Painting the Roses Red and Off with her Head.
Is there a pike on the wall, and some hungry vultures nearby?
October 26, 2016 at 5:21 pm
Bill M
Would we want to poison innocent vultures?
October 25, 2016 at 11:02 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
I’d pay good PPV money to see that televised. I’d even throw a block (!) party for the neighborhood.
October 25, 2016 at 11:05 pm
KenH
Reasonable, BEAST??
THAT, would be breaking every frakking bone in your body on the wheel. Then dipping you in boiling tar.
Then Setting your screaming carcass aflame while hanging by your ankles
DO TELL, Bitch, about “reasonable”…..
October 25, 2016 at 11:13 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
I’d go with part of that. Hung by the ankles, then beaten like a cheap pinata, a la Mussolini. More “audience” participation, and satisfaction.
October 25, 2016 at 11:09 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
I hope they’re just tasting and not seriously cooking (BTW, who IS cooking!?). With those t-shirts, sauce splatter would HURT!
“There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
October 26, 2016 at 11:58 am
JIMV
my first thought….a crime against nature
October 25, 2016 at 11:10 pm
Interventor
La Madame Guillotine meets the White House Madame.
Three-quarters of Mordor by the Potomac should get the same. The headsmen would be busy and have to take shifts.
October 26, 2016 at 12:21 am
NotYetInACamp
Ah. A means to pay off the national debt and to fund Social Security by means of pay to watch worldwide broadcasts.
Such a common sense result is still not worth her “reasonable” confiscation of all of the guns in sovereign private citizen hands. The citizens never delegated that right to defense given by God.
My comment to the birthright Death Star minions, rulers and invaders concerning the meaning of birthright citizenship and the meaning of what they said was the law that said that anyone born in the USA was a citizen ” I do not think that those words mean what you think they mean. Those words were in Wong vs USA (1898) US Supreme Court. The Birthright Death Star was destroyed and splintered into tens of millions of pieces. The next time I saw, then heard, those words was after the first Republican presidential debate where The Donald differentiated himself from every other Republican candidate by rejecting a “Path To Citizenship” and asserted applying the law and used the law as explained in that case to destroy the rest of the candidates, as I had destroyed the Birthright Death Star and shut the advocates up. So Trump shut up all of the other candidates on that issue, and continued on to become all of our champion. The people understood the truth.
Inigo Montoya’s words in The Princess Bride will resound forever when people misuse words.
October 26, 2016 at 3:22 pm
John Greer
And in need of frequent blade sharpening.
October 25, 2016 at 11:17 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
Would it be more cruel to be face down, and not know when the blade would strike (fearful anticipation). Or would it be more cruel to be face up, watching the blade fall?
October 25, 2016 at 11:26 pm
eon
One thing she can be sure of; when the ISIS headsman raises the tulwar to take hers off, she can scream “But can’t we TALK about this?” all she wants, and it will avail her not.
And there will be no sharpshooter handy to save her, since there will be no Americans left who have a rifle to do it with;
Those of us that kept our rifles would be watching and cheering, not trying to save her life!
On second thought, we might cheat the headsman by putting one in her eye so we don’t have to listen to her bleating…
October 25, 2016 at 11:32 pm
DeplorableJon
As long as its good and dull…
October 26, 2016 at 6:22 am
MasterDiver
You get a cleaner, painless cut when face down…No, wait…
Zar Belk!
October 26, 2016 at 7:51 am
Pamela
After all this time, what difference does it make…
October 25, 2016 at 11:19 pm
eon
Whenever a progressive uses the words “commonsense” and “reasonable”, you may be sure what they propose will be extreme, and their means of achieving it as violent as they can manage to feed their lust for power and destruction.
Ultimately, on guns as with anything else, their mantra is, “Do as we say like good little slaves and we may not kill you immediately. We do however reserve our divine privilege (for we are of course gods) of killing you at some future time if it would amuse us to do so- or if we simply get bored.”
In Star Trek terms, they are “Plato’s Stepchildren”.
