Friends ← Previous post Next post → Comments JTC Jan 03 2020 at 12:16 am Rank and file cops wear unis, not the brass. And just like with the FIB’ers that’s where the trouble is. Speaking of outfits that is some lo-riding britches on Suzi Q… a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. 🙂 Too Tall Jan 03 2020 at 12:18 am Need a better location for the word bubble so we can observe the malfunction. MasterDiver Jan 03 2020 at 9:29 am “Accidentally on purpose?” Zar Belk! Too Tall Jan 03 2020 at 12:17 am That’s an insult to deranged LA Rams fans everywhere. They look more like fraternity pledges from Animal House. In other news, Qaasem Solemani, the general in charge of Iran’s elite Quds force wad incinerated into worm food near the Baghdad airport, by a U.S. missile strike, more than 90 miles from the nearest Iranian border check point. Now that’s border control! The Brits, Israelis, and Iraqis are celebrating the goat humper’s demise. Progtard DildoCrats, led by Sen. Ed Markey (Idiot -MA) and the lame stream media are deeply saddened, calling it an assassination. You can’t fix stupid Progtard DildoCrat. Kafiroon Jan 03 2020 at 12:40 am Now a few hundreds more of the leadership class and the cost would still be far cheaper than a war. That could start it, but that’s what weapons are for. Then the “We will destroy you!” and “Death to America!” stops or works. If they are anywhere as tough as their mouth says they are. WayneM Jan 03 2020 at 1:46 am The world is a slightly less dangerous place thanks to a well-placed missile. Good riddance to the “Shadow Commander” and how! Punta Gorda Jan 03 2020 at 3:01 am Maybe the goat fker shouldn’t have been there… John Jan 03 2020 at 12:28 pm The mullahs are dead set on building a new Persian Empire with their various militias/and political groups serving as a fifth column. I would consider it a merciful act of God if their first nuclear detonation went wild and killed enough of them to prove to the Faithful that if there is a Hand of God, they ain’t it. Steve Peterson Jan 03 2020 at 6:26 pm You can fix stoopid! With a bullet between the eyes! Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Jan 03 2020 at 12:29 am I am “SQUEEEEEEEEing” like a little schoolgirl at the fraptious news. And the WaPo was calling the general a “revered leader”. Ya can’t fix stoopid. Too Tall Jan 03 2020 at 12:36 am From the pictures, he blowed up real good. They will separate the occupants of the vehicle by blood type. Lon Mead Jan 03 2020 at 1:12 am Out of respect, they will use a different sponge to pick up what is left of each of them. interventor Jan 03 2020 at 1:09 am Its not stupid. Its sheer, unadulterated evil at play! cb Jan 03 2020 at 1:03 am ROE = Win! Thank you Mr. President. Too Tall Jan 03 2020 at 1:13 am The Marines just captured Qais Khazali and Hadi Al Ameri of Hezbollah in the Jadriah district of Baghdad. Oh, what a night! Too Tall Jan 03 2020 at 1:33 am Now Sen. Chris Murphy (Idiot – CT) is questioning whether the President had “Congressional Authorization” to kill Soleimani. Apparently he hasn’t gotten the word (or maybe he did?) that the Marines recovered the Hezbollah leaders’ electronic devices intact. More than a few Progtard DildoCrat sphincters slammed shut so hard, you couldn’t drive a 10-penny nail in them with a sledgehammer. Sucks to be a traitor. interventor Jan 03 2020 at 8:24 am Permission not required. After the president signs the finding allowing the kill, he should notify the two top members of the Senate and House Intelligence Committees. Not, get their blessing. kadaka Jan 03 2020 at 9:09 am That would require notifying Leaky Schiff, which would lead to NYT and WaPo having near-immediate news releases about the impeached disgraced President trying to draw attention from his other crimes by engaging in a likely illegal assassination. Qassim Soleimani, head of Iran’s elite Quds Force, assassinated in US airstrike at Baghdad airport … Adam Schiff, the Democratic chair of the House intelligence committee, said Congress did not authorise the strike. … “But Congress didn’t authorise and American people don’t want a war with Iran. All steps must now be taken to protect our forces against the almost inevitable escalation and increased risk.” Maybe Schiffy can impeach him again for this new “Obstruction of Congress”. MasterDiver Jan 03 2020 at 9:38 am We’ve been at war with Iran since they seized the Tehran embassy and took our diplomats hostage. Since then its been a low-intensity war-by-proxy, tit-for-tat game. Until a President came in with the cajones to follow through on what Reagan promised. Zar Belk! John D. Egbert Jan 03 2020 at 10:37 am We, as a Nation, have been at war with Tehran — Spell it I-S-L-A-M — since the Barbary Pirates took USS Philadelphia in tripoli harbor. The rest of Western civilization has been in this war since ca. 650 a.d. The only difference has been in the level of intensity . . . Kafiroon Jan 03 2020 at 1:15 pm An associated with the crispy critter Soleimani, terror group claimed they did over 6000 attacks on US and allies over a five year period. About damn time some of their leaders paid the price. And a pineapple enema to all the butt hurt proglodites. (Spell check wants prostitutes. That works too, Since they have sold out our country in favor of terrorists.) CactoBlaster Jan 03 2020 at 2:35 pm We all know that this was NOT an assassination. It was truly an eventful action against a true conspirator and TERRORIST resulting in the timely death of a foreign combatant in a country other than his own. You can’t put your hand into fire and not expect to get burned. So Mote It