• November 15, 2015 at 10:38 pm
    Kevin M

    I cannot believe this country allowed JFK to be assassinated, and this c0kcsvkcer to live!

  • November 15, 2015 at 10:45 pm

    Nailed Chris; i totally believe he has a pink phone.

    • November 15, 2015 at 11:58 pm
      Ryk E Lee

      Man Country Special Edition

    • November 16, 2015 at 4:31 pm
      Otto Didact

      I didn’t see that pink thing in O’s hand as a phone. It looks like something that can do what a phone sometimes does … but not a phone per se. Looks more like a dildo to me. I also figure the other person in the room is likely Mooshell. After all there IS some serious speculation about her not being female.

  • November 15, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    He needs to go bye-bye
    It’s that simple
    NY Post had it right today
    Either lead, or fucking RESIGN

    • November 15, 2015 at 11:38 pm
      Al T.

      Disagree! What that f—-t calls leading can only do more harm, and resign? Well you know what that would mean. Talk about the ultimate lose/lose proposition.

      Better to hold on for one more year and hope the hell we survive…then hope the hell this electorate isn’t really as stupid as…oh God, lose/lose/lose.

      • November 16, 2015 at 2:15 am

        You know damn well the electorate wasn’t that stupid. It was that their rigging was so good. And the nutless wonders that found OVER 100% of registered voters voted in many large quantity electoral districts, and didn’t invoke that and call for a second election, or call for arrest.

      • November 16, 2015 at 2:41 am

        I was outraged at the time. Today in the cold light of the GOPe reaction to the electorate’s rejection of Little Jebby & the other RINO quislings, I have begun to wonder if they even cared. It almost seems, perhaps is, a one party system of ‘comfortable’ elitists divided into two subgroups by the degrees of their cowardly socialism.

        I no longer care that I have little trust of The Donald, that he’s been a liberal, that he’s a flaming a-hole of an egotist, etc. At least he has the stones to identify the jizzlamic terrorists & illegal aliens as the dangers they are & propose dealing with them as we should. Maybe it’s hot air. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” because even speaking of it is far more than anyone else except Cruz has done, and he’s been less passionate. If the government acts, fine. If he’s defeated or is lying, it will be time for ‘We the People’ to reach back 242 years to raise the banner of freedom as our ancestors did. I’ve had it with these cork soakers.

      • November 16, 2015 at 9:35 am
        rooftop voter

        Iconoclast, well spoken, well spoken.

    • November 16, 2015 at 4:35 pm
      Otto Didact

      You’d best be careful publicly stating that Obozo go away via lead. Places like this are monitored and IPs can be traced. You’re liable to get a visit from some guys in suits and dark glasses. Same with calling for Oswald or James Earl Ray. Don’t take much to disappear a “potential domestic terrorist” these days.

      • November 16, 2015 at 4:43 pm
        Chris Muir

        One doesn’t call for a President to be shot,as in ‘actionable’.But you can say this traitor president deserves to be.

      • November 16, 2015 at 6:29 pm
        Al T.

        See also response to RCO downthread as to standard punishment for treason.

  • November 15, 2015 at 11:17 pm

    My eyes. My eyes. Arrggh.
    Lord wash the image away…

    • November 15, 2015 at 11:25 pm

      eye bleach, stat!

    • November 16, 2015 at 12:24 am
      Mike M.

      What has been seen, cannot be unseen……….

      • November 16, 2015 at 12:38 am

        All I know is no man should ever wear yoga pants, let alone selfie himself wearing them. Wonder which daughter he borrowed them from?

      • November 16, 2015 at 12:50 am

        Pamela: You Know he has a drawer full of them.

      • November 16, 2015 at 9:49 am
        Gideon Reed

        You see. I am an old guy. What are Yoga pants and do I want/need to know about them?

      • November 16, 2015 at 4:45 pm
        Otto Didact

        Gid, all you need to know about Yoga pants is that they are nice when wrapped tightly around a booty worthy of a thong and that the only place you’re likely to see ’em on a male is in San Francisco.

        Where I live has a warm climate and I see ’em a lot here. Unfortunately most of the booties I see in them DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES need to be seen in yoga pants. Wad at the gas station the other day and the gal at the next set of pumps was wearing yoga pants – and shouldn’t have been – EVER. First thing that popped into my head was, “Good God, Lady! Watch where you’re pointing that thing!” Yoga pants were silver and AT LEAST 5X! Talk about wanting to unsee something!

