No Safe Spaces.


  • November 14, 2015 at 9:53 pm
    Delilah T

    You should have a second Big Rock smack straight down in the Afar Rift Zone, where the earth’s crust is slowly melting away under the heat welling up from below. That would cause the place to split open and change things forever.

    • November 14, 2015 at 11:35 pm

      So an asteroid hits the East Africa, Rift and kills millions of Muslims and more millions of Coptic Orthodox Ethiopians, Kenyans (many of whom are Christian and many of whom are animist), and millions of other people — Tutsis, Hutus, etc. The ash that would spew into the atmosphere would cause a winter several years long and kill a billion or more worldwide through famine. In what way is this good?

      • November 14, 2015 at 11:53 pm
        Chris Muir

        don’t be so literal.

      • November 15, 2015 at 2:05 am
        CAPT Mike

        Heh, it *is* a cartoon.

      • November 15, 2015 at 1:12 am

        Ask all the liberals who advocate for reducing the human population.

      • November 15, 2015 at 7:25 am

        Well, it would stop Global Warming………

  • November 14, 2015 at 10:05 pm

    Some folks don’t seem to understand Muslim imams want to spread Islam to the world and, as Mohammed proved in his time, the sword is a more effective tool of proselytism than the word… at least in the short-term…

    “You don’t win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his.” – General George Patton

    • November 15, 2015 at 2:19 am

      AMEN BROTHER. General GSP was a man of few words.

  • November 14, 2015 at 10:16 pm
    Gideon Reed

    In the woids of Achmed ibn Flintstone,…”Qaaba Dabba Dooo!!!”
    Geeze. That’s not insensitive is it?

  • November 14, 2015 at 10:33 pm

    Is Zed hallucinating again?

    At least this time he’s having a GOOD dream instead of a nightmare like before.

    Dat be some powerful meds he’s on.

    • November 14, 2015 at 10:41 pm
      Chris Muir

      sam’s talking to him about paris.

  • November 14, 2015 at 11:06 pm

    Sam is a bit younger than Zed. She told him she was older. Lucky Zed.

  • November 14, 2015 at 11:28 pm

    The Donald should know that Toly is not a “native born American”

    • November 15, 2015 at 6:25 am

      ‘Toly earned his spot in America, unlike the illegal aliens…

  • November 14, 2015 at 11:51 pm

    It fits. The black stone in the Qaaba is probably a meteorite. (If we are ever able to subject it to a scientific analysis, we will have won.) Why not have its big brother come barging in?

    • November 15, 2015 at 2:09 am
      CAPT Mike

      We want a nice small rock to hit Mekka (sic),
      No reason to invite a long winter for the rest of us.

    • November 15, 2015 at 4:38 am
      Cliff H

      The pieces of black “stone” in the corner of the Qaaba are not a meteorite or stone. Best analysis is that they are desert sand turned to glass by the impact of a meteorite, some metallic portions of which are embedded in the glass.

  • November 15, 2015 at 12:01 am
    Al T.

    “…to take in 250,000 people, some of whom are going to have problems, big problems, is just insane,” Trump said at a rally Saturday in Beaumont, Texas.

    In an interview with Fox News, Cruz, a senator from Texas, called taking in refugees “lunacy.”

    That’s your winning ticket right there y’all, calling crazy what it is. Or as someone else put it:

    “They can wait if they like until next November for the actual balloting, but Donald Trump was elected president tonight.”

    Ann Coulter

  • November 15, 2015 at 12:28 am

    Kill in the name of God, you forfeit your soul, damn your houses and are abjured in the sight of the Lord. The gates of Heaven are closed.

    Wrath has its place and purpose.

    • November 15, 2015 at 2:25 am

      I would abandon my soul if all hating jihadist muslims were dead.

    • November 15, 2015 at 4:40 am
      Cliff H

      Pamela: “The Lord helps those who help themselves.”

    • November 15, 2015 at 6:21 am

      Pamela, I’m not a Christian and have no god, I’m happy to save you from imagined and actual sins.
      You don’t have to be a Christian to know what is right.
      If the Amish, a deeply religious group, were killing innocents willy nilly, they would have to go too.
      Stay safe, eh?

