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  • JohninMd.(Help!?!!)

    “yeah, so go away before I OD yo’ azz wit the needle in my pocket….”

  • Ryk E Lee

    Funny Chit, Chris

  • Pamela

    Might be a containment unit for Nyarlathotep or Azathoth.

    • Ozymandias

      That would make sense. She could well be a creature from beyond our universe.

    • B Woodman

      My g’son gave me a nice hardback book of HP Lovecraft, and I’m loving it.
      ANd yes, Hellery WOULD fit in as a spawn of Cthulhu.

  • Grunt GI

    Just keep the mitt on please. Safety first. Hillary clothed. DDQ babes not clothed.

    Cheers.

    • KathyP

      Protected account, Macker. Can’t view.

      • Old Grunt

        I think he just posted the link so we could see the banner graphic and its rebus/puzzle.

  • cb

    Why? … you ask, well… it Depends™

  • WayneM

    The Hildebeast told her favourite designer to create an outfit good enough for the runway… but the designer heard “Romney” so she made a Mitt…

  • epador

    Ding ding ding
    WayneM wins

  • Strange. I’ve lost at least one dress size, maybe more. Wondered where it went. Now I see it here in that last panel above?

    Curiouser and curiouser.

    • Pamela

      Delilah- Same here. 15 pounds in the last month.
      Might explain why her backside is requiring port and starboard running lights.

    • (Snerk) That’s quite a giggle!

      Just to set things straight, shrillary is NOT THE FIRST WOMAN TO RUN FOR U.S. PRESIDENT! No, she is NOT!

      The FIRST woman to run for U.S. President was Victoria Woodhull. She ran on the Equal Rights Party. Her choice of Vice President was Frederick Douglass. And who was he, pray tell? Well, to begin with, he was a black man, an escaped slave, and an Abolitionist.

      Damned shame — isn’t it — that the libretards and dummycraps can’t get their facts straight?

      • Noelegy

        Now that we are pointing that out, the Dems are claiming she’s the first woman “from a major party.”

      • DASY

        The chore of keeping track of who’s claiming what ABOUT who’s claiming what can be a meta exercise. Regardless, I have not heard any such counterfactual assertion regarding who was or wasn’t the first woman to RUN for president. The self-congratulations have been, mercifully, limited to the empirical reality of Hillary specifically being the first woman nominee from a major party. If indeed any public figure has asserted otherwise, in a sane world they would need only trip over their own ignorance. In a world gone mad, the wires have to be laid in front of them, and even this often fails.

      • Old Codger

        Liddy Dole was in the primaries for GOP back in ’00. I remember going to a used book sale (where they sell donated books for $0.50 to “raise funds”) and heard the staff making snarky remarks about Mrs. Dole. I said I figured they would be cheering on a woman running for POTUS. Said I figured she’d be poster girl for NOW. After all she was a wife, mother, intelligent (as opposed to cunning), educated and accomplished. They said she WOULD be – IF SHE WAS A WOMAN!!! I replied that I thought she WAS a woman. They replied that, essentially, she was an adult human female but that her POLITICS disqualified her from womanhood. Go figure.

  • Ozymandias

    The only outfit I’d like to see her wearing would be hot tar and feathers.

    • John M.

      Or an orange jumpsuit stenciled “Leavenworth.” …maybe AFTER the tar and feathers?

      • idahobob

        No, no. Stenciled with “Pelican Bay”.

        Bob
        III

      • Ankylosaurus! Yes! They make nice house pets if you raise them right. Very territorial, easy keepers, too. They only need one meal every other day.

  • Kafiroon

    The huge coats are to hide all the batteries and back-up hardware for back-up software to try to keep the Hildabeast 1.8 on it’s feet longer.
    OR, all the medical equipment to keep Hildabeast on her feet longer.

    • John M.

      I’ll go with the medical equipment, I don’t think they’ve actually taken “the 6-million dollar woman” that far yet…

      • GWB

        She’s well above $6 million, just from the speaking fees……

  • MC Hammer said it best: Can’t touch this.

    • JSStryker

      Should have been “Won’t touch this…”

      • Old Codger

        Shouldn’t there be a reference to a “ten foot pole” in there somewhere, JSS?

  • eon

    Her image consultants finally realized that it was too soon for Perp Walk Orange.

    clear ether

    eon

  • Bill M

    Face it: the Hildebeast has extremely poor taste in clothing.

  • interventor

    The early model Terminator bots require major EMF protection.

  • Vote Cthulu. Why go half-assed?

    • B Woodman

      “Why vote for the lesser evil?”

  • Grape

    She who would be queen – scratch that.

    She who would be a god. Then she could fiddle while the world burned.

  • Bill G

    What does this clothing tell us?
    It tells us than Cankles has no one in her entourage who is able to tell her that she looks like a fool in her chosen attire.
    How likely will it be that in office she would have anyone around her to tell her she’s wrong on anything else?

    • GWB

      Whoever told you that you look good in that is not your friend!

  • Browncoat

    Have I missed something. “Your candidate..”? Hasn’t Jan ‘woke up’ regarding Hillary or is it just a friendly jab?

    If not, what’s her response to any question regarding emails?

    • Old Codger

      A died-in-the-wool leftist “waking up”????? Shirley …

  • HA! Best description I’ve heard yet.

    • Bunkerbuilder

      The Zika virus has mutated to attacking older liberal ‘leaders’?

      “BrainDead” has left Hollywood for D.C. and a more unreal existence?

      Alert the CDC….

  • JTC

    The empress’ new oven mitt clothes are GORGEOUS, your highness, and nobody nowhere NEAR her will ever tell her different. About anything.

    • Old Codger

      A least the Empress is wearing clothes. The world is not ready for Hildabeast “attired” like the emperor in the fable.

      • JTC

        The beast in that getup might be worse than in the empress’ no clothes as discussed above.

        Certain redheads, otoh…

        Been plunderin’ your closet again Miz P? Or should that be Mistress P? 😉

        • Pamela

          I do have certain garments in my wardrobe.

          • JTC

            Help me. :O

  • Dread

    Still ROFLMAO 5 minutes later. I have been wondering, what he hell it is with her clothes. You nailed it Chris! “Oven mitt couture.”

  • Old Codger

    Aren’t you glad she doesn’t have a stylist like those Hollywierd idiots? Either that or the alleged “stylist” is as incompetent as most leftists in any field that requires results.

  • CaptDMO

    Because of all the heat she’s getting?

  • markm

    She’s dressed as a giant oven mitt because she realized that dressing like Mao Tse Tung made her ultimate goal too obvious.

    • Kafiroon

      Well, there are hollywood stylists that she could use. Picture that in something like the flaming whatevers wore in Hunger Games.
      Now get some Mind Bleach.

  • She dresses like that because she’s putting on considerable weight. I don’t know how many calories she’s consuming per day, but it may be too many. And if she’s on any kind of meds, such as pills or otherwise, they may have side effects like unsatisfied hunger or bloating.

    • Kafiroon

      OMG! A Bloated Beached Whale. Shudder. I’ve lived on a beach too long.

    • JTC

      It’s the 3 proles a day chased by S. Green.

      Pity the poor Seymour in her little shop of horrors…she only eats them alive…”FEED ME!”

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