That said, Hillary doesn’t need to fear the National Razor as much as she does her friends in the Mideast. She wants to play “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”, with ISIS as the “friend” and Israel as the enemy due to her reflexive progressive hatred of the latter. Disregarding Maxim 28; The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy, no more, no less.
It’s 2020, and President Hillary Clinton is debating whether or not to cancel the election on the grounds that nobody will be running against her anyway, since those who might have are all either in SuperMax, in exile, or dead. she gets a call from the imam in Qom.
He thanks her for nuking Tel Aviv, and for her speech declaring that our long nightmare in the Mideast is over after the last Jews there were beheaded on Youtube by the Revolutionary Guard.
She says, “So, about our Cheap Oil Forever so we can have our wonderful life here in the Capitol while we reduce the peasants to Stone Age savagery- carefully controlled, of course.”
The Imam says, “Don’t worry. You won’t need the oil.”
“Why?”
“Because you are the next ones we kill, infidel bitch.”
The nuke goes off ten seconds later, having been sitting in a cargo container in a warehouse in Georgetown for a month.
The trouble with thinking that you are a naughty vampire god is that there is always going to be someone who won’t wait for you to kill them- if they can get you first.
And there just as there is no honor among thieves, there is none among psychopaths, sociopaths, or religious fanatics.
clear ether
eon
October 25, 2016 at 11:27 pm
Chris Muir
A Blade® Fan!
October 26, 2016 at 5:37 am
eon
Thanks. I also like Underworld a lot. 😉
cheers
eon
October 26, 2016 at 12:28 am
tjm
I’d like to think we could blame Kandron of Onlo, but it’s all our own fault.
By the way, are you familiar with John Ringo’s The Last Centurion and the comeuppance of his HRC expy “President Womack”?
October 26, 2016 at 5:34 am
eon
Yep. And I agree with his analysis of her and global weather patterns. (Studied both meteorology and geology in my misspent youth.)
Whatever happens, I expect her to end up a lot like Al Capone. Although I’m betting Bill will be the one suffering from paresis.
The progressives are as Boskonian as it gets. If you think of Hillary as Senator Morgan, Bill as Herkimer Cubed, and Soros as Towne, it’s a beautifully symmetrical picture as Rod the Rock would say.
Which makes The One that nincompoop Witherspoon, and yes, he really is so dumb he doesn’t realize it.
clear ether and light landings!
eon
October 26, 2016 at 6:26 am
MasterDiver
And like Witherspoon, he should have been impeached the day he was inaugurated! (One of Doc Smith’s best lines!)
Zar Belk!
October 26, 2016 at 7:18 am
Bill G
Soros as Big Jim Towne! Perfect.
October 26, 2016 at 7:21 pm
Deplorable Old Codger
{sigh}Where is a Lensman when you need one?
October 26, 2016 at 12:29 am
NotYetInACamp
Hillary and all of her acolytes and followers are Neegan.
Then. Neegan, meet Neegan.
October 26, 2016 at 2:07 am
JSStryker
Love the Schlock quote I use it a lot in other places.
Don’t just hold the rope, pull it up S-L-O-W-L-Y. Let her feel the tendons in her neck stretch and pop as the noose closes off her wind pipe and cracks the hyoid bone.
And GWB – forget the boxes, hoist her from ground level…
October 26, 2016 at 12:22 pm
Master Diver
Put her on a float at hi9gh tide, then let the raft flower under her as the tide goes out!
Zar Belk!
October 25, 2016 at 11:41 pm
Pete231
Control…Alt…Delete !!!
October 25, 2016 at 11:45 pm
Noelegy
Jeez, I hope Naomi never cooks anything that spits or spatters.
October 26, 2016 at 8:29 am
PaulS
Oh I don’t know, Toly probably likes to lick and spoon.
October 26, 2016 at 6:52 pm
Pamela
He better like to lick more than a spoon to get sticky stuff off…
We really need a “like” button. Bunch of good ones tonight already. And isn’t that quote from “Princess Bride” amazing by how well it fits so often?
