction)
    Unlike the enemy, we must enable the people to feel good about their votes, then give them what they voted for as far as is possible.
    My NYC friend, she also thinks people like to vote for someone they think will win. With Trump we may just have a winner that people think will win in this race, and help others to win also so far as taking the Progressives sabos out of the machinery of the nation, and getting this baby humming again. ( No apologies to Slick Willy, Monica, or Humma.)
    Now I toss this into the ether and it may end up posted. 🙂

    And I am glad those two can get back to having fun enjoying each others company.

    I don’t see a truck. I suppose everyone else has left. Privacy.

    • November 14, 2015 at 9:28 am

      Europe needs another Charles “The Hammer” Martel and we need another Black Jack Pershing.
      Along with that, get rid of the pantywaist politicians more worried about outside invaders and put some in those who will uphold their duties of protecting we the people. I cannot help Europe if they don’t help themselves first, here, we have the will and the way.
      Do you know how easy it would be to seal off a city?

      • November 14, 2015 at 10:41 am

        Patton and Pershing.

  • November 14, 2015 at 3:54 am

    Last-minute change from “Paradise” to “Paris”?

    Well met, sir, well met.

  • November 14, 2015 at 4:53 am
    Bill M

    Paris is what happens when you let you city have no go zones and you open your borders to any Tom, Dick, and Abdul who comes along. Maybe Oduma will wake up and realize there is too much risk in allowing free immigration. Nah, that’s not a bug; that’s a feature in “Fundamentally Transforming America.” Do you think any Demonrats will wake up long enough to see the obvious handwriting on the wall?

  • November 14, 2015 at 6:28 am

    Here’s an idea: let’s import more pisslims. You can’t have enough . . . Let’s fill the country with them . . .

  • November 14, 2015 at 6:49 am
    Bill G

    Just let the French people know what an islamic France means to their wine and brandy.

    • November 14, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      That might work…

    • November 14, 2015 at 7:42 pm

      I like their Pernod and cognac.

  • November 14, 2015 at 8:41 am

    All International Law allows the expulsion of invaders. If a nation allows the invaders to stay, then they cease to exist and the nation becomes like every other nation that Islam has conquered.

    All Islamic land is conquered land.

    There is eith the War of Islam, or the Peace of Islam.

    The War of Islam is everywhere that Sharia Law does not rule.

    Paris showed us all again what the War of Islam is.

  • November 14, 2015 at 8:58 am

    Interesting how my left leaning friends were shocked by the Paris attacks. They still can’t connect the dots of Egypt Lybia Iraq Syria etc and the results now apparent. It should be clear the safe space tactics of the MU kids won’t stand a chance against those with evil intent.

    • November 14, 2015 at 10:43 am
      Otto Didact

      Thinking of Mizzou, wonder how long it’l be before the “students” there or some other alleged “institute of higher learning” demand (and get) seats on the curriculum committee. How would you like to fly on an airliner designed by an engineer who graduated from such an institution?

  • November 14, 2015 at 10:40 am
    Otto Didact

    Sorry, but I just do not feel the least bit sorry for the French. Yes, I sympathize with the families who lost loved ones, but not with the French people. They are the ones who voted in the leftist fools (note: the Biblical definition of “fool” is a moral degenerate) who invited the rug huggers into the country in the first place. Whatever the reason to invite them in initially – be it misplaced compassion or or providing a cheap source of stoop labor the French are no longer willing to perform – the result will inevitably be the destruction of their nation. The fall of Western civilization is well and truly on the horizon. Damned glad I won’t live to see it. Sorry my kids, grandkids and greats will have to live through it but still glad I won’t live to see it.

    • November 14, 2015 at 11:27 am
      Al T.

      Otto, change “French” to Americans and your blurb will still be 100% dead on. Except I do feel sorry for us, devastatingly so. Like you, not so much for myself as for my descendants who will inherit the carnage of my boom gen.

      We may have one last chance in about a year to begin a course correction that could alter the bleak future that we see now.

      Trump/Cruz ’16
      Cruz/??? ’20

  • November 14, 2015 at 11:39 am
    Al T.

    “No safe spaces”? Au contraire, mon cheri…this’ll fix everything!

    How’d those Mizzou kids get over there so fast?

    • November 14, 2015 at 11:43 am
      Al T.

      Surely someone quick on the draw (heh) will correct that image by replacing that tower with a battle rifle…

  • November 14, 2015 at 12:44 pm

    Snowflakes fall, get trod, trampled or pissed on, then turn to dirty slush, and melt. Being “Safe” comes from having a spine, being logical in the thought process and understanding that there are others who will throw tantrums no matter what the issue.

  • November 14, 2015 at 1:48 pm

    Brilliant. An artful metaphorical nuke delivered with a single sentence.

    Now if our leaders will just follow suit with the literal ones.

  • November 14, 2015 at 2:28 pm
    Al T.

    Always disliked Rob Lowe, now not so much if he can make the ‘tards lose their shit with this simple sarc line:

    “Oh, NOW France closes its borders,” Lowe wrote.

    Hits a little too close to home I guess.

  • November 14, 2015 at 5:02 pm
    Andrew Benghazi

    The mudslimes have 751 safe zones in France. They are called Zones urbaines sensibles or sensitive urban zones. They are not gun free, but they are police free. The French cops are afraid to go in there. The link takes you to an official government interactive atlas of Zones urbaines sensibles. They started compiling this list in the 1990s, so they knew it was coming and chose to put their heads in the sand.

    AMERICANS! Don’t make the same mistakes as the French. Any politician who wants to bring in more mudslimes is a traitor, any politician who wants to take your guns is a traitor. You know how to deal with traitors.

    • November 14, 2015 at 7:44 pm

      The number is closer to 990. French stopped counting at 750 by government order.

  • November 14, 2015 at 5:21 pm
    Andrew Benghazi

    A small explanation on the atlas. If you want to see the area in Paris where one of the attacks took place, scroll down to Paris, the place names are ordered by zip code, Paris is 75, then find the district, for example 11th or “11e”. Then click on “carte” this means map. You can see the close proximity between the places that were attacked and the ZUS. This means that the terrorists could simply hide in the nearest ZUS and be able to strike without warning.

    This is a link to a map of the attack locations.

  • November 14, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    Just a smidgen of workplace violence, no need to get on your high horse over it… / sarc

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  • November 14, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    By the time the toe tags are all accounted for..she wont be the only dead American in that series of attacks.

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