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  • March 25, 2023 at 12:05 am
    Blackrifle081

    One worked for Saddam Hussein…

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  • March 25, 2023 at 12:09 am
    Blackrifle081

    And “Mr. Resident” didn’t slip by unnoticed. Well played, Sir.

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  • March 25, 2023 at 12:16 am
    cb ~

    In other news: Trump Exploits Little-Known Legal Loophole Where You Avoid Indictment By Not Committing A Crime

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  • March 25, 2023 at 12:53 am
    John+M.

    One can only hope…

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  • March 25, 2023 at 1:19 am
    JohninMd.(HELP!)

    “Bad news, good news, Mr. Resident – due to time and age, the rope of Judas Iscariot is lost to history. How somever, we’ve aquired a hunert’ foot of nice 3/4″ braided manila that will serve wonderfully for our task – and can be reused many, many times….”

    Well past time to light this firecracker.

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  • March 25, 2023 at 1:42 am
    Roger

    I was thinking we need someone creative to design the American version of the Guillotine, using a chainsaw and robotic arm. With so many DemonRats there needs to be automation!

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    • March 25, 2023 at 2:13 am
      Guderian

      And no electric chainsaws! Gas-powered with plenty of fumes for them to choke on before the cuttin’ starts.

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      • March 25, 2023 at 6:47 am
        Longslide

        American made,even if old… would be more appropriate anyway.

      • March 25, 2023 at 10:07 am
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        Manually operated chainsaw…

        I will never forget the old Homelite chainsaw sales rep who came around to old fashioned hardware stores like the one Pahokee Fl where I had my first real teenage job, as Mr. Adair told his chainsaw salesman joke…

        “After unveiling the product to a group of woodsmen and claiming they could do ten cords a day with, one lumberman came back the next day mad and hollering he wanted his money back because he could only barely do two cords. Puzzled, the salesman takes the saw and fires up the engine…AHHH! What’s that noise? Screamed the lumberjack… :)”

        Two cords of wood in a day with a stationary -but sharp- chainsaw, one can only imagine the vigorous and time-consuming back and forth performed by the burly wood cutter..just perfect for the job here at hand, as it were.

      • March 25, 2023 at 9:14 pm
        Oldarmourer

        They could have had a V8 🙂

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvAI7-Qa2Io

      • March 26, 2023 at 1:22 am
        Roger

        LOL! I can just imagine some of the brainwashed woke sheep, complaining about the fumes’ harm to the environment as they are about to be beheaded!

    • March 25, 2023 at 8:31 am
      MasterDiver

      Stick to the original design. Gravity powered, no emissions, just keep the rails greased and the blade sharp. Let them “Marry the Widow”!

      Zar Belk!

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      • March 25, 2023 at 12:02 pm
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

        Oh, there would be emisssions:
        Brown, yellow, and red.
        But in the proper circumstances, quite acceptable.

      • March 26, 2023 at 1:25 am
        Roger

        In these days of insanity and corruption, I finally understand those old French women, doing their needlework, while gleefully watching the Guillotine in action! Seeing true justice brought to the wicked!

    • March 25, 2023 at 3:16 pm
      Drew458

      The hydraulic chopper that loggers use to take down trees would work perfectly. As some things are much less dense than tree trunks, a modification could be made to close the jaws many times faster and still exert enough force. A good operator could manage at least 40 an hour if they were lined up. I think we’d need 100 operators as full time employees for a couple months. It’s a big job but a commie clear cut “deforestation” needs to be done.

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      • March 25, 2023 at 7:02 pm
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        “…a commie clear-cut…”

        Might have to submit that one as a guiding tenet for CRA…

      • March 26, 2023 at 1:26 am
        Roger

        I love it!

      • April 6, 2023 at 10:19 am
        Jeff

        I’d prefer the Pinochet Method instead. Preferably over shark-infested waters so the can “become one with nature” and there’s need for clean up afterwards.

  • March 25, 2023 at 2:38 am
    Pamela

    That’s one Song Benny Goodman won’t be playing.

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  • March 25, 2023 at 6:18 am
    Randy

    Wood chipper? Since they’re trying to outlaw petroleum based fertilizer…

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    • March 26, 2023 at 1:28 am
      Roger

      I imagine “chopped” Woke would be toxic, so perhaps not fertilizer, but weed killer?

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  • March 25, 2023 at 7:32 am
    Bill G

    Leftist, leftist, a la lanterne!

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  • March 25, 2023 at 8:24 am
    William Henry

    So f****** sweet….. Dancing in the air will become a new national pastime that sweeps the nation.

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  • March 25, 2023 at 8:48 am
    nonncom

    I’ve always been a proponent of installing a guillotine on the steps of the senate and the house….might actually promote the proper behavior amongst our reps in DC…..one for the Supreme Court as well?….

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    • March 25, 2023 at 9:38 am
      MadCat

      Just the one who hasn’t a clue of what defines a woman. The others are smart enough to take the hint.

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      • March 25, 2023 at 10:51 am
        Kafiroon

        It speaks volumes about a person’s abilities when you do not know what a woman is, but you are one.

    • March 26, 2023 at 1:09 am
      JohninMd.(HELP!)

      Won’t scare a one, til you USE it…

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  • March 25, 2023 at 11:48 am
    cb ~

    Bring back dueling.

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  • March 25, 2023 at 11:58 am
    cb ~
    • March 25, 2023 at 12:06 pm
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      Peter Strzok……at Waco TX.
      That would be quite ironic, and fitting, if he should go out “in a blaze of glory”.
      Janet Reno and he would have quite the time together in Hell.

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  • March 25, 2023 at 12:13 pm
    Deliberatus

    Why not? It worked for John Brown & company. Right?

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  • March 25, 2023 at 9:17 pm
    Oldarmourer

    You need that guillotine to be loaded vertically instead of horizontally, feet up so they have that last little second to realize “boy, you done fucked up”

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  • March 25, 2023 at 9:55 pm
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    I know it’s a good piece from the DD to Waco, but thought maybe one of the crew could put in an appearance.

    Take notes Ron D.; nobody fires up a crowd like DJT, that charisma is one thing that you are gravely lacking, and it is critical. And showmanship, electric but at the same time respectful; the J6 National Anthem with DT’s Pledge of Allegiance interspersed was masterful.

    That ain’t what it takes to dig us out of this hole, this grave, that we are digging for ourselves. But it might be what it takes to get in position to try.

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    • March 25, 2023 at 10:04 pm
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      Well shoot, my little blurb at the end of the second paragraph got zapped…

      It was to acknowledge that the symbolism of the location of Trump’s first rally is not lost on those of us who remember, and understand, not so much what and why Koresh did what he did, but what and why the gov did what it did.

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