October 26, 2016 at 1:47 am
thundercloud65
Anytime I hear a politician say the words ” Reasonable” or especially ” We need to have a conversation ” I always assume that it means they want me to give something up while they in turn give nothing back.
It’s the same with ” Raise taxes on the rich!” The ultra rich will ALWAYS have their special tax breaks. The only taxes that actually get raised are on people like us who can’t afford to pay tax lawyers to find those loopholes.
October 26, 2016 at 5:41 am
eon
The progressive definition of “rich” is “anybody not on the dole who also isn’t on the government payroll, is not one of my supporters, or me”.
That takes in pretty much everybody not on their side.
clear ether
eon
October 26, 2016 at 7:20 am
David M
Winner Winner! Chicken Dinner!!!!
October 26, 2016 at 8:37 am
PaulS
Not “loopholes”, that’s just a progressive term to create division among the lawful citizens, while they ignore the laws themselves.
October 26, 2016 at 8:18 pm
thundercloud65
Sorry PaulS. It was a poor choice of words on my part. I’ll offer no excuses and try to do better in the future.
Paul S is correct…there are no “loopholes” just codified law that must be understood to be applied. As Donald told Hillary, he used the law to his stockholders’ benefit, if it’s bad why haven’t you changed it in your 30 years of miserable gov employment?
Same with 2A “loopholes”, i.e. legal private transfer of firearms. Zero and the beast are busily crafting EO’s to alter the interpretations and enforcements that will in essence eliminate that right.
For the children, of course…to keep bad men from coming to schools and mowing down innocent babies. Right. Eliminating your right to private commerce in personal possessions will serve one purpose only, to create a database of guns and gun owners to facilitate banning or criminalizing possession, calling for voluntary turn-ins or buy-backs, and then using the laws and the courts to convict holdouts and confiscate through attrition, all straight from the Aussie playbook that they all so admire.
They are not stupid enough to go directly door-to-door. Yet. We have time to plan and prepare. First with the vote. Then with the courts. Then…?
Not to imply that firearms law and byzantine tax law are the same; firearms law as currently written and historically enforced is rather simple, but of course it should not exist at all other than by virtue of the 2nd Amendment.
Tax law maybe can’t go the full disappearing act but it could and should be a one-page document requiring a tithe or 10% mandatory contribution of every dollar earned by every person and entity. Period. Right.
October 26, 2016 at 12:04 pm
John M.
…and that 10% is to be shared among ALL the tax eaters, not 10% for the feds, another 10% for the states, ten more percent for the county, then the city, then the sales tax and don’t forget the excise tax!
Ten percent. Total tax burden. Zero exemptions. It is enough.
October 26, 2016 at 11:29 am
Alan
If you want to predict what will happen to gun ownership – and use – if Hillary should get her way: just look at New York City and Chicago. No legal guns around definitely doesn’t mean no guns…
It’s not the guns of Chicago thugs they give a shit about, brother; I mean them ngz gotta protect their turf and *those* black lives don’t matter anyway…
No, it’s yours they want, the ones they know you will you use to fend off gov thugs not street thugs. But they know that you’re keeping yours and I’m keeping mine so they’re not knocking on doors anytime soon. Much easier to make us felons by the stroke of a pen with EO’s, common-sense legislation, and stacked courts.
It’s a process that has already started as I wrote above with EO’s effectively illegalizing the sale or transfer of any firearm from anyone to anyone without processing it through an FFL and NICS. Make no mistake, a registry is being created and they gotta know who has what to criminalize them for not turning them in.
Then of course you are a felon like any other with all the lack of rights and gov control over your life and activities that that implies.
So when you hear somebody say, “When they pry my cold dead hands…etc. etc.” tell them, they won’t have to. If you can’t buy a gun legally, possess a gun without risking prison, get a decent job, apartment, loan…eventually they’ll pry your cold dead hands from its grasp on the bars of your prison cell, because you can’t live life under those rules.
