Any entrepreneur who just jumped through their O-ring to provide towing service, full electronic diagnosis, and storage for a state vehicle is going to have their bills paid for the rest of the month and well into next courtesy of our property tax and lottery dollars. And the penalty for the uss of “sweetcheeks” will run into no less than five figures at best and Trooper Friendly had better hope she or her pal Jo don’t say a word of it to her daddy.
My yesterday remarks were meant to mean
that the Repubs.(some) do not stand up for
what American values and freedom used to and
should be thought of. The Demonrats stick
together like they been Gorilla super glued.
RINOS; and good luck to our Pres. with
banning some journalists from the
White House.
It’s Yom Kippur and of course someone shot up a synagogue in Toronto…30 rounds through the windows and a few at the cop stationed outside, who thankfully is expected to recover.
The bought-and-paid for media is describing it as “an exchange of gunfire near a synagoue…” I gues the cop managed to shoot back and that gave themther out for their ‘exchange of gunfire’..alluding not too discretely to a ‘gang fight’ of some kind…which we have too many of too but all the gangbangers are named muhammed or singh so that can’t be mentioned directly.
Of course our illustrious Prime Minister had to have his take on it…did he support the Jewish community that’s increasingly coming under attack here ?
Nope, he warned people about islamophobia…as expected.
Looks like you won’t have to put up with my ramblings much longer anyway.
“…Cabinet will press ahead with a bill to regulate the internet, says Prime Minister Mark Carney. Bill C-34 is a third attempt to regulate political speech in the name of social stability: “This fall we will press ahead with the Act to protect Canadians online…”
We had such a nice country too, it’s too late for us, save yourselves while you still can…liberalism = socialism = communism = you’re expendable.
Got lots of those already, they’re a protected species up here. Most of them came from the US or direct from Africa within the past fifteen years. We’re even renaming hundreds of years old landmarks after some Ghanian that got off the boat Tuesday.
September 21, 2026 at 8:18 pm
Oldarmourer
This shoud be standard issue to all women, make one for your wife or daughter today.
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Anybody but Zed who calls Sam “Sweetcheeks,” is in the extremely high-risk pools for life, medical, and disability insurance.
Kiko isn’t it?
But while Mama (probably) can’t fix cars, that smartass attitude is directly in the blood and the brain…
Any entrepreneur who just jumped through their O-ring to provide towing service, full electronic diagnosis, and storage for a state vehicle is going to have their bills paid for the rest of the month and well into next courtesy of our property tax and lottery dollars. And the penalty for the uss of “sweetcheeks” will run into no less than five figures at best and Trooper Friendly had better hope she or her pal Jo don’t say a word of it to her daddy.
Make them sign the estimate, then verify the Credit Card.
Perhaps Oldarmourer will get to use the word “defenestrations” in this mishap report.
For accuracy and precision, record the height of the clown’s bounce as a function of which story he was ejected from.
You would have to get to the third floor before there was a significant probability of permanent injuries.
“17th of Never?” Sorry, my mind defaulted to the 12th:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZEQ-44K_Q
I’m getting old.
You weren’t the only one!
(We. Are. Legion.)
Zar Belk!
Whaddya mean “gettin”? :-p
(Late 70’s so I’m authorized!)
My next birthday is 80, but I’m having too much fun to get old.
Yup, Johnny Mathis and “The Twelfth of Never” was the first thought that popped into my head!
Al in AZ
The 34th will work, or the 51st…
February 30th.
Zar Belk!
“The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.”
– Montgomery Scott
clear ether
eon
“Sweetcheeks”?
Awww, damn. You don’t insult the person providing you goods and service. Unless you LIKE piss in your cornflakes.
Boy needs to learn some manners.
My yesterday remarks were meant to mean
that the Repubs.(some) do not stand up for
what American values and freedom used to and
should be thought of. The Demonrats stick
together like they been Gorilla super glued.
RINOS; and good luck to our Pres. with
banning some journalists from the
White House.
It’s not like he’s risking their disfavor is it?
The party unity issue what I refer to as the “bears vs. bees” syndrome.
..always heard it’s the twelfth..of never
The 17th of September don’t work? How about the 5th of November?
Remember Remember … of November.
Do you smell gunpowder (or is that cordite?)
Cordite? They aren’t British.
But then today neither are the British.
I see no reason the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot…
Getting in late today (Yom Kippur)
It’s Yom Kippur and of course someone shot up a synagogue in Toronto…30 rounds through the windows and a few at the cop stationed outside, who thankfully is expected to recover.
The bought-and-paid for media is describing it as “an exchange of gunfire near a synagoue…” I gues the cop managed to shoot back and that gave themther out for their ‘exchange of gunfire’..alluding not too discretely to a ‘gang fight’ of some kind…which we have too many of too but all the gangbangers are named muhammed or singh so that can’t be mentioned directly.
Of course our illustrious Prime Minister had to have his take on it…did he support the Jewish community that’s increasingly coming under attack here ?
Nope, he warned people about islamophobia…as expected.
Looks like you won’t have to put up with my ramblings much longer anyway.
“…Cabinet will press ahead with a bill to regulate the internet, says Prime Minister Mark Carney. Bill C-34 is a third attempt to regulate political speech in the name of social stability: “This fall we will press ahead with the Act to protect Canadians online…”
We had such a nice country too, it’s too late for us, save yourselves while you still can…liberalism = socialism = communism = you’re expendable.
For the right price, we could export you a few busloads of Tyrones and D’Shawns if you’d like. You know — for DIVERSITY reasons.
Got lots of those already, they’re a protected species up here. Most of them came from the US or direct from Africa within the past fifteen years. We’re even renaming hundreds of years old landmarks after some Ghanian that got off the boat Tuesday.
This shoud be standard issue to all women, make one for your wife or daughter today.
https://my.evilmilk.com/p/4/f/1ik-4fmo8g_t3.jpg