Family ← Previous post Next post → Comments ExNuke Jun 26 2019 at 12:22 am Even a bad apple pie doesn’t deserve being wasted like that, a simple whipped cream in a pie shell projectile would be sufficient. She would wear it well and a food fight is always entertaining. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jun 26 2019 at 12:29 am I’d pay good PPV money to watch that pie fight. And especially on July 4th. Put it on PPV, and it might help pay down the national debt. Ed Brault Jun 26 2019 at 6:56 am One of the American Cinema’s GREATEST pie fights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GNR12vGALI Zar Belk! Mogrith Jun 28 2019 at 1:10 pm https://youtu.be/jhIH1R1Cbho A little later in time and in color another Pie Fight Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jun 26 2019 at 12:39 am Shoot, I’d pay good money to be at a Travis BBQ. Uummmmmmmm…….. Oh…….wait……..I already did. But sadly, this is only a ‘toon. More empty calories than a wish sammich. (sigh). Ah, well, my wife (Mrs Deplorable) is real, and she more than makes up for Travis’ lack of reality. She is the reason I have gained weight since retiring from Uncle Sam Ain’t Released Me Yet. I think I can count on the thumbs of both hands the number of bad meals she’s ever cooked for me. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jun 26 2019 at 12:42 am European “Conservative” does not mean the same as American Conservative . eon Jun 26 2019 at 7:36 am “The entire spectrum of European politics, from left to right, would fit comfortably within the Democratic Party.” – About the only intelligent thing Jean Francois Kerry, the Eternal Lieutenant, ever said. Which says more about both European politics and the American Democrats than he realized. As one of my friends pointed out, by European standards, Che! was a liberal, Castro was a moderate, Chavez and Maduro qualify as conservatives, and Hillary is a pure Fascist. This difference in perceptions, or maybe definitions, allows all sorts of profitable perfidies for the truly vicious. For instance, one of the cleverest tricks the German NSDAP pulled in 1945 was claiming they were no longer Nazis, thus being allowed to stay as part of the government(s) in Germany even after “De-Nazification”. And in the 1950s restyling themselves as Social Democrats west of the Berlin Wall, and the Stasi east of it. Merkel is the inevitable result. And I suspect the only way they’ll ever get Frau Blucher (WHIINNNNEEEE) out of the chancellorship is feet first with a state funeral. clear ether eon WayneM Jun 26 2019 at 12:46 am For some reason, the movie “American Pie” and the apple pie scene just ‘came’ to mind… James F Gemind Jun 26 2019 at 12:52 am “She’s my Cherry pie..!’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng Don’t get the milkshake reference… Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jun 26 2019 at 6:41 am There have been several instances where LibIdiots (on both sides of the pond) have thrown milkshakes at politicians whose actions they disapprove of. Enter “milkshaking politicians” into your search engine of choice. interventor Jun 26 2019 at 7:27 am Better a milkshake, than the acid attacks in London. eon Jun 26 2019 at 7:50 am I suspect that the milkshakers of today are the vitriol-throwers of tomorrow. Once they work up the nerve, and realize that the worst they’ll get is an ASBO in the UK and finger-shaking elsewhere. Not that acid attacks are anything new, in the UK or anywhere else. They first became common in Britain not long after sulfuric acid (H2SO4 aka “vitriol”) became common in industry, two centuries ago; https://legalhistorymiscellany.com/2017/09/13/acid-attacks-in-nineteenth-century-britain/ The difference is that back then, it was usually the result of a domestic dispute or other personal matter. It even showed up in one Sherlock Holmes story, “The Adventure of the Illustrious Client”. Today, the overwhelming majority of such attacks are political or “religious” in nature. As in, “Asians” throwing acid on women for violating Sharia by being “uncovered meat”. This alone means that whatever the “authorities” say about how much they disapprove, they never actually do anything to stop it. Which probably explains why London is now once more the vitriol-throwing capital of the world, with over 400 cases in 2017, the last year the British government admits to having statistics on. clear ether eon John Carifidy Jun 26 2019 at 11:46 am In addition to EU leftists throwing milkshakes at Brexit/conservative pols at Burger King’s urging in a commercial, there’s a song with a chorus of “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they’re like, it’s better than yours Damn right it’s better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge.” I work with kids, that’s the only reason I know this. Pamela Jun 26 2019 at 2:39 am There is this all American pie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0iz7xYWY0 Swansonic Jun 26 2019 at 3:07 am Ooooh! Hair Pie! JTC Jun 26 2019 at 11:47 am Somebody is going to have to cue up Don McLean…there’s a rock reference for everything. Wotan Jun 26 2019 at 6:44 am Perfect! Wotan Jun 26 2019 at 6:45 am Klunk!! To Pamela: Perfect Pie!!! James F Gemind Jun 26 2019 at 8:15 pm Pamela, you naughty girl, objectifying women like that… That’s a man’s job. 🙂 Pamela Jun 26 2019 at 9:56 pm I’m not naughty. Just written that way. Will you burn as my tongue dances across your skin… Chiang Rai Jay Jun 26 2019 at 5:08 am Scuse me guys, but been off the Grid here awhile; who are Jo and Travis por favor ??? WayneM Jun 26 2019 at 8:01 am Welcome back! Jo is a Javier-programmed T1000 defensive robot. She is able to replicate the look of anyone whose DNA she scans but weighs 350lbs and her internals are maintained below freezing for the processor. Travis is a former FBI undercover operator who retired and is working as a bbq chef at the DoubleD Ranch. Chris Muir Jun 26 2019 at 8:02 am Wayne, yer the best. James F Gemind Jun 26 2019 at 8:16 pm Rule # 1. Never mention a girl’s weight. Chiang Rai Jay Jun 28 2019 at 10:06 pm Mucho appreciated and VERY detailed descriptions !! Francis W. Porretto Jun 26 2019 at 6:34 am “There’s no such thing as a bad pie.” — Father Flanagan of “Pies’ Town.” Pamela Jun 26 2019 at 12:32 pm Take Sam out of her bra and she can make shakes for baby Wade. *wanders off for more coffee* Kafiroon Jun 26 2019 at 1:42 pm Ah Pamela, Putting Words to Visions. My coffee is around here somewhere. The hunt begins. Bye. James F Gemind Jun 26 2019 at 8:16 pm Rule # 1. Never mention a girl’s weight. WayneM Jun 27 2019 at 12:53 am Jo only looks like a girl so that rule doesn’t apply. Leave a Reply to Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.