What’s unreasonable about all of that?
October 26, 2016 at 12:01 pm
JIMV
Sort of like when they speak of ‘compromise’ and mean surrender to their position. They negotiate like Arabs ‘Whats mine is mine and whats yours is negotiable’.
October 26, 2016 at 3:45 pm
John Greer
I will forever shudder at the words “Let us reason together.” ala Lyndon Baines Johnson.
That’s how we got the Perpetual Deficit from 1965 on (with only a handful of balanced budgets due to “government shutdown”) thanks to the “Great Society” and the “War on Poverty”.
October 26, 2016 at 3:38 am
Grape
In closing for the day, let me add that the first panel makes my eyes water (so spicy) as I have never been weaned. Licking my lips.
I do wish this place was real. I would definitely love to try their food.
October 26, 2016 at 6:20 am
MasterDiver
Let her “Épouser la veuve” (Marry the Widow).
It was good enough for Robspierre when HIS corruption was exposed.
Zar Belk!
October 26, 2016 at 3:46 pm
John Greer
Most apropos in this era of same sex marriage.
October 26, 2016 at 6:40 am
GWB
I think that’s bbq sauce they’re making. Or chili.
Either way, it appears to have bourbon in it.
Tasty.
I bet the sauce/chili is good, too.
October 26, 2016 at 7:24 am
Bill G
I keep remembering the Kornbluth story that ends ‘…and here they come with that insulting thick rope.”
Hildabeast, what difference does it make?
October 26, 2016 at 7:29 am
Bill G
ROFLMAO! I go next to the Word of the Day from the OED online, and it’s: samskara
noun
Hinduism
A purificatory ceremony or rite marking a major event in one’s life.
Origin
From Sanskrit saṃskāra an act of making perfect, preparation.
Chop. Now, that’s purification. Perfect.
October 26, 2016 at 7:55 am
Pamela
I guess Sam should be glad there aren’t any nursing babies around…
October 26, 2016 at 8:41 am
PaulS
Edgy. 🙂
October 26, 2016 at 9:07 am
S Hooks
Please pardon the OT diversion, but I thought I’d share some wonderful news: Bill Clinton is coming to my humble town here in SE North Carolina this afternoon. That’s right, Slick Willie hisownself is graciously honoring us with his presence. Well … not exactly … He’s only going to be meeting with the local Democrat party hacks, er… officials in a closed-door session to advise and plan strategy for the final phase of the campaign. We deplorable serfs are not invited.
When he was here in 1998 he spoke onstage at the Old Depot before a huge adoring crowd and made all sorts of promises about economic aid for our area, none of which were kept. I seriously doubt he’d draw much of a crowd today even if he dared to make a public appearance.
Over half of the businesses in that downtown area where he spoke in 1998 are now gone, empty shells with ‘For Rent’ signs in the windows, and most of those which had remained are still digging out and cleaning up from being flooded by Hurricane Matthew (some have already said they can’t afford to rebuild and re-open). We’re going to be years recovering from Matthew’s devastation, not to mention the grief of over 40 NC families who lost loved ones. Yep, a visit from Bill Clinton is just the morale booster we need. 😉
October 26, 2016 at 11:33 am
Alan
Any way to screw the door closed while he’s in there?
October 26, 2016 at 12:07 pm
John M.
…then set the building on fire?
October 26, 2016 at 2:00 pm
Pamela
I’m of the opinion that every single woman he has assaulted over the decades needs to be in there with him. The key to getting out is to admit to every one of the evil deeds he and his wife have done from the beginning.
October 26, 2016 at 9:12 am
RooftopVoter
Sorry, off with her head is too good, too clean. I think more recent ISIS methods should be employed.
October 26, 2016 at 10:57 am
Deplorable Old Codger
Romania’s Ceausescus were taken out via firing squad. Think how much you’d raise raffling spots on that detail. Throw in the revenue from pay-per-view and you could possibly raise enough to buy a mil-spec toilet!
