Counting Crow.
Yellow Phone for Mr. Benjamin Dover.


  • September 1, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    “yeah, so go away before I OD yo’ azz wit the needle in my pocket….”

  • September 1, 2016 at 9:17 pm
    Ryk E Lee

    Funny Chit, Chris

  • September 1, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Might be a containment unit for Nyarlathotep or Azathoth.

    • September 1, 2016 at 9:46 pm

      That would make sense. She could well be a creature from beyond our universe.

    • September 1, 2016 at 10:23 pm
      B Woodman

      My g’son gave me a nice hardback book of HP Lovecraft, and I’m loving it.
      ANd yes, Hellery WOULD fit in as a spawn of Cthulhu.

  • September 1, 2016 at 9:27 pm
    Grunt GI

    Just keep the mitt on please. Safety first. Hillary clothed. DDQ babes not clothed.


  • September 1, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    I Love Country Music…and you should too!

    • September 2, 2016 at 7:17 am

      Protected account, Macker. Can’t view.

      • September 2, 2016 at 9:32 am
        Old Grunt

        I think he just posted the link so we could see the banner graphic and its rebus/puzzle.

  • September 1, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    Why? … you ask, well… it Depends™

  • September 1, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    The Hildebeast told her favourite designer to create an outfit good enough for the runway… but the designer heard “Romney” so she made a Mitt…

  • September 1, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Ding ding ding
    WayneM wins

  • September 1, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    Strange. I’ve lost at least one dress size, maybe more. Wondered where it went. Now I see it here in that last panel above?

    Curiouser and curiouser.

    • September 1, 2016 at 11:07 pm

      Delilah- Same here. 15 pounds in the last month.
      Might explain why her backside is requiring port and starboard running lights.

    • September 1, 2016 at 11:13 pm

      (Snerk) That’s quite a giggle!

      Just to set things straight, shrillary is NOT THE FIRST WOMAN TO RUN FOR U.S. PRESIDENT! No, she is NOT!

      The FIRST woman to run for U.S. President was Victoria Woodhull. She ran on the Equal Rights Party. Her choice of Vice President was Frederick Douglass. And who was he, pray tell? Well, to begin with, he was a black man, an escaped slave, and an Abolitionist.

      Damned shame — isn’t it — that the libretards and dummycraps can’t get their facts straight?

      • September 1, 2016 at 11:24 pm

        Now that we are pointing that out, the Dems are claiming she’s the first woman “from a major party.”

      • September 2, 2016 at 1:21 am

        The chore of keeping track of who’s claiming what ABOUT who’s claiming what can be a meta exercise. Regardless, I have not heard any such counterfactual assertion regarding who was or wasn’t the first woman to RUN for president. The self-congratulations have been, mercifully, limited to the empirical reality of Hillary specifically being the first woman nominee from a major party. If indeed any public figure has asserted otherwise, in a sane world they would need only trip over their own ignorance. In a world gone mad, the wires have to be laid in front of them, and even this often fails.

      • September 2, 2016 at 9:47 am
        Old Codger

        Liddy Dole was in the primaries for GOP back in ’00. I remember going to a used book sale (where they sell donated books for $0.50 to “raise funds”) and heard the staff making snarky remarks about Mrs. Dole. I said I figured they would be cheering on a woman running for POTUS. Said I figured she’d be poster girl for NOW. After all she was a wife, mother, intelligent (as opposed to cunning), educated and accomplished. They said she WOULD be – IF SHE WAS A WOMAN!!! I replied that I thought she WAS a woman. They replied that, essentially, she was an adult human female but that her POLITICS disqualified her from womanhood. Go figure.

  • September 1, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    The only outfit I’d like to see her wearing would be hot tar and feathers.

    • September 1, 2016 at 11:31 pm
      John M.

      Or an orange jumpsuit stenciled “Leavenworth.” …maybe AFTER the tar and feathers?

      • September 2, 2016 at 8:19 am

        No, no. Stenciled with “Pelican Bay”.


    • September 2, 2016 at 10:45 am

      Nope. Those places are too soft and fluffy.

      Here is the place:

      • September 2, 2016 at 3:19 pm

        Ankylosaurus! Yes! They make nice house pets if you raise them right. Very territorial, easy keepers, too. They only need one meal every other day.

  • September 1, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    The huge coats are to hide all the batteries and back-up hardware for back-up software to try to keep the Hildabeast 1.8 on it’s feet longer.
    OR, all the medical equipment to keep Hildabeast on her feet longer.

    • September 1, 2016 at 11:38 pm
      John M.

