Day By Day


  • Guitanguran

    Gee, could you put some pepper back in Zed’s hair? Looks worse than me.

    • David M

      Yup, not really liking the all white Zed… He looks old.

  • WayneM

    Anyone ever known Zed to bluff? Me neither…

  • Pamela

    Does the rig include a chastity belt?
    Or is it butt ugly enough nothing living would touch her?

    • Kafiroon

      Latter, of course! I would term it puking ugly, myself

      • Pamela

        Must be ugly enough then for a man, even a slightly drunk one, to date the five sisters instead.

        • JTC

          Censored! Talk about rejection issues…

          Well it was bound to happen. It’s these Titillating (heh) redheads around here! :b

          Sorry CM

  • eclark1849

    Dr. Evil? I was thinking more Kim Jon Un.

    • GWB

      They’re all of a sort.

  • B Woodman

    Hot cowboys, NOT Trump guys? Ppffffffftttttt. . . .. . Who writes your comedy material? You wish. Texican hot cowboys are nothing BUT Trump guys.

    • Trump is too far left wing for them.

      • PaulS

        Yabut, the alternative is sooo much worse.

      • RooftopVoter

        Trump is only far left wing of them in the Medias narrative, in real life he is smack dab in the middle of them.

        That’s the disconnect most can’t comprehend.

  • B Woodman

    Please, please, please. Let Skye SJW mouth off, just once, in earshot of the wrong person. I want to see the the rasslin’ match when Zed and Sam stuff Skye into the Hellery suit. And what Skye looks like afterwards. Guar-an-damn-tee she ain’t gonna look purdy, and her hair and makeup. . . . well. . .. . . hehehehe.

  • Morris

    “We use it to scare the crows”

    And if you know anything about crows it takes a fair bit to scare those bold buggers..

  • LifeofTheMind

    In the Navy we had STANAVUGSPECS AKA Birth Control Glasses. Wear those and you did not have to worry about your love life. You could use all your extra free time to think of the money you were saving.

    • AF had them too.

      • HAL 9000

        They were mil-spec, everybody from the Army to the Coasties had them.

    • markm

      In a less politically correct era, we called them RPG’s. Rape Prevention Glasses. Although if the OD green fatigues weren’t ugly enough, I doubt a pair of glasses would add much.

      • JTC

        I think LOTM meant for the looker not the lookee…like virtual reality specs to make fine look fugly. Or I could be wrong, not the first time for that.

    • Old Codger

      Not necessarily, guys. I was in 8th AF NCO Leadership School with a female Buck Sergeant who made those things look GOOD! She was about 5″ tall and would give Sam a run for her money in the looks dept. She used to walk around the dorm in hot pants and a ban-lon shirt with just her under it. Had a damned fine ass, too as I recall. Instant mahogany going or coming. Gave the poor bastards from northern tier bases fits. They hand’t seen anything but parkas in 9 months. You could always tell one ’em ’cause their tongues were dragging.

      • MasterDiver

        Why not Minot?
        Freezin’s the Reason!
        Where there’s a girl behind every tree
        and trees’r scarcer than hens teeth!

        742 SMS 74-78
        Zar Belk

        • Pamela

          At least it wasn’t Diego Garcia

  • Skye, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

  • JTC

    Eff the crows, I’m pretty sure that would scare the crap out of me and the cowboys…bad for bidness.

    Just strip her and gag her.

  • JTC

    I’m pretty sure that would scare the crap out of me and the customers…bad for bidness.

    Just strip her and gag her, then they’ll be counting cowboys and cash, not crows.

    • JTC

      shit, computer malf, please excuse the double.

  • Hardball

    I’m not knockin Skye’s knockers. But I would like to knock Skye’s noggin.

  • Bill G

    Trust a progressive to not understand that rural Texas is not a hotbed of liberal politics.
    Even if you can’t trust them for anything else.

  • Olddog

    Zed’s resemblance to his father getting stronger. How long till it’s complete?

    • WayneM

      Zed abides. I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.

      • Chris Muir

        Sure, I gotcher.

  • Pamela

    The thing about the Lib-Progs and laxy lazy folks, is they like their comforts, pleasures (both large and small), and time to enjoy life. This is achieved on the backs of others. Could any of them put in one hour of hard or back breaking work, let alone a day of hard work? Then get up the next day and do it again?

  • Dread

    Okay, the SJW flew over my head. Social Justice W? something or other? Maybe I’m having a slow day.

    • John D. Egbert

      Social Justice Warrior. Spawn of Occupy Wall Street and Black Lives Matter.

      • Kafiroon

        Whiner is more apropos. These “warriors” are capable of fainting if exposed to the thought of any warrior or self defense weapon.

  • Grunt GI

    So, basically Skye wants to save a horse, ride a cowboy.

    Gonna be a fun weekend at the DDQ.

    • Pamela

      How many trauma kits are ready for deployment just in case?

    • JTC

      She should stick with the horse. But that would be a whole ‘nother website. Still a good idea to keep the trauma kits handy…a veterinarian version too.

      • Pamela

        Thank God I finished my coffee.

  • Fred Finn

    Chris, I live in the Lib infested state of Illinois, outside Chiraq in the suburbs. But, if somehow a real life DDQ was created, i would find time to venture there often for the sights, sounds and tastes. It doesn’t matter the distance. If it was built they would come, in more ways than one.

    • JTC

      Royalties please?

  • OpenTheDoor

    “Sultry Progressive” is an oxymoron.

  • JIMV

    I finally figures out what is missing…we have two hot women with fantasy boobs and yet said boobs seldom get handled by anyone…it is a criminal waste of a great body.

    • Chris Muir

      see the previous 2 days.

  • JohninMd.(Help!?!!)

    No question, Zed is a Master tit wrangler. I also wondered about the sudden whitening of the hair. I know mine went white from stress (health-wise) pretty quick. And Wade’s passing would be stressful, no question. Any particular thought process there, Chris? As to Skye and a Mao suit, we all know there are horn-dogs that will nail a snake if they can hold it still long enough.

    • Chris Muir

      Mine dropped out;zed’s just turns white.

      • JTC

        Ain’t that’s a bitch?

        I always said I didn’t mind mine turning white but I hate that it’s now turning loose. 🙁

        • Pamela

          Matters not to me whether a man has hair or not.
          Only thing that matters is the strength of his character and his heart.

          • Grunt GI

            Awww, thanks…you give us folically challenged guys hope!

  • RayNAiken

  • Paul

    Once I got my eyes up to the tee shirt I thought first thought ada (ok mentally disabled) then saw it was ddq distorted by t i t s

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