October 26, 2016 at 11:34 am
Alan
and install it in a SpaceX or BlueOrigin ride
October 26, 2016 at 9:42 am
WayneDeplorable
Is that frosting on her lips? Has the Hildabeast been eating cake?
Well, crap. Thanks for pointing that out. It was Chris’s 12/21/08 creation, which I reprinted there and merely introduced with, “Truer words were never spoken”. Worth finding and re-reading in his archives. Shocking how little we have progressed…regressed is more accurate.
I think that is a wonderful present for Hillary today on her birthday. Hatchday? Whelpday? Spawn day? Moved out day. Cursed by God day? Ascent from Hell day?
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Painting the Roses Red and Off with her Head.
Is there a pike on the wall, and some hungry vultures nearby?
Would we want to poison innocent vultures?
I’d pay good PPV money to see that televised. I’d even throw a block (!) party for the neighborhood.
Reasonable, BEAST??
THAT, would be breaking every frakking bone in your body on the wheel. Then dipping you in boiling tar.
Then Setting your screaming carcass aflame while hanging by your ankles
DO TELL, Bitch, about “reasonable”…..
I’d go with part of that. Hung by the ankles, then beaten like a cheap pinata, a la Mussolini. More “audience” participation, and satisfaction.
I hope they’re just tasting and not seriously cooking (BTW, who IS cooking!?). With those t-shirts, sauce splatter would HURT!
“There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
my first thought….a crime against nature
La Madame Guillotine meets the White House Madame.
And George Soros should get the same!
Three-quarters of Mordor by the Potomac should get the same. The headsmen would be busy and have to take shifts.
Ah. A means to pay off the national debt and to fund Social Security by means of pay to watch worldwide broadcasts.
Such a common sense result is still not worth her “reasonable” confiscation of all of the guns in sovereign private citizen hands. The citizens never delegated that right to defense given by God.
My comment to the birthright Death Star minions, rulers and invaders concerning the meaning of birthright citizenship and the meaning of what they said was the law that said that anyone born in the USA was a citizen ” I do not think that those words mean what you think they mean. Those words were in Wong vs USA (1898) US Supreme Court. The Birthright Death Star was destroyed and splintered into tens of millions of pieces. The next time I saw, then heard, those words was after the first Republican presidential debate where The Donald differentiated himself from every other Republican candidate by rejecting a “Path To Citizenship” and asserted applying the law and used the law as explained in that case to destroy the rest of the candidates, as I had destroyed the Birthright Death Star and shut the advocates up. So Trump shut up all of the other candidates on that issue, and continued on to become all of our champion. The people understood the truth.
Inigo Montoya’s words in The Princess Bride will resound forever when people misuse words.
And in need of frequent blade sharpening.
Would it be more cruel to be face down, and not know when the blade would strike (fearful anticipation). Or would it be more cruel to be face up, watching the blade fall?
One thing she can be sure of; when the ISIS headsman raises the tulwar to take hers off, she can scream “But can’t we TALK about this?” all she wants, and it will avail her not.
And there will be no sharpshooter handy to save her, since there will be no Americans left who have a rifle to do it with;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3783943/SAS-sniper-kills-ISIS-executioner-moments-kills-12-hostages.html
clear ether
eon
Those of us that kept our rifles would be watching and cheering, not trying to save her life!
On second thought, we might cheat the headsman by putting one in her eye so we don’t have to listen to her bleating…
As long as its good and dull…
You get a cleaner, painless cut when face down…No, wait…
Zar Belk!
After all this time, what difference does it make…
Whenever a progressive uses the words “commonsense” and “reasonable”, you may be sure what they propose will be extreme, and their means of achieving it as violent as they can manage to feed their lust for power and destruction.
Ultimately, on guns as with anything else, their mantra is, “Do as we say like good little slaves and we may not kill you immediately. We do however reserve our divine privilege (for we are of course gods) of killing you at some future time if it would amuse us to do so- or if we simply get bored.”
In Star Trek terms, they are “Plato’s Stepchildren”.