      I’ll go with the medical equipment, I don’t think they’ve actually taken “the 6-million dollar woman” that far yet…

      • September 2, 2016 at 6:58 am

        She’s well above $6 million, just from the speaking fees……

  • September 1, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    MC Hammer said it best: Can’t touch this.

    • September 2, 2016 at 9:06 am

      Should have been “Won’t touch this…”

      • September 2, 2016 at 9:50 am
        Old Codger

        Shouldn’t there be a reference to a “ten foot pole” in there somewhere, JSS?

  • September 1, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    Her image consultants finally realized that it was too soon for Perp Walk Orange.

    clear ether


  • September 1, 2016 at 11:19 pm
    Bill M

    Face it: the Hildebeast has extremely poor taste in clothing.

  • September 2, 2016 at 12:08 am

    The early model Terminator bots require major EMF protection.

  • September 2, 2016 at 1:04 am

    Vote Cthulu. Why go half-assed?

    • September 2, 2016 at 8:00 am
      B Woodman

      “Why vote for the lesser evil?”

  • September 2, 2016 at 2:10 am

    She who would be queen – scratch that.

    She who would be a god. Then she could fiddle while the world burned.

  • September 2, 2016 at 6:03 am
    Bill G

    What does this clothing tell us?
    It tells us than Cankles has no one in her entourage who is able to tell her that she looks like a fool in her chosen attire.
    How likely will it be that in office she would have anyone around her to tell her she’s wrong on anything else?

    • September 2, 2016 at 7:00 am

      Whoever told you that you look good in that is not your friend!

  • September 2, 2016 at 6:45 am

    Have I missed something. “Your candidate..”? Hasn’t Jan ‘woke up’ regarding Hillary or is it just a friendly jab?

    If not, what’s her response to any question regarding emails?

    • September 2, 2016 at 9:52 am
      Old Codger

      A died-in-the-wool leftist “waking up”????? Shirley …

  • September 2, 2016 at 7:31 am

    HA! Best description I’ve heard yet.

  • September 2, 2016 at 8:02 am
    B Woodman
    • September 2, 2016 at 2:42 pm

      The Zika virus has mutated to attacking older liberal ‘leaders’?

      “BrainDead” has left Hollywood for D.C. and a more unreal existence?

      Alert the CDC….

  • September 2, 2016 at 8:24 am

    The empress’ new oven mitt clothes are GORGEOUS, your highness, and nobody nowhere NEAR her will ever tell her different. About anything.

    • September 2, 2016 at 10:24 am
      Old Codger

      A least the Empress is wearing clothes. The world is not ready for Hildabeast “attired” like the emperor in the fable.

    • September 2, 2016 at 11:07 am

      This might be the reason she’s dressing the way she does.

      • September 2, 2016 at 4:19 pm

        The beast in that getup might be worse than in the empress’ no clothes as discussed above.

        Certain redheads, otoh…

        Been plunderin’ your closet again Miz P? Or should that be Mistress P? 😉

      • September 2, 2016 at 4:25 pm

        I do have certain garments in my wardrobe.

      • September 2, 2016 at 4:46 pm

        Help me. :O

  • September 2, 2016 at 10:01 am
    Jess Sain
  • September 2, 2016 at 10:01 am

    Still ROFLMAO 5 minutes later. I have been wondering, what he hell it is with her clothes. You nailed it Chris! “Oven mitt couture.”

  • September 2, 2016 at 10:27 am
    Old Codger

    Aren’t you glad she doesn’t have a stylist like those Hollywierd idiots? Either that or the alleged “stylist” is as incompetent as most leftists in any field that requires results.

  • September 2, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    Because of all the heat she’s getting?

  • September 2, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    She’s dressed as a giant oven mitt because she realized that dressing like Mao Tse Tung made her ultimate goal too obvious.

    • September 2, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      Well, there are hollywood stylists that she could use. Picture that in something like the flaming whatevers wore in Hunger Games.
      Now get some Mind Bleach.

  • September 2, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    She dresses like that because she’s putting on considerable weight. I don’t know how many calories she’s consuming per day, but it may be too many. And if she’s on any kind of meds, such as pills or otherwise, they may have side effects like unsatisfied hunger or bloating.

    • September 2, 2016 at 4:36 pm

      OMG! A Bloated Beached Whale. Shudder. I’ve lived on a beach too long.

    • September 2, 2016 at 4:44 pm

      It’s the 3 proles a day chased by S. Green.

      Pity the poor Seymour in her little shop of horrors…she only eats them alive…”FEED ME!”

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