    • November 15, 2015 at 6:28 am

      It isn’t in the name of God that these monsters will be killed, it is in the cause of humanity to remove them and save civilization. Some things we must do for the good of the world without getting God involved.

    • November 15, 2015 at 11:02 am
      Al T.

      Not sure, but I think Pamela was damning the murderous muzzie bastards and reiterating that their god is not our God and they will not live with the Lord or get their virgins or anything else but an eternity burning in hell.

      “Wrath has its place and purpose.” And I would add time.

      The purpose is to save the world. The place is right here. The time is right now.

      May God’s wrath rain down on those who would invoke his name in the cause of ultimate evil, and may he guide the hearts and hands of those who would substitute thermonuclear fire in the place of giant space rocks in the ultimate justified wrath and vengeance. In His name we pray, Amen.

    • November 15, 2015 at 12:45 pm

      Unless you truly repent at the hour of your death. Then you will pass into the KIngdom of Heaven. Isn’t that how it goes? All sins forgiven if you truly repent of those sins? Haven’t been a Catholic since I turned fourteen, but I’ve read Porretto and (I think Ann Barnhardt) saying words to that effect.

    • November 15, 2015 at 4:41 pm
      Paul of Alexandria

      Yes, however the government is given the power of the sword to defend its citizens and to keep order.

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:05 pm

      I’m an old school in the beginning believer. Should someone transgress against another, they must not only repent the transgressions, but must also atone the transgressions. God will let the person know when the repentance and atonement is enough.

      Soothsayers are not allowed to live in islam. I have theory that one such person a very long time ago told its founder when it would cease, and who would bring about the end of his political movement.

      When the government has gotten to where the citizens look at them with a hairy eyeball and wonder whose side they are on, the citizens must protect themselves. Oath breakers cannot be trusted.

      It was enough centuries ago.

  • November 15, 2015 at 1:04 am
    Spin Drift

    At what point is enough enough?

    Aloha Snackbar

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:39 am

      Oscar Mayer bacon.

  • November 15, 2015 at 2:13 am

    How ironic, Spin. That was our battle-cry on the range today. ” Aloha Snack bar!”

  • November 15, 2015 at 2:13 am

    Think we could talk Ivan into dusting off the plans for The Big One?
    Aka Tsar Bomba….
    That’d muss their hair some

    • November 15, 2015 at 4:43 am
      Cliff H

      Careful what you wish for! The original plan for “Tsar Bomba” called for 100 megatons, not 50 megatons. Kruschev, in one of his more lucid moments, ordered them to cut the yield 50%. Lucky for the pilots as the fireball would have incinerated the drop plane if it had been full charge!

  • November 15, 2015 at 2:26 am

    Oh sure, SMOD will take care of ISIS, Al Quaeda, Hamas, and every other terrorist group known to man. Too bad his agenda doesn’t stop there.
    Meanwhile, I am loving where you are taking this strip, Chris. Bravo, Sir!

  • November 15, 2015 at 2:46 am

    UFB, Chris, the string of zingers you are shooting. Not quite as rapidly as a MG42, but damn close. Oh, need I say I bloody LOVE it?

    Coulter is right, by any logical observer. Trump was at 42% & calling for border security *before* the jizzlamic dogs went rabid in public. Meanwhile, a few hours before they attacked, The Clown Prince of Foul Air was cluelessly babbling about ISIS being contained. It would be impossible to craft a contrast more stark. At this rate, it’s merely a question of how many progturds & RINO GOPe quislings will lose their jobs January 1, 2017. The smartest and / or most devious are already looking for a way to cover their butts in the most kerry-esque flip-flop they can orchestrate.

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:31 am
      Uunca Walt

      You’ve made a point.

      I am SO embarrassed for what is president. The clueless clown announces to the world that ISIS is contained. ON TV. At the same time, the clueless clown (the one from the ketchup factory) says that proof we have ISIS on the run is that we got Jihad Johnny.

      Just in time to have a ginormous moose-poop pie smooshed in their faces.


  • November 15, 2015 at 4:02 am
    Pete 231

    Love the first frame. Has anybody done a cost study about the feasibility of walling in the parasites and money-changers. Just wondering……..pz.

