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  • ExNuke

    Even a bad apple pie doesn’t deserve being wasted like that, a simple whipped cream in a pie shell projectile would be sufficient. She would wear it well and a food fight is always entertaining.

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    I’d pay good PPV money to watch that pie fight. And especially on July 4th. Put it on PPV, and it might help pay down the national debt.

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    Shoot, I’d pay good money to be at a Travis BBQ. Uummmmmmmm…….. Oh…….wait……..I already did. But sadly, this is only a ‘toon. More empty calories than a wish sammich. (sigh).
    Ah, well, my wife (Mrs Deplorable) is real, and she more than makes up for Travis’ lack of reality. She is the reason I have gained weight since retiring from Uncle Sam Ain’t Released Me Yet. I think I can count on the thumbs of both hands the number of bad meals she’s ever cooked for me.

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    European “Conservative” does not mean the same as American Conservative .

    • eon

      “The entire spectrum of European politics, from left to right, would fit comfortably within the Democratic Party.”

      – About the only intelligent thing Jean Francois Kerry, the Eternal Lieutenant, ever said. Which says more about both European politics and the American Democrats than he realized.

      As one of my friends pointed out, by European standards, Che! was a liberal, Castro was a moderate, Chavez and Maduro qualify as conservatives, and Hillary is a pure Fascist.

      This difference in perceptions, or maybe definitions, allows all sorts of profitable perfidies for the truly vicious. For instance, one of the cleverest tricks the German NSDAP pulled in 1945 was claiming they were no longer Nazis, thus being allowed to stay as part of the government(s) in Germany even after “De-Nazification”. And in the 1950s restyling themselves as Social Democrats west of the Berlin Wall, and the Stasi east of it.

      Merkel is the inevitable result. And I suspect the only way they’ll ever get Frau Blucher (WHIINNNNEEEE) out of the chancellorship is feet first with a state funeral.

      clear ether

      eon

  • WayneM

    For some reason, the movie “American Pie” and the apple pie scene just ‘came’ to mind…

    • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      There have been several instances where LibIdiots (on both sides of the pond) have thrown milkshakes at politicians whose actions they disapprove of.
      Enter “milkshaking politicians” into your search engine of choice.

      • interventor

        Better a milkshake, than the acid attacks in London.

        • eon

          I suspect that the milkshakers of today are the vitriol-throwers of tomorrow. Once they work up the nerve, and realize that the worst they’ll get is an ASBO in the UK and finger-shaking elsewhere.

          Not that acid attacks are anything new, in the UK or anywhere else. They first became common in Britain not long after sulfuric acid (H2SO4 aka “vitriol”) became common in industry, two centuries ago;

          https://legalhistorymiscellany.com/2017/09/13/acid-attacks-in-nineteenth-century-britain/

          The difference is that back then, it was usually the result of a domestic dispute or other personal matter. It even showed up in one Sherlock Holmes story, “The Adventure of the Illustrious Client”.

          Today, the overwhelming majority of such attacks are political or “religious” in nature. As in, “Asians” throwing acid on women for violating Sharia by being “uncovered meat”.

          This alone means that whatever the “authorities” say about how much they disapprove, they never actually do anything to stop it. Which probably explains why London is now once more the vitriol-throwing capital of the world, with over 400 cases in 2017, the last year the British government admits to having statistics on.

          clear ether

          eon

    • John Carifidy

      In addition to EU leftists throwing milkshakes at Brexit/conservative pols at Burger King’s urging in a commercial, there’s a song with a chorus of
      “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they’re like, it’s better than yours
      Damn right it’s better than yours
      I can teach you, but I have to charge.”
      I work with kids, that’s the only reason I know this.

    • Swansonic

      Ooooh! Hair Pie!

      • JTC

        Somebody is going to have to cue up Don McLean…there’s a rock reference for everything.

    • Wotan

      Perfect!

      • Wotan

        Klunk!! To Pamela: Perfect Pie!!!

    • James F Gemind

      Pamela, you naughty girl, objectifying women like that…

      That’s a man’s job. 🙂

      • Pamela

        I’m not naughty. Just written that way.

        Will you burn as my tongue dances across your skin…

  • Chiang Rai Jay

    Scuse me guys, but been off the Grid here awhile; who are Jo and Travis por favor ???

    • WayneM

      Welcome back!

      Jo is a Javier-programmed T1000 defensive robot. She is able to replicate the look of anyone whose DNA she scans but weighs 350lbs and her internals are maintained below freezing for the processor.

      Travis is a former FBI undercover operator who retired and is working as a bbq chef at the DoubleD Ranch.

      • Chris Muir

        Wayne, yer the best.

      • James F Gemind

        Rule # 1. Never mention a girl’s weight.

      • Chiang Rai Jay

        Mucho appreciated and VERY detailed descriptions !!

  • “There’s no such thing as a bad pie.” — Father Flanagan of “Pies’ Town.”

  • Pamela

    Take Sam out of her bra and she can make shakes for baby Wade.
    *wanders off for more coffee*

    • Kafiroon

      Ah Pamela, Putting Words to Visions.

      My coffee is around here somewhere.
      The hunt begins. Bye.

  • James F Gemind

    Rule # 1. Never mention a girl’s weight.

    • WayneM

      Jo only looks like a girl so that rule doesn’t apply.

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