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  • May 8, 2019 at 12:11 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    I can see ice cream with no toppings. Purity at its finest.
    I can also see Jan, Naomi, and “G’ma” with no toppings. Yum!

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  • May 8, 2019 at 12:16 am
    kadaka

    But gelato is not ice cream. Only unsophisticated bumpkins from flyover country who couldn’t recognize Hillary’s natural greatness would confuse gelato with ice cream. Remember when America aspired to achieve European elegance, like since before 1776 to now?

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    • May 8, 2019 at 12:17 am
      Stephanie Osborn
    • May 8, 2019 at 10:38 am
      Delilah T.

      Gelato is an Italian dish. Catherine de Medici introduced frozen desserts to France when she married Henry II. Charles I (French) had cream ice in the 17th century. It started somewhere in China, however, before Marco Polo got there.
      Me, I just get it at the store, preferably chocolate with sprinkles when available.

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      • May 8, 2019 at 12:46 pm
        Halley

        I have a killer egg-free ice cream recipe, any flavour, but unfortunately it is a well-guarded state secret. Suffice it to say, the juice of one freshly squeezed lemon works wonders…

  • May 8, 2019 at 12:30 am
    Jim Verdolini

    I think we need to move the entire pro Trump movement to a safe location like a nude beach…

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  • May 8, 2019 at 12:59 am
    John Block

    I don’t have the body for nude beaches ..besides, it makes
    Conceed carry kind of difficult….

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  • May 8, 2019 at 1:11 am

    He’s a ‘net prodigy, right?

    That boy has seen shit that will turn you white!

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    • May 8, 2019 at 6:06 am
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      Nice Ghostbusters reference.

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  • May 8, 2019 at 2:13 am
    Mike-SMO

    Gelatto always makes a mess with the spagetti…. although licking up the “mess” has its merits in the proper setting….

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  • May 8, 2019 at 3:36 am
    Calvin

    There is some joke buried here with “two scoops” as the punchline.

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    • May 8, 2019 at 3:56 am
      Too Tall

      Gelato and topless. Wouldn’t that be three or four scoops?

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    • May 8, 2019 at 4:06 am
      kadaka

      Did you see Caitlyn Jenner’s “trans” girlfriend Sophia Hutchins, formerly Scott and a third of her age? Two big scoops of vanilla ice cream with whipped topping, hold the nuts.

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      • May 8, 2019 at 10:41 am
        Delilah T.

        Jenner looks worse than ever. If he wanted to date women (real or snookered) then what was his point? What a marooon!

      • May 8, 2019 at 2:29 pm
        kadaka

        Possibly he wanted to date men. If left without hormonal treatments 80% of “transgirls” going through puberty grow up to become gay guys. Jenner publicly noted getting the “bottom work” done, which only a third do. Sophia publicly “transitioned” with Jenner’s support and apparently hasn’t. So there’s only one peg, and one forward-facing hole, and Jenner is dating a girl, which makes it “normal”.

  • May 8, 2019 at 5:49 am
    Bill3542

    Knew a girl back in the 80s that had a food fetish. honey, whipped cream or Hersheys syrup went well with the cherries on those large cones she had.

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    • May 8, 2019 at 11:43 pm
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      Herb Albert’s Tijuana Brass, “Whipped Cream and Other Delights”

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      • May 9, 2019 at 8:51 am
        John D. Egbert

        Great album — greater cover . . .

  • May 8, 2019 at 6:39 am
    shooter 2.5

    Seeing my parents unclothed in any degree would have scarred me for life. Just saying.

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    • May 8, 2019 at 6:47 am
      eon

      Been there. Some things even brain bleach and a large sledgehammer to the frontal lobes cannot help.

      clear ether

      eon

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    • May 8, 2019 at 10:42 am
      Delilah T.

      Oh, my Dad was quite a fetching fellow in his younger days. Unfortunately, he loved the plate more than the walks.

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  • May 8, 2019 at 6:48 am
    Ed Brault

    Ask Lazarus Long where his “daughter” Minerva packs her heat…

    Zar Belk!

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    • May 8, 2019 at 11:56 am
      Halley

      He says it’s strapped to her thigh, under the little frill of a skirt she doesn’t need because of the heat (what a coincidence I re-read that section of TEFL yesterday!). All-time favo RAH woman, Min.

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  • May 8, 2019 at 7:19 am
    ottersmith

    It would have been too obvious if Minerva had presented a sword.

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  • May 8, 2019 at 7:53 am
    Peet

    Very early DBD: Psychology(?) stoodint tries to mug Zed & Sam, both poll guns on him. Zed’s only comment (to Sam) was to ask wher she hid her pistol in the tight dress. One of my faves.

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    • May 8, 2019 at 8:06 pm
      GWB

      Yep. 🙂 Good one.

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  • May 8, 2019 at 8:07 am
    Bill

    Yeah. No high fructose corn syrup in my ice c’mon, please!

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  • May 8, 2019 at 9:06 am
    JonB

    What, they can’t get Blue Bell delivered??

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  • May 8, 2019 at 9:54 am
    DogByte6RER

    Ah yes … grandmas in Brazilian bikinis.

    Reminds me of this slide show: https://www.slideshare.net/mobile/Art37/grandmas-in-brazil

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    • May 8, 2019 at 11:32 am

      avós de plástico…

      não, obrigado.

      Eu prefiro cantar o corpo elétrico como a avó robô ideal.

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  • May 8, 2019 at 11:20 pm
    Delilah T.

    The ice cream I buy is cream, milk, eggs, sugar and chocolate. No strange foreign additives or weird colors or names. Chocolate ice cream. It is to die for.

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