Takes the Cake.
No Safe Spaces.


  • November 12, 2015 at 10:34 pm

    Woman, android or Borg? No-one really knows for sure…

    • November 12, 2015 at 11:15 pm
      Gideon Reed

      Absolutely NOT Seven of Nine,

      • November 13, 2015 at 3:08 am

        And that is a BIG 10-4.

      • November 13, 2015 at 11:59 am
        Otto Didact

        Yup! Jeri Ryan DOES do nice things to what is basically a catsuit, doesn’t she?

        I’m thinking Hildabeast is an ousted borg queen.

      • November 13, 2015 at 12:46 pm

        A Dalek in a skin suit.

      • November 13, 2015 at 7:19 pm

        I’m just glad they didn’t remove ALL the Borg implants when they reverted her to human.

      • November 13, 2015 at 7:20 pm

        That implant comment refers to Jeri Ryan, not (…shudder…), Hillary.

  • November 12, 2015 at 10:35 pm


  • November 12, 2015 at 10:38 pm

    The term “EPIC” just seems so inadequate, Mr. Nast !!!!

  • November 12, 2015 at 10:50 pm

    Woman, hell… I’m not even sure she’s human.

    • November 13, 2015 at 4:02 pm

      Well there is the old saying of any port in a storm, so did Bill seek a port or found a dry dock needing overhaul…

  • November 12, 2015 at 11:37 pm
    Al T.


    Species-neutral too.

    I prefer “it”.

  • November 12, 2015 at 11:44 pm

    Got my patron swag package today Chris, I love it all; even the awesome “Don’t tread on me” medallion in its hilariously ironic “made in Taiwan” packaging. 😉

    Great new Trump storyline here too…keep up the good work!

  • November 13, 2015 at 12:10 am

    “That is woman?” Definitely a compulsive liar and pay for favor enabler.
    But, seeing that even Slick Willie does not want to touch that, I’m not sure what it is.

    • November 13, 2015 at 11:20 am
      Spin Drift

      To quote Dr. Sheldon Cooper as he spoke to Howard: “I would not have coitus with that women with your genitalia.” As to whether Cankles is a woman, I prefer to believe that “it” is a shape-shifter. Just watch the contortions “it” will go through during the primary season and general election.

      Ted for Prez
      Molon Labe

  • November 13, 2015 at 3:02 am

    Oh-oh, Trump’s about to poach a new helicopter pilot…

  • November 13, 2015 at 3:09 am

    Singing my song here, Chris. Genius!

    • November 13, 2015 at 12:01 pm
      Otto Didact

      He’d sure enough pick up a crackerjack chef and bodyguard in the package as well, wouldn’t he?

  • November 13, 2015 at 6:45 am
    Bill G

    Anything in my mouth would have been blown!!!

  • November 13, 2015 at 7:42 am

    Spew alert… clean up on aisle 6…..

    • November 13, 2015 at 9:44 am

      No kidding! Chris you owe me a new monitor. 😉

  • November 13, 2015 at 8:02 am

    Off topic of today’s strip – WARNING from Australia for you Yanks

    • November 13, 2015 at 10:55 am

      Thanks cobber, g’day, have relatives someplace in Australia, surname Day, been there a LONG time. Where I come from, Yank is a downright insult, the grabbers are all Yanks.Will make an exception for a cuz. We here in the States will continue to fight for our rights. For a nation full of convicts, your country certainly has chosen the wrong path. How do you like the “automatic weapons” part? The ignorant grabbers use it all the time, no matter how we try and explain the difference, they still use it. Willfully obtuse is not a complement. I cannot imagine, in a continent as full of nasty beasties as Oz, they want you unarmed. Not looking out for you, that’s for sure. Good luck in your fight, it’s a lot harder to get them back. Time to flick that mate, ooroo.

      • November 13, 2015 at 11:04 am

        Apologies, meant to say “descendants of convicts”. We here in the States were criminals to the king too.

      • November 13, 2015 at 10:36 pm

        Obama and his czars.. my people left Europe to get away from that kind of crap.

  • November 13, 2015 at 8:23 am

    I think Hillary got it backwards: The portrait in the attic is supposed to get ugly while SHE stays the same…oh, wait a minute…If THAT’s the best she looks, that picture would turn a grizzly bear white!

    PS: Got my swag package yesterday, love it, especially the Challenge Coin.

  • November 13, 2015 at 10:41 am
    B Woodman

    I’m just glad my cup was on the table. The second panel made me LOL!! I almost “blew it”. BRAVO, Chris, BRAVO!!

    • November 13, 2015 at 8:13 pm

      I know from experience to not have any liquids around when I read Day by Day. And never to comment even with medicinal tequila on board.

  • November 13, 2015 at 12:07 pm
    Otto Didact

    One question Chris. Where is The Donald’s glass of milk? Eating Oreos requires a glass of what we in the South call “sweet milk”. I prefer to pop my Oreo into my mouth whole, take a sip of milk, and let it dissolve slowly. It makes the cookie last a long time and it gives me an excuse to keep my mouth shut.

    And Chris, any feedback from the Trump folks about him appearing in your strip and how you’re portraying him? Wonder if he even knows he’s getting all this favorable exposure.

    • November 13, 2015 at 1:13 pm
      Chris Muir

      I daresay the Trump folks don’t tune in to our little strip.But we do have some fun!

      • November 13, 2015 at 2:30 pm
        Al T.

        Don’t be so quick to dismiss the possible impact here Chris. Conservative commentary of any kind is rare enough, editorial cartoons of this caliber even more so, and “I daresay” one contemplating him in real-life scenarios is unique to this one right here.

        DT has proven to be one of the most new-media savvy candidates we’ve ever seen, and if he’s as smart as I think he is, he’s not only aware of it but giving serious consideration to the ideas and comments that are featured here both from your pen and our keyboards…I think he would be might hard-pressed to find a more insightful context to what the future of the Republic could be and what he needs to do to enable it.

        At the very top of that list I would place the idea of his planning in advance to be a one-term prez, providing a training-ground and proving-ground for what and who will follow, to wit:

        Trump/Cruz ’16
        Cruz/??? ’20

        I would note that the singular high-polling candidate that the Donald has not eviscerated in his speeches is Ted C. and I would like to think and do desperately hope that the reason is that he recognizes the real deal when he sees it and is giving serious consideration to the ticket(s) mentioned above.

      • November 13, 2015 at 7:03 pm
        rooftop voter

        “I would note that the singular high-polling candidate that the Donald has not eviscerated in his speeches is Ted C. and I would like to think and do desperately hope that the reason is that he recognizes the real deal when he sees it and is giving serious consideration to the ticket(s) mentioned above.”

        My heartfelt thoughts exactly.

        Cruz is actually a far better candidate, but he can’t keep his mouth shut about issues that drive many potential voters away, 4 or 8 years studying under Trump would make him a world beater…. Brains and Savvy well beyond what would be required.

      • November 13, 2015 at 6:59 pm
        rooftop voter

        We are here…………I am frankly surprised if there aren’t more Trump supporters here than not.

  • November 13, 2015 at 3:32 pm
    Uunca Walt

    From your lips to the voting booths.

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