That said, Hillary doesn’t need to fear the National Razor as much as she does her friends in the Mideast. She wants to play “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”, with ISIS as the “friend” and Israel as the enemy due to her reflexive progressive hatred of the latter. Disregarding Maxim 28; The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy, no more, no less.
It’s 2020, and President Hillary Clinton is debating whether or not to cancel the election on the grounds that nobody will be running against her anyway, since those who might have are all either in SuperMax, in exile, or dead. she gets a call from the imam in Qom.
He thanks her for nuking Tel Aviv, and for her speech declaring that our long nightmare in the Mideast is over after the last Jews there were beheaded on Youtube by the Revolutionary Guard.
She says, “So, about our Cheap Oil Forever so we can have our wonderful life here in the Capitol while we reduce the peasants to Stone Age savagery- carefully controlled, of course.”
The Imam says, “Don’t worry. You won’t need the oil.”
“Why?”
“Because you are the next ones we kill, infidel bitch.”
The nuke goes off ten seconds later, having been sitting in a cargo container in a warehouse in Georgetown for a month.
The trouble with thinking that you are a naughty vampire god is that there is always going to be someone who won’t wait for you to kill them- if they can get you first.
And there just as there is no honor among thieves, there is none among psychopaths, sociopaths, or religious fanatics.
clear ether
eon
A Blade® Fan!
Thanks. I also like Underworld a lot. 😉
cheers
eon
I’d like to think we could blame Kandron of Onlo, but it’s all our own fault.
By the way, are you familiar with John Ringo’s The Last Centurion and the comeuppance of his HRC expy “President Womack”?
Yep. And I agree with his analysis of her and global weather patterns. (Studied both meteorology and geology in my misspent youth.)
Whatever happens, I expect her to end up a lot like Al Capone. Although I’m betting Bill will be the one suffering from paresis.
The progressives are as Boskonian as it gets. If you think of Hillary as Senator Morgan, Bill as Herkimer Cubed, and Soros as Towne, it’s a beautifully symmetrical picture as Rod the Rock would say.
Which makes The One that nincompoop Witherspoon, and yes, he really is so dumb he doesn’t realize it.
clear ether and light landings!
eon
And like Witherspoon, he should have been impeached the day he was inaugurated! (One of Doc Smith’s best lines!)
Zar Belk!
Soros as Big Jim Towne! Perfect.
{sigh}Where is a Lensman when you need one?
Hillary and all of her acolytes and followers are Neegan.
Then. Neegan, meet Neegan.
Love the Schlock quote I use it a lot in other places.
Mrs. Clinton may end up following Mrs. Ceaușescu’s example… http://www.ceausescu.org/ceausescu_texts/elena_ceausescus_cult.htm
[Holds up hand].. “I’ll hold the rope!”
Can I give the boxes a kick?
Don’t just hold the rope, pull it up S-L-O-W-L-Y. Let her feel the tendons in her neck stretch and pop as the noose closes off her wind pipe and cracks the hyoid bone.
And GWB – forget the boxes, hoist her from ground level…
Put her on a float at hi9gh tide, then let the raft flower under her as the tide goes out!
Zar Belk!
Control…Alt…Delete !!!
Jeez, I hope Naomi never cooks anything that spits or spatters.
Oh I don’t know, Toly probably likes to lick and spoon.
He better like to lick more than a spoon to get sticky stuff off…
We really need a “like” button. Bunch of good ones tonight already. And isn’t that quote from “Princess Bride” amazing by how well it fits so often?
Anytime I hear a politician say the words ” Reasonable” or especially ” We need to have a conversation ” I always assume that it means they want me to give something up while they in turn give nothing back.
It’s the same with ” Raise taxes on the rich!” The ultra rich will ALWAYS have their special tax breaks. The only taxes that actually get raised are on people like us who can’t afford to pay tax lawyers to find those loopholes.
The progressive definition of “rich” is “anybody not on the dole who also isn’t on the government payroll, is not one of my supporters, or me”.