    • November 15, 2015 at 7:29 am

      You have to consider how big you need to make it. As of right now it would have to encompass a goodly portion of northern VA, as well as a decent chunk of MD. Because that’s where all those folks live.

      • November 15, 2015 at 8:15 am

        Nah, just blow the bridges at 2300 on a Friday night. They’ll all be in the clubs with their mistresses.
        Just for a bonus, Hillary will be there also, with hers.

      • November 15, 2015 at 9:43 am

        Starting to sound like the plot of the Dark Knight Rises. Wall em in and let the rats eat each other? I see no downside.

      • November 15, 2015 at 1:01 pm

        Fridays, Congress is usually out.

  • November 15, 2015 at 5:24 am

    As for the sheetheads, I feel that if they want to bow to Mecca they should look like Charismatic Pentecostals. Mecca needs to be a radioactive hole in the Earth.

    • November 15, 2015 at 6:31 am

      Iran should share the love. They have been behind the issues in Iraq, just as the Paki’s have a hand in Afghanistan.

  • November 15, 2015 at 6:49 am
    Bill G

    SMOD for Mecca, fence for D.C.
    Sounds great to me.
    But surviving Imams would claim it was NASA that brought the meteor, not their beloved Abdul. Albert? Alfred? Ah, whatever name they use today.

    • November 15, 2015 at 4:20 pm

      Ahh, SMoD! Better yet, a string of broken-up comet fragments a la Shoemaker-Levy starting in Turkey (Erdogan’s palace) though Iran, Syria; roughly on a north-south line (coming down from above the ecliptic) ending in East-Central Africa. Best of all, if they truly believe ‘Bismillah’, they’d have to blame their own god.

  • November 15, 2015 at 11:00 am
    Otto Didact

    Don’t need a meteor. A thermonuke would do. Don’t need Tsar Ivan either. Even 50 megatons is way too big. If I’m not mistaken, 25 mton would take out both Mecca AND Medina. Plus, I don’t see a real downside – aside from taking a hit in world popularity and we’already pretty well universally reviled. Who is likely to respond with nukes if we DO? No Muzzie country has them (that I know of) and the only counties with both nukes and a delivery system are highly unlikely to be willing to unleash the dogs of thermonuclear war over those two cities.

    The problem is, I suspect even the destruction of those two cities would not end the scourge. It would hurt. It would rock them back on their heels – possibly for a good while but I have to believe that the Rug Huggers would come back much as the Jews did after the destructions of Jerusalem and the Temple. I suspect that all the destruction of Mecca would do is to radicalize a larger percentage of the Rug Huggers – maybe even a majority – and fill their bellies with unquenchable fire for revenge. The Muzzies are already dispersed . Mecca and Meda are mere symbols and the loss of their physical reality would only make them more powerful – as well as making their populations along with the pilgrims there at the time into martyrs if not saints.

    Nuking Mecca is a pipe dream. Anybody disagree?

    • November 15, 2015 at 11:23 am
      Al T.

      “Anybody disagree?”

      Yes. Killing their godhead is the beginning. But they walk among us, so next is taking a cue from the leader of Israel and the mayor of Jerusalem, arm and encourage every able and willing citizen to dispatch any rabid muzzie dog who attacks, right on the spot. And those of our would-be leaders with the balls and brains to do the former would be certain to follow up with the latter. Like the microcosm of Israel, we are surrounded by a cult whose only goal is our destruction; there is no other course but to destroy them first.

      • November 15, 2015 at 1:47 pm


        After a proper declaration of war (in a closed joint session of Congress; alerting allies in London, Paris & Berlin to prepare for riots that will surely follow):

        Launch three nuclear armed Tomahawk Cruise missiles from the Fifth Fleet’s USS Bunker Hill.

        Once the reality of the situation sinks in, Islam will either be tempered (will of Allah to make jihad only symbolic) or cease to exist entirely (Allah cannot exist, for He would not have permitted this).

        Once the war is over, repeal all of Bush’s Patriot Act, etc., security measures.

        Then take a trip on a commercial jet–w/o TSA, etc.–to celebrate. I suggest Paris.