  • November 15, 2015 at 11:21 pm
    Gideon Reed

    This Putz would rather look like he is doing a good job,…..
    …..than actually DOING a good job.

  • November 15, 2015 at 11:32 pm

    The horrible thing is, his fanboys – American citizens – think he is doing a good job!

    • November 16, 2015 at 12:55 am
      B Woodman

      Not THIS American citizen! F**k no!

      • November 16, 2015 at 2:16 am

        Nor this one.

      • November 16, 2015 at 8:30 am

        And definitely not this one!

    • November 16, 2015 at 9:36 am
      rooftop voter

      We’re gonna need a bigger comments section to reply to this one……..


    • November 16, 2015 at 9:53 am
      Al T.

      Depends on what the meaning of the words “is” and “job” is.

      • November 16, 2015 at 6:24 pm
        Al T.

        It occurs to me that the puppet did a wonderful job, pretty much what he promised his handlers and his minions he would do, to wit: take the country to the brink of ruin so as to make the takeover by the muzbro easier.

        But then there’s the rule of unintended consequences that they didn’t consider ( they’re not that bright y’know)…which is that he also has taken the Patriotic moral minority to the brink of insurrection and the most uncil of wars, and almost single-handedly ensured that they are all very well armed and prepared for such (the O is revered in gunshops nationwide as the salesman of the century).

        And that is why they so desperately want your guns…school shootings? Pfft. Let the little bastards fend for themselves, but if we can dance in their blood and disarm the resistance, we can pretend it’s all for the children.

      • November 16, 2015 at 6:25 pm
        Al T.

        “uncivil” of wars…

  • November 15, 2015 at 11:54 pm
    Delilah T

    No, you do not want that asshole done away with. That would turn him into a martyr and nobody wants that. He’s an asshole, and a lazy one at that.

    It’s past time you all remember that awareness of your surroundings at all times may keep you alive.

  • November 16, 2015 at 12:16 am


    ….or is it Princess!?

  • November 16, 2015 at 12:20 am

    And FDR wouldn’t even allow German Jewish refugees into the country…

  • November 16, 2015 at 12:21 am

    Now we know why 0bama wears mom jeans…

  • November 16, 2015 at 12:52 am

    I still maintain that on the day he leaves office (assuming he ever does), The One will do something completely insane. Think; Herr Schickelgruber flooding the Berlin underground on 29 April ’45.

    Then, he will go roller-skating off down Pennsylvania Avenue, wearing swim shorts and a propeller beanie, waving a golf club in one hand, and with an I phone on the end of a selfie stick in the other, so the whole world can watch him on YT as he sings “Macho Man” a capella.

    There’s a limit to stupidity. There’s a limit to malice.

    There is no limit to King George III- level nuts.

    clear ether


  • November 16, 2015 at 12:56 am

    oba-MAO is the anti-Christ……….

  • November 16, 2015 at 12:58 am
    B Woodman

    From Boathouse Barry, being “more flexible” could mean several things. None of which I wish to discuss.

    • November 16, 2015 at 2:18 am

      It doesn’t have to worry about that, it has Michael to keep its colon stretched.

      • November 16, 2015 at 3:21 pm
        B Woodman

        Michael? Or Michelle (Moochelle)?

  • November 16, 2015 at 2:23 am

    Can anyone tell me why the 2A was written? Anyone? I have several well researched videos posted over at mine. Here, let me give you reference to my site, or the specific post:

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  • November 16, 2015 at 4:55 am
    Cliff H

    Do any of you REALLY think that fourteen months of lame duck Shotgun Joe Biden would be worse than B. Hussein? Even if he decided at this late date to try to run for his own term he would still be a joke.

    • November 16, 2015 at 6:48 am
      Bill G

      Clueless Joe was said to be Obola’s insurance against impeachment. But who thinks it’s better to keep malice instead of switching to foolish?

  • November 16, 2015 at 6:49 am
    Bill G

    I doubt Hollande would hold for long, knowing as he must that there will be no intelligible response.