Be. Pamela Jan 03 2020 at 12:53 pm I would have told the idiots the reason they were not informed is “Unfortunately, I can’t TRUST YOU to keep your mouth shut!” Pamela Jan 03 2020 at 1:38 am And the wheel turns another round with a creak and a groan. Too Tall Jan 03 2020 at 1:47 am Now Rep. Ilhan Omar is foaming at the mouth vowing to “step in and stop trump.” Apparently she was very disappointed when Khazali and Al Ameri stopped responding to her texts. Punta Gorda Jan 03 2020 at 3:05 am Ref the IG report claiming “Incompetence” for the 17 “screwups”. ASSUMING a 50% incompetence rate, the probability for 17 of them is in the 7 one thousandths of a percent range. kadaka Jan 03 2020 at 3:54 am What extradition treaties do we have with Northern Ireland? Hillary Clinton won’t be US president so she’s settled for being a chancellor overseas HRC: “It’s my great privilege to become @QUBelfast’s 11th—and first female—chancellor. It’s a place I have great fondness for and have grown a strong relationship with over the years, and I’m proud to be an ambassador for its excellence.” Durham’s report is coming out soon. Five year gig at Queen’s University Belfast effective since Jan 1, running until Trump is out of office. It’s a short drive, how is extradition from Ireland? interventor Jan 03 2020 at 8:27 am North Ireland is part of the UK, So, not that hard. US has extradition treaty with Ireland — old 1983, plus one with EU. RBMcCloskey Jan 03 2020 at 5:56 am Is there a list of the people in this strip, I am new and find it confusing at times. Bill G Jan 03 2020 at 6:57 am The ‘about’ page here just has the top four. I’ve seen more complete ones, but can’t find them right now. Chris Muir Jan 03 2020 at 12:03 pm I’ll do a new cast of characters page. Pamela Jan 03 2020 at 1:04 pm With or without garments…. PaulS Jan 03 2020 at 8:43 am Go back and start reading from the beginning, you will enjoy and be all the better for it. 😉 Browncoat Jan 03 2020 at 12:46 pm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_by_Day_(webcomic)#Characters Bill G Jan 03 2020 at 7:08 am The bee-luvved Saint Obola went so far as to congratulate himself on being good at killing people with drone strikes, and the left saw no evil. But President Trump’s orders take a leading terrorist and they’re losing their sh*t. Collectively, the left has not grasped the fact taht they no longer have full control of the message, and that their previous statements (and actions) will now be brought back into view. Dread Jan 03 2020 at 8:37 am It’s sad when the BBC is more pro American than our own treasonous media. John Jan 03 2020 at 12:47 pm One need only need remember that the BBC is a creature of the UK government, but our news media is overwhelmingly owned lock, stock, and barrel by the Corporate Elite, which also owns the majority of the Democratic Party. It is a sad fact that too many of the Democratic Party rank and file still believe that their Party represents the Working Man, but it has long since become the Party of the Rich. If you need further proof, examine the political landscape of the People’s Democratic Republic of California. Henry Jan 04 2020 at 1:28 am Sad, but not difficult at all. Contrarian View Jan 03 2020 at 9:11 am Is little sister targeting Travis as her bicycle? I don’t see Suzy letting that happen. WayneM Jan 03 2020 at 9:41 am Top comment I’ve seen so far? Trump “fired” Soleimani… lol Kafiroon Jan 03 2020 at 11:21 am More like ‘Fried’! Pamela Jan 03 2020 at 2:28 pm More like a wee bit corpsefied and singed Jefferson A Selvy Jan 04 2020 at 4:43 am He suffered an energetic exothermal reation John Jan 03 2020 at 12:49 pm Well he is no longer employed, and the place he’s gone to is well heated. JTC Jan 03 2020 at 12:41 pm No love for LA or it’s Rams, but that Mickey Mouse moniker in the title is dead on…that rodent has become one evil and anti-American rat in the last decade or so…the perfect mascot for the MuzBro. kadaka Jan 03 2020 at 1:33 pm https://twitter.com/AP_Europe/status/1213120654654001152 A British judge finds “ethical vegans” are entitled to workplace discrimination protection because they hold important philosophical beliefs worthy of respect. So now people will be forced to accept and be polite to sanctimonious vegan coworkers who also complain about others wearing wool and leather. With disarmament, the practical banning of self-defense, and the influx of foreigners coinciding with basically the banning of criticism of any unorthodox beliefs no matter how daft, the UK keeps resembling the test bed for destroying the US from within. Kill them with their own politeness! interventor Jan 03 2020 at 10:11 pm UK voters did give BoJo and the Tories an outsized victory for Brexit. Halley Jan 03 2020 at 2:11 pm The Dims and their Marxist Media just cannot hide how upset they are that another anti-American evil person was targeted and eliminated by a Republican president. One less anti-American on the planet puts them in such a bad mood! Pamela Jan 03 2020 at 5:51 pm I wonder what the media will say when they are no longer needed interventor Jan 03 2020 at 10:17 pm Hard to believe all the nice things the MSM are saying about Soleimani. Just insert old WWII Germans. Heinrich Himmler, invigorated German agriculture (his major), law and order advocate (Gestapo), ran camps to reintroduce people to the great outdoors. Hermann Goering, renowned aviator, art connoisseur, and gourmet, Albert Speer, world famous architect. Henry Jan 04 2020 at 1:30 am Josef Mengele, renowned healer. Doggo Jan 06 2020 at 1:53 pm Medical researcher Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.