That takes in pretty much everybody not on their side.
clear ether
eon
Winner Winner! Chicken Dinner!!!!
Not “loopholes”, that’s just a progressive term to create division among the lawful citizens, while they ignore the laws themselves.
Sorry PaulS. It was a poor choice of words on my part. I’ll offer no excuses and try to do better in the future.
Paul S is correct…there are no “loopholes” just codified law that must be understood to be applied. As Donald told Hillary, he used the law to his stockholders’ benefit, if it’s bad why haven’t you changed it in your 30 years of miserable gov employment?
Same with 2A “loopholes”, i.e. legal private transfer of firearms. Zero and the beast are busily crafting EO’s to alter the interpretations and enforcements that will in essence eliminate that right.
For the children, of course…to keep bad men from coming to schools and mowing down innocent babies. Right. Eliminating your right to private commerce in personal possessions will serve one purpose only, to create a database of guns and gun owners to facilitate banning or criminalizing possession, calling for voluntary turn-ins or buy-backs, and then using the laws and the courts to convict holdouts and confiscate through attrition, all straight from the Aussie playbook that they all so admire.
They are not stupid enough to go directly door-to-door. Yet. We have time to plan and prepare. First with the vote. Then with the courts. Then…?
Not to imply that firearms law and byzantine tax law are the same; firearms law as currently written and historically enforced is rather simple, but of course it should not exist at all other than by virtue of the 2nd Amendment.
Tax law maybe can’t go the full disappearing act but it could and should be a one-page document requiring a tithe or 10% mandatory contribution of every dollar earned by every person and entity. Period. Right.
…and that 10% is to be shared among ALL the tax eaters, not 10% for the feds, another 10% for the states, ten more percent for the county, then the city, then the sales tax and don’t forget the excise tax!
Ten percent. Total tax burden. Zero exemptions. It is enough.
If you want to predict what will happen to gun ownership – and use – if Hillary should get her way: just look at New York City and Chicago. No legal guns around definitely doesn’t mean no guns…
It’s not the guns of Chicago thugs they give a shit about, brother; I mean them ngz gotta protect their turf and *those* black lives don’t matter anyway…
No, it’s yours they want, the ones they know you will you use to fend off gov thugs not street thugs. But they know that you’re keeping yours and I’m keeping mine so they’re not knocking on doors anytime soon. Much easier to make us felons by the stroke of a pen with EO’s, common-sense legislation, and stacked courts.
It’s a process that has already started as I wrote above with EO’s effectively illegalizing the sale or transfer of any firearm from anyone to anyone without processing it through an FFL and NICS. Make no mistake, a registry is being created and they gotta know who has what to criminalize them for not turning them in.
Then of course you are a felon like any other with all the lack of rights and gov control over your life and activities that that implies.
So when you hear somebody say, “When they pry my cold dead hands…etc. etc.” tell them, they won’t have to. If you can’t buy a gun legally, possess a gun without risking prison, get a decent job, apartment, loan…eventually they’ll pry your cold dead hands from its grasp on the bars of your prison cell, because you can’t live life under those rules.
What’s unreasonable about all of that?
Sort of like when they speak of ‘compromise’ and mean surrender to their position. They negotiate like Arabs ‘Whats mine is mine and whats yours is negotiable’.
I will forever shudder at the words “Let us reason together.” ala Lyndon Baines Johnson.
That’s how we got the Perpetual Deficit from 1965 on (with only a handful of balanced budgets due to “government shutdown”) thanks to the “Great Society” and the “War on Poverty”.
In closing for the day, let me add that the first panel makes my eyes water (so spicy) as I have never been weaned. Licking my lips.
I do wish this place was real. I would definitely love to try their food.
Let her “Épouser la veuve” (Marry the Widow).
It was good enough for Robspierre when HIS corruption was exposed.
Zar Belk!
Most apropos in this era of same sex marriage.
I think that’s bbq sauce they’re making. Or chili.
Either way, it appears to have bourbon in it.