    • November 16, 2015 at 9:03 am

      I doubt he would even notice, as Hollande is generally only barely coherent himself.

      A common attribute of “progressives” throughout history.

      clear ether


  • November 16, 2015 at 7:28 am

    He’s still the President of the United States. Please stop talking about assassinating him, regardless of how much you dislike him. Instead, concentrate on how we’re going to figure out which of the Republican candidates we’re going to select to run against the Clinton Machine, and how we’re going to get out the vote.

    Let Chris do the satire, the rest of us need to get our act together. Or we lose again.

    • November 16, 2015 at 12:42 pm
      Grunt GI

      I agree…he needs to become a “has-been” look at me…what a great President I was….no martyrdom for him.

      My guess is if, God Forbid, Hillary becomes President, it will be like Khrushchev after Stalin’s death… totally trashing and erasing of him from the Democratic Party, as party operatives start to tell their true feelings about his narcissistic destruction of the party at the state and local level…I mean really, all they have is angry old white people at the top, because they have been almost eradicated in Governorship and state legislatures.

      AND of course, there’s the fact that deep down the Clintons HATE the Obama’s.

      • November 16, 2015 at 12:45 pm
        Delilah T

        She’s already trashed bodaprez on Twitter, on Sunday evening.

    • November 16, 2015 at 6:17 pm
      Al T.

      No one here said anything about assassinating him, just that no one would care if someone else did. But then someone said that would martyr him, which is true for a certain subset.

      But of course the standard punishment for treason is death at the hands of a firing squad, and I would not refuse if drafted for that chore.

      Oh, and it’s all satire all the time here, get used to it.

  • November 16, 2015 at 8:16 am

    Elections have consequences.

    – Barrack Obama / Barrack Hussein Obama / Barry Soetero / ?

    Yes. Those voters and non voters were really that stupid. Add the election fraud and the GOP court settlement to not look into it. Add the RINO factors.

    Think about Putin’s military pounding much of Muslim Chechnya into rubble after the deaths of over 400 schoolchildren during the Chechnya jihadi takeover and hostage situation in Russia. Think of Russian forces pursuing the Chechnya jihads into Syria and Iraq, where Chechnya jihads are the shock troops in every major ISIS offensive.

    No matter what the creature in the white house is, that creature is real enough to extend Islam more than any caliph in centuries. Tool that he may be, he has started pitching more than what he gave Speaker Boner. Like ISIS, Obama is a wound up toy that spreads damage. Real damage. We have taken all of the damage that our toleration of opposing viewpoints can take.
    These wound up toys are in abundance.
    Just consider the progression during the take over of academia of the student wound up toys. It went from; in 1960’s UC Berkeley with Savio

    Such it is with these various asymmetric take over movements against the USA. We are not different. We can fall. We must not. The battle is back to that of old. We know how to do that.
    The law exists to defend our nation as Europe also has that law backing them.
    All invaders must be taken care of. If they will leave, fine. If not, then the war that they ar3e engaged in must be won. It will not be neat and clean. it will be dirty and bloody. there is no alternative. yet we must use all means on the way. Voting is still a powerful option that must always be used. Control the count, to ensure accuracy. Here is so much more, but all are masters of their own domain, (Not in the way Jerry used the Phrase. Well. That too.) and our own areas. There are no cells. There are only people. There are Americans.

  • November 16, 2015 at 11:14 am
    Indiana Mike

    Pink phone? I’d say more like a pink buttplug.

  • November 16, 2015 at 11:26 am

    Wait… is he wearing spandex capris? I thought he only wore mom-jeans.

    • November 16, 2015 at 12:40 pm
      Chris Muir

      yoga pants.

  • November 16, 2015 at 12:38 pm
    Grunt GI

    Hmmm, wonder if Reggie Love helped with some of that “flexibility”.

    I mean, they did spend a LOT of time together…probably more time than he spent with MOOOSHELLE.

  • November 16, 2015 at 2:08 pm
    Richard McEnroe

    Actually, resettling portions of populations in conflict is a common commie trick. It focuses both populations on each other and diffuses hostility towards the central government, as well as giving the central government a perennial excuse for intervening at will.

    A lot of the crap in Eastern Europe, as in Bosnia and Serbia, arises out of that.

    • November 16, 2015 at 3:39 pm

      Ukraine too.

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