Pelousi, you could stretch from now until Christ’s second coming, but it won’t do you any good, you have no principles to stretch.
Unfortunately, the botox not only got rid of your stretch marks, it seeped into and got rid of your brain.
If a zombie tried to eat Pelousi, it’d go hungry.
The Zombie would need to call Poison Control
Pelosi eats zombies, and poops them too.
Yeah, the swimmin’ hole is great, but I like the rest of the year more. The message is important. In past years, the quicker we got to the mark, the more swimming hole we got. A lot of us double dipped towards the last few days. Maybe Chris is working on Holy Tera.
I coulda gone for swimming hole fun for another day or two.
She’s been dead for 20 years and just hasn’t figured it out yet.
Yeah, there should be a “like” button for comments. But that was all the swimming hole we got?
And don’t get me started on Post Turtle Mitch.
Him and Pelousi are two wings on the same bird (political party).
Cocaine Mitch has occasional moments of lucidity but not enough to justify his existence.
Most zombies just want a little piece of mind.
Eating most all politicians will only result in them still starving for brains and create more actual zombies than the brain dead politicians they already are.
All of her principles and Botox are bought, and when bought and paid for, the buyer expects them to stay bought.
Ladies and gentlemen, please! Our beluvved congresscritters all have very full sets of principles! Let them know what you want, and they’ll tell you in a heartbeat that that is exactly what they stand for! Once back in the swamp, of course, it’s another story.
I tried to post a link a few days ago and it would not post. How do you make that happen?
How many links did you try? (2 or more dumps it or puts it into moderation.)
And, generally, you can just paste the link in without any html formatting, and it will show.
Without html tags:
With html tags
One link, never showed up.
Ah, Bill? Don’t know about you butI certainly didn’t need to peruse 20 years of congressional data to come to that conclusion! Had that figured out before I left high school.
Ayuh; but seeing it graphed is gratifying. I think it was Dr. Sowell who commented that a politicians first concern is to get elected. The second is getting re-elected. Any problem of ours is well past third place for them
The answer is simple,
Do NOT vote for ANY incumbent.
We have two Parties; The Republicrats & The Libercrats
Oh Yeah, also the 3rd Party, The beauracrats (to lazy to look up correct Spelling)!
One bird, two wings…
Principles? Politicians? Shirley!
…and don’t call me Shirley! 🙂
Nancy’s face should easily clear that hurdle … her face looks as if it has limboed its way through a dystopian movie from the 80s …
Last time I saw a face like hers, an Egyptologist was unwrapping it.
The creepy thing about the movie Brazil was just how accurately it portrayed the future the Left wanted for us, and apparently for themselves.
Idiocracy couldn’t even begin to describe it.
Not only do not vote for incumbents, don’t vote for their spouses, partners, children, or grandchildren.
Especially not them.
They already suck at the public trough, often to the tune of millions if not billions.
Just look at Sleepy Joe’s cabal.
You think Joe’s bad (and he is – in spades!)? Consider these:
“Honey Fitz” (ineligible to be Prez due to naturalized status) never forgave Joe, Jr., for having the temerity to run off to WWII and get hisself blowed up in an early remote-control bombing experiment. His dream was: Joe, John Bobby, Teddy – in sequence – for a 32-year Kennedy reign at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Oh, well, a .250 batting average is par for pro baseball.
GHWB led three generations in politics. Only problem being that each succeeding generation was more inept than he was, and each preceding. I think they are all gone from public life now.
I believe I can state, without equivocation, that dynastic politics have no place in American governance (the Adams Family being the exception that proves the rule) . . .
It’s August 2020. We are blessed with a president who understands who and what the real enemy is (domestic), and who fights with more intelligence than they could ever muster. We are the fortunate witnesses of the Left finally exposing itself as The Dark Side, desperate criminals drained dry of any conscience or morality. We, and the former Democrats now quietly defecting in droves, are destined for a historic win in November.
I lift my Corona-with-lime in salute. Life is good. Cheers!
Until we abolish the Teacher’s Unions it will be a hollow victory.
We need an informed and rational electorate, and we are not getting it from the public schools.
Instead, what we are getting is what the politicians want, an ignorant and gullible excuse to get rich and reign forever.
Not to mention cannon fodder for their next wave of recreational violence.
Make mine a Kilbeggan Single Grain Irish!
What is “science?”
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