Tasty.
I bet the sauce/chili is good, too.
I keep remembering the Kornbluth story that ends ‘…and here they come with that insulting thick rope.”
Hildabeast, what difference does it make?
ROFLMAO! I go next to the Word of the Day from the OED online, and it’s: samskara
noun
Hinduism
A purificatory ceremony or rite marking a major event in one’s life.
Origin
From Sanskrit saṃskāra an act of making perfect, preparation.
Chop. Now, that’s purification. Perfect.
I guess Sam should be glad there aren’t any nursing babies around…
Edgy. 🙂
Please pardon the OT diversion, but I thought I’d share some wonderful news: Bill Clinton is coming to my humble town here in SE North Carolina this afternoon. That’s right, Slick Willie hisownself is graciously honoring us with his presence. Well … not exactly … He’s only going to be meeting with the local Democrat party hacks, er… officials in a closed-door session to advise and plan strategy for the final phase of the campaign. We deplorable serfs are not invited.
When he was here in 1998 he spoke onstage at the Old Depot before a huge adoring crowd and made all sorts of promises about economic aid for our area, none of which were kept. I seriously doubt he’d draw much of a crowd today even if he dared to make a public appearance.
Over half of the businesses in that downtown area where he spoke in 1998 are now gone, empty shells with ‘For Rent’ signs in the windows, and most of those which had remained are still digging out and cleaning up from being flooded by Hurricane Matthew (some have already said they can’t afford to rebuild and re-open). We’re going to be years recovering from Matthew’s devastation, not to mention the grief of over 40 NC families who lost loved ones. Yep, a visit from Bill Clinton is just the morale booster we need. 😉
Any way to screw the door closed while he’s in there?
…then set the building on fire?
I’m of the opinion that every single woman he has assaulted over the decades needs to be in there with him. The key to getting out is to admit to every one of the evil deeds he and his wife have done from the beginning.
Sorry, off with her head is too good, too clean. I think more recent ISIS methods should be employed.
Romania’s Ceausescus were taken out via firing squad. Think how much you’d raise raffling spots on that detail. Throw in the revenue from pay-per-view and you could possibly raise enough to buy a mil-spec toilet!
and install it in a SpaceX or BlueOrigin ride
Is that frosting on her lips? Has the Hildabeast been eating cake?
It’s Huma.
EWWW! Damn, dude. Talk of beheadings and meat windchimes is one thing, but there’s gotta be a LINE!
Chris, you magnificent bastard, you have created a new genre of the boobie, the “Under Nipple.”
Thanks;
Spin
“Queen of Hearts for the win, Alex”
Under Nipple…maybe Half Nipple…either way, it’s good.
Yeah baby!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-has-2-point-edge-in-bloomberg-politics-poll-of-florida/ar-AAjpG1H?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
‘Common Sense’
Did not one of the Founders write a pamphlet with that title ? >:-)M.
November 2008:
http://poetnthepawnbroker.blogspot.com/2008/11/how-to-have-fun-and-profit-from-obama.html
Who knew how prescient that would be? And who would have believed we could live out eight years of that and be looking down the barrel at more?
F-R-E-E-D-O-M!
And speaking of prescience, scrounging around at the old dead blog about that same time, I found this…vintage and devastating Day by Day.
http://poetnthepawnbroker.blogspot.com/2008/12/truth.htm
My first posting about the host and cast right here. Read that ‘toon and weep for what we have done, and are doing.
Oops.
Sorry, the page you were looking for in this blog does not exist.
It happens.
Well, crap. Thanks for pointing that out. It was Chris’s 12/21/08 creation, which I reprinted there and merely introduced with, “Truer words were never spoken”. Worth finding and re-reading in his archives. Shocking how little we have progressed…regressed is more accurate.
yup
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/december21-2008/
I think that is a wonderful present for Hillary today on her birthday. Hatchday? Whelpday? Spawn day? Moved out day. Cursed by God day? Ascent from Hell day?
Misbegotten sums her up