      • November 15, 2015 at 1:48 pm

        Three nukes: Mecca, Medina–and Tehran.

      • November 15, 2015 at 3:28 pm

        Eretz Yishroel seems to think they will need around 300 smallish Teller-Ulams to eliminate the scourge of Islam.

    • November 15, 2015 at 1:02 pm

      Absolutely disagree. How can you increase the anger of those whose desire is to rid the world of all non-muslims? Sure, the remaining slime would shout louder, but they do that without any provocation all the time.

      Read islam 101 ( True, orthodox islam demands the killing of non-muslims, muslims who have turned away from islam to become Christians, as well as those who refuse to practice islam as the qur’an commands them. There are no “radical” muslims, there are no “moderate” muslims, there are only muslims and non-muslims. They themselves state that any who do not follow the qur’an are not muslims, even if they call themselves that.

      If you still think muslims deserve to live, read about this imam and his 5 year old daughter:

      Then read their rules of conduct as written by the Ayatollah Khomeini himself:

  • November 15, 2015 at 12:32 pm

    We really don’t need to use mega nukes to do this. A hand full of 50 – 100 KTs dropped in a circle around the holy area will do just as well. They should obliterate Riadh on principle, but leave Mecca and Medina untouched, just inaccessible. All future Haji would have to ride an American lead bus. We then broadcast to the world how tolerant and loving of islam we are. We harmed no holy sites, but served notice what we would and could do. We also would eliminate most of the financial support of islamic atrocities. Any retaliation against the US would result in the circle getting smaller.

    • November 15, 2015 at 1:09 pm

      Since the Obamination has seen to the unilateral reduction of our nuclear arsenal, we may not have them anymore, but the “neutron” bombs which relied upon radiation instead of destructive power could be used to kill muslims in Riadh and Jeddah. Saudia Arabia is the home of Wahhabism and finances most of the mosques constructed here and elsewhere. We could let Israel take care of Iran.

      And don’t ever forget: ISIS is the perfect expression of islam. Everything they do is commanded by the qur’an and hadith. They are the personification of islam, no matter what that evil SOB in the WH says.

  • November 15, 2015 at 1:42 pm

    & Medina & Tehran: Islam is the terrorist

    Were the Nazis who fought in the Spanish Civil War “terrorists”? Were those Nazi infiltrators that disrupted the stability of Czechoslovakia “terrorists,” too?

    1979: As part of the Islamic Revolution in Iran, Americans are taken hostage by Islamic “terrorists.”
    1983: 300 Marines are killed by an Islamic “terrorist” via a car bombing
    1993: A group of Islamic “terrorsts” bomb the WTC.
    Oct. 12, 2000: U.S.S. Cole is attacked by Islamic “terrorists.”
    May, 2001: In Tehran, an amalgam of Mideast Islamic “terrorist” orgs meet & declare a Holy War on the United States of America.
    911: Islamic Saudi “terrorists” take down the WTC.
    c. 2010-12: In a a sectarian effort to thwart Shiite Muslims (Iran), Saudia Arabia creates (Sunni Muslim) ISIS.
    2013-14-15: Yada, “terrorists,” yada “Islamic fundamentalists” & more yada.

    Islam is a conversion-by-conquest religion straight out of the dark ages. It’s sponsors of armed forced conversion–by a Hydra of “terrorist” orgs–are not a secret.

    As Herakles (Hercules) quickly learned, one doesn’t killed the Hydra by cutting off (or smashing, depending on the myth version) each of the 8 mortal heads from which two grow back.

    The “immortal” head of Islam is Meca & Medina and Tehran. Herakles used fire from a torch to eventually kill the Hydra. I suggest we–after a proper declaration of war (in a closed joint session of Congress; alerting allies in London, Paris & Berlin to prepare for riots that will surely follow)–do the same, but with nuclear fire.

    Three nuclear armed Tomahawk Cruise missiles from the Fifth Fleet’s USS Bunker Hill would be sufficient.

    Once the reality of the situation sinks in, Islam will either be tempered (will of Allah to make jihad only symbolic) or cease to exist entirely (Allah cannot exist, for He would not have permitted this).

    End. Of. Story.

    Barry Goldwater–“Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice” and George Patton–“a pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood”–where are you when we need you?

  • November 15, 2015 at 2:42 pm
    Grunt GI

    Seriously though. If I had a button to wipe out ISIS, Hamas, Hezbollah, Boko Haram and all those other jihadi assholes, but it would also kill a million “innocent” Muslim civilians, I would punch it twice just to make sure.

  • November 15, 2015 at 3:59 pm
    Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah

    The Muslim jihadists are like pirates. They need to be treated EXACTLY like we do pirates. (Well, like we DID, before we pussified ourselves.) They are enemies to all. They do not obey our laws. Therefore they exist OUTSIDE THE PROTECTION of our laws. Thus the term “outlaw”.

    If you don’t obey the rules of civilization, you do not deserve the PROTECTIONS of civilization.

    It really is that simple.

  • November 15, 2015 at 4:09 pm
    John Greer

    I’m afraid that, short of a modern day version of the Reconquista to wipe out the practice of Islam worldwide, there will be only two other solutions to the problem of Islamic terrorism.
    One would be for the Islamic leadership to pull their collective heads out of their butts and do their job of arriving at a consensus of what Islam actually is instead of letting every kill crazy illiterate “interpret” the Holy Book to his own purposes.
    The other was pointed out in an apocrypha, the one that said that Issac and Ishmael didn’t stop fighting until they buried Abraham.

    • November 15, 2015 at 5:37 pm

      Don’t hold your breath. The best statement I’ve heard about Muslims is that they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

    • November 15, 2015 at 6:44 pm

      John, you’re on the wrong page. There is no “interpretation” of the qur’an and hadith. There is no difference in opinion except over who became the head of islam when mohammed died (difference between Sunni and Shia). The only reason non-muslims thing there are different interpretations is because the muslim leaders and muslim teachers (imams) practice taquiyya (deception and lying) along with kitman (telling only part of the truth – lying by omission).
      This notion that the “bad” muslims ignore the “nice” parts of the qur’an is deception. For a very brief time, mohammed tried to suck up to the Jews and the Christians, but when they wouldn’t support his made-up “religion” (which stole some ideas from both of them) and basically ignored him, he decided he would gain power and respect by becoming a warlord. The earlier parts of the qur’an were replaced by later parts where he said allah told him that infidels should be killed (“struck on the neck” – beheaded), and other nasty things including child rape and “warbrides” (sex slaves from women and children taken in battle). The replacement of the few early “nice” parts is called “abrogation”. And any time there is something that sounds nice – like giving to charity – it applies _only_ to muslims, not to non-muslims. Check it out.

  • November 15, 2015 at 4:35 pm
    Paul of Alexandria

    You do realize that it could be done? It would be expensive, but not impossible, to divert a small (say 100m dia.) asteroid and steer it in. Or simply drop a “crowbar” from orbit, which would give results indistinguishable from a meteor impact.

    • November 15, 2015 at 7:16 pm

      You have obviously read “Footfall”, P. of A

  • November 15, 2015 at 7:39 pm
    Tom Billings

    Decades ago, Dr. John Lewis stated in “The Rain of Iron and Ice” that the maximum speed at which a reasonable sized impactor could avoid being ripped apart by friction in the Earth’s atmosphere was 20 kilometers/second. 25 kilometers/second would rip the impactor apart, though the kinetic energy would still be turned into heat. It would possibly flash fry Mecca, but it would be rebuildable. The Caliphate revivalists could claim it was a nuke from whoever they decide should be hated most.

    Remember that it is *not* the religious aspects of Islam that threaten us. The threat comes from the *Imperial*Ideology* which seized Islam within a decade after Mohammed died, and emphasized all his teachings that would support the Arab copy of the Roman Empire of Constantinople, the Caliphate. Christianity decisively escaped a similar capture only at the Treaty of Westphalia, in 1648, and Christianity had had the advantage of developing for 300 years *outside* the Empire’s hierarchies, before it too was captured by Constantine. Only when Islam decisively escapes the Caliphate and its religious justifications will it become safe, for the rest of us.

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